Yea Forums? My goodness, you've grown.
Yea Forums? My goodness, you've grown
Ian Young
Matthew Bennett
i am so horny all of the time
Cooper Torres
for you
Nicholas Bennett
>unzips pants
Blake Perry
yes, but only in my pants
Wyatt Hill
It gets bigger, I swear!
Aiden Gray
>Is that your lightsaber hilt or are you just happy to see me?
Henry Brooks
imagine showing yer benis to ms. herschlag.
Oliver Taylor
She looks so jewy here.
Ian Miller
Obviously it's my lightsabre you Marge Simpson looking fucknugget, who knocked you up anyways?
Cameron Foster
Y-you too...
Asher Miller
How did Anakin land Padme? One movie they were kids and the next they were basically a couple.
Anthony Collins
He showed her his light saber
Bentley Taylor
Always thought she had weirdly niggerish hair in this scene.
Cameron Rodriguez
Anakin could have done way better than Padme.
Aiden Butler
His first words to her were "Are you an angel," she wanted to /ss/ him right there
Luke Flores
Adrian Wright
>P-padme?
Luke Hernandez
Let's break this down.
You see when he takes his legs like that, that's the "Power Stance" and you add in that little extra there michael, here and here.
You're now reading this in Madden's voice
Logan James
When the hell did Dooku start working for Palpatine? Was it from the very beginning?
Owen Walker
She liked him because he was cute, but she knew he was the one when he passionately expressed how much he hated sand.
Adrian Cooper
Colton Bennett
between tpm and aotc
Christian Bennett
Colton Mitchell
Hunter Watson
Nah it was his authoritarian/fascism rant. Women get wet when men say they'll exert control.
Hudson Rodriguez
I always though that Hayden and Natalie were too attractive, I mean look at Luke and Leia. How did they produce such goblins?
Benjamin Reed
Poor Hayden. She went on to be in bigger movies, and he just chases random people that bully him on the street.
Caleb Jackson
>Use the force Anakin
Oliver Torres
don't you fucking insult my husband Luke was a cutie
Jacob Parker
The worst generation is the grandkids when the books have them looking like supermodels. This is during a galactic war that makes ww2 seem like a slapfight on a lake.
Caleb Long
This. I’m a /pol/ chad and when I cross patts with a Liberal whore, I can feel the sexual tension between us.
Landon Thomas
He used a Jedi mind trick. Basically space magic roofie.
Guy was a genius.
Jason Jackson
Y-you, too!
Brandon Flores
Yikes
Ian Miller
giwtwm
Kayden Clark
Based Terry.
Brandon Edwards
I thought she was gonna pee :(
Grayson Ortiz
You could say he learned the power of AssForce
Luke Allen
mara jade was one tasty piece of bitch
Owen Hernandez
Anthony Ortiz
that's not very clever. you just wanted to post her butt
Joseph Barnes
Attractive people genetics cancelling each other out. Just look at Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's terrifying daughters.
Colton Foster
Palpatine used Maul to get Dooku. The entire area where Qui-gon/Obi-wan/Maul were fighting was bugged with cameras so that Palpatine could show live footage of Qui-gon dying to Dooku. This was because Dooku had left the jedi order for essentially sending jedi into death-traps for corrupt officials in the senate, and seeing his most prized student fall was enough for him to become Sheev's apprentice.
All this happened before Palpatine truly knew about Anikan.
Benjamin Barnes
Thanks captain obvious, did you get your deployment orders yet
Carter Bennett
Both my parents were attractive and I came out ugly as heck. Genes are a bitch dude
Leo Clark
>Anakin grows from 10 year old to 6 foot 20 year old
>Padme looks exactly the same
is she a vampire? are there vampires in Star Wars?
Carson Jackson
Yes. I've been deployed to Padme's ass. You should post more pictures so I know what I'm in for.
Josiah Gonzalez
demi moore was hideous pre plastic surgery
Jack Price
she went from 13 to 23. not that shocking
Eli Cooper
Yeah, but I'm still a virgin thanks to lying Jewish whores like you, BITCH.
Kevin Cox
Camden Adams
He gave up full time acting for the far more fulfilling career path of farmer. Meanwhile her acting career is about to dry up and she will be left with nothing.
Josiah Sanchez
Carter Cook
Joshua Gutierrez
might be my favorite pic on the net. EASILY the best prequel meme, and by extension also the best star wars meme.
