What is the essential wagecuck kino?

>just finished my stretch of 6 days on and now have 2 days off
Two days of drinking away the parts of the day that I can't sleep through

I know you aren't actually looking for movie recommendations, but I really liked Waiting.

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Soon everyone will be able to be a NEET

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The Apartment. An insurance clerk lets his bosses use his apartment to party with their mistresses while he wanders the cold streets of NY waiting to be allowed back into his own home, where he will clean up their mess and eat a TV dinner before going to bed.

Probably because NEET produce nothing but consume everything, while wagies produce everything and consume only some.

Wanted
Filth
Brazil

My mommy houses me.

Also the woman he loves turns out to be one of those mistresses. Cucked by his boss in his own home

That's still a job.
You're a fake NEET.

Most of what wagies produce go to waste anyway.

>at least he has a job
>at least he has an apartment
Don't you hate it when characters that are supposed to be completely miserable and worthless losers are better than you and you have to hide your shame and regret under a fake smile?

It's not about what's produced, it's about the process of producing. NEETs are unbelievably selfish and don't contribute to the burden of the eternal struggle.

You'd be amazed how much money you save not being an alcoholic and, most of all, not dealing with women.

The ones that actually get some sort of disability money are probably the minority. I’d guess most neets on Yea Forums are depressed 20-somethings that still live with their parents.

>and don't contribute to the burden of the eternal struggle.
*and don't contribute to the easing of burden of the eternal struggle.

IM TRYIN

IM TRYIN TO

My parents pays for it, I‘m 29yo and never had a job.
I dropped out of high school and played videogames instead of doing anything productive.
My day usually goes like this:
>wake up at 4PM
>eat whatever my mother made for me
>shitpost, watch movies and play videogames til 7AM
>go to bed

I also dont have any friends, never had a girlfriend and never had sex.
I hope I never need to work in my life but should it happen I think I will just kill myself.
Waking up early and doing boring humiliating tasks really sounds like hell.

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Where are your friends, user? Where is your gf? Lmao, fucking incels

>id like to take this opportunity to say that each and every single neet should hang. the day of the rope is coming you neet degenerate fucks
Implying I don't want to die

DRINK AWAY THE PART OF THE DAY THAT I CANNOT SLEEP AWAY
Based good taste in music poster

I'm so jealous, never be sad that you live this way

It really is not that bad. Wake at 7, be at work at 8. Get home at 5. That leaves 5+ hours of dicking around. You can do it user. I believe in you.

>Caring what women think

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I actually did the math and I've spent something like $25,000 on alcohol the last two years

You know, that's just crazy enough to work.

>Why do people who work for a living hate government parasites?

Real mystery.

What the fuck are you talking about. Wagies are just paid to be at a place. That's it. Thinking anything else is just delusional.

There is nothing more true than this image.

Being a NEET is the new counter culture and there’s nothing wrong about it.
Debate me

hardly
drug dealing is like the easiest money ever. Shit sells itself

Not that user but you really don’t want that life. I was like that for about a year and you start losing touch with reality.

kill yourself

Being a wagecuck without the other luxuries of normalfaggotry must be suffering. Probably even worse than being a NEET.

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damn dude

tell me how to acquire and then sell weed.

I‘m only sad because I know it can‘t go like this forever.
Even if my parents dont throw me out they will still retire and not be able to afford to house me anymore.
They will also die at some point and then I‘m on my own.

Sounds like hell to me.
A hell that I wouldnt be able to endure.

I was going to the job center like 10 years ago and the normies there wanted to find me a job and made me apply at all kinds of places but I never went through with it, I just insulted them called them niggers and they got security that escorted me out and I‘m not allowed to return.
That was like 10 years ago.

Based.
I earn $1000 a week after taxes and typically spend half that on alcohol and cigarettes a week.
Kangaroo dollars.

anime. self insert fantasies are best animated

Still though. Most neets here are far too timid and antisocial to even be able to sell drugs.

>Wake at 7, be at work at 8. Get home at 5.
Wew this is pretty good. Basically get a job closeby. Sleep is important. Waking up at 7 is a luxury.

that's over $1000/month
impressive

yeah 5 hours of
>eating
>shitting
>sitting on the couch trying to unwind from a stressful day
>absentmindedly watch youtube videos because you're too tired to do anything else
>masturbate
>pass out on the couch

How the fuck? Luxury whiskeys or worn down alcoholic?

inherit land with oil from family. or just leech off your parents until they kick you out.

depends on if you want escapism (and what brand of escapism) or something to resonate with your wagecuck soul

Not him, but you sell it like any other thing.
Either grow it yourself and sell wholesale, or buy wholesale and sell retail.

Weed is legal now, nobody wants your nickel bags of seedy and stemmy stress.

Are you breaking rocks user? what the fuck kind of work are you talking about?

this, I live in Arizona and I get ounces of really strong weed for like $100 when it used to be $45 an 1/8th and $120 a half before California legalized it
Everyone switched to selling coke

must suck for people who don't have time to meet women becuase of work

thats most if your 20s where you share the rest of your youth before you lock down for a smooth ride in to your 30s

if you managed to meet a girl at work you would have to knock her up or switch jobs

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IT customer service (not a pajeet)

haha imagine living like that haha

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>must suck for people who don't have time to meet women becuase of work
People who work together fuck. And normalfags usually find the energy (somehow) to get wasted twice a week. Not to mention most of them using shit like Tinder.

For a NEET like me there is only internet porn.
Never even seen a real tit.

Any kind of service work is literal hell on Earth. I'd honestly rather be breaking rocks than doing that shit.

