How would he fare on Hell's Kitchen?

OI* not AYE you dumb mutt

what about the tossed salads?

It sounds fucking delicious so I'm finna boutta start

...

Why American self-made food always looks so fucking disgusting? Are you genuinely incapable to anything other than ordering McDonalds or Chinese shit?

tell me he's not actually eating this stuff

why do you confuse Gordan for a Aussie?

You don’t flip over easy/med eggs. Just steam the top by covering the pan and the top cooks gently.

REAL men spoon hot oil over the top of their eggs.

Rate my breakfast last week

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eggs/5

Looks based

only eggs/10

Knew it was him before I even got in the thread. Why can't this guy fucking cook eggs?

Eggcelent.

heh heh

Looks delicious desu. I love eggs.

>here's your heartburn bro!

>ching chong food name company
>California
heh

yessir, i’ll have an egg rectangle

white people seasoning/10

This looks like vomit. Why would he photograph this

I like my eggs over easy.

This is what real breakFEAST looks like

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It's somewhat healthy even if he's fucking terrible at cooking. I'm starting to wonder if his terrible plating is some kind of statement.

Does Joe Rogan know that he behaves like a teenage girl?

Lmfao I mean really

>cheap shitty whole grain sandwich bread from kroger
>pickled jalapenos
>BRO SRIRACHA EPIC
>fucking up an egg that badly
Reminder

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>looks
it's 10x more healthy than your incel food tho

Normally the stuff he posts looks quite good.

What the fuck is this?

how obese are you? you don't need that many calories and protein in one sitting you fucking land whale

We egg thread now?

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My 3 eggs are sitting on a single toasted piece of brown bread with death sauce added after. This took me several mornings to get right, Ramsey said lift the frying pan while cooking which helped

That's your post?!?

A full English is the most based breakfast in the world.

>using the sausages as a breakwater between the beans and the mushrooms
10/10

Is spicy food the brainlet way? Literally everything tastes the same if your mouth is burning out. The ingredients dont even matter.

Tbh I'm just glad you're not eating dogs or some other animal alive Chang.

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>American cuisine

based

le jalapeno eggman

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Is jalapenos and eggs actually health? I love jalapenos. I love eggs.

Yeah but not with all those oils and condiments he puts on them

This post is so white it wants me to fuck his girlfriend

this is so fucking funny
>muchas gracias amigo este huevo con pan esta muy bien

>kobucha
>mct oil
how much does he get paid per post?

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>he thinks that’s a normal breakfast
>he thinks it’s not an entire days meals eaten in one sitting
Lad, you eat that when you’re starting early to meet the lads for a few jars before you head off to the football. After the football you have a few more jars and then go off into the night for a banterous session with the lads then go home and sleep it off; maybe you’ll get to give a cheeky finger to a bird if you’ve got top notch chat.

>Americans
No wonder you lot are so fat.

Those don’t look like Mexicans they’re probably Turkish or North African

What do his post breakfast farts smell like?

Why would you make it taste worse on purpose?

Nice

It's Japanese, we eat whale, not dog.

>full English
>FUCKING AMERICANS I SWEAR
fuck off Pajeet and eat a curry

They're fucking poos you illiterate uncultured cunts

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10/10 placement. Sausages keeping those mushrooms from getting soggy.

jalaps eggs garlic and avocado are all very healthy. he even eats a lot of elk/venison. it's all very simple and looks like a retard threw it together but it's pretty /fit/.

Weak bait

I eat eggs all the time. I just know how to actually cook and plate them correctly.

