China thinks Captain Marvel isn't attractive enough

>China thinks Captain Marvel isn't attractive enough

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Are they right, boys?

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Who gives a fuck?
SNEEEEED
BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
>*SHITS ALL OVER YOUR THREAD*

*cleans up the thread*
Fuck captain fungus

based chinese people

>human cockroaches think youre ugly
oof

WLL I THINK CHINA ISN'T ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH

If you're going to be a bland feminist on screen for that long you should at least be a 10/10.

Ironic how you're free to say this in China, but not allowed to say it in the US

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They're right.

I'd value their opinions if they weren't a nation full of insectoids.

EVEN A COUNTRY FULL OF NO TASTE HAVING SHIT EATING PLEBS CAN BE RIGHT ONCE IN A WHILE

ATTRACTIVENESS ISNT ALL PHYSICAL, SHE JUST EXUDES UNLIKABLE CUNT, IT TRANSCENDS LANGUAGE AND CULTURES

Who's going to stop me from saying it exactly? I don't think she's attractive enough to play Captain Marve

ok now go make a twitter with 1million followers and call her unattractive

They're right.

>moving the goal posts

We did it reddit.

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I mean she is pretty average.

>photoshopped
was it?

Tom's ass is yeah.

yeah the two pictures were joined together

China is correct

no

she's as flat as a pancake

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You always get the truth from China.

YouTube, rottentomatoes.

See faggot... censorship is real. You think it's a game cuz it's your female beta capeshit...but no they are altering criticism. It's too late.

If you think YouTube or rotten tomatoes is a good source of information you are part the problem. Also come out of the closet already with that projection lol.

>person bodyshames a woman, a hate crime against an oppressed minority
>but the person doing the oppression is also an oppressed minority

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How will the journos spin this? They can't say "chinese are all sexist bigots", that shit only works with whites only.

white people are a global minority

You need to be oppressed to be a minority, idiot. White men have always held the cards. Until that changes everyone else is a minority, I bet you think you can be racist to white people as well lmao

>China isn't afraid to say Captain Marvel isn't attractive enough
FTFY

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white men are oppressed by feminists and activists

>white men make all the rules
>white men can literally get away with murder
>white men are oppressed
I’m laughing at you

They're right.

Brie is twenty nine years old and she literally has the skin of a 40-50 year old woman.

white men always lose against women in court

>online comments have said
lol how is this any different from seething incels in america ?

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Yeah cause Harvey shitstein is totally in prison for the rapes he did
Johnnny depps doing time for assault his wife; must be hard for him
And Mel Gibson for mentally abusing his wife, probably how he got so jacked
And brick turner, can’t foeget about his sentence he’s serving for rape.
White men are truly oppressed, you’re right. Go suck daddy trumps shrivelled cock

aw sweetie, who hurt you? was it the big bad white man? come here smoochie-pie, tell us how you really feel :)

Imagine being chinese and calling others unattractive.

Kek

if i wanted to look at ugly people

i'd look in a mirror :)))))

fukken Baaaased bro sneed

SEETHING

Chinese Americans are an oppressed minority
The People's Republic of China is an oppressive enemy state

Chinks can spot a bitch who doesn't practice her ass, and they're not shy about pointing it out.

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> you need to be oppressed to be a minority
> need power to be racist

just making shit up

a small number of people always hold the cards, that's got nothing to do with the average white man.

The guy at the top might be white, but whenever I see a homeless man it's always a white man too. Kind of blows apart your whole logic doesn't it.

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this is unironically the best thing in the thread

>"even the ass did not even"
Fucking hell. Every goddam time.

They said the same thing about Boyega in The Last Jedi.

>it's okay to censor because I say so
k retard.

BASED CHINABROS, THEY WILL SAVE THE WHITE RACE

>supporting face

Is this Engrish for "head like a cinder block?"

Brie should just embrace the resting bitch face like
Aubrey, you can be cute as hell but you need to aknowledge the fact that you dont smile a lot and when you do, it's because of something significant.

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chinese are far superior compared to your ugly whitey stick women like larson

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I'm sure hundreds of millions of random joes are holding all the power against shitskins like you

shame about the face

Based Chinks once again

Your boss.

>China thinks
So, she knows what 1.3 billion people think based on a few comments she saw online? It's as if someone visited Yea Forums and said "Americans think jews control the world" in a foreign paper.

Not even defending uglyfeet btw, it's just annoying how american media always does shit like that. It's like they want to deny individuality and plurality in other countries and just portray them as a hivemind.

