Eternal /got/

Stan the man edition

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Post them and r8 others

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So Tywin was infertile and all of his kids are targ bastards, right?

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Am I clear ?

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baste

Nah, it is far more poetic if it was one or the other, not to mention it totally sounds like something George would leave as one of those things with hints that is never outright revealed, for him to smugly lean back into his chair and think about how he knows about it.
If it's one or the other, then that means that Tyrion and Jaime both killed either their own or each other's fathers. I just can't get past that seeming so stereotypically George

jaime kills cersei through childbirth and dies the hero of the story by killing the night king protecting bran. but he dies after from wounds

i want to see khaloreesi get fatter

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Ok the twins are bastards and he THINKS tyrion is a bastard. This creates the perfect contrast with Ned as far as raising bastards publicly goes. Pottery even. Which is why martin will never go anywhere with it.

>jaime kills cersei through childbirth
I guess he... stabbed her

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you are a big guy

Was burning them all part of the mad king's plan?

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>claiming harrenhal
Enjoy the curse

Stannis "weather looking kinda dier, yeet my daughter in the fire" Baratheon

show or book?

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Whatever, just specify I guess

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Why do /pol/ incels continue to jerk off to this character

why would there be
>/pol/ incels
on Yea Forums

have sex.

ah, so you're one of those havers of sex,
well I suppose I have to go fuck a prostitute then come back and you'll have to change it to have non paid consensual sex

Based

It's way above those douches to have the story come full circle like that

>he has to get a prostitute

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He's a generally more interesting character than dull, boring idiots like Dany or Jon.

Bronn is a Reyne

Maario Naharis

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imagine ever thinking this was funny

inb4 samefag with "based"

based

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your shit meme is shit

based

Dario Cueto

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good meme

whats wrong with this
hint: nothing

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based

margaery is, bookcersei would be better

why would they be?

this is best

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post ilyrio koopatis please

>having a targshit as maester

who do you propose, he actually seemed like a nice guy

Illyrio Koopatis

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based

>marry lannister
>enemy of house lannister
inb4 tyrion+sansa
there was some very specific context to that

based

she's bobby B's saltwife, captured in the sack of the rock

based

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Based Jon’s mentor and friend thread. Thank you, OP.

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Based

based

>becomes a white walker

what is this? the walking dead?

there was a rumor that Bran would have to take up the mantel of the Night King at the end scene of the season to control them so yea.

qyburn

qyburn with bobby b?

Nice maester

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Hammer Bronn

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Which one you are coping, my fellow /got/ brothers?

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this one is so bad it made me retarded

Sneed the feed

i feel like this would also be pretty based

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posted wrong one, this is current one

t.

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>sandnigger wife
>gay adventure pals
>beta maester
>bodyguard lost a 1v2

What's so bad about it?

objectively the ONLY viable combination

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never gonna pick up, fuck off.

King Rob-Omb Baratheon

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QUEEN DAENERYS FIRE PIRANHA PLANT TARGARYEN

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it is time to rekindle ancient memes

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jojen is rambo!

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try Jon Sneed

Do you know how this meme came to be? It was a decent television character once. Taken by the Dank Powers... tortured and mutilated... a ruined and terrible form of meme. And now... perfected. My fighting Jojen is rambo. Whom does it serve?

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>harrenhal
molten cursed pile of shit

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aaaggghh.....

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>t. jealous they didn't think of taking the largest castle overlooking a massive lake with a magical island in it

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Formerly "Reed".

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Maester Luigi

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this was the cringiest shit ever but now that I've seen it 1000 times I'm actually laughing

Picking Tywin as your counselor is a risky as fuck. From minute one he'd be scheming on how to usurp your power and make you a dead man. He'd succeed too.

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Based

cant remember did she die

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Osha was killed by Ramsay. Meera was disbanded by Bran and just went home.

