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Looks like some people don't get robot waifus in the future

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Alita is not a robot

Guys...I think I have a problem. I am attempting to distract myself from Alita with other movies and such, but I can't enjoy any of it as much as I used to.

It’s a spic with engorged eyes, what’s wrong with you people? It’s ugly as fuck

Why didn't Alita just jump over the rings and go up to Zalem that way? Why does she have to play motoball?

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You tried.

If she loved Hugo so much, and wanted to be together with him, why didnt she die with him?

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reminder to mass report these spam threads on as many IP addresses as you can

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because she needs to keep ido alive, then is going to earn her way up to zalem the legit way with everyone watching and stab nova TO HIS FACE.

Despite all of that why did none of them actually go to see it?

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>Are you already up user?

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don’t talk shit about my erection, you fucking cartoon robot

This is gonna sound like the fetish post, but it has been bugging me for a while. What is Alita's hair made of?
When we first see her remains in the movie, she's bald. After Ido fixes her, she has her hair back. Do they grow on their own? Are they organic?
Synthetic? Did the good doctor just slap a wig on her, so she feels better about her self-image? Are they nanomachines (son)?

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THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING. I’M IN CHARGE HERE!

>well that's scary I thought that was a tent

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i'm sure ido had a quality wig made out of his daughters hair in storage.

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I thought the lower left corner was a giant orange slice

Mamma mia.

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done

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Goddamn it's like Alita is the only movie of 2019, right in RT's face for having shitty critics!

This makes me so happy

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>my daughter is better than yours

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>Almost literally every reply says Alita
Fucking based

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This is the best kind of "fuck you" to the RT yet. I feel sorry for this one dude that voted Captain Marvel.

She was blonde

pubic hair isnt always the same color

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then the wig must be made of Chiren's pubes

to
lol

That would be some serious bush mannn

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Glorious. Fuck RT.

What's this supposed to prove other than Alita fans are obsessive? That's a "Thirsty trolls spam RT's twitter" article in the making.
also
>retards that reply with Endgame that isn't even out

The fact that Alita isn't even on the list deserves that reaction, even if people are trolling.

This, honestly. It's karma. RT is reaping what they sowed.

I LOVE YOU ALITA

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It's not on the list because they only listed movies with 80% or more rating. Now, of course the rating is bullshit but it's not like they're twisting their own rules. Not in this case, anyway.

How convienient that Captain Marvel has 79% yet it made it into the list anyway.

I thought 60% or better was fresh on RT?

My mistake, certified fresh means 75%+.

>Alita fans are obsessive thirsty trolls
>Most of the replies are just people saying things along the lines of "I enjoyed Alita"
I think they'd struggle to twist the story like that.

>implying they wouldn't cherry pick to make the story work

This is RT we're talking about, they have such a fucked up moral compass, it's amazing they can even find the parking lot.

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Something, something alt-right, trolls, sexists, AlitaChallenge being used as a tool against Marvel - the facts won't stop them.

I actually considered making a twitter account just to comment on that tweet.

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Yeah I considered the same thing but thought against it since signing up just to comment on that would make it seem like a troll bot. It's better that it's mostly normies.

Yeah that's largely why I didn't, that and Twitter is pointless garbage.

a cute

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> wake up sad and early, have to workout and go to work
> look at photos of Alita
> day automatically made and I can’t stop smiling
> do it for her
Thank you Alita

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Well yeah, that goes without saying.

>box office mojo still hasn't updated most of the foreign numbers since 3/10
FUCKING TELL US IT'S OVER 400m YOU SHITS.

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Although admittedly 400m is kinda an arbitrary goal marker.

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fuck me alita

Man, Tron deserved better.

Hey. What's your problem?

Except for The Mummy they all deserved better as does Alita.

Whatcha listenin to?
>youtube.com/watch?v=q5gQtyobFLg

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>Solo deserved better.
How much credibility are you trying to throw away here? What that needed was an entire rewrite, or just not touched at all.

