Star Wars KoToR Trilogy Filming In Fall
>Benioff and Weiss
Dropped.
dabid posting will never die
Just when I though Bioware can't get anymore fucked
>Disney wants to appeal to the GoT audience
Uhhhhhhhhh
>2 white dudes
Fucking Disney.
Dorne is back on the menu!
bait
boy i cant wait for them to beat the dead horses that are revan and hk 47 for the billionth time. maybe theyll make revan female and hk an ambiguously gay droid for asspats too
Wtf is disney thinking. These two hacks utterly ruined GoT with their bad ideas.
>(((Weiss)))
nope
Probably
Watch them say it was always cannon.
So according to the sources whoever they are, it's not the Rian Chonson trilogy. So it's not getting made ever.
So is this Episode X or what
Here's hoping they shoehorn some rape scenes into their trilogy.
you just know HK is going to be marvel quipbot 9000
The real question is: is Kathleen incompetent, or are all women incompetent? She hasn't made a single good decision since becoming President, chasing meme actors and directors around and giving her friends oportunities.
dumb cunt kathleen is the type of person who sat back riding everyone elses coattails while constantly thinking "i could totally do a better job" while never having an actual plan to do that job. then once in power she just started throwing shit together without any real direction other than catering to her now inflated ego that believed her to be a feminist icon
in general Woman don't make good managers. that being said, there are always exceptions to the rule. KK is not one such exception, though.
One of them is from a banking family. They're both fully on board with the societal engineering they have planned.
What is the most DABID thing that Dabid could ever do to SW?
Kyle Katarn didn't deserve this.
The director of american psycho was a woman. Not to go on a tranny tier rant but how come when one woman does something fucking stupid, many people's initial thought arent "wow this woman is a dumb bitch" but instead "wow women are dumb bitches"
But what about the alien qts?
Yea Forums is now /bitter incel general/. The amount of Yea Forums that is not /pol/, /r9k/ or both is very, very small.
The rest is not necessarily good - it could be E;R shilling himself, the remerkable Review Screw when is off meds, et cetera.
It's tragic.
A Kotor movie is the smartest thing they could do, given the shit situation they're in.
The problem is these two hacks will never ever do it well, because nobody wants to touch this franchise anymore.
Kotor1 doesn't hold up writing wise in any way. Only HK 47 is a good character.
2 has really well written characters and could easily be its own trilogy with a few changes and a rewrite of the ending. They'd just have to say that Avellone is helping with the script and it'd raise a few eyebrows and people might give it a chance out of sheer curiosity.
Still, given that these two hacks are involved I hope they only botch 1.
*remarkable
so higher IQ? based
>this fall
i thought (((iger))) said we were getting a break
How will they handle /best boy/?
hope it will be something original
You forgot the disgusting lonely trannies whose shilling are the only thing of purpose keeping then from joining the 30% soon
nah, it's incels roleplaying
These guys got so lucky with that fat fucks books.
I hate to break this to you, but mainstream audiences that define the success of these blockbuster movies have absolutely not heard about Chris Avellone. Benioff and Weiss are also not adapting soon to be 20 year old vidyas
Revan being female is guaranteed
I did not mean mainstream people, more like the hardcore fans. At this point its rescuing that audience with anything you can.
>Benioff and Weiss are also not adapting soon to be 20 year old vidyas
I'd dare to bet against that, Hollywood and Disney are creatively bankrupt and certainly would latch onto anything that gives them a mild hope of somewhat rebooting the franchise and recapturing the audience.
Did I suddenly click on r/feminism when I wasn’t looking?
Don’t care. They ruined Luke and killed the Skywalker bloodline.
>we want to beat a dead horse with the two guys who destroyed GoT
Nice
ITT: we predict things that might/will be in their new trilogy.
>A Skywalker ancestor will show up briefly
>Smaller girl bests a larger male
>A new type of lightsaber or force power
>"Badass" moments
>Funny or cute droid
GoT was always bad because the source material is bad.
...