Nolan Bennett
God I miss when the internet was actually weird.
Matthew Williams
Caleb Baker
based
Kevin Baker
look at that horrid, frizzy, heeb hair
makes me want to vomit
Hudson Davis
girls mature faster than boys
once a girl hits 14 or so she's done usually
Jacob Hall
Cameron Jackson
Did this ever get released?
Julian Carter
does he fix moisture vaporators all day?
Ryan Wilson
Damn, peak Hayden was a literal 10
Ryan Sullivan
>never seen a Star Wars flick in my life
>enjoy reading about the lore and acquiring interpretations from fellow 4channel posters
>dream of a day in which I watch the first Star Wars movie for the first time
Wyatt Bell
Do yourself a favor and watch revenge of the sith
Landon Cook
I recently started watching the Clone Wars series. I'm not a huge SW fan but I like the prequels. anyway, maybe I'm just biased towards Palpatine but I find Padme and the other loyalists or whatever they're called to be absolutely insufferable. I get that they're the "good guys" but they just come off as a bunch of space hippies whining about the war every good damn scene. I'm unironically rooting for Darth Sidious at this point. does anyone else feel this way?
Colton Gutierrez
Watch them machete order
>Episode IV
>Episode V
>Episode II
>Episode III
>Episode VI
Episode I isn't included not so much because it is bad, AotC is arguably a worse movie in many ways. It just doesn't really contribute much of anything to the overarching story of the Saga when you get down to it. There is nothing you miss out on story wise by skipping Episode I.
Nathan Sanchez
no
yes
Wyatt Diaz
Jayden Phillips
>become Sheev's apprentice.
to what end?
Matthew Long
>broke my one day nofap streak today
Ryan Ramirez
WHAT ABOUT THE DROID ATTACK ON THE WOOKIES?
Jaxon Jenkins
Benjamin Wood
I don't get this opinion
Episode I establishes Anakin's affection for his mother, his skills as a mechanic and his status as a slave which left him with a trauma for life. And the prophecy of a chosen one. Also shows us why Anakin and Padme are drawn to each other in Episode II
Last but not least, Sheev's political games and the rule of 2
Thomas Wood
Anyone else like jumper?I thought hayden was fine in that.
Tyler Howard
amidala we need to talk about appropriate ages for dating, i've called the galactic police.
Cameron Lewis
THIS is who a lot of people consider to be the most gorgeous woman alive? Crikey
Jaxson Kelly
I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING
Cameron Bailey
>Something wonderful has happened. Peter... I'm pregnant.
Connor Ramirez
Fucking whore, how dare you cheat on Jeff?
Jackson Nelson
this hits me deeply
Jacob Baker
>Episode I establishes Anakin's affection for his mother
Not something that really needs to be established, everyone loves their mommy. Episode II also establishes this anyway via Anakin's nightmares.
>his skills as a mechanic
Which are not really relevant to the rest of the Saga, as they are never mentioned.
>his status as a slave which left him with a trauma for life
Episode I does a terrible job at this, it makes his life as a slave seem not that bad. He works a job he enjoys, Watto doesn't seem mistreat him or his mother at all, they have a decent house of their own. Episode II hinting at this past without going into the details makes it more effective honestly.
>And the prophecy of a chosen one
Another detail which isn't really that relevant in the grand scheme of things.
>Also shows us why Anakin and Padme are drawn to each other in Episode II
There is no explanation needed for why two young and attractive people are drawn toward each other. Also, Anakin being a kid in Episode I makes things seem much more awkward than they really are given their actual age difference. Episode II is better off if you haven't seen that.
Justin Perry
>tfw there are jews on Naboo
Elijah Torres
>THING
She’s cute when she’s not showing off her huge gums. This is why Yea Forums loves Daisy now. She’s got the choppers to fill in that big smile. :)
Cameron Watson
It's the frizzy hair
Justin Watson
Julian Perez
I would honestly like to see her in the slave Leia outfit.
Angel Perry
Most? No, but she's still got her looks. Besides, most of her mojo comes from fans' memories of her in The Professional.
Jose Johnson
Luke is handsome!
Leia on the other hand..
Benjamin Murphy
How is she so perfect? Isn’t amazing when a Jedi can be born and just have mastery over all of the Force? Man, Luke was half asleep! What a joker haha... anyway Daisy is so great. Can’t wait for the kino that is episode 9, right? Hehe lets see those you’s Fellas!