PEACHES COME FROM A CAN,
THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN
IN A FACTORY DOWNTOWN
IF I HAD MY LITTLE WAY,
I'D EAT PEACHES EVERY DAY
SUN-SOAKIN' BULGES IN THE SHADE
youtube.com/watch?v=uV14jq2n-jg

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Solo was easily the best entry into Nu-Wars thus far. Or are you seriously going to tell me TLJ and TFA were better movies and deserved to make billions?

They didn't deserve anything either. Everything Disney has done with it was a money-grubbing travesty with an agenda.

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gay

>I can't but I'll get Zapan to do it

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reddit

Recovery: impossible.

>youtube.com/watch?v=IU0rowyzjCY

They all have brand recognition
Alita didn't have that

They also had a shit ton of marketing.

And Alita got more negative press
>lol an anime movie
>muh uncanny valley
and other retarded shit

Truly and underdog darling.

the lower slums underneath 'skycity' is suppose to be dirt poor. but look at the size of that chocolate. hell, it seems the people don't have a care. they eat, they watch rollerball, have celebs, etc.. the fuck del taco?

how to get cyborg gf

wait this isn't google

It's more accurate to an actual slum than you think

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I guess I can see that point of view if you are morally opposed to the idea of Disney made Star Wars as a concept. All I'm saying is out of all the movies Disney has made with the Star Wars name Solo was for me the most watchable and least agenda driven of any of them and that's the one that bombs. Not the dreadful force awakens, not godawful last jedi, not the snooze inducing rogue one, the one that's almost halfway to decent, that's the one that bombs.

Do I think it deserves to do better than Alita? God no, if this were a just world Alita would have hit 400m on her opening weekend. Do I think it's really deserving of the Star Wars name and legacy? No, not entirely, but out of Nu-Wars I can say without a hint of Irony that it's the one that deserved to do better than the others and the one that came the closest to actually feeling like Star Wars.

kek, saved

does this actually work?
serious answers only pls

Remember anons, if you ever feel overwhelmed outside the /comfy/ walls of your home, know that she’s waiting for you to get back and appreciates your hard work

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RT has lowered their standards for who gets counted as a professional critic now too - as long as they're from an "underrepresented" demographic.

I think about mortality every day
Being born just twelve thousand years after civilizations started is nothing, humanity could exist for millions of years, we might as well be cavemen on that scale
Anything cool; Alita, full dive VR, from there living in a fantasy world, pretty much anything will eventually be possible once technology reaches that point
But we're on the mortal side of the great divide, destined to fall into oblivion while some future proto-zoomer will take his first gene therapy retrovirus or nanomachine injection to see all the eons of time he wants to
Words cannot convey the magnitude of what we will miss out on just because evolutionary forces benefit from a refresh of the gene pool every generation

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I’m a different user, but yes, I can confirm it works

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I know that feel user.
But I find comfort in being a slight schizo and using the power of my mind into tricking myself that fictional scenarios with her are real. Creating a Tulpa and seeing her all the time.
The closest I will get to having an Alita gf rn is buying one of those realistic love dolls, and downloading an AI texting and voice app.
Your waifu isn’t 100% out of reach user. And for all we know, reincarnation is real, or we move into an alternate universe after death.
Regardless of everything, I’m happy I got to know this fictional character, and I will always love her.

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I wonder how it's doing in Japan
Usually the legs there are in the 10-25% opening weekend to total range

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Thats a nice image

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89% foreign what are chinks even smoking

I'm 29 and already ready to die, can't even imagine how tedious it would be to live forever.
Life's such a meme.

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>The closest I will get to having an Alita gf rn is buying one of those realistic love dolls, and downloading an AI texting and voice app.

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WOW addicts
Now they got healed by Alita

Hey it’s between that or dying alone

It's a meme because there's no potential in this shit era
We've got nothing to look forward to besides decay
Imagine if birthdays were actually the proud and fond lookbacks we pretend they are and not existential dread for anyone past 25
Even the way you think is something that will be tamed
youtu.be/n__42UNIhvU

I feel your pain. 28, have the same attitude.

