Spoony's finally doing it lads, he's making the movie, I don't know about the car crash plot though

>waaahhh donate to my patreon you ungrateful fucks

In the video you can hear the officer say hes going to be fined after he lies about running the red light.

Nah, he's still on Twitter talking about rasslin' and comic books and DRUMPF.

Who is this guy, he doesn't look so good

Is this really him?

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Wait, Spoony wrecked his mom's car or the other guy's mom's car?

I was listening to the FFXIII commentary the other day, and he talks about how he almost immediately wanted to jump into FFXIII-2. Poor guy.

listen to the video at the end. He wrecked his mom's car

It's really him. He's going to court over this next month.

I love how Latza is the only one that put in the effort to make himself look like he's flying.

yeah his full name is spoken out loud and his voice is clearly him

Man, I suffer from bipolar but I keep it in check by constant reading and working out.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

All he had to do was make new Counter Monkeys.

Kinda feel bad for him actually. Being in a car crash can shake you up real bad, especially if you caused it.

is it Year of the Spoony?

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Anyone have an exact date and time on this?

He does sound pretty out of it when he's talking about finding his glasses.

I've put about a hundred hours into both combined, finished XIII-2 , 100% and DLC.

Stay bitter and mad.

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Eh. If I'm not terribly mistaken, it's just traffic court. Assuming he shows up, if the cop doesn't show up, he'll get out of his ticket for a red light. Otherwise, he's out like $500 max.

Is OP image a shop?

but he wrecked mommy's car

He says "that's my one car" not "that's my mom's car."

This timeline sucks

This is what gave Trebek his cancer

fair enough, sounded like "mom" but he mumbles it.

XIII-2 has the best soundtrack of the entire series.
I don't give a fuck and I will always stand by that.

Yeah, I know how it feels to be at fault.
When I was young and dumb I used to ride rebel on my motorcycle... Ended up crashing into the back of a van and destroying their bumper.
I was $1100 out of pocket, court fees, and had reckless and inattentive driving put on my record along with the no insurance misdemeanor.

On the bright side, these things pass with time and you simple live through it.
I'm sure Spoony will be fine.

Internet fame really did a number on this guy huh? If he was born a few decades earlier he'll probably be your typical minimum wage worker, but at least he won't be as fucked as he is

I never wrecked my car. Instead some drunk asshole ran into my car while I was sleeping in it in a Waffle House parking lot.

You theoretically could've saved him

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He really missed an opportunity to review FFIX what with the re-releases on Switch. I know he hates Zidane's design but shit content is content.

Spoony doesn't make content.

>Noah, can't you do better than working with this Doug Walker clown? Have you even talked to some of the weirdos he surrounds himself with? Just think it over, that's all I'm saying.

I remember in one of his later Counter Monkeys he said he sat down and filmed an entire episode for over an hour about comedy RPGs, then refused to upload it because he thought it wasn't good enough. I just can't imagine being so anal about a series where you sit in front of a camera and call upon your thirty years of RPG experience. Just imagine how many more vids he's recorded that he just got rid of because he's perfectionist as fuck about something so simple.

So he thought the winning move was rather than upload (what he perceived as) poor quality content, just don't upload anything.

>Instead some drunk asshole ran into my car while I was sleeping in it in a Waffle House parking lot.
>sleeping in it in a Waffle House parking lot.
Be honest. You were drunk, too.

It was one of the last games he streamed and it was boring as hell. I don't know if this guy is even capable of making watchable content anymore.

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He probably lied about that considering every Counter Monkey was just him rambling and fumbling through books and failing to find shit. Hell there's that one where it's him doing an "april fools" joke, and all it is is him being RANDOM XD. I doubt there's a lot of actual unused footage, but any unused footage would be absolute garbage. He's no fucking jontron, who actually does care about the quality of his videos for the most part. Fuck him.

I had some dumb asshole on a motorcycle run into the back of my van once, tore the bumper all up.

What the fuck is the video

At least when he was a part of Channel Awesome, he actually made video. I think they kind of kept him in check and kept him motivated. If I remember, CA actually had rules stating you had to post so often to stay on the site.

>thirty years of RPG experience
Yea he obviously lied about that. I think he even said somewhere at some point that he had already told all his stories from playing, and to make more episodes he would have to just make things up. He really doesn't have that many friends and he probably played pretty intermittently.

That's hard to believe, given how counter monkey degraded, which is strange for videos solely consisting of a mental case talking in front of a camera.
What could this fucker possibly be doing all day? He's done nothing for 2 years, and he wasn't doing much before that, either. How does he survive? Is he a mooch? He still gets $469 on his patreon. He's getting paid to do literally nothing, and before that he was getting paid to do nothing except stream about a couple dozen times in a few years.
Spoony is a mystery. It feels like he still has something kicking in him, like there's some activity, but in reality, the last 5 years, he's done little.

