*kills all people on board in 2 minutes*

that's fucking nuts

what are the most kino Air Crash Investigation/Mayday episodes?

wtf, why did they go full power again? had they just let it slow on its own they would have been fine

What do I care, I'll be dead

if someone doesn't bump this i'll be pissed. air disaster threads are kino

SINK RATE

SINK RATE

BWOOO BWOO BWOO

dang

>autopilot thinks airspeed is zero
>nosedives straight into the ground with no survivors
heh, nothing personel kid

pilot probably thought his job would be in jeopardy if he overran the runway

recommend some shit to watch then BRO

youtube.com/watch?v=Fp_AfiqxN9E
When an unlikely combination of things want you dead and you make the unlikely landing perfectly, saving everyone. Kino episode.

The scary this is this shit happens every single week no one even cares anymore, it's just when a major company gets public. The whole supermax boeing shit is just the tip of the ice berg. All these plays are starting to push 20 years and are literally falling apart. My father and mother who are both pilots won't even fly anymore. It's just going to get worse and worse as more people fly. In asia they don't give a shit do not care about safety, so those planes will come back over here and be used here for a couple of months in rotations. Everytime they come back here they are missing chunks of shit. Holes in the airframe from cabin to outside, huge sections of flaps, parts for landing gear. It's all fucked up. You've got record rates of pilots retiring because of how bad it's gotten in the last 10 years. These guys are basically making millions walking away at 50 saying fuck this shit

at least he wouldn't have killed himself and others

>i've been reading these threads lately and rewatching old episodes of Aircrash Investigation
>have a nightmare last night
>I'm flying a big fucking plane for you
>suddenly it enters a nosedive
>try to pull it up but can't
>speeding towards the ground
>PULL UP
TERRAIN
>PULL UP
TERRAIN
>mfw it's in the condescending voice of my grandma

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>All these plays are starting to push 20 years

you're probably trolling anyway but most planes flying are at least twice as old as that you retard

far better quality here
dailymotion.com/video/x6u5fjj

I have a little secret for you.

Are you ready?

We don't know how to build planes anymore. Because of plummeting IQs due to differential fertility and non-white immigration, we literally can't make new planes that can fly, so we just rotate old ones.

I work in aviation. If this secret spreads, it won't matter because the people in charge don't care.

You're only convincing sub 80 IQs with that bullshit.

THE REAL SECRET IS THE POLAR ROUTE THAT GOES TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

SOME NATZIS FROM THE LUFTWAFFLE FOUND IT IN WW2 AND ARE CURRENTLY LIVING IN A PURE WHITE UTOPIA

too bad we don't have webms with audio

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>it's another plane mechanic neglects his job episode resulting in 200+ deaths episode
They should get some new material thqh.

>t. fat tub of lard doing nothing productive

>try to find a more slavic way to die than this
alcohol poisoning, drug overdose, eaten by a bear

Dying because you let a kid into the captains seat, and screamed contradictive orders at him when an emergency arises is still up there.

>its a freight door is kill episode

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This is why Russians should be glassed.

>when you realize you're boned

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