Go back to /r9k/ you waste of human flesh.

Fuck, I'm 33. I should be dying right now.

/r9k/ is gay
I enjoy social interaction and even doing normie shit but behind the scenes I’m far too deep in that waifu laifu

>Alita on track to do exactly like Tron Legacy and The Mummy
I'm going to go to the theater and buy 10 fucking tickets if I have to, this fucking sucks.

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Just become Chinese gweilo
youtube.com/watch?v=9DMf-ffJokA

Baka if you ever thought otherwise tbqh

Sort your life out incel.

Nah

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Rude.

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I’m 20 and ready to die, but then I think about how if I were to kill myself, I’d miss out on future movies like Alita, so that keeps me going
Stay strong user

>that thumbnail

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>I’m 20 and ready to die
You THINK you are ready
You are still on easy mode

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I like how there is never going to be a “sequel announced” edition

They’re spics. Also autistic.

Kek the only thing that feels stronger than my death wish are my waifus and tricking normies into thinking I’m one of them

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I just live through spite and curiosity
I need to see how this movie ends

There is nothing rude about telling a loser to sort their life out.

This thread went to a dark place. Let Alita heal you.

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Just got back from 8th viewing, and just noticed that the chocolate has the same symbol as the factory, and so does Ido's medical shirt in the flashback scene. Why would chocolate be made in the image of the government, (factory), and why would Ido have that symbol on his uniform? Does this imply his clinic was government funded?

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comfy

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MY COCK IN ALITAS BUM LADS

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I think the factory(government) stamps that on everything. Basically it's just a design motif for the factory like fingerprint magnet glossy transparent plastic is for apple.

She challenges the natural order of things

I like to compare it to EoT, which was a summer movie with Tom Cruise and slightly bigger budget. It was also liked by critics and fans. Alita managed to do more:
boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=allyouneediskill.htm
(and that movie is getting a sequel)
Anything that isn't capeshit has a hard time these days. You got things like Suicide Squad, that nobody liked, still it makes 750 million because it's the next capeshit you have to see.
Some movies take longer to build a fanbase and it looks like it's going to be the case with Alita, which is fine. Not everyone likes the film, but people who do, really really love it. So I think it will live on long after it leaves the theaters. It wouldn't be a first time for Cameron, The Terminator sort of went under the radar when it came out in theaters (still made a lot money because it only cost 6 million to make). It's went it came out in videos that people slowly started to realize the thing was great and it became iconic.

Alita and the chocolate factory

What if you became the Alita?

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me?

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Even Satan cares about Alita

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Like plop my brain into Alita's core? Which body do I get?

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Only one movie can finally kill capeshit

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Is this mostly /alita/ or twitter is an Alita central too?

Is this a teaser for the Barjack arc?

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Almost everyone who's seen it loves it

it's possible user

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The internet is home to obsessive fanboys.

Alita is beloved by obsessive fanboys the world over.

I took that more as people trolling RT for their shilling of Captain Marvel. Not that Alita doesn't deserve this much praise. It's a legitimately comfy movie.

Yes I am aware of that, user score is high on every website, but so many people spamming Alita, seems strange.

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its beautiful user

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Dubs of truth
Time to spread some love and heal
Any struggle in life I push through for her

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God i wish that were me

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You think we're bad, you should see the shit the Chinese chapter of the alita fanbase is doing. Those fuckers successfully organized a group that got IMAX3D showings back into cinemas.

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absolutely based

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>get the fuck out user

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>I can jump on top of you right now user

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we do not deserve such Alitabros

I don't think that's how brains work Alita

Just started reading the manga for the first time and damn, the movie really just lifts stuff right from the pages.
Why doesn't Hollywood do this more often?

whats wrong with her faaace?

Is this how religions start?

Those are normies, they don't troll they just like the movie. There actually is THAT many people that liked Alita.

I like the angry face before she starts shooting

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Transhumanism > Jedi

Yes

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Why do you think user?

Because the chart says...