>literal tabloid shit except it's about nobodies instead of Kardashians
I hope you all know you're literally LCD bottom feeding scum.

To be fair, there's not that many stories to tell about playing D&D. 90% of the time, it's dull as fuck.

Hi Spoony

Not to mention he peaked HARD with Thieves World. That's easily the best Counter Monkey and it's a two-parter at that.

Yeah, that was easily his best story. He probably should have wrapped the series up with a book for the fans, but that would have required effort.

Is this the greatest comeback of our generation?

did the cop breathalyze him?
is that why spoony is so nervous? he thinks he's about to be charged with a DUI but they forgot to test him?

Because he was just in a wreck that was his fault.

>I love to eat shit
>watch me eat this plate of shit!
>ahahha umad?

He's played a lot more games than D&D, though. The thing is, his fans aren't picky. If he makes a vid talking about them, people will watch. I remember he made one vid on a game called 'Spycraft', which he implied he played quite a bit, but the vid in question is only 7 minutes long. The story doesn't have to be absolutely incredible for me to wanna hear about it, purely because there are lots of games I haven't played that he appears to have more experience with.

>"Did you actually SEE the dashcam?"

Why... why the fuck would you even fight this? Is lying about running the red light really the hill anyone should want to die on? You're only going to piss off the cop even more because now you're being a lying shitbag.

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>I've put about a hundred hours into both combined, finished XIII-2 , 100% and DLC.

You sure showed me

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Looks like he's going to start a massacre

Why do the fat retards in America take so long to get out of the way for emergency vehicles?

>DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE

The DMSO squirt gun story was neat. The Vampire the Masquerade suicide bomb story made him sound like a psycho though

Inb4 Spoony says an orange colored Christmas tree ran out in front of his car causing the collision.

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They want the scene preserved so its easier to claim insurance/sue.

Kek

I want a Spoony movie, one telling of his breakdown, Oreo wouldn't be real, either have it appear as an evil conscience which tells Noah to make things worse for himself, or being an actual second personality which Noah has tried to keep at bay.

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>The Vampire the Masquerade suicide bomb story made him sound like a psycho though
He's just a dick. They told him "hey, it's not a good idea to make that character because it doesn't mesh well with the story we're doing" and instead of heeding the advice and playing along with the rest of the game, he demanded special treatment, and when he didn't get it, tried to ruin the fun for everyone else. It's like that with his Star Wars game story, too: they're doing a Jedi game and he has to be that one special snowflake who isn't a fucking Jedi. It's fine to do something different, but purposefully being a contrarian all the time is just annoying as fuck. Honestly, he's probably a real pain to play with, especially considering shit like this: youtube.com/watch?v=GJb7ed3ueLk (keep in mind, he wasn't even PLAYING in that game, he just waded into their stream to bitch at them and cause a fight)

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what's his endgame?

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LINKARA PLS NO

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Linkara doesn't fap to scat. He's into dead muppet gangbangs. Nice quads tho

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Fuck off, based Emma is the only thing keeping him alive.

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well i guess you can't write spoony without 'poo'

I wonder if he will finally kill himself.
Then everybody can pretend to like him and how big of a loss this is despite the last 6 or so years and cry on camera.

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>my ONE car
Why would you have two or more cars? One car per person should be enough.

timestamp not watching it all

he's too much of a narcissist to kill himself

That was written almost two years ago, he'll be a trainwreck for a while then one fine day we'll hear news about him dying Terry Davis style.

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it keeps happening

LOOK WHAT YOU DID

well this thread has gone to shit

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Why is poo being spammed

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Spoony doesn't like us talking about him so he's dumping his porn collection

>cops say they have witnesses and dashcam footage proving you're a liar
>double down on the lie

Why would anyone do this?

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You can have a work car and a nice car.

unironically this

You need to go to court because of a car accident in the US?

Normally admit you are responsible, let the insurance pay and it's done.

Jannies ban this faggot

I see jannies doing the responsible thing as always and not cleaning up shit.

That is only with a fender bender. If you hurt anybody or run a red light and deny it you are in court in Europe too.

based lord janny

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man, that bitch really fucked him up huh?

they can only delete posts and request bans i think

He ran a red light while texting/twittering and seriously hurt two people. That's a crime anywhere in the world.

What's with the lasers in Latza's chest?

So this confirms Noah lurks Yea Forums and shitspams threads talking about him?

Itd be fun and funny if he accepted it and joked about how you shouldn't vlog and drive

he has been here for forever.
Boogie the fat pathetic fuck used to be a Yea Forumstard too.

you know, if only he was able to convince Lindsey to keep the kid he'd be much happier now

I wonder if the judge or prosecutor would look at his Twitter and compare the timestamps with the time of the crash.

That would definitely bump it up to criminal negligence.

No way to connect it to Trump.

>straight up lying to a cop on video
Spoony's done.

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>mfw Spoony's depressing 1,000 tweet a day habit is brought in as literal evidence in a trial
What timeline is this?