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Thanks for the rundown

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this has to be the best answer

>adventure pals that want to kill each other
>horrible bodyguard
The rest I can forgive
That would objectively be

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This is the worst setup ever, you gota go back

they worked fine together for plenty of years even if they hated each other
you just keep them separated doing their own task and their extreme hate for each other will keep them alive until I decide to have cleganebowl which I won't do until they're old and decrepit

plus you get to fugg your bodyguard and maester cause they're both hotties, you don't even need a body guard cause you're at greywater watch and no one can find you

that and your counselor and commander are taking care of any threats anyways

>just in your room with a 3some with cute snek, hot maester, and myrcella wife

>they worked fine together for plenty of years even if they hated each other
What? No they didn't. They literally want to kill each other
>dude maester and bodyguard are extra wives
Then just say you're a Targ and take 3 wives

That's pretty good. 9/10 Harrenhal is the only problem

I wonder if the green hair girl still fucks the owner of the bar.

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hardly
>hound sits patiently until his lord signals him to do something about the mountain
early versions of them weren't just out to kill each other every chance they get, you're highly over exaggerating it

youtube.com/watch?v=VaIwtO6VWCU
are you fucking retarded?

they're still sworn to their lord

>>hound sits patiently until his lord signals him to do something about the mountain
Never happened, what are you talking about

when did got threads get this autistic

they're hardly autistic
wait until the show starts

right when you posted

It doesn't matter what they are sworn to, they want to kill each other. It's like picking Tywin and Oberyn or Gregor and Oberyn

Cast them, /got/.

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>it doesn't matter
youtu.be/VaIwtO6VWCU?t=191

Gwendoline Christie and Kit Harington

>It doesn't matter what they are sworn to
woman detected

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Are you missing the part where they're swinging swords at each other?

i know it´s you, you fucking coon.

>if i make them swear they will work together

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so you're completely ignoring the part where they stop cause their lord commands them to

it doesn't matter that they fight, that makes the adventuring all that more fun
what matters is they stop when told

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Ha.

Couldn't just get a picture of the Mormont Sigil?

>Couldn't just get a picture of the Mormont Sigil?
No, it wasn't on the first 5 things on my image search

So you want adventure buddies you literally have to baby sit at all times because they might kill each other. Got it.

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user...

Waluigi Frey

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it's an adventure where cleganebowl happens nightly
of course everyone would want that

No, I want some guys that can get the job done and have some fun and jest with afterwords. Not a buzzkill that enjoys killing and a psychopathic sadist that enjoys killing and rape

this is the choice selection lads

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What's up user?

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>Mormont
>chasing a girl that isn't blonde
>Jon as commander
>picking an isolated, secluded castle that you can't even live in during the winter

Shit, I meant to go
>Mormont
>Chasing a girl that isn't blonde
But then I just kept listing things and fucked it up

it's an adventure not stroll through a garden you fucking pussy
the mountain only did that shit cause tywin commanded him to

Captain Maario Naharis

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Why does this footage make incels seethe so much? What is it about seeing people have fun together and enjoy something that triggers Yea Forums?

fuck you

*inhales*

Tywin commanded him to intimidate an inkeeper into letting him fuck his 12 year old daughter for a silver stag, and then demand 50 coppers back afterwards because she wasn't worth it?

LAAAAAAAAAAAAANCEL
MORE BOAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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Come on man Jon is a fucking horrible commander

Ros post

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yes
he's a good guy
just misunderstood

kek

>did Jon ever burn a child alive
>did Jon ever slaughter his own men intentionally
I fight with honour, my Lord. How your house comports itself is of no concern to me

based as fuck

I'M SURROUNDED BY CANNISTERS

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You have good tastes but I'm still going to have to destroy your house and take your women from you

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>horrible commander

But he is about to command the army of the living to victory against the white walkers

>>did Jon ever burn a child alive
What does that have to do with commanding?
>>did Jon ever slaughter his own men intentionally
What the fuck are you even talking about?
>I fight with honour, my Lord
And your commander gets easily manipulated and charges into the enemy forces by himself, apparently