Whoever made this, it's supposed to be "republicS" - plural, please fix

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Didn't you see Sin City?

That's literally the Rodriguez trademark.

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I'm not the same person, but I have nothing particularly against Solo - I just would have liked to see what the original creators would have done with it. And I prefer Rogue One to Solo - it felt like a solid war movie set in the Star Wars universe. I especially liked the politics and infighting of the Rebel Alliance that we got to see.

I saw it but never picked up a Sin City comic so I had no idea.

ALITABROS! JAMES WOODS IS ONE OF US!

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Watch the OVA to fully appreciate the movie version of Chiren.

This is so great. I have a favorite meme now.

We have known that for that since we reached the #99 /abag/ I believe.

I wish this were the case, but don't pretend that more ppl saw Alita than CM. I think a greater percentage who saw Alita liked it, but given the lopsided audience sizes, the 30% of the CM audience who are Drones probably still outnumbers Alita fanboys

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When we get blurays I hope someone makes all the comparisons

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WTF I love Rodriguez now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME HUGO

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Based chinamen, proving again that they are superior.

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Top lad

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I wonder about that though. Because according to vector there's only one way ppl get sent up to Zalem.

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E-Etto... G-Gari-chan

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SHOOK

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fucking bullshit. i've been to trinidad tobago, south africa, venezuela, and colombia. what was depicted in alita was high living compared to what i've seen/experienced in those countries.

I made that, no it's not, I checked online to make sure. Even Weta Workshop calls it Republic, single.

>Alita not on the RT list
Oh wow how unexpected of them...

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Fuck the haters! We’re going to go bigger with the eyes.

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first time entering an Alita general, have a big question for you friends
how come Alita is so pretty?

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Then mention their methodology, it lists any movie over a 75% RT that has 40 or more reviews at the time the article was published in order of highest percentage weighed by number of critics.

Alita has a 60% and as such doesn't qualify.

>VEEEEKTOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!

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I don't remember that shot, when is this?

as much as i hater her character in maze runner, i think i would've preferred no cgi and used her natural face.

why is her nose so flat

She’s a cyborg - only her brain is human. But she’s also from Mars. Zalem has an eugenics program where Alita was rejected. Makes uou think.

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Perfect facial structure, big soulful, clean pretty black hair, it's a lot of things.

I keep reposting it, but this is my favorite image of her in the art book. Such perfect beauty.

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Saikano > Shitlita

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“I don’t want blood on these hands too.” The scene where they look for the bount on Grewishka and Alita wants to become a bounty hunter.

I just want AlitaGF god fucking damnit it's so fucking unfair, god please, please

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Where can I find frames like this guy to place my posters?

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nope.
also
Chobits>Saikano

Maybe they have made a mistake then, I have seen the movie 8 times and I guarantee it's said as "republics", and there is only one scene where that happens.

I also have the DVD rip - it's at 48:23 and its clearly "united republics of mars".

The only other possibility is that they made a mistake in the shooting of the film, but I find that less likely.

Maybe mangafags can chime in.

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No, but it has some very similar themes - the main characters are both weapons of mass destruction. The Saikano anime is arguably better than the Alita OVA though - it’s been too long since I watched them.

What is this a reference to?

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>Born: July 16, 1985
I don't get it, I was told women age like shit and men are a fine wine? Why do men seem to recede by their 30's?

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>Chobits
chobits is trash, worse than rozen maiden and that's considered a feat because rozen maiden is utter garbage

Could be a Gunga and Gungans situation like from The Phantom Menace. But everywhere I see online, it's just Republic. She might have just said it wrong in that one scene.

Here, I uploaded it for your benefit
drive.google.com/file/d/1JjBjU4SNyFFnW8lGNq3yOzdgQPZaESrN/view?usp=sharing


Also I meant camcorder, not dvdrip

The post that I replied to

Rozen Maiden is culturally important desu

YAMETE user-KUN

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Who is she leaning on?