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so he was lying when he was on some stream and asked what cp meant

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His brother is a cop and will pull some strings
She has a poo in the loo kid now

I don't. You don't deserve sympathy if you caused a crash. Story time fucknuts

Recent crash I was in
>omw to work
>chilling at red light
>2 cars in front of me
>no one behind me except a sedan a good 100ft back
>suddenly
>WHAM
>thrown back into my seat
>force of blow pulls my hands off wheel and foot off brake
>crash into car ahead of me
>car ahead me hit with enough force to hit car ahead of them
>dumb 16yo bitch rear ended me
>was texting
>going 40mph in a 30mph zone
>4 cars wrecked/damaged because she wasn't paying attention.

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Love how he called the cop out about the dash cam.
Never surrender.

>"Just sit in the back of my cop car... stay warm."
DON'T DO IT SPOONY! IT'S A TRAP!

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Thank god that cop wasn't as triggerhappy as Spoony's brother.

I always get nervous as fuck when I slow down and some asshole is right behind me.

checked

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This.

Just had to make up stories, they didn't have to be real. Doubt most were anyway.

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His brother is some nobody deputy in West Shitsplat, Arizona. He doesn't have any pull in Chicago.

lol why do e-celebs trigger autists so much?

Because they get recognition and money for doing the things they do all day every day and no one gives a shit.

>this thread

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>his fans aren't picky
This is honeslty the thing that makes his failure baffling. He has one of the most loyal fanbases out there (or at least he used to). He didn't have to produce edited reviews to stay afloat, all he had to do was make SOMETHING. Personally the only videos of his that I didn't watch were his wrestling ones and his streams. I didn't know shit about TTRPGs, but I still watched Counter Monkey because even with him rambling and going on tangents all the time it was still entertaining to watch.

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNY

>didn't really watch Spoony so I can't trigger the shitposter by having in depth conversations ITT despite his image dump

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I've never watched one of the old spoony videos, but it's fun to see the trainwreck happen.

Watch his Ultima retrospective, you might like him.

I really liked his Counter Monkey videos

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They're comfy as fuck

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YO CHICKEN NUGGIES?!?

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YO BBC?!?

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y so mad spoonster

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>I always get nervous as fuck when I slow down and some asshole is right behind me.
>do about 100kmh on a highway with a 100kmh speed limit
>some fucktard is right behind me because I'm not going at 105kmh
>if something unexpected would happen, that car would drive a wheelbarrow of dicks up my ass

Why didn't Spoony just ban the red light?

That crash is an embarrassment, at this rate Noah will never catch up to his brother's killcount.

The best part about Noah's shitposting is knowing that he has a bunch of scat porn saved to his home computer. What a degenerate.

No the best part is making a new thread

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE!

The lengths the mods go to to protect an off-topic garbage thread kek

How possible is that he's being framed?

I really don't want to believe he's actually in the wrong here.

SEETHING

Look at that pic in the OP, anyone who looks like that is evil and/or wrong

Almost died because my borderline ex girlfriend decided to hit her head on the glass of the car while I was driving and had to hold her ducking head before she did harm to the car and herself, I still feel bad that I got into a car accident and she didn’t die from it

>Just one question for the defendant your honor
>Mr.Antwiler, could you please explain to the jury who Oreo is and why you felt it was necessary to to tweet 'Ruff ruff me can't wait for daddeh to get home for walkies!' while going 60 through a red light?

>spoony has a scar fetish
whoa boss, you really did need that kid, eh?

Whatever man, if you losers have time to obsess this much over one man's life, good luck and god bless. Obviously you have a lot of time on your hands and not much else. Bandwagoning on some guy you've never even met is probably the closest thing you can get to joy in your pathetic little lives.

I know, we're down one superhero thread because of this cancerous e-celeb shit.

You write like a woman.

Boogie also went to /fit/ in fat shaming threads, he is a cunt that pretends to be nice

The fall of Spoony is seriously the new American tragedy. Seriously just look at when he started out as some funny guy talking about video games, weird movies and general nerd shit and look at him for the past few years.

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>Spoony's finally doing it lads
Killing himself?

No one's bandwagoning, it's just gossiping. And god knows all Spoony fans have left is gossip, seeing as the dude hasn't made any new content in years.

you posted it last week and nobody gave a fuck, what makes you think this time will be different?

You REALLY don't get to take this stance while spamming nsfw to keep your ~board sanctity~ in check you stupid nigger
Literally the most autistic thing that can be done on this site
I haven't even watched Spoony but I don't give a fuck if some user makes a thread about him because why would I?

Why do you care about us?

>STOP HAVING A BOARD CULTURE THAT EXTENDS BEYOND THE MCU
>REEEEEEEEEEEE

They can temp ban too, while waiting for a mod to issue a real ban.

I don't get why the mods are protecting an off-topic e-celeb gossipping thread? Anyone have some insight?