I'm thinking this is Disney's bet to capture the Chinese audience with Star Wars. The Old Republic setting requires no previous knowledge of SW, so it might be an easier sell there
No.
Lucasfilm hates Skywalker more than Adolf Hitler. They will never want another Skywalker ever again.
God pls no D:
The mandelorian guy is going to be black.
blease fugg :DDD
Revan should have always been female. And the Exile should have been male. Don’t know why the old canon got that confused.
Incels - interlinked
Have you ever tried to don't be a faggot? Incels
Wrong. Both should have been males.
Kinda, yeah. the only good parts of GoT was the first few books, maybe the first 3. After them it gets muddied and turns into a Lord of the Rings wannabe complete with a nigger tier "magical enemy".
Have you ever tried not coming to this site? Imagine coming to Yea Forums and being literally offended at people saying bigoted things.
Holy fuck, just GO BACK.
the first chapter has magic enemies
>female Revan
For what purpose?
Do you realize that /pol/tards and /r9k/ rejects are actually the easiest people to trigger? Incels
When you're not shitposting do they keep you in a little hugbox? Incels
Do you dream about being triggered? Incels
Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Incels
>dur ur triggered
Reminder it was you who took offense first.
>(((Benioff and Weiss)))
OY VEEEEYY! They do keep raping this franchise!
Revan's going to be Brown and whipped by a trans lesbian she-kin that can fly
>be David Benioff
>4 am, sitting alone and throwing scratched ideas in the fireplace
>the phone interrupts my deep meditation
>it's Weiss, sounding like he found the cure for cancer
>"DABID"
>"DABID"
>he's out of breath
>"DABID WAT IF YUUZHAN VONG IS HUNTIGN BOBA FETT THRU TATTOOINE
>my pupils widen
>Weiss can barely articulare the pure raw emotion coming over him
>"DDD...D...DABID WHAT IF B...BOBA TAKES HIS HELMET OF AND STARTS HUNTING THE VONG WITH A LIGHTSABER"
>with those words all reality breaks
>i can only see a helmetless boba fucking up the yuuzhan vong
>it's so fucking rad
>i start demolishing everything in my office in a frenzy
>Weiss is on the other line through the entire ordeal, screaming his lungs out
>then a realization hits
>the yuuzhan vong are no longer canon in SW
>i cry
>all i wanted was a good film
>a fun film
>i pick up teh phone and scream inarticulately at Weiss
>no words are needed - he understands me immediately, he starts weeping
>this goes on for 10 minutes
>"d... david"
>"david what if rey get"
>what if rey gets raped by boba"
>not sure if i heard him correctly
>"what if boba kills the force david and then ben solo has to murder his son ben because he has no force"
>irony taste in my mouth, realize its blood
>"y you mean to get back the dark side?"
>"NO, to win the war DABID!!!"
>grab my dick with my left hand and my idea crayons with the right
>boba could probably do it with about 20 good men, i realize, he knows the land
>"DABID BAD PUSSY DABID BAD PUSSY DABID"
>don't know what that's about but it sounds rad as fuck
>write it down also
Based evil-Angelina Jolie that ruthlessly murders a horny Carth is the only canon choice in my book (especially since the Light Side ending sucks and just randomly ends).
jews will rape the source material while injecting all sorts of degeneracy
That is not me. This was me That poster is right tho. Hating women is the only thing you can do to channel your frustration.
Suicide is near buddy. Tick tock tick tock.
trannies and incels are one and the same demographic
Revan can only ever be the based mullet guy.
Every other option is invalid.
Just like Space Jesus.
THIS OUR SITE NOW
So you were the one who was first crying about incels? Thanks for once again confirming you are a crybaby who gets offended when people dare criticize a based wahmahn.
Everyone's black and feminist now son
Because it's not just one woman being stupid
>n-no, you
lmao at your so-called life user.
Tick tock tick tock
exactly. they were so much of an incel they gave up and tried it from another gender. jokes on them though. getting a wound stuffed or fucked in the ass isn't real sex. now they are incel for life
I read an interview with the makers of KOTAR and they said your character in KOTAR 1 technically canonically was supposed to be male and in KOTAR 2 as a female so that's how I played the games
lmao
yep. Pathetic incels trying to game the system.
nah revan has to be male to get that sweet bastila pusy, just as the exile gets briana and visas' pusy.
