This is Stalone's family. Say something nice about them.
This is Stalone's family. Say something nice about them
they have a strong jaw
*eye of the tiger rise*
>Anyone need a light?
>not a single inherited blue eyes
HAHAHAHAHAH
This is Stallone's pen.
Say something nice about it.
hurts mah hand
Tragic when the hottest female is the mother.
>muh blue eyes
>celebrity-designed pen
American capitalism is sometimes hard to understand.
>*drops pipe*
don’t be a mong. these things are marketed and sold internationally. i have no doubt the japs scampered to buy a stallone pen.
They looked alot better back in 2017.
not him, but Japan are capitalists too
They have their father's voice.
"Juwuhhhh, guhhh gubruddah guhh eyyy yo, Ahhh?"
The commercial for it is kino
That is the most retarded looking pen i have ever seen. What kind of a person can flaunt that around without losing all his credibility? Millionaire rapper? Maybe a rich pimp or some club owner?... thats about it.
mutt cope
Cumbuckets all round except the senile retard in the corner.
>skulls instead of tigers
What was he thinking?
I would literally fuck everyone in this picture.
>$5,770 for a Stallone flavored pen
I mean I guess theres a market for it but its not me or anyone I'll ever know
Is there some backstory to this? Obviously a disabled guy in some shithole but anything else?
based and high test
Better than DeNiro's family at least
did he start having children in his 50s?
he specified “American capitalism,” hence my response, but thanks for butting in and so now i need to correct two mongs on their comprehension instead of one. Is anyone else in this thread in need of some adult attention?
Maybe if you're a gypsy
It's beautiful family.
>retail price $69,350
>limited edition of 1000
>sold out
>tfw $69,350,000 was used to buy pens and I can't even convince my bosses that I need a new mousepad
Except the CGI looks worse than Veggie Tales
His women look like they could take a punch to the face.
They look like they fuck black guys.
Is that a vape or an actual writing pen? Looks retarded regardless.
>zoomer detected
...
>$69350
Its $5770 on the actual website. How do you shop IRL? How much is a tomato in your world? $15k?
The mom is still hotter than all of her daughters. I want to lick her mommy feet and squeeze those mud flaps while she reads me bed time stories.
ey howya doin
On the reg user. On the reg. Even the "Black Stallion" himself.
How did middle come out looking vaguely asian
Great looking family
If that's hard for you to understand you must be a fucking moron.
>he thinks gold is the same as silver
How do you shop IRL? Does mommy send you out to buy $200 worth of groceries but you come home with a pack of pokemon cards and some tendies and think that you will still have good boy points?
>Is there some backstory to this? Obviously a disabled guy in some shithole but anything else?
It's the fucking missing link
chestlet daughters
3>2>1
sly granny