>constantly looks directly into the camera like NIGGA WATCH THIS FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE
>makes a standard egg sandwich
nah they're beaners
t. beaner

eatalltheeggs.jpg

Christ Jamie, get him under control

HOW DOES HE

Comfy and patrician

those are clearly pajeets, juan

look at the ones who are eating

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Why do potheads always dump all their food in hot sauce

Jalapeno on bread? Not baaad

stop acting like you´re not wrong and a fucking idiot

Imagine the smell of that studio. It's 95F outside, all the windows and doors are tightly closed. There's very little AC getting into the booth because of the sound proofing. At best you get a tiny quiet electric fan blowing lukewarm air on your face. Joe is talking about mushrooms and apes and he just tilts his body to one side and lets a fart out. But not a loud slapping fart, one of those long smooth hiss farts that sounds like someone deflating a tire. He had his full signature breakfast that morning. He fried six eggs in full irish cream butter until the edges were crisp. he took a couple of slices of his favorite low-carb insoluable fiber loaf bread. it's made in a mexican factory by shredding up cardboard, sand, psyllium husk, and flax. Mixing it with sugar alcohols and letting it ferment in the desert sun. He drenches his plate in super brainpower mega MCT coconut oil. He sliced up the most heinous jalepeno peppers and left the seeds in and everything as a garnish. then he made some coffee aka caffinated laxitive with more oils and butters blended in along with sugar alcohols. he ate it all in about 5 mins and barely chewed it. now he just released the first off-gasses of his morning feast into a small room with fans pointed at your face.

feels good

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They’re Turkish or North African. Both of you are dumb Americans with no knowledge of the world

unironically thousands

Damn, now I'm hungry

i'm fucking laughing holy shit

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>They’re Turkish or North African
Kys tard

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eggs and toast isn't haute cuisine. mine generally look better than rogan's but in the end it's just eggs and bread on a plate.

i am a little puzzled as to how he managed to seriously overcook the one with the broken yolk and undercook the others. did he try to scramble it?

What the fuck are those black disks?

get out of here, incel.

Looks good user

It's black pudding.
Blood an sheeeeeit.

because smoking messes up your sense of smell and throws off your taste. you have to eat stuff with a lot of flavor.

Circles of delicious goodness

No FUCK you. Retard.

Full days calories in the bread and eggs alone.

All of his food looks like it's been partially digested, then barfed onto a plate.

Nips, chinks, no difference. The difference between an ant and a cockroach.

You're only supposed to eat one meal a day anyways and you may as well make it breakfast. This three meals a day meme is American food industry propaganda.

Naw, more like he took a closed fist and sort of rubbed it around on the plate for a couple seconds.

pigs blood + oats + spices, stuffed into a natural sausage casing.

best thread on Yea Forums

Hate to tell you this, but no one gives a fuck, idiot.

looks pretty legit. it's a day's worth of food and a week of sodium but everything seems to be cooked well.

Stay mad dumb mutts

What the fuck are you talking about? Just about every culture has had 3 meals a day throughout history. The difference is the West tends to make dinner the heaviest meal while others make it breakfast which is the better way.

british control disks. they stop you from buying a knife

Pretty cool pasta imo

>split up the toast and frybread so 1 slice per day
>2pices of bacon a day for two days
>one day is pudding day
>one day is ham day
>one day is sausage day
>split up beans and mushrooms for a couple of days
>one tomato a day
>when you run out of bread use the hashbrown
You could probably get 4-5 normal breakfasts out of that.

>Just about every culture has had 3 meals a day throughout history.
>t. retard
Optimal calorie consumption for the average adult is one meal and intermittent snacks throughout the day. You don't need several meals worth of food.

Obesity made OMAD a necessity.
It's not 'better'. It's necessary.

>Rye Bread
>Jalapeños
>eggs sunny side
Don’t know about the meme sauce, but this is a high tier meal
>one more for me please

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I love how every time I see this picture gets a little bit smaller

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this is the post i came for

That is fucking disgusting. What the literal unironic fuck English anons?

kino

>Obesity made OMAD a necessity.
Not obesity directly, rather the fat content of processed foods and extreme chemical dysgenics of modern material content.

Good job with that contrast dile. Looks like the fucking justice leauge poster lol

unironically looks great to me. little heavy on the hot sauce though. please tell me that's cholula.

