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Disney owns my anus next.

I, for one, welcome our new rodent overlords!

based, now we'll get Galactus and Doctor Doom in the MCU

The Walt Disney Company’s (“Disney”) acquisition of 21CF will become effective at 12:02 a.m. Eastern Time tomorrow, March 20, 2019.

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literally nobody cares

>CAPITALISM works guys, it doesn't lead to monopolies at all!

OMG GUIYS CAN U IMAGINE
FINALLY XMEN 8!!!!

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Would /dceutv/ still be butt-blasted about this if Comcast had been successful at their attempt to snatch Fox from Disney?

You cared enough to reply :^)

>dude fuck capitalism!!
>dude lets support disney to own republitards heheh
Cool story bro

Just in time for deadpool cameo in cringegame

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>OMG OMG THE X-MEN AND F4 ARE GONNA QUIP WITH THE AVENGERS!!!! BASED DOOM INCOMING!!!

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When will Disney make a good movie? It's been a rough decade

i don't really give a motherfricking crap i hate movies

Where's antitrust

>yfw Disney owns Sneed now

Disney pwns my dick

When Endgame is shown, the shark will be irreparably jumped. The only way is down.

It's now legal to Sneed capeshit

Oh wow, now I can stop watching Fox properties in the theater too. Well, saves me some money I suppose

>would DChads/non-redditors still be buttblasted if it was a normal adquisition instead of an in-market, monopoly inducing merger?
No, I don't think we would. Good point!

>inb4 post credits scene in endgame with this rolling past and then a fist comes on to screen and metal claws come out

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SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEED GANG

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>sneed is now a Disney property
I bet you can't say that again without paying Disney first now

RIP 20th Century Fox

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>WE OWN COPYRIGHTS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES.

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Fuck Disney.

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fox searchlight is also kill?

based, now we can sneed disney threads to death

>add a short scene in which time travelin Ant Man accidentally goes to prehistoric times and steps on a butterfly

>Post Credit scene is some teenage mutant discovering their powers. (Implying the butterfly effect causes mutants in present day or something)

In all honesty, the Fox properties will literally never be realised the way they should anymore. To me, Fox was the only studio next to WB that actually offered entertaining and unique movies while Disney was a lot more generic and streamlined, which itself is totally fine. I just feel that Disney is ruining the industry with this style of movie making because it really takes the uniqueness and vision out of movies in general.

>capitalism

Not even ONCE.

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you reap what you sow retarded burger faggots
enjoy your mandatory spironolactone pills and black panther themed chastity cages

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Avatard idiots making excuses about how it flopped because of the mouse in 3... 2...,

when is the last time a monopoly was broken up

who is this cute girl?

I don't care. Just make a Alien Covenant sequel already

How long till Disney's Persuasion Squad© (formerly Death Squad©) comes up on my doorstep for writing a negative comment about Avengers™ 17: Neytiri & Jasmine vs Xenomorphs online?

>girl

Smooth Yoga be with you user

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Why are there little gray blurry dots floating over the nipples?

her female nipples are visible through the latex ya dingus

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Based as fuck

So will Dark Phoenix still be released?

based and sneedpilled

sarina valentna, and yes it's a tranny

yes but who wants to see that shit

I picture you with:
>pink hair
>vestigial penis that no longer works
>gay little commie flag half-Cape
>zero self awareness

Endless Capeshit
Endless Princess movies
We did it bros, everything is right with the world
Kill me

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Get the fuck outta here advertiser

Blame the idiotic consumers. I wouldn't doubt you are one of them.

>OMG I LOVE CORPORATE MONOPOLIES, FUCK ME IN THE ASS MICKEY WITH YOUR TINY MOUSE DICK!!

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Some good thinks about this
>starbucks
has really great cinamon rolls ( but I don´t live in the usa, so there are probably better)
>GoT
is actually good, except those forced in lel brutal and sex scenes
>switch
nintendo are the only ones that don´t give a fuck about politics in games and still have hot females. Change this shit with snoy
>star wars
I still like this shit, I like ep 7 and if it weren´t for rian it could have been pretty great. I don´t care if rey is female or finn is a nigger. The roles they did play (eventhough it was a remake) was still funny and believable.

Everything else: I don´t watch it, I don´t find it that bad. HP e.g. is pretty great, but rowling destroyed everything good with book 5 onwards. Only the snape part was good.

Why does the alt-right suddenly transform into Chapo Trap House when it comes to Disney?

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Have sex

So does this mean they dont distribute Films that AREN'T made by them anymore?

They've said that Fox Searchlight will be untouched

OMG NOW WE CAN HAVE THE X MANS FIGHT WITH SPIDER ASS AND CAP FUNGUS

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Hahahah
The only good sneed post I have EVER seen.