>Let's ask audiences which movie they liked best in 2019 so far
>Let's only list movies that got good critic scores rather than good audience scores

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your opinion is shit

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oh right, the thing that fooled me is I though they were inside the house because of the color of the background

Idk how these things are usually resolved, I would say it doesn't matter how it's written online, anything referencing the movie should go by whatever it is said in the movie, and anything referencing manga should go by whatever is in the manga

So if in the movie it is said as "republics" and a photo is from a movie scene, probably that's what should be used

If a photo is of the manga, it should be however it is there.

I have no idea about whether its actually the same or not in the manga though honestly

What other 3rd parties write it as is probably not relevant as they are not primary sources in any way

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oh crap

>when she looks at your dick

Alita all I want
youtube.com/watch?v=mwXWF3vLvlQ

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>Alita fans are obsessive
you say that like it's a bad thing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
I''M GOING TO BE ALL OLD AND SHIT BY THE TIME THIS STARTS IRL HURRY THE FUCK UP NERDS

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Nope, here you have it, right from the art book. United Republic Of Mars. She must've said it wrong in the movie or slurred her speech.

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Friendly reminder that Rosa Salazar had a topless scene in Night Owls (2015).

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If she can bite into that much chocolate, imagine what she could do with a black cock.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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Since Ido's literary purpose has been achieved, do you think they'd actually kill him off in the sequel? For budget reasons alone I can't imagine Christoph Waltz is cheap. I'd much rather they move Ido into the background than just kill him off

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What did she mean by this?

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I don't get it

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Hugo’s dream is Tron 3

No way they'd kill him. That's the thing, they made Ido way more sympathetic in the film and strengthened his relationship with Alita in the film ten fold. She ignores him in the manga after Hugo's death, but in the film, just the scene previously, she called him father. At most, they would have him fucking around in the background doing random shit, but tarnishing that bond for no reason other than staying accurate wouldn't make sense.

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God, i wish i was the pink shirted one.

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kek

Goddamn it why did this make me laugh.

Checked.
Republics makes more sense.
A single republic would not not need to mention that it is united.
Have some URM body videos, friendo.

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>they made Ido way more sympathetic in the film
he was planning to decapitate his daughter and stuff her in a sexless doll body.

what exactly is your plan?

>The shell is re-configuring to give her a tight teen pussy and smol body
>I've never seen anything like it...

The artbook contradicts the movie in all sorts of ways, and is not a good source of info

At the end of the day, are you making memes about the movie or the artbook?

t. 300lb heart

>we see when alita first gets out of bed that the doll body has barbie "genitals" - nothing down there
>ido says herself his daughter was looking forward to waking up in a body with functional legs

???

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>She was really looking forward to waking up with legs that could run.
I know you're memeing, but Ido was a Chad dad.

Checked.

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Try reading again, very carefully.

imagine Alita making that facehate fucking you

Makes sense

They don't call it the United Soviet Socialist Republic

They don't call it the United State of America

etc

If political entities (such as republics) are united, it makes sense there are many of them, otherwise it sounds stupid

When were they going to have the conversation about how she needs a vagina? Was he going to build and design it or was there a pussy shop somewhere in the city? She was clearly a teenager so its not like she never masturbated before.

Not sure if this helps but for anons who were unable to find Alita showings.
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That mix of confusion, disgust and regret

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she is just shitposting

THANKS user!!!!!!!!!!!

I really like this artwork.

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Alright fine, here you go.

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I'm glad it helps.

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It's pretty damn cool

reminder: the artbook shows salem completed and attached to the ground, without a wall. Then shows it has a wall after the fall.

The movie establishes that nova is the head of the dragon, is in salem, and controls every system salem is shown to have.

Thus: Nova is going to be trump. Will build wall, and a war will start, and the martians will be antifa.

ctrl+S silly newfag

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Do people actually hate movie hugo? Is he better in the manga?

You fucked it up again newb.

That wall is in Iron City, who cares if a shithole has a wall, the real wall is between Salem and Iron City.

He wasn't around for as much in the manga.