Alexander Edwards
Leia looks like a goblino, compared to Padme at least. Also Solo kids are way too attractive.
Jackson Gutierrez
This is the only movie where she was hot.
Aiden Miller
Have you seen Anakin?
Nolan Morales
She's fucking beautiful, heathen!
Dylan Rivera
WE'VE GOT DROIIIIDDSSS
Ian Brown
rip
Xavier Evans
Get out of my mind, you filthy leech--!
Liam Cox
daily reminder that this whole scene was improv
Aaron Bennett
imagine wanting to fuck this. imagine being some sick perverted freak that would actually enjoy putting your penis inside her tight warm soft cunny
Samuel Allen
To be fair he'd just been in a car crash and had his face smashed in.
Nathaniel Harris
>Implying it wasn't her hikaru genji plan all along
Including the part where she got killed because that's her ultimate kink.
Daniel Nguyen
what is this
Jack Turner
Just like the simulation
James Rodriguez
kino
Dylan Bailey
Andrew Barnes
I want to CUM on her TEETH and also TUMMY
Parker Campbell
I'd like to see me in her pusyslave outfit
Christopher Jenkins
wtf is this??
Wyatt Edwards
IS THAT AFRO HAIR?
Noah Price
Lads, do you think 7x6" would be enough meatsaber to fill up her Porthole ?
James Martin
heh.
Camden Brooks
>Take it out my fairy
>Queen gets down on her knees
>lets see just how much more you can grow
>eyes wild with anticipation as she looks up at him
>Go ahead my angel
>puts hand in zipper hole
>her face turns to confusion
>pulls hand out and sees it covered in sand
>puffs of sand begin to come out of the crotch
>I-I dont like sand!
>the queen now starts getting a storm of sand in her face.
>its.... its COURSE!
>it is getting hard for them to breath as sand fills the room.
>ITS ROUGH!
>Buckets of sand now flowing out of crotch
>Ani watches in horror as his fairy angel queen gets buried to her waste in sand.
>ITS IRRITATING!
>Anakin starts to panic
>He yells for help but when he looks around the guards are now sand people howling with gaffi stick raised above their heads.
>He looks back down only to see the top of the queens head get burried.
>Ani tries to dig and push the sand away from her but cannot stop the torrent of sand coming out of his crotch.
>soon the sand is up to his chest now
>now he cannot move as he desperately continues to dig for his queen now lost beneath a dune of sand.
>ITS EVERYWHERE!
>as sand consumes him all he accepts his fate as he inexplicably yells out in a deep black mans voice.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Joshua Garcia
jew hair
Brandon Anderson
He's a fascist, grills love traditional men with strong values.
Oliver Kelly
Its just a bunch of pedos became obsessed with her in the professional.
Grayson Sanders
This.
Easton Morales
What's Furio doing there?
Logan Kelly
Watch them from 1 to 6. Thats George Lucas suggestion.
Cameron Price
fucking lucas and disgusting hollywood pedojews propaganda
Parker Anderson
Christian White
Sauce?
Hudson Sanchez
Fuck Lucas that hack
Zachary Martin
Elijah Roberts
wasn't it supposed to come out in dec 18?
Ayden Taylor
Learn to image search
Christopher Bell
>Kike Wars
Dominic Reyes
Yeah, look it up. There's one in the cantina, it's retarded.
Oliver Nguyen
>Bitched, you did.
lel
Christian Allen
David Evans
Dooku was the third most powerful jedi in the entire order and was considered a generational talent, plus he had a shitload of power that didn't have anything to do with the jedi because of his political connections and wealth. He would have been a great score to groom as a real successor if Anakin wasn't The One or whatever.
Aaron Jackson
Wasn't he as older then Palpatine?
Kayden Rogers
Is that from the fan made Vader episodes stuff?
Aaron Richardson
Justin Robinson
>no technique
>swinging that thing like a bat
2/10
Jordan Evans
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS
Joshua Gray
Gib mommy Portman gf
Samuel Reyes
Hayden was a prime boy qt on those movies, especially the 3rd one.
He still kind of is.
Ayden Harris
Some guy is remaking the lightsaber fight from ANH with CGI. It was supposed to be released months ago. Wouldn't surprise me if the project is dead.