As a former stonemason, you do not want this.

>be a wagecuck
>take a extra-long weekend (6 days)
>do abso-fucking-lutely nothing
If I had unlimited free time and just enough money to live, I'd probably just lie in bed, reading and wanking, occasionally getting up to shit and piss

>mfw I only hassle through the day to finally reach that part of the night where I can finally be alone in bed and lose myself in my fantasies

Any kinos for this feel?

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Really curious with people like you. How is it that your parents tolerate it? Are you disabled? How is it you never adapted to a real life?

I knew a stonemason. Nice guy. He let us fuck his wife for some reason. Stonemasons are weird.

eat more red meat you faggot

Based and neetpilled

I'm a guy who has his own house and knows how to leverage the space. That said, who the fuck does this cunt think she is breaking a poor guy's balls for living within his means? I used to live in places like that too. Fuck this bitch, God knows I left a dozen bitches like her in the fucking dust.

Holy shit existing is definitely not worth the cost, is it

How do normalfags find the energy bros? Are we just lazy or depressed? My normalfag friends who work 40 hours a week can pull all nighters with ease when I can barely keep up.

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>not even a poster or shit
shiggy

I wanted to be a stone mason cause I thought it was based as fuck. Then I discovered how hard and how often you guys fuck up your hands.

Im probably going to lose my teeth, hearing, and vision in my old age. I'll probably have arthritis too, but ill be fucking goddamned if my hands are going to end up broken, twisted and/or disheveled claws.

It's unreal how much many I save by being single again. Yeah I miss pusy, but having freedom and money is fucking invigorating

I am weird. I post on Yea Forums while drinking alone.

I eat red meat almost every day and the work is still hell on your body, faggot. I have shit tier genetics though.

low T

Actually went to the doc for it and he said T was fine.

>No alcohol or pussy

Why even live? Not even memeing you can save a lot of money by going to hookers once a month instead of dating

Jesus Christ, daytime Yea Forums is as depressing as being home and watching actual daytime tv. I’m home sick today and holy shit, nothing but neets commiserating.

Vote for Yang 2020 so you get $1000 a month taxed off corporations.

>How is it that your parents tolerate it?
He lives in a house where his father isn't the man of the house, so his mother makes the decisions. Women live to nest, and having an empty nest depresses them to no end. Even if their child is an absolute abysmal waste of human filth, it gives her meaning. It is the father's duty to push the child out of the nest at the appropriate time, but these helicopter parents mollycoddle their children. And you get what we have here, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it any better than you men.

>leather recliner
>TV
>PS4
>water if you're thirsty
That looks comfy and clean as fuck to me.

I live in PA and my families cabin has a bunch of natural gas so we all got rich a few years ago then my mom died so me and my brother split the dough

Hahahahaha

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accurate

I used to be jealous of yout lifestyle but I had a period of my lifr where I wad unemployed and living alone and I almost damn killed myself

I would probably kill myself by now if I weren't a wagecuck. Job is the only thing that keeps my mind from the reality.

This is on point. Wow. It's like you're describing my parents. My mother still thinks I'm 12 (27) and refuses to help me out with anything in life that lets me be independent. My father is fucking useless sad sack of shit who doesn't know I even exist.

Useless fathers are a terrible thing.

as much as they complain about us, neets need the wagies.

Fucking kys.

Maybe it's your attitude about it
If you go to work "this is gonna suck" then it will
Having friends at work really helps your morale, the job may suck but at least your buddy is there to humor you

>being a hated worthless degenerate drain is the new hated worthless degenerate drain
Nah you're bang on

Living the Dream

>NEETs will never know what it's like to look at yourself in the mirror and be proud

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Do you really think that? He's entirely reliant on his aging parents to nurture him.

youtube.com/watch?v=1xYcyI2Cbls

Look at the top of his cuck sweater oh nonono HAHAHA

Depends what country you're in. Here in Aus the 'looking for work' payment is insanely easy to get. You get given $280 a week and you don't need to have any kind of disability. I have a friend who's been on it for over 5 years now. You also get paid a similar amount ($220 a week) to study. Even though you're not technically a NEET a lot of people barely rock up to class and, due to failures or course changes will spend 10 years 'studying' and not working, essentially living as a NEET.
US taxpayers are the laughing stock of the world. You guys pay for the defense of every Western nation and to expand and defend American enterprise around the world, which benefits the wealthy disproportionately to the average person. If you add your health insurance costs, your average American pays the same or more in taxes than an Aussie, while having far less ability to ever see a return on that money or have a safety net for yourself or your children.
You guys are truly being taken for a ride by your 'leaders'.

Anonymous Mon 18 Mar 2019 15:49:32 No.111606287 View
I tried to explain the NEET meme to my wife the other day. I had to laugh when she asked "Why don't they just kill themselves?"

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Become a based drill rig operator like me. Then you can break rocks with a giant machine and feel great for having one of the most alpha jobs out there.

How hard do wagies fume when they hear this shit?

it's not 2012 anymore man

Grab a fucking stubby mate! You’re a damn legend!

Neither do wagies

Based and truthpilled. My mother earned 95% of the household income as along as I've been alive and my borderline NEET father still complains and makes her life miserable. It's difficult to be a man when your father is this pathetic.

$280 is fuck all though. You have to have a side hustle as well

Your addiction to pussy is why your life is so empty.

Post her tits or gtfo

post her getting blacked or gtfo

>It's not about what's produced, it's about the process of producing.

???

>don't contribute to the burden of the eternal struggle.

why should they?

