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liquid poop

What was Captain Fungus’ tax policy?

IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT AVENGERS AND THINK OF FOOD

Capeshit and game of thrones OUT when

Imagine spending your whole life as white knighting wamyn that will never fuck you. Even when you are at death's door you suck up to feminist wamyn hoping they will reciprocate. You even write half of a book for the girl that dumped you because she wanted to get into writing because she's a strong independent wamyn but couldn't do the book on her own.

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But could she beat Hawkeye or antman?

Martin constantly talks and writes about 2 subjects: food and rape. And he is visibly very fat.

and killing boys

No wonder he's so based and successful.

This dude went from being suicidal because Odell was traded from the Giants to spewing brownie point girl power crap pretty quick.

Shows you how much time he has on his hands to still be so concerned with trivial BS

as an anime fan i always smirk to myself when i see people debating which western “hero” is the strongest. does it matter? goku beats them all

Power level pleb shitter kys

Are you sure he isn’t talking about himself?

Fuck off spic

> Sunset found Capt Marvel in the grass groaning
> every stool looser and smelled fouler
> the more she are of Iron Man the more she shat the more she shat the Thorstier she grew
> by the time the second week of her movie's release, she was shitting brown water

kek

>2,806 days since A Dance with Dragons
FINISH THE BOOKS BEFORE YOU DIE OF FAT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU OFFERING YOUR OPINIONS ON COMIC BOOK POWER LEVELS? NO ONE FUCKING CARES. NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT FOOTBALL EITHER. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY CARE ABOUT? YOU FINISHING A FUCKING WESTEROS CHRONICLE. ANY OF THEM. WHERE IS SHE WOLVES OF WINTERFELL, YOU FUCK? WHERE IS DUNK AND YOUNG OLD NAN'S SNOWY SEX DATE? WHERE IS FUCKING WINDS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT? YOU ALREADY HAD A THIRD OF THE BOOK DONE WITH ALL THE SHIT YOU HAD TO CUT FROM DANCE. IT'S BEEN EIGHT FUCKING YEARS NOW. EIGHT YEARS! YOU REALIZE THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT HALF LIFE 3 ON Yea Forums? THAT'S GOING TO ACTUALLY COME OUT BEFORE YOU FINISH ANOTHER BOOK. THINK ABOUT THAT, IF YOU CAN GET YOUR MIND OFF OF SIBEL'S FEET FOR FIVE MINUTES. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND WRITE.

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>Local Man Doesn't Work Instead Shitposts About Capeshit

Whoa!

who?

FIREY DORMISH PEPPERS

The dud that invented lord of the rings

is he the gaben of books?

based and vorepilled

It's true. She wins against Tony at the end of Civil War 2.

That has nothing to do with what I'm telling you, George. If you don't start taking this diet seriously then there is nothing more I can do for you. If you stick to the diet and lose the weight and prove to me that you can stick with it I will approve you for weight loss surgery.

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underrated

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This faggot thinks Jaime Lannister can take on Aragorn. I don't listen to opinions that stupid.

t.nigger

He's more like a fat Miyamoto.

>spewing brownie point girl power crap pretty quick.
Fuck..it really is going to end with dragon whore getting everything she wants, isn't it?

Imagine being so fat that you can only speak in food analogies.

What race is this?

You couldn't tell before?

He was on an episode of Finding Your Roots. Confirmed part Jew.

/r/ing vore image of that

>You even write half of a book for the girl that dumped you because she wanted to get into writing because she's a strong independent wamyn but couldn't do the book on her own
did he really do this?

I was holding out hope that she'd die tragically and the other Mary Sue would end up sitting on the throne. But I'm thinking it's the other way around now desu.

Hypocrite. Preaching about stronk wumin and yet writing books about Jon Snow as the white male savior.

And yet /got/ pretends that he is going to have Stannis win in the books while Daenerys dies of diarrhea somwhere

severely underrated comment

American.

Adults seriously discuss which superhero would win in a fight nowadays as if it has cultural importance, just think about that.

>Food analogy
Really? Really? Can fat people not talk about food for one second?

What was Thanos tax policy?

Stannis burning her and Cersei at the stake would be more enjoyable

youtu.be/9szldJEzD5U

And it won't ever happen

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And he's also rich. Sounds like your typical Capitalist

Based black man.

He doesn't beat "Guy". I invented him. He can eat universes, has complete control over the infinith dimension, can run so fast that Flash at top speed appears frozen, and brap posts on Yea Forums.

>yfw you realize Martin is a marvel fag going to the theater to watch MCU films instead of writing the books

Fucking lmao bookfags got cucked

his dad can beat up your dad

Has tony ever actually beaten anyone with a hulk buster?

of fucking course he would go for a fucking food analogy

>ultimate fight of destiny is newsworthy

I hate clickbait
I hate geek culture
I hate capeshit
I hate that we click on this nonsense.

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Hate this fat cuck.

Let me know when she takes a dying star to the chest, then she can beat up Thor

>But she could beat Iron Man
So did a truck moving at moderate speed, its not impressive.

Here's a better idea, GRRM: FINISH THE DAMN NOVELS FATASS BEFORE WE GET SANDERSON OR GOODKIND TO FINISH THEM FOR YOU.