>poached or fried eggs with runny yolk you can sop up with toast

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How does it feel knowing your mum made your dad tell the dr to cut off the most sensitive part of your body and your dad had to pay for it or risk going to jail?

I still get mad everytime someone fucks up the filename.

I wonder what Brendan Schaub eats for breakfast

psychedelic drugs kill your self-awareness and stunt your mental growth...rogan is proof of this

Black pudding taste amazing, I'm Scottish and had it almost every morning growing up

looks fucking good, whats the problem?

>this is disgusting bongs what the fuck how do you claim this food
>meanwhile Americans wash chicken in chlorine and sell it in cans

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>cavemen hunted 3 times a day

dipshit, they'd eat what they killed. Do you think they had the time to go hunting 3 times a day because of what Big Cereal and the USDA told you?

Could really do with a full English right now desu lads

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I think I'm going to fucking puke

The difference being that nobody eats those canned chickens whereas you bongs always talk about your "muh full English" "muh black pudding", and it's in all of your breakfast posts.

>Yea Forums - literally fucking everything is a Jewish conspiracy

Black pudding and blood sausages are FAR nicer than Amerimutt """""cuisine"""""

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>salad
>garnish
>full English
I’ve got a sneaky suspicion you’re not a real bong

It's just fucking eggs and mayo you retard.
Health foods are a meme targeted at gullible middle aged women.
Green vegetables and lean meat it isn't complicated.

>people still defend s3
Jesus Kristus er det mulig

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A fucking 50 year old man is snapping Instagram photos of his food to post. Goddamnit Joe have some dignity

Nah lad I am, that's just the first pic I found on Google images

let's post more anglo food kino

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It's not hard to see that the USDA and big food corporations are trying to fatten you guys up so you can spend $$$ on wellness, another arbitrarily seemingly 'necessary' expenditure to maintain your appearance.I was on the verge of obesity, (5'10 204) and now that I'm OMAD I sit at 167lb, this was only in 3 months btw.

>Streaky bacon
>salad
Fuck off

>3 dozen different cheeses in the background

>Joe's face when

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rate my omelette. I eat like this everyday.

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>food companies wanting to sell food is a conspiracy

>processed cheese is cheese
low IQ yankposting itt, this is what cheese actually looks like

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cool plate

Can't rate without knowing the filling

heres how these threads work if youre new and still enjoy them

>user posts high quality meal with lots of ingredients
>SHIT! PLEB! AMERICAN PIG!

>user posts an egg with hot sauce on it
>HOLY FUCKING BASED
you can go back to catalog now

the Full American

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Finna slaw this episode.
Slick empty

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>givenchy plate
>japanese meme knife
>Yea Forums filename
nice

I know it’s already been posted, but:
JAYSUS CHROIST!

Ghastly.
Absolutely dreadful.
Wow.

Those eggs look like absolute slop.

horrifying

So, good seasoning? I've seen what niggers consider seasoning and not even pajeets would eat it.

Germany>Italy>Mongolia>rest

crushed sausage, green bell peppers, and shredded 4 cheeses.

is that catfood?

Based.

>UK
yikes

Y-yeah, who would want that?

So I actually bought a bottle of green El Yucateco hot sauce because I saw one of Joe's egg abominations and it's now my new favorite "hot" hot sauce

If you can't discern an ant from a cockroach then I'd hate to see how filthy your home is, user.

do I need a license for this?

Awful. Zero sense of presentation. Even if it tastes good, it doesn't look good at all.

I'm guessing he doesn't cook well so he compensates for it by adding spices and sauces.

Same thing with bodybuilders because of the bland food they usually eat.

Eggpilled. Could have made a smiley face though.

>death sauce

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Jesus christ, did he cook those eggs with a blender

Saw it coming a mile away but still ended up cracking up like an idiot.

he didn't cook so good

I had a body building roommate who just ate boiled chicken and pasta smothered in buffalo sauce. everyday. every fucking day.

WHAT ABOUT VEGETAB