Good job on missing out on a qt waifu and getting that fag Mical instead in 2.
It’s a shame that the male Exile can’t cum inside Arron and the Disciple’s virgin assholes.
real question is, do they even attempt the triumvirate? and if so how hard are they gonna butcher them
Atton. Fuck.
Mira > Visas > Brianna
cringe
You sound like a gay
Because there are less women in the business, so the ones who fuck up gets harshly criticized. Also, Yea Forums is filled with autists, trolls, and literal incels, so of course you're going to see a lot of misogyny here, whether real or fake.
there's absolutely zero (0) percent chance of Kotor2 ever getting a competent film adaption
tsundere Atris > all
It's Episode Zero
mira doesnt wanna fug so shes on the bottom.
briana fights you bare ass naked and feels you up/ lets you feel her up during it then lets you corrupt her teachings/rail her brains out which leads to the exile, her, and kreia having a massive orgasm so shes top.
visas gives you a blowjob right before the assault on the ravager so shes second.
It could, however, become a David Lynch masterpiece mini-series. Cast Laura Dern as Atris and we can forgive Holdo.
>mira doesnt wanna fug
You think that's gonna stop me?
*unzips rocket gauntlet*
heh... nothing personnel old man
Atris wasn't supposed to be an old hag tho.
No thanks. I'd rather have 15 year old unfinished game than Jewllywood touching it.
BETRAYAL
Get a job
Absolutely based
I thought Canderous was dope
>needs an all-time great actress for Kreia
Say no more.
>nooo stop disagreeing with me ;_;
Imagine coming to Yea Forums and being upset at anons saying angry things at you lel
I'd rather have them tell an original story in the Old Republic era.
Video game adaptations just don't work, vidya as a medium is too different from films. It's like making a movie based on a painting.
Kikes will truly never stop until they destroy everything the white man loves.
Fuck Disney Wars.
holy kek
YO LITTLE JEDI
Because the shitty cunty women use the accomplished ones as shields and the decent ones are all too happy to go along with it.
I wonder who they're making these movies for? why even make a trilogy when they are incapable of making a signle watchable movie? I mean Episode IX is doomed. that should have taught thema lesson.
They can't destroy what is forever in our hearts, user.
All that Disney shit is just some bad fanfiction to me.
My squad always was Canderous plus HK or Jolee
Look at this stupid contrarian nigger. Look at him.
triggered incels alert
Given that Kreia is an AntiTheist with a complex and intriguing position? Never.
cringe
>bot answer
hey Yea Forums
dont have sex
Canderous and Jolee on Korriban.
Great Hyperspace War or bust.
>They can't destroy what is forever in our hearts, user.
It's not about the horrible they made, it's abot what could have been. Imagine the kino we dodged, The old cast being were we expect them, not a bunch of losers who dided like scum and a fucking new story, not rehashed plot served by ugly cardboard cutour characters trying to impersonate the old cast.
but also have sex
it doesn't matter
apathy is death
no
sex
Might as well cast Sara Kestelman, if anyone.
Every good Sith should be a theatre performer.
Yea old works are never adapted...thats beyond a serious studio like disney..
Retard
you guys are absolutely retarded if you think anyone working there has any idea what kotor is
It might have just been the graphics, but I always thought Bastila was asian, so that'd be a place to put someone.
no way in hell will the cast of this KOTOR series be all white. (((Disney))) has a lefties message to spread
Nah, Disney is bringing Kotor stuff back into canon all the time, sometimes for no apparent reason. They're definitely aware of it and my guess would be that an adaption is being considered
>(((Disney))) has a lefties message to spread
and incels to trigger
Doctor Aphra trilogy.
the new trilogy is kotor 1 with slight subversions and bits of kotor 2 injected in
Well, duh. Bindo's a black dude.
