>3 hours, 50 minutes
>average rating 8.35
Do I dare?
An Elephant Sitting Still
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the elephant moves about 2 hours in
I watched it for like an hour. A bunch of chinks walk around the city block and complain about being poor.
Sounds boring as fuck. The elephant should at least walk around or something.
> ce film resetera
>chinese film
hard pass
>not capekino
no deal
Do I get an intermission after that? Is it spooky when it happens? When spooky things happen in movies I like to bounce my popcorn bucket upward so it goes everywhere, but sometimes I don't because I'd have to leave to get a refill.
I'll check with Robert, but there may still be quips.
I would not recommend this to anyone here
because you're all fucking stupid as fuck lmao turboplebs the lot of you
>6 hours, 6 minutes
>Average rating 8.5
Should I? I could just download the srt file and read that through to get the gist of the film, don't feel like watching 6 hours straight.
will i like this if i liked rebels of the neon god
Only if it has an extra six seconds in there.
More like an elephant shitting still haha amirite
Its good
Its a great film OP, one of the best released last year. Yea Forums is shit
>"I-I'm not like you all, I swear!"
extremely boring
if you have this much free time to waste on pointless reddit shit like this you are probably a NEET
>un certain regard
lmaaaaaaaaao
die
It's pretty fucking good. You can watch it as a two hour movies.
Also one of the main characters is literally a I'M SO LONELY AND HORNY
>drains 8h of some netflix show in a sitting
>"eh, this movie is too long, can't make it."
It's not particularly good. Tries too hard to be something like Tarr or Tsai Ming Liang but it's too verbose and it's just long for the sake of being long, and morose for the sake of being morose. Feels like a simulation more than a real thing, even when it's obvious that the director was sincere in his intentions. It's kind of worth a watch, but if you are not familiar with the whole slow cinema / miserability thing there are better things to watch first.
>Tries too hard to be something like Tarr or Tsai Ming Liang but it's too verbose and it's just long for the sake of being long, and morose for the sake of being morose. Feels like a simulation more than a real thing, even when it's obvious that the director was sincere in his intentions.
Good fucking lord.
Think about where you are bud.
This is not reddit.
Please never post something like this again lmao.
k.
I fucking hate """artists""" putting together incoherent edgy shit t in the name of """art""". Literally what fucking context could justify a scenario portrayed in that piece of """art"""?
Planet of the apes?
The poster and title are pretentious af. Not worth the marathon.
You people deserve the hell of capeshit and trannyshows you allowed. Plebs the lot of you. This board at least had some taste in movies when half the posts were waifu posts.
>screwball poster
>Frenchie accolades on poster
>odd name
lol pretentious bilge
Where should i start with Tsai Ming Liang?
It's very good.
Is it any good or not? And I mean legit good not 'it's so boring Ill pretend it good so people think I'm fkn superior' good
this is reddit though?
You don't know when a movie is good?
No I haven't watched it that's why I'm asking you stupid fuck
The poster and name are very misleading, there's no elephant in the movie
where is the fucking torrent
lmao, you're one angry little retard
>7 hours, 40 minutes
>average rating 8.5
should I?
Rebels Of The Neon God. Go forward chronologically if you're really interested in him. If you just want some samples Rebels - Hole Dragon Inn - Stray Dogs
but there is one at the end spoiler warning
Really great movie. Not that hard btw lots of characters and stories and it's divided in episodes.
wait for the 4K restoration, it should come out later this year
fucking nice
The 29 year old director Hu Bo literally killed himself so that this film would see the light of day as he intended. It’s his feature film directorial debut and his swan song.
Alright, thanks.
Hope you enjoy them!
Doesn't compare to Endgame.
Let's talk about some Asian kino.
Id recomend this
Does this have a 1.30 hr cut?
Just fast forward it bro
>59 minute tracking shot
what on Earth for? Is it shot in an apartment?
I had in mind to play it at 2.5x speed. It's subbed anyway. But was hoping it had a shorter cut
un film de tour de force
>59 minute tracking shot
Sounds fucking pretentious and gay
Tracking shots are a meme but the movie is legit good
worked as a ticket scanner for this at TIFF, had like 75% walkouts and the theatre was only a third full at the beginning of the screening
I'll take your word for it. I hope it's not boring like Burning was.
>normies paid money to watch a 4 hour artsy shitfest
>normies couldn't identify artsy schlock from one look at the poster
CHINKED.
If you found Burning boring, you'll probably find this one too. Avoid it then.
just watch rebels of the neon god, stray dogs is painful to watch
At least this one has some good sights, I'll watch it for the tracking shot.
You could've just said "It's shit and gay".
It sure is beautiful to watch.
I'm afraid I don't indulge in jejune memespeak
how disrespectful to the director's memory, you should have shamed the people leaving early
Sounds shit
Like it's okay if you're bi or whatever, it's your life, but do these people really feel the need to fucking announce it like that?
fuck off newfag
Your elaborate comment on the film is a welcome change of tone in this environment. Also I agree with you. There is better social realism out there. Better acted and with better photography.
>killed himself so that this film would see the light of day
like the Infinite Jest guy. That book was too long too.
large parts of it are just pseudo morality nonsense
would not recommend
It's a good foreign film, not the best of 2018 but still worth checking out. There is not a single elephant seen on-screen the entire run time.
It's a reference to On the Silver Globe you plenbe
>be nap
>be nice
well...
>a film by begone
What’s with the triple quotes? Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s not art.
uninstall your life
Fuck off reddit
will never get to watch this at in kinoplex in 3d, feels bad
>On the Silver Globe
Pretentious polack shit.
>Asians
You can skip it