Things that make you stop watching immediatly

You think people can offered milk? Listen up Neet some people work hard for bread and cheeses so when mommy tosses you out the basement milk time is over you little shit

>women in charge
>what OP said
>every planet has earth's gravitational levels, every.single.one
>lighting is always like there's a Sol sun nearby, nigger these are rare, we never see a world with a blue or red sun
>Faster than Light propultion
>imidiatelly landing on the planet, not probing it for days or weeks

>sci-fi/fantasy flick
>different races and species, planets and countries
>everyone speaks english, rarely even venturing into some irish accent

>warm hole

>advert targeting men
>skinnyfat soi manlet with receding hairline has 9/10 wife
>ad always makes her look stupid

>advertisement for baby products
>goes through the whole day of the stay at home dad as he takes care of the baby while the wife works

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mate if portuguese sounds like russian why can't aliens have accents like the ones from earth?

A warm hole

It so fucking easy to get around this issue, just have a 3 second conversation between two characters:
>Your universal translator on?
>Yea
>Good
Even this shitty tv-show Farscape managed to do it. And then it was never mentioned again and you could move on with aliens speaking english.

>*Draws vagina*

Except portuguese isn't russian, and alien languages aren't english. The aliens shouldn't even have similar tongues and vocal cords to be able to make human sounds.

I'd rather have lazy shit like said than just make everyone speaking the same language for no reason whatsoever.

>i'm looking for the renowned doctor smith, you must be his female secretary
>actually *i'm* doctor smith and i'm a girl

>opening credits end
>main character finally gets to start his retirement
>a lound entrance is made by an unknown character
>main is friendly but reluctantly greets him, man responds
>We need you for one last job
>no
>you are the best tho
>ok iIll do it

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>or black supporting character

>corrects ur formulae in your path

>"This is a really big formula our top scientists have been working on for mon-"
>*Girl sees the formula in her peripheral vision*
>*Makes a quick mark over it and slams down the chalk loudly(why the fuck are they still using chalk)*
>W-w-what?? That's it! wow!
>*Gives smug look to the sexist scientists and then the camera*

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>Kimora chokes you on the way out

based

>Things that make you stop watching immediately

Any time the title is two things jammed together.

Sharknado
Tarantuaconda
Crocobison
Mooseasaurus
Allidolphin versus Octoparrot

Fuck that shit. I'm out...

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DS9

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>"Ok so a warm hole is kinda like this *grabs some corn starch and a hot glass of water*

I’d love to stick my pencil into a warm hole

I like the way Farscape handled this issue, and thought it was neither shitty, nor lazy. In fact, I thought their solution was actually quite as thoughtful and interesting as it was unique.

This isn't an a tual cliche it's just an actual genre you're avoiding. Nice try though

>Sci-fi
>There are white people in it
Too unrealistic tbqhwy

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>imidiatelly landing on the planet, not probing it for days or weeks
Nigger, you want to watch a good sci-fi film or do you want to watch some faggots in a space ship looking at computer screens for two hours?

man this girl is ugly or on crack

as a scientist, i have long since decided to suspend my disbelief at the very silly things in sci-fi films and just try to enjoy them for the entertainment they are. that way even ones like interstellar are ok to watch. dry, accurate sci-fi is boring, trust me.

>sci-fi flick, hundreds of years in the future
>there's only two genders

>as a scientist
>just trust me bro

45% suicide rate and climbing, I see nothing wrong with that

He based

sci-fi movies with FTL travel, I fucking hate fantasy in sci-fi so much

Me neither, trannies should off themselves

>Open thread
>See it's created by an autist
>Close thread

there's a reason michael crichton films make money

holy mother of based

The black character is too obviously touted as the smartest, the General, the President, the caring father, etc.

It's been seven years since Prometheus was released, you need to let go. It's not a bad movie, you just don't want to like it.

>sci-fi flick, thousands of years in the future
>roasties haven't been replaced with fembots

>go to someones house
>knock on their door
>no answer
>open the door and go inside, asking if the person is home while wandering around
who the fuck would ever do this

Lucy Ricardo, looking for Ethel Murtz.
Or vice-versa.

me visiting my baba who is hard of hearing

she's black

>any film
>Wilhelm scream
Nope, I'm out