>CAP FUNGUS
>uses fedora meme on others

Underrated

Is there a comprehensive list of exactly moves from Fox to Disney? Not only Capeshit I mean, everything.

finally something to kill capeshitters with

Why do amerisharts whine about "childhood memories" when some movie gets remade or whatever? My childhood memories are of my family, my pets, my friends and shit like that, did you retards spend your childhood watching tv?

Are you an ESL student?

Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German meme.

>your bumpkin Midwestern flyover-state parents let the TV raise you so your only childhood experiences are mindless consumerism of media and toys
>company owns rights to their IP
>"HOW FUCKING DARE YOU OWN MY CHILDHOOD YOU CAPITALIST PIG?"
Maybe stop raising kids on media and it wouldn't be a problem you fucking yokels. God, poor people are so stupid. I can't wait until feudalism is back.

You've outed yourself.

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with what? Not agreeing on a image. Dude fuck reddit. Stop projecting.

I never thought I’d see the day when Annabelle finally became a Disney princess!

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>starbucks
Is overpriced yuppy shit. Only a mil or zoomer is wasteful enought o go to a place like that.
>GoT
Is complete shit. Only the first few seasons were kino. Getting triggered about the violence and sex scenes also exemplifies the fact you are a soi boi.
>Switch
Nobody is shitting on Nintendo. They are shitting on the switch which has the sole marketing gimmick of being portable. Its entire purpose is to entertain soi bois who are so unproductive they miss their gamebois.
>Star Wars
Liking the new movies: where do I even start?

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What if I buy a X-Men Bluray at 12:03? Who I'll be giving my money to? Fox or Disney?

nice blog! how do i unsubscribe?

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They are merged, no on knows what will be killed and what will survive.

is it just me or did sarina become really fat lately? i mean she looked like a whale in the latest vid i downloaded of her

No corporations should have that much power but it's still false equivalence. Comcast don't have a specific media brand that they homogenize everything they own to fit into, modern Disney does.

Wow captain marvel flopped so hards that Disney has to buy more properties. Oh nononono

Disney owns Alien and Predator. What the fuck is this timeline.

This

does this mean people who support Disney are directly supporting racist fox news?

No. The Fox network and Fox news will be separate and not owned by Disney

Yea Forums will finally get Aliens 2, like it always wanted. All the quips, superficial characters with shallow motivations, action over thought, toy figurine designs galore.

>To me, Fox was the only studio next to WB that actually offered entertaining and unique movies while Disney was a lot more generic and streamlined
Same. No other company would have the same experimental spirit enough to dare make bank off "out there" ideas, like teenage maze monster horror or chav espionage academies whatever. Post-Pirates Disney is too clean, Warner would think those original ideas be not bankable enough compared to its own in-house stuff, Sony would've been a tad too incompetent. I wonder if things would have been any different had Murdoch divested it into an independent company (who knows, if Elizabeth Warren somehow got into office and did her divesting magic maybe)...

I'm from a country whose film market is spoilt by choices from around the region - Chinese, Bollywood, Korean, Indonesian, even the odd/experimental local ones...but nothing gives off that same familiar flavour of popcorn as Hollywood does, especially with 20th Century Fox. To see such a legacy die off just like that is really sad...Hollywood will never be the same adventurous self it ever was again.

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Woah, more epic superhero movies, go guys!
Onions is on my ladies and trans folks! White men buy their own LOL.

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keep crying DCuck, but Marvel wins again

What about Paramount? It still exists, you know.

Paramount has Mission Impossible and a Star Trek series that is dead because they're lowballing their talent.

>corporate personhood
>capitalism

pick one

Is this a "not real communism" defense?

christ that was the alternative to this nightmare?

>wtf I love Disney now?

Based. X-Men have been saved.

>Alright our acquisition is almost complete
>Wait, does anyone realize we're buying Sneed?
>What?
>Used to be Chuck.
>Oh.
>I don't get it.

Based

Who else is there?

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>"The Simpsons are going to Disneyland"
>"Yay"

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bitch you don't own Rocko, you own shit

What does this even mean?

They don't own the network

It is time.

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I think it's comforting to know that Disney will soon own every piece of media and we will get a consistent national narrative without any dissent.

This. But they're broke

To kill all dissent they have to buy Yea Forums

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Naw. I think it will be more like Thanos defeated, everyone back, celebrating, and then Nick Fury walks in.

"Oh, you think this shit is over? We got a new problem. Mutants."

Screen goes black, and you hear sirens in the background. No credits scenes.

That'd be $7 well spent.

Hiro would definitely do it if an offer pops up.

How are they going to retcon all the mutants? They can't suddenly just pop into existence.