Aiden Jackson
jewish
Connor Long
The same way Johnny Reb landed Anne Frank
Carson Ward
Who's the bloke on the far left?
Justin Wood
Are you a jew?
Adrian Hall
You’re a Jew slag now aren’t you?
Zachary Watson
I want live inside her ass!
Tyler Clark
Did Watto have Anakin circumcised?
Jaxon Lee
LOL.
Kevin Torres
Have sex
Carter Ward
He saved her home planet and won the podrace that allowed them to escape the desert planet, she would see him as a hero from her childhood.
Nathan Stewart
Never like the post RotJ EU it was the boomer part of the EU
Angel Robinson
His mechanical prowess comes up with Luke you dummy
Christian Cook
>not spoonfeeding the newfags
you're a god among men, user
a god among men
David Lopez
That’s a nice butt
Nathan Cox
look at the texture of her hair. how did give nat an afro? even more puzzling: why?
Joshua Richardson
Gavin darklighter, he ends up being one of the military pov's during vong war
Samuel Walker
>when I cross patts with a Liberal whore, I can feel the sexual tension between us.
>I’m a /pol/ chad
this is fun, high quality bait
Logan Torres
He was gonna play an italian-corellian sith inquisitor but the idea was sadly scrapped
Brody Foster
Thomas Cox
Kevin Peterson
I still don't get how anyone can find this mole-faced, natty-haired jew attractive.
James Green
>Screenshot (9585)
what the fuck dude, clean your folder
Isaac Thompson
Tfw no jaina girlfriend
Jdimsa desu famalam
Jeremiah Rodriguez
everyone's gonna be a mutt in a hundred years
Jonathan Walker
Chadakin
Luke Bell
Kayden Robinson
How do I get a jewess gf, bros?
I want to join the chosen peoples and rule the pathetic goyim cattle.
Julian Wright
Yeah it was alright.
Gavin Howard
Darth Maul? What’s he going to do, bleed on us?
Gabriel Cox
How does Hayden in ROTS look like an anime character while being actual real life human at the same time
Justin Parker
based and banepilled
also, checked
Jackson Davis
Nah, it was the bracelet he made her. Bitches love bracelets.
Michael Morales
why is this filmed like a porno
Jace James
Andrew Murphy
We have taken another command post. Enemy reinforcements are dropping. Keep It Up!
Aiden Davis
>star wars is one of the most popular franchises in the world
>there is barely any padme x anakin /ss/ art
Ethan Torres
What terrible piece of shit is this from?
Luis Taylor
Lincoln Wood
DISNEY HIRE THIS MAN
Landon Garcia
this looks fucking horrible
Jace Gomez
i got some big balls, little dick, and long ass gooch
Anthony Watson
soul
Mason Price
It gets bigger when I pull on it
Jordan Jackson
She has the ass of a 60 year old gay man here.
Kevin Martin
>anakin got to take a big whiff of this
I'm jealous.
Evan Barnes
Counterpoint: she has an ass
Bentley Diaz
Look at it!
Elijah Bell
> My goodness, you've grown.
The more you fart, the more I grow.
Jeremiah Diaz
This isn't even my full size.
*grows ten times larger despite being already a giant*
Jace Butler
It times like this remember when i got b& for posting a censored thumbnail of a cartoon.
Austin Walker
God I wish that were me.
Adam Morgan
Stfu corny faggot kys
Zachary Nelson
Natty and Terry need to make another Heideggerian kino
Justin Edwards
Y-You too
Wyatt Baker
Bahahhaa
Ryder Myers
Speak for yp urself, retard.
I hate my mother.
Austin Russell
And don't forget to go see my new kino when it comes out, assholes.
Christopher Bailey
don't call me asshole mommy
Brayden Butler
>Dooku had left the jedi order for essentially sending jedi into death-traps for corrupt officials in the senate
He left for that sweet Count money he inherited from his Bruce Wayne rich parents
Anthony Jones
>implying that a benevolent dictator isn't best form of government
Zachary White
>his status as a slave which left him with a trauma for life
Nathan Thomas
>those chav strands of hair
Camden Diaz
The apartment moisture vaporator broke down over night.
Angel Nelson
muh dick
Grayson Brooks
They fucked irl, didn't they?
Jace Bailey
no
Juan Harris
>Hayden didn't skip leg day
Evan Thompson
They dated before shooting
Lucas Cox
God I wish that were me
Justin Allen
>Where's Jaden
Yeah I wonder that too.