Ah, the NTR flirting scene
Truly the scene for intellectuals

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Women can't shitpost.

He is better in the Manga but mostly because his actions don't seem so erratic when you have scene like this to flesh out things. Apparently they filmed this scene but cut it for time. In the Manga Hugo doesn't come into it until after the Bar scene. The OVA and the Movie introduce him sooner.

I wouldn't say he's likable in any of the three versions, but he is more relatable in the Manga/OVA.

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Truly a universal act. Even Kishiro couldn't help himself.

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I like him more

started sketching an alita, what do you guys think?

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too tall, alita is short

Looks good desu maybe a bit shorter but face is on point

The post I made told you how to do it what more do you want

got it, thanks for the feedback

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looking forward to heckin cute drawing

Fuck yes JW loves Alita. It made me happy to see that when he posted it.

so Alita is literally Hugo girl

looking forward to see it done

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Thanks user, my autism can finally rest easy

the head should be bigger

Thoughts?

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I made that webm, and am the one who posted it to /wsg/.
I am not namefagging today, because the Peaches spoofers seem to have lost interest.
I am always near, though.

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every
single
time

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god I love Alita so much.

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this bitch teenage years were shit and never got that pure first love

This is the scene they needed to somehow cram into the movie if they wanted us to care about Hugo's death even a little.

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y-yeah haha imagine never going through that haha

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At my 11th showing of Alita, happy it's still in 3D. I wonder when they'll drop it, if it's this weekend or next. Only one other user in the theater, he looks like he posts here.

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With all the other hand symbolism and imagery in the movie, I really don't get why they didn't include this of all things.

>orange chocolate
Tasty

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>chocolate WITH orange
u wot

come here you
it's never too late to find true love, just keep your heart open

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1) No time
2) Selling biological parts on the street doesn't really fit the movie version of Iron City
3) Cutting off your own hand to replace it with one of someone dear to you might confuse too many people
4) Hugo didn't exactly need a backstory in the movie, his arc is complete as it it

Have fun Peaches and other possibly user, they are still showing Alita till next weeks thursday where i am so i got plenty of time to see it again.

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youtu.be/-uFeJOiKVWc

I'll keep my heart open to the singularity happening but that's about it

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RENT FREE

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t.

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Ok, tried to make her a little shorter and increased the head size. Gonna go in and do the details later.

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At least you like based Attenborough even if you seem to have SA sense of humor

Much better
Though perhaps we could reach levels of even further smolness to see what happens

Ill draw a more cute one later.

I watched 6 times already
I can't go again although I want to because it's expensive and I don't know how I will explain watching Alita 6 times if someone sees my movie diary

>Not everyone likes the film, but people who do, really really love it.
The main problem is getting people in the door. In the beginning the audience was mostly 20-something groups of friends and a few kids, but now I'm seeing actual baby-boomers and OAP show up for screenings. My local theater is even adding screenings - probably because the box office take per screen is really high on this movie like for Aquaman and Bohemian Rhapsody.

>I don't know how I will explain watching Alita 6 times if someone sees my movie diary
Fuck the haters, the movie speaks to us and is as archetypal as anything made in the last decade. If you can't afford it, don't go. But don't feel like it's wrong to see a movie that many times.

Take a break for a week, and focus on other things. Alita will be back when you return.

Also just think about where exactly would you shove this 20 minute interlude about hugo into the movie? In the Manga this cames after Hugo is a wanted man and Alita finds him before anyone else does.

And sure it gives context to why he's so broken up about losing his body because with it he lost his only memento of his brother along with his body and it'd make it clearer why Hugo is so driven to get to Zalem. But none of that is really necessary to the core story about Alita and chances are that scene would be way too slow and you'd lose like half the audience if you tried to force it in.

Ideally you'd work in it into the story in another way, or find some other path to making the audience care about hugo.

Most of us do, user.

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link?

Only twice for me, I don't have a lot of opportunities to see a movie in theaters given my work situation. I feel bad about it because I did enjoy the movie a lot but I also don't want to burn myself out on the movie either.

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