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She sounds like a cold and evil person.

the only reason why i have more furniture than that is to look normal to women

i swear once i go incel a leather recliner and a tv is all i need

They accepted it because I guilt trip them into it.
They tried to get me out of the house but I just said
>what am I supposed to do? be homeless?
Then they shut up because they feel bad.
Otherwise I‘m on good terms with my parents, I help them out and teach them how to use computers and smartphones, for them it is like customer support is living in the house.
My dad gets butthurt sometimes but then I ask him why he doesn‘t give me a job at his company and he says I‘m useless, then I say then how you expect me to find a job anywhere if not even you my own father wants me as employee?
Usually gets him to shut up and pay up.

Posting from my iphone by the way, I also have access to 2 different cars.
All paid by mommy and daddy.

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Have sex

I was in your exact situation but I'm not 25, still without an high school diploma but I almost make the same as someone who went to university, still no gf and still a virgin, honestly it was better being a neet it's not like that this money is helping with anything.

>tfw centrelink and the doing the occasional cashie when I need money for beer or smokes
Living the dream desu

Wouldn't a stay at home mother be defined as a NEET?

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Manipulative asshole

Will be stuck in my head all day now.

Try to get a job as a server or bartender at a high end restaurant.
In 3 shifts you will mostly likely be able to make enough $ for 5 days at a wagecuck job.
I'm a wagecuck (hoping for promotion) but still keep 1 day a week as a bartender because the $ is good.

I see the benefits of ditching my girl, but the lack of companionship will literally break me. Not to mention I'm one of those fucks that has a strong fatherly drive and wants kids as soon as possible so that I'm not dealing with a high schooler in my 50s. so I can't just take the singles-pill

>I'm not
Meant to write now*

NEETs will never understand the absolute joy of going to sleep on the weekend after a long week of being worked unpaid overtime well into the night, surrounded by gossiping sociopaths, stuck in a gray soulless cubicle universe being served gray soulless food, given impossible deadlines, still feeling like the same old isolated high school kid, going nowhere, feeling nothing, seeing nothing, everyone is old, there's no god, you're all alone, your memories become hollow, everything's a parody.

This

you forgot
>unable to concentrate properly on anything because the dread of going to work tomorrow interferes with the enjoyment of anything

>Making your work affect your entire life
git gud

I would enjoy being at work more than I enjoy being at home, but i'm always hungover at work because I have to drink when i'm at home because it's otherwise so unenjoyable. It's a vicious cycle.

It's not his fault, it's his stupid parents that failed him.

>I also have access to 2 different cars.

This ride is not going to last very long, because reality will hit you sooner or later, hopefully sooner before your parents die.

What else am I supposed to do?
Gotta survive somehow and as comfy as possible.

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Because they live in a society

>try to be friends with coworkers
>They're all happy being soulless faggots who just watch TV on the weekends and never go do anything
>Forced to go do cool shit on my own, and get no friends out of it
Fucking hate my coworkers

As this user said, if you don't drink or do drugs it's plenty (assuming you don't live and pay rent within a 15km radius of Sydney CBD).
I do drink and do drugs which is why I got my side hustle going strong.

>Unpaid overtime
What 3rd world shithole do you reside in, friend?

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>This ride is not going to last very long
Probably another 10 years.
Suicide at 40 sounds okay to me.
Or maybe at the point we already got UBI so I can continue and chill til I croak.

Joe vs Volcano, though it's anti-wagecucking

I want to do nothing.
Just sleep forever, sleep away.

>lack of companionship will break me
Men are built for solitude desu

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this would be the perfect life if you had a plate of smokin' hot tendies to go with it.

Yup I'm gonna say it: based

>tfw always work overtime so i work 6 days a week
>do nothing on my day off because i have no frirends
>drink 1/4 liter vodka at the end of every day
only hope is that i think i'm good looking but my autism is holding me back.

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>I ask him why he doesn‘t give me a job at his company and he says I‘m useless
If I was your father I'd just give you a shitty job at said company so that you can't have that excuse anymore.

Talk about failure from all parties involved. Holy shit.

25.000 in a year. 12 months in a year. More than 1000 per month. Yeah, the math checks out, you fucking dumbass.

I need friends, sadly.

Aye, good luck to you lad

Kek, I would just work like absolute shit and embarrass him in front of everyone.

My mommy bakes me cakes all the time.

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What’re you going to do when they die?

And not having a car because you live with your parents. And not having rent because you live with your parents. And not having bills because you live with your parents. And not having a life, purpose, shed of dignity and self respect, or respect from your peers, because you live with your parents.

I experienced all those feelings as a neet except I laid in bed all day instead of going to a job.

>$25,000 on alcohol the last two years
I read that wrong, sorry

my brain is mush

>tfw NEET due to mental illness
>...but have worked jobs in the past and completed several years of college
>feel too guilty to truly enjoy NEETdom, but too anxious/depressed to break out of it

Feels pretty bad, bros. It's almost like I would have been better off dropping out of high school instead of trying to make it normally like everyone else. It sounds ridiculous, but yeah.

I'm considering applying for NEETbux, but from what I've read it's a long agonizing process and since I've worked jobs and completed high school/some college I'm probably fucked. This is in Burgerland.

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You're on the money here.
I work in a casino and the amounts that the servers get in tips (especially in the VIP) is insane.
The other day, I was dealing one of the poker variants with the progressive jackpot and one guy won $100k with a straight flush. Orders a round for the table, gives the waitress a $5k chip and tells her to keep the change.
>tfw dealers can't accept tips in upside down land
Should move to Vegas

If a NEET an heros at 40 it's really like he lived to be 80 with all the free time he had with kino and vidya. I'm currently 60 in NEET years and I feel I have lived long enough.