Brayden Garcia
I unironically got more feels from this than the TFA TLJ.
Jacob Long
based pedo
Brayden Thomas
Is Ewan crouching IN CHARACTER?
Liam Bailey
Asher Gutierrez
YOU JUST KNOW
Cameron Martinez
Know what?
Jaxson Peterson
Yeesh. And to think that she’s a sex symbol
Josiah Foster
Why is her hair so frizzy in this sequence?
Kevin Foster
*Herschlut
Dominic Smith
Cameron Martinez
Jacob Jones
disapproving padme is cute
James Ward
Cute!
Jaxson Martin
Because George is a fucking hack
Tyler Perez
I hope curious george had a good day
Michael Phillips
my penis has doubled since our last encounter
Jordan Brooks
how do i get a gf like this
Matthew Baker
y-you t-too
Julian Edwards
Freeze samples of her DNA until cloning technology matures.
James Garcia
It starts off she's 17, and he's like 12. Then it comes back when he's like 18-19 and she's like 24. So modern perspective
So at this point she's banged like 20 or 30 guys had a couple big dicked chads treat her like shit. All the sudden this 6'4 handsome dude who used to worship you shows up. He's one of the greatest killers in the Galaxy, he worships the ground you walk on, he can use force powers on your pusi while you have sex and most importantly she can control him because he's still a virgin and she'll take it.
There you go
Liam Cox
virgin hands wrote this post
Adam Foster
Beautiful this is how they should have ended episode 3
Joshua Sullivan
Yea
Jeremiah Russell
Jose Clark
Whys her asshole so high up? Is it so women don’t poop on their vaginas during childbirth?
Cameron Russell
It's really that brown or it's makeup fail ?
Adam Powell
You're a funny little goy
Hudson Myers
Actually some do
Camden Hughes
oh my sniff
Nicholas Walker
old whores cosplaying as prime teenagers is the most pleb fetish possible
Jose Miller
he still is though, barely aged
Hunter Cooper
>Whys her asshole so high up?
that's how it is for everyone
>Is it so women don’t poop on their vaginas during childbirth?
happens almost every time actually
assholes are usually brown, porn will tell you otherwise though. besides, color doesn't matter when you eat it
Christopher Richardson
I made my 29 year old gf dress up like an emo, which she was back in the early 2000s. Came with the force of a thousand suns.
Daniel Nelson
I meant the surrounding look very dark
Lincoln Torres
Me on the left
Julian Hill
Yeah it's a normal butthole with no bleaching, just hairless. She's natural dude stop overthinking it
Isaiah Lee
there's literally no bad pic of him
Nathan Jackson
Anakin dated down. Imagine dating a woman who isn't at least 5 years younger than you. Instead this good looking Jedi was a bright shining future wants to wife up some 26 year old condescending roastie who's got 30 different diseases from 50 different species.
Obi Wan needed to get anakin laid. If he wasn't so blue balled and stuck with his Padme oneitis anakin would've relaxed and had a normal life while Sheev seethed.
Elijah Rodriguez
Hehe
David Long
>implying that's a bad thing
Pleb taste.
Zachary King
>Obi Wan needed to get anakin laid
How come such a smooth talking Chad raised such a sperg and galaxy's poorest poet like Anakin?
Oliver Ortiz
I hate vidya tier shit but honestly this looks pretty good. Nice weight to the swings and it's not unrealistic anime moves.
Leo Jenkins
This thread is 14 hours old
Tv is doomed
Oliver Torres
>The Queen is eternal
Cooper Gomez
>there's literally no bad pic of him
Matthew Murphy
Hnnng Portman pits !!
Grayson Moore
How does he not feel awkward pitching stuff like this?
How does one get to enough powerlevel to just wear their own degenerate tastes like this?
Isaac Morris
Underrated goosepost desu.
Aiden Scott
How was the change change explained between the two ? Does time dialation exist in star wars?
Christian Reyes
I want to see her as Red Sonja. That pasty skin would setoff some red hair nicely
Christopher Phillips
jesus christ
Dominic Sanders
>/pol/
>CHAD
>C H A D
What you feel is not tension, its awkwardness. You are just too autistic to notice.
James Clark
Humidity
Brody Jones
>leon...I wet the bed :(
how do you react tv?
Noah Cox
but he was such a deep guy