Kys chong.

yeah I mean if even the ugliest people on earth think you are unattractive, that's a low blow

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>chinese are an oppressed minority

there is literally 1.4 billion of them, more than all the different types of Europeans combined globally - even including Slavs and Mediterraneans

they do their best to look white

but they need a lot of surgery for that

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bros I'm confused, are chinks /based/ /ourguys/ now? because we were confident they'd reject Black Nigger but they completely let us down

>they do their best to look white

kek. I'd have to look it up but Elliot wrote this cruelly hilarious passage about how upset he got to see an Asian guy with a white girl at a party and how he "spitefully insulted the Asian"

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what about turks

150 million or thereabouts. There are a lot more subgroups of Turkic people than Chinese though.

>China
Literally who?

you technically can do it without the 1m followers, just @ (tag) certain people

Based
Jannies come here there's SOMETHING to clean

sneed's feed and seed

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Technically you don't have to be afraid of saying that she isn't attractive either, you just like being afraid of people not liking what you say.

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millions of Chinese men cant even find a girlfriend or have sex. They aren't making enough babies to sustain the population. Also they want to be weight. anyways brie is just decent, plain jane not ugly though.

Better than star wars episode 8.

I showed the movie to my mom and she responded literally:

>why is there a fat asian in this movie

I think chinese audiences were equally confused

Cripple fight!
GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

>photoshoped meme
holy shit the cope on these trannies

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FUCK ME MOMMY

Jay called her captain miscast and they mocked her for 10 fucking minutes calling her several things(not unnatractive) but certainly scathing things that you'd think they would have gotten trounced for and yet no one said a word, and they're arguably the most popular film review show right now. Its literally just the twittersphere that goes up in arms over general critique.

What I wouldn't give to pummel Brie on the head with a thin rag wrapped around big chunks of ice.

What a fish looking incel. jesus, nothing could have saved him. That face is mongrel as fuck, absolutely repulsive.

Exactly correct

In china you can talk about race and looks lime a normal person. No stigma. In fact you might say they are casual racists

this

the fattest anglo woman is still sexier than those flat faced bugmen

Kek

>t. white thot

They eat dogs so their opinion of what constitutes good is dubious

>China thinks Captain Marvel isn't attractive enough
>presents only one comment saying she looks like an old woman
>all the other comments presented either defend her or talk about other aspects of the movie
based clickbait retards

lol in reality if he didn't lust exclusively after 10/10s and talked to average girls without being a total spaz that dude could've gotten laid easily.
rich parents, not fat or ugly---ez

but that's their bias, showing a lot of support for her
if you look at douban there are plenty of comments on her looking bad

FUNGAL

I’ve pulled better looking broads than Brie Larson and I’m overweight with an above average face. The fact that an average looking woman with decent tits is the female face of the biggest movie franchise in the world is crazy. She must be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

I mean it could taste fucking excellent idk

MEANWHILE IN AMERICA

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>you will never get a teen pussy kebab from Iyad "Top Lad" Albattkhi

>marve-
damn, the mouse got to you before you could finish your sentence

I thought China was a country, not a twitter account with 1mil followers.

That's England tho

WHOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH
fucking newnigger whorecunts

have you ever eaten dogs though?

I'm humbled that you believe my mere presence is enough to oppress you you poor little victim, but a big dose of reality might do wonders for your self image.

Based chinks

stop posting reddit memes kthx

Shuttu uppu whitu piggu

That's Britain you retard.

Literal roastie.

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Name?

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Considering that Brie is flat as a table and not even facially attractive, yeah they're right

kill chinks

>isn't attractive enough
Cpt Queeftus Fishole

Lego face and stick body

Save us from SJW ma chink overlord!!!

Chinese are based.

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As a virtue signaller with over 100 followers on Twitter I think Captain Marvel is absolutely beautiful and probably get too and that's a good thing.

kek

>But there was one thing almost everyone agreed on: The cat stole the show. This is the most liked comment on Douban:
>“You know that feeling when you left the theater at 2:30 am after watching Captain Marvel, and you bumped into an orange cat in the corridor?”

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and then he ate the cat?

of course he ate the cat, hes chinese, not a monster.

>“but the main character in a superhero movie shouldn’t be a ‘da ma’” -- a derogatory term for middle-aged housewives.

Captain da ma-rvel

>Captain Marve-

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jessicababyfat on insta

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Thanks bro. Time to fap.