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absolutely based. don't ever let anybody tell you that you're living life wrong. men don't have biological clocks so we can knock up some mail order bride from Russia when we're 50 if we really want kids.

I read this post and imagine a crowd of normalfags seething with rage. Very nice post, very based.

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Trying to be friends with coworkers is stupid anyway. Those are the last people I wanna see outside the office

based

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>go to class
>hate it
>time moves so slow
>it was the same during all my part-time wageslave jobs
>know it'll be the same when I enter my career field
Is there any hope?

either go get the sweet UBI and chill and if it doesn't exist drive with 200 miles per hour into incoming traffic and suicide. will make sure to do it during rush hour to fuck with the wagecucks as a last FUCK YOU.

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>stuck in some dead end vet hospital well past it’s prime
>forced to go through another 3 years of college for said job
>realize my 4 year degree is essentially useless and adds up to a couple prerequisite classes for actual useful degree
>realize I’ll probably have to take even more pointless classes to do a job that’s miserable, but can’t quit because then I starve and will have wasted 5 years of my life
>genuinely want to kill my self but too much of a coward because if god does exist he’ll punish me for wanting to end my suffering
Feeling fine

the sad part is there really are people who think of this as success

>Mr. Noseberg

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No

you just made a death threat. You might wanna delete your post

I can tell your only experience with the outside world is from tv shows

American spotted. In higher IQ countries it's very normal and acceptable to live with your parents until you're married and capable of buying a plot of land.

Just be your own boss ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

just seenthis recently, and i got to say that its kino

>due to mental illness
Lies that you tell yourself to justify your shitty lifestyle

Whatever your personal definition of success is, it doesn't matter.

>what is salary

You guys are pretty funny pretending to be NEETs.

oof
oof
oof

You're gonna make the big bucks eventually. Hang in there nigger

better than wagecucking

no I didn't, I was just talking about hypothetical future scenarios.

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I have another hour left in this shift, fucking kill me

>pretending

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I'm similar, 28, drop out of uni twice, never worked a single day, no resume, khv, living with parents
I do have friends though, they all work and have PhD and masters lol
I'm just lazy but fun to be around so they keep inviting me everywhere

Oh you can tell something that's not remotely true? Real big brained nigger.

That sounds just as bad. I don't want to make work my life
Anytime a new class starts and we have gay introductions, there's always a question about what you want to do in life and 80% of the students say how they wanna open their own business

Ok. How normal and acceptable is it to be jobless with no education in your mid 20s ame living with your parents?

Everything on 4channel is satirical in nature, only a fool would take the things they read here seriously

>my brain is mush
had a tough day at work, huh?

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If got paid to poop I would probably stop pooping. That's how much I hate working.

Oh, heh. One of those "higher IQ countries?" You mean any one of the countries way less successful than the USA? Our culture and wealth dominate the planet. Your children wish they were us.
Keep up the cope.

>Otherwise I‘m on good terms with my parents
>other than that Mrs. Lincoln how was the show?

I spent 2 years wage slaving before having the credentials to finally work on something I actually like and avoided doing it just for the money.

this is based

Seething

Working in the family business is great, get to shitpost all day, take breaks whenever, listen to tunes, whatever. Helps make up for the fact that I have no friends.

"Salary" as a concept is not exactly the same thing in every country.

If I do 30 minutes of overtime, I have to take 30 minutes off at some other date. I've got about 20 hours stored up in banked hours. Theoretically overtime CAN be paid off in money, but that's only going to happen if your banked hours hit something like 100+ hours. The company would rather give me on a long paid vacation than actually pay extra cash.

t. Finland

Sounds like you just need to work under Mr Shekelstein for a month, then you'll appreciate being you're own Jew

my friend who has a PHD in graphic design has a good job that makes at least $60k a year. He also has a wife who is a stay at home mom and three kids. I'd rather be a NEET then have to deal with that constant stress and burden for another 18 years minimum. He is already losing a lot of his hair. My hair is kino.

>PHD in graphic design
wat

yes and no, I've been on vacation for a few days so no, but yeah because work (software development) has fucked my brain beyond repair

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Entrepreneurship or investments are the only acceptable accomplishments. Making your jew boss richer isn't an accomplishment.

God bless you user, and God bless America!

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Sorry, bachelors degree. She also has a bachelors degree in psychology but doesn't work because the amount of money she would make would be about the same as the cost of daycare / babysitters.

>degree in psychology
>but doesn't work
Makes sense.

>software development) has fucked my brain beyond repair
elaborate pls, going to uni for it in two weeks

why is his hat pink though?

good work bro

I had to attempt suicide to get my mom off my back about getting a job, now all she cares about is me going to Dr appointments on time and taking the meds they gave me, which I don't take

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Faet Klüb by Ingmar Bergman. Have you watched it yet, OP?

>tfw betweeen VA Disability and the GI Bill I get $3k a month.

Thanks tax payers!

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>received diagnosis from doctor of multiple mental illnesses
>genuinely incompatible with the real world
>possess a fundamental lack of understanding of how the world works
What are my chances of getting autismbux?

>I just insulted them called them niggers and they got security that escorted me out and I‘m not allowed to return.

Sounds like you might need a special carer, and maybe a psychiatrist.

Jannies getting mad and staying fat fuck retarded no fun allowed!!!