That doesn't make him a good commander

you can't command if your men won't follow you to the death

jon has learnt from his mistakes and will crush your feeble attempt at an attack on my house

I miss comfy S1 game of thrones

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This is cringy as fuck. Jon is just about the worst tactician to ever lead on the show

mmmmmm... I bend the knee m8 let me get some whores tbqh family

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Deare Lord Edgelord,
King Jon wasn't appointed through right of birth or name
he was chosen by his people, for his valour of honour
unbeknown characteristics on the isle of bore within which thee resides
but yet I must doth offer my sincerest dick upon which you may suck
ho-ho
signed
Lord of the Vale

but i picked house lannister and i'd have jaqen watching my back

>saying that an objectively horrible commander is a objectively a horrible commander makes me edgy
Yikes

>Arya spends like a month at the house of black and white
>doesn’t even complete her training
>styles on the waif who seems to have completed her training or been much more advanced at least
>styles on Jaquen
>can somehow now fight Brienne to a draw at the least
>knows how to change faces/voices/sizes/etc despite never being shown how, at least to the viewer

Name a worse currently alive character. You can’t. Even Tyrion’s current awful writing isn’t this bad.

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Only incels watch tv in a pub...

Muh feminist

I'm not a feminist, if there was a spot for their uniform I'd have mentioned they'd all be naked except for a collar.

Deluded

Retarded

this is b8 but replying anyways.
a tv series is acting on a screen that can be of high or low quality, it isn't real life even if (some) may convey messages meant for real life (although solutions presented are generally unaplicable). so what does that means?
well it means if you are screaming shouting and crying at a screen over the things that happen, and I don't mean only on the important parts (if you watch it you'll see it's all the time) there is something seriously wrong with you, because you're putting actual emotional weight that isn't just I like this character, because it's well written, you're acting like that character is a real person

>inb4 le no empathy
grow up faggot

>King Jon wasn't appointed through right of birth or name
Yeah, I'm sure his privileged upbringing wasn't a factor at all. Warden for a father, same education as Robb, same military and combat training as the future warden, access to horses and food and you're instantly recognized as a Lord's son

comingsoon.net/tv/news/1050819-game-of-thrones-writers-dismiss

>Co-executive producer Bryan Cogman said simply that, “We made a choice to ‘just get on with it’ last season. You can sit at home and do the math on how long it took to get the boats from point A to point B. There’s always something everybody has got to graft on to and I guess that outrage was better than others, so I’ll take it.”

>While Cogman seems to have shrugged it off, co-showrunner David Weiss says he simply doesn’t pay attention. “If somebody says, ‘I don’t like the way you do this,’ I have no idea what percentage of the people watching that opinion actually represents. If that opinion happens to surface louder on the internet, I still have no idea — it could be one percent of people that becomes an internet thing for 10 minutes and then it just seems like it’s more than one percent. But there’s no way of telling — nor am I interested in finding a way of finding out — how accurate those thoughts represent the broad spectrum of people watching. If you start thinking about that, you’ll drive yourself crazy.”

>Writer Dave Hill added that, if you were bothered by that in season seven, it’s not going to get any better for the (even shorter) final season. “You obviously don’t want any criticism of any kind, but with all the things we were balancing to set things up for season 8, sometimes we had to speed things up within episodes. We had a lot of time cuts the vast majority of viewers didn’t catch. We could have a [card] on there saying ‘Three Weeks Later,’ but we did not. Sometimes when moving pieces around you’re going to cheat a little bit. We tried to keep more of the time logic rather than jet packs.”

fucking based. autists btfo

>you replace jamie but you're actually smart

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>dood being the commander of the army that saved the world in a war doesn't make him good

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another round. nee-san edition.

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Yeah, that's what I said. Are you stupid or something?
He isn't a tactician.

vased

who's the bearded lannister? counselor's yronwood senior right?