>star wars shoehorns an asian into a movie to apeal to chinks
>they make her a fat coalburner
What did (((disney))) meant by it?

And she's not even Chinese. I get that we can't tell them apart, but you'd have to assume the Chinese could.

I'm really starting to love China.

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>practically starts with "who hurt you"
kek

this sounds familiar

CLAZY WOMEN AFTER 25 IS RIKE CHLISTMAS CAKE

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Fucking lel

And thats why I only date Black men. Chinks are not human.

Fucking slant eyes and their anti progressive nature

I don't get it
What about kaliningrad?
Does this only make sense to americans?

China is the most based country on the planet. Unabashedly racist and sexist. Do they call the Jew out too?

The people in china are oppressed by an oppressive regime. Checkmate nigger

and theyre right
we're too scared of our own to say the same

>millions of Chinese men cant even find a girlfriend or have sex

/ourguys/

Is she ugly? No. However, superheroes have to be better-than-average looking. That's why all the male superheroes are either handsome or buff as fuck.

Brie looks like a stereotypical middle-aged woman. Not very superhero-y.

She is not ugly. It just so happens that there are cosplayers who look better than the one Disney hired.

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if they can do that with an asian imagine the improvements possible on brie...

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Fucking adult crybabies.

>waiting for brie comment 'I don't care what a bunch of chinese people think about my movie'

based. unironically

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She has revolting fungus toes. What type of actress let herself go like that and doens't even think to hide it in public? Just imagine how disgusting her personal grooming must be.

Wow, huge difference, I felt actual attraction in the second pic.

"cum" home lite man

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There's no problem here. Left panel is degrading your genes, right is improving them.

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This thread is pretty ironic considering the movie made bank in China

Yes that is a good thing
The time for hiding is over, we no longer have to change our names

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Roastie toastie

The Mouse got him

China needs to just accept that most white people are fucking ugly already.

SEETHING pajeet

Too late they've formed a culture of thinking white = successful

We accept that, but we should put our most beautiful people in movies. China is filled with butt-ugly chinks, but they still put their best in movies.

>chinks rarely shower
>thicc and sweaty
Imagine the smell. Imagine all that pheromones awakening your primal urge to breed.

This. Dude’s a whiny faggot with mental illness

Pajeets literally think all white women are hot even the ugly ones.

>be menopausal white grandma
>make eye-contact with pajeet
>he rapes you
Just Pajeet things

Gotta envy the chinks' honesty. Though I agree, I wouldn't be able to say this out loud. It wouldn't be correct. But they just don't care.

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That’s the problem she’s in her twenties and loooks older than cap even

Fuck. I thought she was like 32.

>Photoshopped

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA

She's 30. If she's to lead the Avengers for a decade, she'll hit the wall midway and the franchise is dead.

You'd think they would have fucking learned from the first group

umm

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I read that as:
>Chinks think Captain Marvel isn't attractive enough
And for a second I thought feminist propaganda had finally reached a new level involving out right racism on top of their already prejudice towards white/men.

>thinks hallucinations are a mark against [TRIBE B] and not himself
bruh

>all that unused space
someone failed their graphical design course

Woah, China seems to have a lot of feefees for shit they fucking pay to see.every.single.time.

Sounds familiar...

>misreading something is a hallucination
>pretending you know my gender
>my misread is based off an assumption from her awkward ramblings about race
>sees someone go on tirades about something specific is a hallucination

Captain Marvel should have been played by Katheryn Winnick or even Kate Beckinsale. Now those are women with strong screen presence and attitude. Hilary Swank could have easily pulled the role off too but capeshit is beneath her.

>supporting face

Damn. China sure loves white people, huh.

an instant classic

>Captain Marv
I'd watch that Marvel movie.

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youtube.com/watch?v=DE02Ndlf6gs
>china
>same country that did link related
>wanting more attractive women
que

Imagine how much it would have beat Alita if they found her hot

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>Harvey Kikestein
>White Men
literally laughing at you.

Sounds crazy

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>becomes a literal roastie
Roasties fucking BTFO

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>Larson is only 29 years old
>She looks like she's 35 or older
Jesus Christ, she aged like milk. Katheryn Winnick looks more youthful, and she's in her 40s.

>mentally abusing
I hate this meme.

>in her 20’s
Kek holy fuck white women age like shit. I legit thought she was in her early 30’s. No wonder she’s such a raging cunt.

>photoshopped

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