>Sanderson

DELETE THAT POST RIGHT NOW

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>fat guy
>obsesses over eating
predictable

read this in mr. plinkett's voice

he means their cum right?

I can't stop farting when I cum on my hermit crab.

Iron Man, probably. Thor, probably not. If her power is derived from one Infinity Stone, and Thor's axe is designed to take on the power of all six + the Infinity Gauntlet, I think Captain Marvel would probably have some trouble taking Thor.

What is Brie Larson's opinion on this?

youtu.be/QmKhGqWcJGY

That's a lot of cum!!!

based Dr. Now poster

t. c*mmie

George Romero Romero Martin?

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A challenger appears!

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imagine the shits. The brown watery shits

>wamyn
I find it hilarious how millennials are so autistic that they think mispelling words on purpose is some form of humor.
Like the "Drumpf" shit.
I can't wait until you autismal fucks lose the cultural spotlight and grow old, bitter and kill yourselves.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>mfw Winds of Winter will just be a compendium of the secret recipes of the great Houses of Westeros.

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by all Westerosi law, Stannis Baratheon is the true king.

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>I can't wait until you autismal fucks lose the cultural spotlight and grow old, bitter and kill yourselves.
Believe me, I pray for death and that the history books skip my generation.

Why would you want him to finish? The books were semi-interesting when the mortal stakes were genuine. Then they started bringing people back to life and all that boring desert people bullshit and then magic and dragons and everything bad

Why do wetbacks love Nippon so much?

A fine specimen of the American La Creatura.

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>George R.R. Martin says: "I'm not finishing my books and you can't make me you troglodytes. Now here's what I think about something unrelated to remind you to buy my unfinished novels."

finish the books

Friendly reminder that Tolkien's The Fall of Gondolin was published last August.
>tfw a dead guy has a better work ethic than the fat fuck

In the old world Thor would win because he's a beloved character by the fans while Captain Marvel is second rate.

In the new SJW days Captain Marvel gotta win to teach a lesson to people in real life that woman are stronger than male, flying in face of millenias of evidence

He's right, a female losing to a male would be sexist.

Shouldn't you be giving your parents money to some twitch whore or something?

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>doing coke in 2018

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Her cunt became the world

Its real Holy shit

io9.gizmodo.com/george-r-r-martin-says-captain-marvel-could-eat-iron-m-1833385775

That said: based Martin for mentioning the Death of Mar-Vell

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I AM FAT FUCK

>some kind of humour

It’s mocking feminists who use a y instead of an e in women. Not “drumpf” tier retardation

That's nice. Where the fuck is Winds?

based indeed.
you're alright you fat old hack

still months away heehehe

>months

Hellew how y'all doin?

Sneed could defeat Goku

Mario Naharis

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based retard

What would happen if ant man climbed up her anus and expanded?

They're fictional characters. Who beats who is decided by whoever is doing the writing. On a technical level, yes, he's right. Even on a literal level, you could write Captain Marvel as a cannibal. Who fucking cares?

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I read that recently, it was fairly autistic.

>read the first version, elves are called gnomes for some reason and all the names are wrong
>okay that was the first version reader, here is a more complete version
>better, but still things are fucked up and it’s more of a summary than anything
>okay reader here is the FINAL version of the story
>finally feels like reading Tolkien, but just fucking ENDS before we get to the main fucking part of the story

Massive blue balls

According to digits GRRM dies before finishing the books.

Breaking news:
In order to stay relevant, someone says fictional charterers can be written to do anything. People get offended.

Breaking news: perpetual manchild George R.R. Martin will do or discuss literally ANYTHING rather than work on the book everyone's waiting for.

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IMAGINE BEING AT AVENGERS

>ANY OF THEM
Your wish is my command. I'll have another Targaryen lineage explanation book ready by next year.

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he's not wrong since iron man is just a guy in a suit and thor's job is to job

Stop thinking about eating for once an you'll actually finish your LOTR fanfic.

Marvel movies aren't the problem, it's his love of football that really sets him back. He's fucking always writing long blog posts about some stupid football shit he thinks is important.

>GOODKIND
Come to think of it, that'd probably be the only way for Stannis to end up on the throne, if that objectivist dumbass took over.

wasn't this guy popping out his first few books like one a year?

youtube.com/watch?v=C6liGqolaa8
REMEMBER WHEN GOKU GOT SHOT

Based JK
based twitch whore begging for donations

>EAT
>LUNCH
>DESSERT

Based and fatpilled

He always was a gross fat feminist after all

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BASED AND GOKUPILLED
FUCK SUPERMAN
FUCK THOR
FUCK HULK
FUCK SENTRY
FUCK THANOS
FUCK CHI-CHI
FUCK GOHAN
AND FUCK GOTEN

>implying zoomers aren't even more infantile in their humour

They're all fictional characters

I'm sure she could.
Shame the actress they got couldn't carry the character.
And how the fuck did that movie cost $150m?
The earth bits felt like an indy movie and the space shit was like Babylon5.

Yeah, we all know she is a slut

What’s even sadder is that he already wrote a better, more realistic, more three-dimensional female hero in Brienne of Tarth.