All the good threads are getting deleted. Guess the janny finally woke up.
It's been nice knowing you fine gentlemen.

nice1 m9

or they just pay me and I stop calling them niggers

goddamnit

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>tfw banned from Yea Forums because an hero decided to gun down a bunch of muzzies and there is video of it
>have to off topic on 4channel instead
Jannies seething

same. FUCK JANNIES

Thanks man. it's been a good thread.

>I had to attempt suicide

>Usually gets him to shut up and pay up.

Ahhhh, to never know your potential and to waste away. I hope you faggots one day wake from your childish behaviour .

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Correct but the losers here will give you shit.

a bloo blhoo

I’m in a similar position minus having tried college. I have a long history of mental illness though so I do have a chance of getting on NEETbux but that’ll probably make me feel 100x more guilty and pathetic in all honesty.

if you're in western Europe 100% get it no problem, usa it will take some time but should be good

I really fucking wish Yea Forums would make a SFW off-topic board

>muh eternal struggel!
>thinks the universe won't carry on without us
Holy reddit

I don't give a shit about your pointless ratrace wagecuck.
I want to live as comfy as possible.

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That shit attracts the wrong kind of people. These threads are great because it contains people who are just regular Yea Forums posters, not attention whores.

it's never late to change

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That’s what /bant/ should have been but they fucked it up

>Try to get a job as a server or bartender at a high end restaurant
dude I'm so hideous they would probably laugh at me if I even tried. The problem with service jobs is that unless you're at least average or slightly below average in terms of attractiveness, you're fucked. And I live in a country where you're usually required to put your picture on resumes; but I don't but I get far far more calls when I don't.

Your "potential" is determined by your employer. I guess thats living?

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I live in a third world country and do comfy freelance work

Falling Down or Office Space

Don't (YOU) me

True. I went from wagie to NEET and my life's never been better.

>required to put your picture on resumes
What in the fuck

and why would I want to change?

If you faggots are so unhappy with your lives, and so determined to not improve them, why don't you do the rest of the world a favor and shoot up a mosque or something?

>Don't (YOU) me

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same here in France

society is a spook

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fuck off you child killing welfare queen

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>live with parents
>no expenses
>constantly appeal neetbux application until accepted
>receive 1600 a month for being depressed and manic
>do the bare minimum in community college for free financial aid grants
>graduate and enroll again for more money
>when my parents die i’ll just get their house and life insurance
really feel bad for anyone trying to “make it” in the world

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yeah unless you apply to McDonald's they usually want a picture of you in a suit. At least that's what every HR/employment advisor/employment agencies have told me, but like I said I get a lot more call without a picture.

Maybe as a compromise we could petition the mods to create a /user/ which is a board that is forced anonymous and sfw.

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Hello mossad how's the weather in Tel Aviv?

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How does one attain NEETdom?

Smug fucking Pepe, you'll rue the day you took day off from workday

Smells great.

How do I become a NEET in the jewSA? I think I have mild assburger’s.

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>be Mexican
>brother has diagnosed aspergers and could probably get NEETbux
>Mom only applies for bare minimum of support because of her pride

Hell I may have been able to ride the autism money train too, but I wasn't tested because I did well in school.

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Sure thing. Thanks for the education btw. Not only is tuition free, I get paid enough to not work. Hows that 9-5 job? Getting off work soon? Dont forget to tune in to drive time traffic on your way home

ah bloo bloo

>crypto
meme
>NEETbux
only if you are living in a socialist country
>streaming
people hate you in real life, why the fuck would they want to watch you on the internet? also, market is oversaturated
>podcast
see above. also, you have nothing interesting to say
>drawing porn
as in ACTUAL FUCKING SKIll? yah, really qualifies for that 'neet' slot there

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stay butthurt wagecuck homo

this is the reason i bought a nikon f3

Accounting or some kind of basic number crunching. IT was good, but is wuickly becoming watered down on top of already high forced diversity quotas. Was good, but quickly fading for newcomers.

It's work having a futon as well so you can have some of the boys over to watch the game/fight. Plus people can crash if they need to.

My memory is filled up and leaking, too many little things to remember, so I just forget things, no longer caring. Personally, intense short stress has often induced selective amnesia in me, and now long term stress is doing the same: my memory is failing and I can't be arsed to concentrate on anything anymore. Work just fucks my brain up.
Untreated depression will not help you.

Maybe I'm just not cut out for this job. Yeah, "cushy" office job, with a million things to remember and another million things beeping and buzzing, demanding attention, people talking. God I fucking hate open plan offices/cubicle farms. Work never ends, "project" as a word is meaningless, it's just an endless swamp of shit, plugging one hole after another. What is a sprint anyway? Nobody will actually break down tasks for you. It's play as you go - until somebody tells you that now we have re-prioritize, whichever giant corporation or government entity screams the loudest gets the most attention. There's no goddamn plan and you're always communicated half-arsed non-specifications. One-line items in an excel file that nobody can explain and the customer simply cannot explain because they're tender requirements, simply non-negotiable, inexplicable, retarded requirements. God forbid if you ask for help, some asshole just flings ten non-applicable tutorials to you. Nobody knows anything, nobody cares, nobody has time.

Fuck my life. I just want to fucking die.

Become a plumber. Then you'll know when your job is done. It's when shit stops leaking. As a software developer, IT NEVER DOES.

Are you in the US? How did you get diagnosed with that and then receive NEETbux?