>picking a snek
>it's not "badpusy"
>dual-wielding dayne as bodyguard
pathetic
althought your choice of pals is correct

Looks like Gerion, and his counselor is the Bronze Yohn Royce

might some kind user explain this rambo jojen thing?

>bronze yohn royce
that's who i was thinking about, confused their names because of the Y. i do remember the runic armor and everything. yronwood was also a vale house, right?
thanks user

Yronwoods are in Dorne.

one guy

check filename
it's one guy spamming it, there's literally nothing to it other than one guy existing and being that pathetic

Aeg is moon, Kelly C

i know it's one guy, i'm just tagging all so it's more visible that way :(
so it's just a one-guy forced meme?

>one of your adventure pals is an old ugly hag who uses magic to hide her looks
Shit taste

Alright then!

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is that morrowind music?

Oblivion

youtu.be/Rhaq4JP_t6o?t=50
forgot how much better morrowind music was

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KINGSLAYER

GET IN HERE

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>Yea Forums endorses a child killer
>said child was the man's own kid burned at the stake while begging her parents for help
>turns out the child burning was pointless anyways
Checks out.

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I think Tommen would be worse than Joffrey. Tommen doesn't have a single thought running through his head. At least Joff makes decisions and voices his opinion, whether good or bad.

based bookchad

This is the show thread.
Back to you bookfag.

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homosexual

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are you trying to make me mad
REEE
REEEEEE

alright this is based
having that much advanced weaponry in westeros means you can conqueror the planet

although if you run out of supplies you'd be fucked as there's no means or natural resources present to replenish them

>although if you run out of supplies you'd be fucked as there's no means or natural resources present to replenish them
We can always remember the basics of cqc

Stannis Baratheon is a faggot and a retard.

Yea Forums really really likes losing wars.

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>oberyn martell as your maester
>as opposed to someone wise
>as opposed to an actual maester
why?

He has several links in a maesters chain and is very intelligent when he isn't personally involved in a matter, and skilled in many different fields.

He trained as a maester and forged several links for his chain, he's very well travelled and knows a lot about foreign affairs as a result

These and he's enough of a chad to insert benis on his own time instead of being a treasonous beta orbiter like Pycelle and is gud enough at strategy to be useful in war unlike Lewyn

Plus he's knowledgeable with poison and is likely more familiar with matters of the east than your average councilor. Plus show Oberyn and Pedro Pascal in general were/are great

might this explain it

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Is Jaime technically second in line for the throne right now since Cersei has claimed it for House Lannister

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>clapping while watching tv
americans really love clapping man

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No because hes still in the kings guard. Cersei doesnt have a clear heir. If the kingdom wasnt in a state of chaos rn and she died, the lords of westeros would assemble a great council to vote on who has the next best claim/who they want as king

just stop dude
I'm not sure if you're trying to be cringe or funny but it's falling flat either way
you're just taking up space in the thread

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based

>implying I'm not a bot (I'm not)

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best old meme

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Why is his hand on fire? I don't remember this happening

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that's the episode where he was rescuing Trautman from the commies

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HAHAHAA DUDE THESE ARE HILARIOUS
IT'S LIKE POINTING OUT SOMETHING BETYWEEN THESE TWO GUYS CAUSE THEY LIKE BOTH ARE IN TREES AND SHIT SOMETIMES LOL

ikr

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Bronn is an upgrade over Payne

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ok I'm done. see you next thread,

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sure hope I don't

I can only imagine you get paid per post and attaching an image increases it by pennies

enemy house lannister-baratheon
>makes tywin his counselor

Hopefully there won't be any of these fucking bar reaction videos when season 8 is airing.

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who's the cao cao of got?

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>becomes a white walker
how the fuck does one become a white walker

The Night King can turn corpses into soldiers

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stannis

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haha retard

Who's the Liu Bei of got?

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>Refuses to kill the evil insurer
>Refuses to kill the actress
>Steals a face
Why didn't Jaqen kill this useless bitch himself?

