Cast it

That is Jacob Taylor in ME2.

Chris Pine as Shepherd, Carley Chaikin as Liara, Viggo Mortensen as Garrus

Boom.

Why no just have Garry's be played by his original voice actor?

Because we need to base the over the top and not true to the game CGI on Viggo Mortensen's fucked up alien like face.

What inevitable CGI/mocap role will he play?

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The thorian

>Cast it
I don't think so!

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Alexandra Daddario as Tali

Elba as Shepard would be great. Idris Elba is the only age-appropriate actor I can see mixing the serious and the charm and the camp that Shepard has. he's seriously got some range

Garrus

-1/10

>Shephard (Top actor's/actresses from around the world)
Make it the viewer's choice like the game. The rest of the cast can be chosen the old fashioned way.

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Mark Vanderloo as Shepard, he’s a lil too old now, but I suspect he only needs some makeup

Cara as anything I don't fucking care. As a hamster vendor at the Citadel. She's a qt in space armor.

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Gabrielle Union as femshep
That fucking voice :3

Straight-talking paragon femshep pls

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>paragon
"no"
It's better to be an edgelord than a complete pussy

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>renegade
Console babby detected
Paragon is god-tier, son
It all ends the same way anyhow, but paragon is the best journey
Doing good all over the galaxy, turning Garrus from a middling tit into Space Batman
Fuck yeah

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Fuck I want to make a black fem Shep engineer or infiltrator right now

Renegade hardass with a heart of gold is how I usually played. Pure paragon/renegade aren't as exciting for me.

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>Kelly died
Get the fuck outta here

>Karin died
get the fuck out

>Shepard died
get the fudge out

>Karin died
get the fuck out m8

that's not heart of gold at all, that's psycho shepherd

seth green as joker

>turning Garrus from a middling tit into Space Batman
You can only do that by being renegade with him tho, retard

Seth Green as The Joker, who's the new villain and secretly controlling the Reapers

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>Kelly and Karin died
Get the fuck out.

Legion or Thane

That's Kanye in his film debut

He will play all the aliens except Garrus

just cast all the still living patients from My 600 lb Life

Looks like Arnie has Down's Syndrome.

>just cast all the still living patients from My 600 lb Life
Why?

Garrus becomes Space Batman no matter what the player does. Choices matter my ass.

Well fuck. Is there anyone not on that list besides Zaeed?

Well one decision that matters is who you nuke.
>Do you want a dude that whines like a chick?
>Do you want a chick that looks like a dude?
I mean, either way it's a character you'll never use.

I nuked Kaidan because I hated Carth from KOTOR and because I was trying to fuck Ashley so I could see some polygonal ass and tits.

Mathew Fox as Shep

Right? Based idea.

Those are terrible selections

Liara

Ashley is a more interesting character in ME1, Kaidan is kino in 3 tho.

Wrex

Might work

Mordin

Too old. Also, he's an annoying cunt

Christy Mack as Jack

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Matthew Fox as Shepard
Willem Dafoe as Garrus
Ron Perlman as Wrex
Doug Jones as Mordin
Yvonne Strahovski as Miranda
Seth Green as Joker
Keith David as Anderson
Martin Sheen as Illusive Man

Done

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Jason Statham as Shepard.

Unironically the voice of Wrex.

sovereign

Honestly, I don't get people here don't like the sidecut. It makes muh dick diamonds in an instant. Sure, it's not the 'cut you want your wife to have, but it's prime material for sluts you wanna jerk off to/fuck. Seriously, how does the "Slutty Punk" look NOT make you wanna fuck their brains out?

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>some granny as sadie

>Idris Ebla

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Danny de Vito as every single volus

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p gud

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Garrus, Wrex etc. have to be CG voiced by their VA

based but the payroll would be astronomical

He's just about ugly enough to play Saeed

It would never work as a movie or show. The story and lore are alright but the major gimmick of the series was player choice. Remove that and you’re left with a slightly above average plot whose lore they aren’t going to have time to go into detail with anyway.

>age-appropriate
>already in his 50's
fuck off will ye?

obvious choice for shepard

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fpbp

wanted to see how many Micheals I can put

Micheal B Jordan as Jacob
Micheal Chiklis as Wrex
Micheal Douglas as the illusive man
Micheal Shannon/C Hall as Renegade or Paragon Shep
Micheal Fassbender as Legion
Micheal Cera as Mordin
Andy Serkis as EdI
Micheal Stevens as garrus
directed by bay

Unitonically would watch this.