I wanna do it too user

I sell heroin but I’m trying to transition to going legit with another product

No fuck this seriously

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Idk, these threads are great because they're more rare, you just gotta enjoy them while they last

my biopic

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>26, NEET, live at home with mother who cooks for me, gives me beer money, does laundry etc
>When she moans about me being lazy and not working I guilt trip her by pretending I have chronic fatigue/lower back pain/depression
>I will never work a day in my life and have an upper-middle class lifestyle
>Wagies love to say 'BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN SHE DIES'
>It's funny because when she dies I will sell her 400k house, buy a 90k flat and live off the lump of cash for the rest of my life

at least i dont have ptsd and no health problems

There's no point in producing anything for a society I don't want to take part in. If I'm going to work, its going to be because the job is something I enjoy and like getting paid to do. If I get paid to do nothing and post my own oc here during my freetime, I'll still have that same level of fulfillment. The difference is that I'd make slightly more money to buy things that I wasn't buying. Being a neet is as much as a bragging right as getting paid to be someone that everyone hates like an auditor or landlord.

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>implying heroin isn't a legit product you can make bank for selling

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Jesus Christ I just thought I had a shit day because my pay rise has been delayed a month

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you're only left with two choices going forward. Either you kill yourself or try to improve.

Shitty people raise more shitty people. Shocker.

lmao, I used to be an "artist" for a video game studio and I've lived the same nightmare for five years. I no longer draw, I don't even want to touch a pen. It's painful just to think about it.

Seething lol

If you aren't able to plan your time wisely and devote yourself to incrementally achieving something and enjoying yourself every day, that's on you
Would your life really be so unbearable if you didn't spend 5 hours each day shitposting on this wretched website

you just have to be unemployed and argue that your mental issues keep you from working

Literally me and on the weekend I stay in as I have to get the tube into the city everyday during the week, last thing I want to do on the weekend is travel

So how does one get friends while being 22 years old and an ass-pie?

or maybe UBI happens and I survive, maybe not.
don't really care.

my parents are good people

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god damn
worked 7 years as a code monkey and in the last year it was exactly as you said.
Too tired for that shit, quit my job, moved back with my parents and now looking into something else.
I don't understand how there are developers that will do this till retirement; the human mind is not made for such bullshit.

>my parents are good people
>easily guilt trip
>raised a failure of a son
>good people

Quality flick. Good early 2000's humor.

Im unemployed, no friends, no family, no education, and no money for food nor rent. So far have written 60 pages about my life so far, probably will be around 200 once Im done. Will upload this shit online, and if no one gives me any money then ima hang myself lmao

is that applicable all CS related work? seriously sounds like a major burnout, I wish you the best dude

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Yes but I don’t want to go to jail, please understand

The amount of NEETs on here that don't live in Europe/Australia or with their parents is probably miniscule. It's hard being a NEET in America unless you're disabled. The only ones I know who do it are women who mooch off their husbands.

The one true NEET I know is a guy who used to work a high paying job in a low rent area. He bought his house and a few other properties during that time and now he just lives off the rental income. He can only do that because he has zero expenses other than booze. He never buys anything or goes anywhere.

good enough for me.

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Heh nice counter culture you got there

>my parents are good people
I can understand why you would think that. But from objective point of view, no, they are not. They raised a little baby that is so inept at life he thinks that killing self is a valid solution to a problem. They basically ruined 3 lives - theirs, for raising a walking, breathing failure and their son, for enabling him to become a walking, breathing failure

at least I never have to wagecuck

>Tfw moved out of my parents place at 18
Now I'm 21 and I've bought my own house, and have a full time, well paying job. I genuinely couldn't imagine just sitting around all day every day doing nothing

I thought about doing this when i was in 7th grade as i was pretty good at painting them. Even so i dont think i could churn them out fast enough to make good money and it gets tiresome when you do it for more than a couple hours at a time. Still better than wagecucking obviously. Looked back at warhammer again recently for the first time in years and see their model line has gone to shit unfortunately

Sure, you will just kill yourself when you would have to. That showed me.

>2 cars

REEEEEEEEE I WORK 40 HOUR WEEKS AND CAN'T EVEN AFFORD LESSONS

>post my own oc
Any pepe meme isn't OC, just an adjust to an already established meme

better NEET and suiciding at 40 than wageslaving til 70 years and then shitting in a diaper while niggers torture you.

I’m making a career transition into programming/coding. My current ‘career’ (teacher) is too humiliating and soul-crushing. Why is coding so bad, especially if you make over 100k and some guys make up to 300k at senior levels?

What are you guys going to switch to?

My parents are rich

Here's a typical example of shit that grinds me up:
Our system A is dependent on system B, which is dependent on web browsers working as they did before.
The version of System B we support uses an officially deprecated browser feature. RED FLAG RED FLAG.
Both corporate AND the customer says we may NOT do any preparatory work or update system B, there's no time for it, because new features are needed (hefty fines otherwise), and they don't believe the deprecated feature will be removed.
Well, the browser feature IS removed.
So, we must immediately upgrade system B to the newest version, which has the browser compatibility fix.
However, this changes some API settings/defaults and forces us to also update system A - a classic cascade of shit.
We managed to fix the problem ASAP, but everything else gets pushed back.
Everybody moans in retrospective about how we never prepare for probable problems but neither corporate nor customers give a flying fuck until shit hits the fan and we lose service capability.

>You can't be a good person unless your children cuck themselves to slavery for jews
lmao and these normalfag sociopaths wonder why they get shot up

>needs lessons to drive a car
you don't need fucking driving lessons you just need a car

What’s ur job

Personally i sell drugs outside schools

Truly fantastic bait

Why the fuck didn't you get your license during school like everyone else?