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Well no shit, however these corpses are known as whites. White walkers are only made from sacraficed sons of craster. Technically the dude who made this could just collect all the money from anyone who said becomes a white walker since thats pretty much impossible.

she can't kill womyn
only disgusting white males like the freys who are only trying to further their house's name after being walked on for centuries

Is that true about how the white walkers are made?

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The white walkers have existed for thousands of years so they can't all have come from Craster, and they are collectively called 'The White Walkers' regardless of the fact that some of them are of slightly different origin

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if you think that watching game of thrones in a bar with a bunch of fat girls is normal you are the fucking incel idiot

SPAAROMANERIS?

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Do you feel the same way about cheering at sports games?

Unlike at sports games, the actors on TV can't hear you.

>What is it about seeing people have fun together
Because those people haven't gathered to have fun, they are narcissists who ritually act out the watching of a TV show thinking that their melodramatic and predictable reactions show such emotional depth and genuineness that they are proud displaying them to the world. It's absolute egomania.

Feminist? He’s clearly a child sexual predator

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This is so close to being based but you had to choose wrong Myrcella

>and who..

>walureddit

He hasn’t been in the Kingsguard since Tommen fired him

Mario Lopez

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Is he Dornish?

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Perfect smirkfu

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weiner, weiner weiner,

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weiner, next to another weiner weiner weiner, weiner weiner

weiner weiner

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>imagine if the new series where picked by the right people and was about Old Republic, New Sith Empire or Sith Wars

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Just finished the show after boycotting it since it started, having read the books ages ago. Some notes to make you ishitterates seeth

>butcher the Greyjoy arch
>butcher the Martell arch
>eliminate Aegon and fix it by killing off a dragon
>kill off Baristan in the most gay way
>eliminate the Brave Companions replace them with boring Bolton cronies
>doing Hound v. Brienne, Hound lives and becomes a jolly good fellow (yeah he might be alive in the books)
>Arthur Dayne known for wielding dawnstar and fucking dual wields
>butchering Arya’s arch making her a bitch ass nigga that does not complete either assassination contract and effectively pusses out of the Faceless Men and maintains her identity
>butchering the Vale arch with Petyr openly confessing to pushing Lysa out the moon door to defend Sana (because the lords totally wouldn’t think that’s okay) rather than blaming it on the bard (who was in the show but got his tongue ripped out in Kings Landing early on)
>replacing Jaime’s dueling partner of Illyn Payne with Braun. He chose illyn Payne because he can’t talk and ends up revealing many of his secrets in their spars
>all these people that are black when the only blacks come from the summer isles
>loras and renly explicitly gay
>house umber goes Bolton like nothing even though they are firmly Stark loyalists

I could think of a lot more but that’s just off the top of my head

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Oh and

>leaving fucking Lady Stoneheart out

like clockwork :)

Can someone post "The rape, sansa" meme with bran?

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In the books it says as a kid he was teased and they used to call him fannis which is why he's so sullen as an adult.

Petyr Piranha

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This is how I feel 100% I tend to believe it's the twins but it will never be revealed.

True that. Tyrion is Tywins only son. One of the greatest ironies in the story given how Tywin was so obsessed with his legacy and children that weren't even his. And hating his only son. And both the brothers killing their fathers. Jaime and Cersei seem to represent the two sides of the coin the gods flip when a Targaryen is born. Cersei is the embodiment of the mad king Aerys and so is Joffrey. Another irony is that Cersei and Joffrey have decent claims to the throne. More so than Robert ever had.
The twins are the only active incest relationship in the story within the realm ( excluding craster up north of north ).

And Jaime does have some 'kingly' influences, some king arthur influences as well. Shady conception story like Arthur ( Uther Pendragon sired Arthur by glamouring himself and fucking his enemies wife ). Jaime has a gold hand, a king midas influence, his desire to be just like Arthur ( Dayne ) who has his excalibur sword and all and he has a cousin named Lancel ( obviously inspired by Lancelot ) .