>avaturd is owned by disney now
cameroonfags btfo HAHAHA

Sort of. If they time travel, then something they do in the past may cause it to happen. Or, worst case scenario, Quantum realm alternate universe shift to one where mutants exist. Sloppy, but possible.

universe 616
universe 1610

Cameron owns the Avatar IP but Disney now owns the rights to distribute it afaik.

>Scarlet Witch mind wipe "No more mutants"
>Professor X in MCU goes on radio and TV talk shows and continuously repeats the phrase "With great power comes great responsibility"
>The phrase is some kind of sleeper thing to awaken mutants again
>Uncle Ben hears this on the radio too

this is me

X-Men vs Star Wars when?

As soon as Disney buys Warner Bros. and can include Harry Potter in that clusterfuck. Also, replace X-Men with MCU in general.

So does this mean Deadpool will stop being character based humour and just be another quipbot?
Cant wait for those orange slices jokes

That's what everyone said in the 60s until pic related came along and changed things. Could it happen again?

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Goodbye American Dad

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>2009: Disney buys Marvel
>2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
>2019: Disney buys Fox
>2020: Disney buys Paramount
>2022: Disney buys Universal
>2027: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros
>2028: Disney, being highly pissed off, acquires their own private military
>2029: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros, killing many, and taking the company by force
>2032: Disney buys nukes from black market terrorists
>2034: Disney buys Microsoft/Google
>2036: Disney declares war against the entertainment industry in the great Warner War
>2037: Skirmishes between private militaries occur in Hollywood and other places
>2038: Disney nukes Hollywood and wins the Great Warner War
>2039: Disney shuts down the internet, killing Amazon and Netflix forever. Disneynet will rise from the Internet’s ashes
>2040: Disney introduces literal Marvel-drones, self-replicating war-robots
>2044: Disney buys the United States of America
>2045: Disney reorganizes the American government into a totalitarian dictatorship, deemed "The People's Republic of Disney"
>2047: People's Republic of Disney moves to annex Mexico and Canada
>2048: PRD unifies the planet with its army of marvel-drones and quip-emitters
>2056: PRD colonizes Mars
>2059: PRD colonizes rest of the solar system
>2064: PRD starts construction of Dyson Sphere in the Sol System
>2075: PRD scientists discover a form of FTL space travel
>2078: First PRD voyage to Alpha Centauri system is successfully completed
>2079: PRD successfully establishes a one world government
>2080: PRD sends millions of military warships out throughout the galaxy, conquering extraterrestrial life on every planet and solar system
>2092: Dyson Sphere in Sol System is complete
>2100: PRD reaches type 3 civilization status, creating a Galactic Dictatorship under the people of Disney
>2102: PRD begins to exterminate alien species associated as DCfags
>2104: Disney begins the Human Instrumentality Project
>2108: Marvel fans are still hyped for new movies

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Are Oscar and Jeanine related?

X-Men: Dark Phoenix suddenly makes a billion dollars and gets 10 Academy Award nominations.....

>12:02 a.m.
That seems arbitrary. Why not exactly midnight?

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Well it isn't capitalism when competition is not permitted

Npc marvelfag

Who can stop (((Disney)))?

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Why do you stupid fucks still think the mouse can just up and buy WB without AT&T in the way?baka

Democrats supported the At&t & time warner merger, not like voting Dems will help us

This completely fucked over the FX/Marvel adaptations

And C.uck Ryan was just named to the board of directors of FOX

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>It's fucking real
I hate neocons

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maybe we'll see x-men & fantastic 4 in the next MvC installment :^)

Public service, indeed.

>This faggot is on the board of Fox
>Obama signed massive deal with Netflix right when they went all in with their tranny and diversity pro propaganda
>Twitter outed by Veritas for 1984-tier censorship and mass manipulation
>If lawsuits launched by guys like Nunes against these platforms reach SCOTUS before Ginsburg's corpse is replaced we might be fucked forever MGS2 style
Nukes when

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>we will never get X-Kinos as good as X2, First Class, DOFP or Logan
>on the other hand we will never get films as shit as Last Stand, Origins or Apocalypse

Is the curse of sheer Disney mediocrity worth it?

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Disney won.

Based. RIP Netflix.

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>Here is why that's a good thing
The mouse is unstoppable now.

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Is he not already? Movie Deadpool is shit.

No it’s a “this literally isn’t the definition of capitalism” defense

Lmao the cope

Nice argument tranny

Keep coping schizo

>chopped his dick off and convinced himself he’s a woman
>accuses others of coping

When Disney falls from the throne (Which it will when the capeshit well dries up), it will likely take these other shitty companies with them.
This is pretty good news in a long run.

>Used to be
Wtf is your problem

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