Dumb retard by your logic they cucked themselves with their jobs and they cucked themselves by having you as a son

this is literally me, but when i think about it, i much prefer by being alone than having some annoying bitch try to order me around, the main disadvantage would be no dinner and no cuddling when going to bed.

its not Bait tho, its legit my Life.

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Haha I was like you at 21, minus the house (which I don't believe you own anyway). I hope the best for you but shit can go south real quick.

95% of the time it's because they don't pay rent at their parents' place.

I don’t think that’s normal outside the US.

>better NEET and suiciding at 40 than wageslaving til 70 years and then shitting in a diaper while niggers torture you.

You know, from your standpoint, I agree. You have no friends, no girlfriend, no skills, no passions, no hope, no future and clearly no idea about real world, besides what you have read on /r9k/ from 'wagecucks'. I can see why killing self would seem like such sweet idea, considering you haven't even touched upon real life and what it has to offer.

>paying rent to your parents
what nigger would demand rent from their kids?
I live with parents on 300qm and I dont pay a dime

>just graduated with an engineering degree
>only job offer was 98 hour work weeks
>even when you were off the clock you had to live out on a drilling rig
>job doesnt even technically require a degree
>have had zero job offers other than that
Fucking kill me

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If you're friends with coworkers it can make work a lot more fun. Food for thought.

>No more wagecucking
>No responsibilities
>No president who gives billions of dollars to Israel and instead gives it to his beloved people
>Just classic WoW and a check for $1000 in the mail every month
Home...

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>he fell for the stem meme
fucking lol

I don't give two shits what my parents do or don't do, no matter what their child does doesn't prevent them from being ''good people''

>carpe diem dude lmao WAHOOO
uh kys

lmao this moron trying to sell me wagecuck life and roasties as something good.

I have everything I need you dumb nigger.
>have videogames
>have movies
>have a good PC
>have access to cars
>free beer
>have a good phone
>have terabytes of porn and fast internet
>don't have to deal with wagecuck morons like (you)
>don't have to deal with roasties and their shit
>have 2 onaholes

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Maybe the question should be
>what nigger would just live off their parents?

>tfw 100% me
We're not gonna make it are we lads?

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exactly, job makes you forget about real life, its like video game for me, like theres all kind of minor problems that really dont matter, and we pretend it matter and its "serious stuff"... also after i started wroking as manager and interactive with subordanates and clients a lot more, i honestly feel im fixing my anxiety, i was neet for like 4 years myself...

>I don't give two shits what my parents do or don't do,
You should because you can't survive without them anyway

I paid my parents like $300 a month starting right after I graduated

go live in a shoebox you wagecuckold

i didn't fucking ask to be born. they wanted to have me, so they can support me. im a stay at home son, guilt free.

>not stealing from jew boss
srsly if you work at company for like a year and arent stealing from it without gettings caught, you are doing something horribly wrong

my parents have offered me a seperate apartment in one of their houses, first they'll give me the rent I pay them but once I finish my degree they will charge me the minimal possible rent.

retard

essential wage kino

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based

>I have everything I need you dumb nigger.
Yup, because your needs are very rudementary and you have no aspirations. Just surviving till your parents are dead and then offing yourself. Fun fact nigger - any 'wagecuck' that isn't a retard can get all that cheap shit you listed just like that. Because we actually make money, that even with covering expenses by ourselves will cumulate to much more than your dumb, doting parents can afford to give you.

Lmao, I also love that phrasing 'access to cars'. Cute way of saying your mommy drives you to fast food sometimes, because you clearly don't even have license.

I don't think you are 'guilt free' if you have to justify your actions, user...

>Parents give me everything I need for 18 years
The least I could fucking do is give them rent after I'm done with school

lmao imagine being this materialismpilled. you can't take it with you wagecuck

>hates niggers
>is a neet that leaches off others

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Wait and see how you feel when you’re firmly in your 30s and those grey hairs start creeping in. Escapism increasingly loses its appeal and the eating a bullet starts sounding better and better.

enjoy working 40 hours a week for jews wasting your life away when death can come at any moment.

you don't get the time back, now off to sleep with you gotta wake up early tomorrow wagenigger.

>Lmao, I also love that phrasing 'access to cars'
I have a license but I don't pay gas, insurance or taxes for them.
can just take the keys and drive to McD and get a bunch of Burgers.

Its a Mercedes E Class and a Alfa Romeo btw.
wagecucker

do support or networking and routing instead. i make 60k no degree doing basic desktop support and computer troubleshooting and can jump to 90k+ if i ever bother to get certified with routing and switching. i code in my free time, fuck doing it for a living.

I'm sorry your boomer parents decided to financially hamstring you in a misguided attempt to instill you with a work ethic. Their parenting of you as a child should have achieved that, such that if they gave you $100k, you'd have made it $200k within a year or two.

I'm already balding since 16 don't give a shit about grey hair like a wagecuck normnigger that has to look ok for his worthless pointless job.

I don't need to have fun at work. I go in, do my job to the best of my ability, then get the fuck out. EZ game. But I'm a lucky introvert that really only interacts with coworkers over IM. But fair point, yes

Woah...

>materialismpilled
>mentions video games
>porn
>a good pc as needs in a previous post
ironic

oh shit I've used that same I didn't ask to be born line on my mom and I even topped it off with "why did you and Dad with looks like yours, think you would ever have good looking successful children? "

she cried a lot that night

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>now off to sleep with you gotta wake up early tomorrow wagenigger.
>4pm in the states
>it's 9pm in the nordic countries
Hello Sven

Lmao. As if you depressive fucks actually have the willpower to create or do anything that isn't instantly gratifying/masturbatory

and yet I have all that and never worked a day in my life.
now go waste more of your time at a pointless job.