But yea I believe the twins are bastards 100% but I don't think it'll ever be revealed.

Jaime will kill the night king by removing the dragon glass dagger from the night kings chest as he dragon glass and valyrian steel won't kill him as it literally is inside him already. He'll do so with a magical burning hand. It wouldn't surprise me if he dual wields at one point. Why on earth did they have arthur dayne who jaime desires to be and the person he looks up to most dual wielding himself instead of wielding his excalibur sword. The most famous sword of the series and it was never used.

I believe the ancient romans would say that Robert has cuckold horns.

Do we ever see (Ser?) Twenty Goodmen on-screen?

why didn't she wear this in the show? she would've been hot then.

Give me 10 good men and I'll hold Orgrimmar for as long as it takes.

To be fair the actor who played illeyn payne had a really harsh form of cancer that prevented him from returning after season 2

I think he might have been the guy on the horse in the background when Ramsay was eviscerating the man that was crawling away and surrendering after the battle, but that could just have been a random soldier.

Brienne kills helpless man
>Hero who dindu nuffin
ramsay kills helpless man
>evil monster
Why are the showrunners so fucking retarded lads

Under rated.

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The passage of time has always been fucked in Got. Arya needed to become the assassin bravos queen but they had no time to do it, which is why its jarring. Doesn't make her a shit character.

Plenty of times this happens. Travel times are all but ignored by the last 2 seasons, and characters do things retarded quick, such as Sam leaving, finding what he needs, curing a fucking incurable plague and then showing up one episode later in fucking Winterfell, or Jamie losing his hand and then half a second later beating everyone in a sword fight like it never happened.

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That didn’t stop them from switching Dario, the three eyed raven, or Gregor

mine is the best

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This was such a good time for /got/.

Really wish that Stannis or Littlefinger was still alive, and their body doubles from the Faceless Men were dead.

>whole episodes that nothing happens on both season 5 and 6
>half ass season 7 and 8 by speeding everything
>WE DIDN'T HAD THE TIME!
fucking hacks

>enter thread
>scroll through
>bunch of twitter-tier "memes" with no text spammed
>buncha 'adventure buddies' memes everywhere
Jesus fuck guys, get your shit together next thread.

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haha i should have made Karl Tanner one of my adventure buddies

Pretty good minus Hodor

>Sansa
>Counselor
The best? lmao yikes

Until we get an actual episode to watch hopefully through a leak this is all you're getting from here

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What was Littlefinger's ultimate goal behind Sansa marrying Ramsay?

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Bullshit, just earlier we had a "who could defeat Jaime" thread. It was live with full blown lore discussion that went everywhere. Get your shit together /got/.

to kill ramsay and join the houses

>Season 8, final episode
>big battle between Lannister, Stark, Night King, and Dragons
>everyone dead except for a few
>climactic moment approaches
>Night King kills Dany
>Jon "kills" Night King
>Sansa being beaten and raeped by Euron
>Bran watching with all three eyes
>from out of no where™, Cersei appears, gets jealous, stabs Euron
>Euron chuckles, kills Cersei, continues raeping Sansa
>Jon to the rescue, kills Euron
>Sansa and Jon happy it's over
>they are about to enjoy a passionate kiss
>Night King appears, kills Jon
>Night King begins raeping Sansa
>Bran watching with all three eyes
>from out of no where™, Lady Stoneheart kills Night King
>Lady Stoneheart's soul is rested in peace
>Sansa sits on the iron throne, forever queen
>Sansa peels off her face
>it's actually Arya
>the end

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>"The more she drank, the more the shat"
>ACOK Cersei shitting and farting violently because Tyrion fed her poisoned food
>Jaime shitting his pants in ASOS
>Randoms from the Night's Watch pissing all over themselves during battle

Is George secretly /ourguy/?

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>wrong Myrcella
how can you say this?