Fuck these unfunny fags. Why do boomers love these fuckin douchebag hacks so much

Fuck these unfunny fags. Why do boomers love these fuckin douchebag hacks so much.

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Quit embarrassing yourself

>two literal whos

Dan was funny. Steve has never been funny.

Steve Martin is a very successful professional banjo player.

nobody likes these unfunny faggots anymore. The 80's and 90s are over, nobody has to pretend to enjoy these boring losers anymore. Cult of personality do nothing no talent homos.

>giving a shit about speed runners

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY too loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Steve Martin.

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten."

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.

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Do Zoomers not like real comedians because they can't donate to them to have them say their name?

>""""""""""real comedian""""""""""

they are pretentious aroogant unfunny douchebags. Boomer brains are so zogged.

Dan Aykroyd was never funny on his own. He was decent as an accessory to funny. He's a good sidekick. Everyone knows Bill Murray carried him in ghostbusters, that John Belushi carried him in Blues Brothers, and if it wasn't for those two movies he would be remembered as a completely unfunny bit part character actor at best.

Steve Martin has never been funny in anything ever.

>implying watching speedruns of games while you go to sleep isn't comfy af

but if you died, how are you posting this?

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Zoomers need dat YouTube z-lister attention

Have you faggots not seen The Jerk?

Shit. It took me a second to get that.

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Yeah, I've seen you around.

>Everyone knows Bill Murray carried him in ghostbusters
Peter was my favorite, but even I think that is bullshit. The four of them, and Janine, worked perfectly as an ensamble.

This.

I mean, I get people find Steve Martin funny, but personally, I never understood why.

Dan Ackroyd was a straight man, and I found his humour much easier to understand.

what about Rick Moreanus?

nice dog

Trading. Places.

>Steve Martin has never been funny in anything ever.
He plays the role of the goofy dad really well.
Some Steve Martin kino
>Father of the bride
>The jerk
>Planes, trains, automobiles
>Sgt Bilko

Forgot
>cheaper by the dozen

His comedy albums in the 70s are fucking amazing. You can't "get" Steve Martin until you've heard his stand-up.

If you think that you have to automatically laugh because they're on the screen, then you have no idea what comedy means.

You're trying too hard, op.

I meant just the Ghostbusters team. If you do, you gotta include moot too then.

Aykroyd does fast paced autistic banter as well as anyone. His delivery in Dragnet (1987) is flawless

I met Dan Aykroyd 4 years ago when he was promoting his vodka where I worked. He was super nice played the fuck out of the blues with his band.

goodness gracious, user. i stopped fapping just cuz of how funny this is. maybe I will make it to 30 days after all.

Akroyd is great at playing straight men with an undercurrent of suppressed ridiculousness and Martin has an innocent goofiness that's infectious.

Dan Ackroyd is the greatest sketch comedian of all time and you all are all cancerous zoomer plebs.
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I'm not trying at all, I genuinely dislike and am irritated by these two fags

Dan Aykroyd is great, Steve Martin is a giant hack though.

Reminder that this was his best role
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I used to find Steve Martin's style one-note until I read his writings and realized that he can be a really sharp humorist when he wants to be. I can see where his absurdist style can turn some people off but he sometimes used it to great effect in small doses.
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I don't get it.

Fuck off, and don’t come back until you’ve seen Planes, Trains and Automobiles, The Jerk, The Blues Brothers, Spies Like Us, Ghostbusters, Little Shop of Horrors, and Four Weddings and a Funeral

>It’s 107 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses

My dad used to quote this whenever Id get in the car with him.

Here's a protip from an old piece of shit:
Comedy doesn't age well. The shit you find funny now will be cringe as fuck in 20 years. Monty Python was the funniest shit on the planet. Bill Hicks was the funniest shit on the planet. Comedy ages like milk and it often fails miserably outside of its own era. Can you imagine a bunch of kids looking at current memes the archives in 2050? Tears in rain my friends. Nostalgia is all you're gonna have left.

>>Planes, trains, automobiles
The only funny movie you listed and it's 99.99999% because of John Candy.

BASED

Can't wait to see what your kids say about the "hilarious" people you find so funny today
oh wait you're never having kids lol

This. Let's Get Small is one of the best stand-up records of all time.

He puts an ARROW through his HEAD.
(It's a trick obviously)
If that's not funny then what is? Nothing.

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>thinking that's the extent of his stand-up

>Planes, trains, automobiles
Him and Candy were perfect. I don't care about Thanksgiving and I enjoyed it anyway

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The chemistry between Martin and Candy was the best part of the movie. Steve playing the straight man was hilarious.
Also
>Bowfinger

humor is subjective you clods

Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Martin Short sheeeeeit nigga. You put those three in a movie you got yourself a movie playa. You take Jim Belushi, Billy Crystal and Bill Murray and you got something thats never been done before my nubian. Boomers had some chops gangsta

The man with two brains.

Dirty rotten scoundrels

Steve Martin is literraly the comedian actor the jerk is goat

>tears in rain
All these moments my boom shaka laka

like strength and gender?

They're fine.
THIS is the real fag.

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no

he's based

>Bowfinger

My nigga. Criminally underrated movie from Eddie Murphy's "dark" years.

Nah, fuck off. Chevy is great at playing a self absorbed jerk that doesn't know he is one. He got lazy after the national lampoon movies made him tons of money tho.

When I first saw his Julia Childs bit I was rolling with laughter.