And they fail even and the most fundamental parts of what made kotor2 special. Like Luke apparently "cutting himself off from the force" but then just turning it back like it's a fucking switch, completely missing the point of what denying the force would mean to a jedi, and then never mentioning it again.
Break up Disney.
the talent gap between obsidians writing team for kotor 2 and the nu trilogy is staggering. how are you going to cut luke from the force and not go full kreia on reys limited understanding of what the force is. the whole island bullshit should have been luke training rey to not rely on the force since shes apparently jedi jesus 2 electric boogaloo and force training would be wasted on her
Because the general audience knows Games of Thrones and hearing that GOT guys are making Star Wars is a draw to them.
Rian Johnson said the KOTOR games were games he played all throughout his college years and you can tell he attempted some of the messages of KOTOR II in The Last Jedi. He just failed, is all.
>his college years
He would have been a 29 year old college student when KOTOR came out.
>bindo nuffin
>Because the general audience knows Games of Thrones and hearing that GOT guys are making Star Wars is a draw to them.
What is that general audience? What kind of people follows this show?
>many people's initial thought arent "wow this woman is a dumb bitch" but instead "wow women are dumb bitches"
Not defending the logic, but they deserve to be shat on collectively if they esteem themselves collectively.
For example, instead of them thinking "wow this woman is smart, she should be my director/producer", it's "women are smart and we should hire a woman".
Basically treat women as individuals and you'll be treated like an individual. Treat women like a collective and you'll be treated like a collective.
Have gender
Liquid shit incoming.
Good post.
women naturally hivemind with other women on a basic level. why do you think social media was made
My life for yours.
Oh no you wouldn't dare... couldn't you people find anything else to defile than this beloved series?
Shut you goddamn mouth pablo you fat spic
kotor 2 was the only good thing in the old republic
>thinking American Psycho is any good
Imagine being this faggot. Just because Bale became a meme doesn't mean that movie is actually appreciated. Just go back to /r
This one made me giggle, I admit
absolutely based casting. Vanessa even looks like Kreia, and her voice fits perfectly.
if the kotor adaptation ends up happening and they don't cast Ron Perlman as Canderous, into the trash it goes.
theyll cast the dude whos playing nuhellboy
>actually believing Rian was getting a trilogy
I often wonder who obviously transparent PR campaigns are designed for. Now I know.
Hopefully he remains firmly in non canon EU purgatory forever. Shit character.
vitiate i could deal with. valkorion was complete fan fiction and nothing about zakuul made any sense
Women are actually really good orgaizers and administrators and auditors. It's when they actually have to create something from nothing is where they fall short.
Just take a look at the Forbes list of self made female billionaires. I think in all of human history there are maybe one, two or three at the most. But Forbes has like a dozen because they count women that were married to men that started billion dollar business.
>Ron Perlman
When was the last time Ron Perlman didnt go full meme with his part on screen? Ememy at the Gates?
>many people's initial thought arent "wow this woman is a dumb bitch" but instead "wow women are dumb bitches"
Wrong, you dumb cunt.
>The director of american psycho was a woman
Yeah, American Psycho is good. But let's not forget that it was based on the books. She had the sketch, all she had to do is draw on it.
At least some portion of the fans who care about eu fuckery are done with nu-Star Wars
Martin is a confused old man who had to hire an intern to help him keep his story straight.
my revan was female so fuck off
your revan was gay too
Based
Kek
At least our guy is safe.
Killed by Aladdin riding space whales before he was too defiled.
There are worse fates.
user, they've completely retconned the Star Wars past, its going to be nothing like the legends KotoR, starting with the fact that in the new canon hyperspace travel was only discovered 1000 years before the trilogy and the Republic was created at the same time, rumours say that they're literally going for a high fantasy setting this time, but with lightsabers and an occasional sub-lightspeed starship.
>we will never get ANY piece of Star Wars media that portrays the Old Republic as it was originally meant to be depicted
>that darth bane book where a jedi had a ship made of wood and the sith were all into mysticism and sorcery
This is unironically what they're going to do, in Rebels ancient Jedi corpses were wearing literal medieval armour.