It’s not about that. Your 30s is when your wasted youth really hits hard. You’ll also notice that shitposting, porn, video games and anime don’t satisfy like they used to.

based

>materialismpilled
literally every single thing you have mentioned is just materialism, you idiot

>can just take the keys and drive to McD and get a bunch of Burgers.
what a life achievement

If it works for you, pal. Then again plenty of people not worth even engaging with so I get you.

Literally materialism pilled lmao

Unironically based
never change user

Sounds like a win.

Sven would be able to live off wellfare, not parents. He is clearly German
>dumb as fuck parents
>materialistic as hell
>loves beer
>most likely fat fuck
>sees nothing wrong with his behaviour

Sad thing about wagecucks is that 99% of them wish they could live the neet life and if they had the excess funds to do so they would in a heartbeat. Imagine bashing the very life you wish you had

>You’ll also notice that shitposting, porn, video games and anime don’t satisfy like they used to.
I'm doing that already for over 10 years, I don't give a shit.
It was always fun to me and will always remain fun to me.

>what a life achievement
and I never had to work a day in my life for that.
I'm driving a better car than you.

And the Mercedes so I think you nailed it.

You sound dumb bait or otherwise. Wonder why anyone actually takes this seriously.

>teacher
Never was a teacher but I think you should do the switch.

As the other guy went into more details than me, the "project" is never done. There are always bugs to fix, features to implement, deadlines to meet, make new releases with the shit fixed/implemented.
After a few years (7 or maybe more depending on each person) a work day feels like a series of 30-45 min stress sprints.
You can slack off with your work for a while but if you're in an open office you can't regularly waste 1-2 hours shitposting on Yea Forums and watching youtube videos.
The only way I see this job to be done long term is if you find a place that requires only maintenance of a small/medium website/app where you're the only dev.

For transitioning, not really sure. For now, I'm looking into day trading (forex market) but if it doesn't work, I'll probably go back into web dev for a while at least.

even if I worked a whole lifetime I couldn't afford a house, how did you even pay rent at 18?

Even people who like coding hate coding as a job.

Talented coders try to reach management or higher as soon as possible so they stop needing to code and order around lower ranking people to code, instead.

I have no idea of the hardware side of tech though.

You see a lot of software employees posting online, but rarely hardware people.

Perhaps the NDA for hardware people are much more strict.

Wagecucks with kids and wives / ex-wives hate NEETS the most.

the fox and sour grapes

actually from Austria

stay mad nigger

Kinda depends on the industry. Would make a lot more sense for something like sales, for instance. Anything outgoing would seemingly benefit from emoloyee camaraderie.

There’s a sizable difference between the typical neet life and being wealthy enough to not need to work. When I was a worthless neet leeching off my parents I would just lay in bed wanting to die. I had no money to do anything fun. I just napped and shitposted all day.

that's only in the US. Otherwise the driving age is 18, it's much harder than the US tests, and it cost from a 1000 (UK, France) to 2000 or more (Nordic countries)

I see. Unironically glad the Syrians are off to ruin his country. Hope they stay.

Projecting? I don't live with my parents, I have a boring as hell, easy job that more than pays all my bills. Why would I know about saving money if my parents were paying my way? What got you to flip out so much from my inoffensive post?

Why did you decide to be a vet?

If they enjoyed the wage life so much why would they get mad at the wagie memes? It's just a bunch of NEET lads having fun joking around together and yet they start seething immediately every time. It's quite odd

>I'm driving a better car than you
when mommy is not busy getting groceries, you mean.

>I'm driving a better car than you.
Yikes, seems like I rally did push some buttons if you have to resort to groundless assumptions based on your skewed worldview to get 'on top'

Here' a thought experiment, bucko - your parents are wagecucks and those are their cars. I'm also a wagecuck. Difference being I don't have a useless, fat fuck on my head, so I get a got a bit more cash to spend

sounds comfy though, you could do that for 6 months and make a lot of money. Can't see making a career out of that though.

I mean, who's gonna stop them? Him? Fat chance

I would love to not have to work,

But I would prefer to work than be a broke worthless NEET leeching off mommy

wagecucks absolutely S E E T H I N G & BTFO ITT

I'm starting to think like that and can't see a counter argument. I'm just afraid I'll start saying this to my parents and hurt them.

In my experience it's the sense of "You OWE me for everything I've done for you growing up!" Funny coming from a single mother that's spoiled me rotten, never teaching me any real world experience during and after graduating highschool.

She used to just tell me, "It would be nice for YOU to find some work."
Now it's "It would be nice for you to find some work--for ME, us."

I fill the role of acting in as a husband by helping her not make retarded life decisions, computer troubles and take care of any physical labor around the house. I buy my own food and never use any excessive amounts of water or electricity. Anything else is not my responsibility and is on her.

stay mad wagenigger I am already on top. I have more freetime than you. drive better cars than you and I never had to work or pay for it.

damn that sounds cucked

>as in ACTUAL FUCKING SKIll? yah, really qualifies for that 'neet' slot there
You should really learn what terms mean before commenting on them.

lmfao it makes all too much sense. Why are Krauts literally the worst """""people""""" in the world?

so what do you do when "you’re firmly in your 30s and those grey hairs start creeping in". Drown yourself in pointless work to not think about it?

someone make a new thread
I want to shit more on the wagecucks

If you’re exchanging services for money then you’re technically employed.

what will you have in your 30s that he won't have?

Grey hair is better than none at all