Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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/ALITA/
>get off work
>go see Alita on a whim
>come home
>comfyposting time
have I missed any good oc since last night?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FAETH
>Such good FRIENDS. I couldn't ask for a better FRIEND than you.
I JUST WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH ALITA
Cool picture. Saved.
i posted a really drab shot of a case of alita iced teas i grabbed at the store
Oh you sly dog.
>no girl will ever look at you like this
there isn't enough k posting in the world that will express the pain i have at this fact
magics and trickeries
The way Rosa delivered this line was when I realized my heart was stolen.
I wish Rosa would voice act the og anime or something
I just want more of alita..
YAMERO
Could someone please hook me up with a pic of Alita's face when she asks, "Do you have any chocolate?"
This shit flopped, give up
We know that Alita's Berserker body is anatomically correct. Do you think she can produce offspring?
It seem rather simple, the body only need to have her DNA information and be able to get the genetic information from the sperm of her partner. Then it's only matter of bring the child to term in an cybernetic womb.
It's not that far fetched considering how advance URM are, I'm sure they have the tech to allow their full cyborg people to have kids.
user, why. Using Fifty Shades writing to make this. So ashamed.
It was almost like she was looking at me when I was alone in IMAX
Okay guys, what's your favorite Ido line?
What exactly are we giving up
>Hey user! how are you? I met this new guy that I like so much but I don't know how to approach him, what should I do? can you help me? I like him so much
>Stop fighting no one's getting fixed
or something along that line
B O N E C H I L L I N G
>theater near me is showing Arita until sunday
nice
reminder to report these spam threads
Are there any photoshop anons that can do a proper xray edit of this pic? I'm pretty computer illiterate and don't have the software to do an edit anyway. Would be nice if someone could help me out here.
>It's just a shell, it's neither good nor bad, that's part is up to you
>she will never look at you lustfully like this
We need to chill with the depressing waifu antics otherwise this general will just turn into doomer city
>Did you find peace?
>I found you.
she'd hold hands with you if she could, user!
Post some good Alita merch
free repairs
>Stop
>Or no more free repairs!
>Knock it off, or no more free repairs!
this request is now protected Yea Forums heritage
answer will be no in perpetuity except for skels and circuits
I still haven't got an Alita Arizona yet but is seeing her 14 times and preodering the figure devotion enough?
>Cease! Or I will charge for replacement parts!
Do not lewd Rosa you fuck.
This here The whole scene where he's explaining to Alita what his past was like is fantastic.
>So I went hunting. I needed to kill him. Maybe I was just hoping he would kill me. It brought no peace. There were other demons like him and somehow I felt I was responsible for all of them. So I registered as a hunter warrior, there's nothing noble about it.
>...Did you ever find peace?
>...I found you...
>Stop your illegal and felonious activities or tha'll shalt not be rendered serviceable without paying again!
>I *TAKE* the money. If it wasn't for it, the clinic would have closed down years ago.
>It's Always Sunny in Scrapyard set in Kansas bar.
>maybe she just couldn't deal with me
;_; this hurt me more than it should've
>Going to see this on a whim (power went out)
>No one in the theater with me
Should I do anything? Never had a theater to myself before
absolutely
Just sit back and enjoy the movie. You are free to laugh louder and maybe say things under your breath if you want. No stunts needed.
Okay then anons, what is your absolutely favorite line from Alita?
Go full Paul Reubens. Jerk off hard to your favourite scene. No one will ever know.
jack off
He said alita merch, not virginity totems!
>”why... does this cyborg love a human?”
>NOOOOOOOOOO!”
is this general gonna die ever, or will it just transition into avatar 2 general?
>Writing after work while waiting for my ride.
>Hard to find motivation.
>Start to imagine Norton, Cameron, Rosa, The Rod, and Waltz are reading my work and enjoying it.
>Suddenly feel really motivated.
The depressing part is it will always be fantasy.
>tfw I've gotten to see our girl a couple times (on tuesdays) completely to myself
+a couple beers or shot bottles and it's premium comfy
You brought oranges and Lindt, right?
>”what did you do what did you do!?”
It's time to go to bed for me frens, have a good one everyone.
i need to see Alita again for the third time
This is for the best. You won't have to worry about anyone catching you cry.
That scene was maximum dad.
Its just a pillow. No one is suggesting cutting a slit into it and masturbating with it. Not yet anyway.
I think they're going to explode when a good rip comes out but after doubt idk
depends on that sequel situation
>"You think you can replace us that easily? Bring her back as many times as you like!"
Is there any other line that made you more physically angry than this? This is the low point in the movie for our characters and Chiren kicks Ido when he's down. I seriously can't think of any other line from the movie that is more cruel than this one
>thank you father
as a dad poster this hits me in the feels everytime
>Together!
gotta start somewhere, user.
>Trailer for a Made in Abyss dub event
Wut
Don't tempt me
I'm not that much of a bitch user
Anyone notice how the sword sounds like Sat AM Sonic the Hedgehog when it lights up?
if you got em smoke em
it fits her character though. She's bitter and vengeful and taking out her rage on Alita (who doesn't warrant it) and Ido.
>watched Alita for one final time followed by finally watching Captain Marvel
>just imagined Brie playing her instead of Rosa and just puked a little with wooden acting with a bit of feminism and sluggish fight choreography (not gonna mention Brie’s Noassitol disease since Rosa suffers the same, and don’t even start with Briefags calling her bod “petite”)
>stabs Grewishka with fist
>”FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!”
I bet you'll weep like a baby during the 1st minute.
>Rosa suffers the same.
Allow me to correct this misconception.
>it's a Yea Forums pretends a piece of shit is good because they hate an actual popular movie episode
Sad.
Requesting a joke strip where Alita dives under the centurion to save her burrito and ignores the dog.
>no ass
Man, I wonder if anyone is going to post THAT webm, probably not so I should be sa--
be careful of fathom dubs they bring out the english dub crew who proceed to spoil the entire movie in a shitty intro segment
Gotta go to bed soon because I work tomorrow. Just wanted to stop by and sat I love Alita, and you all.
Rage inducing dubfag va's
I see you are struggling for (you)s and are as usual desperate for attention this evening Jerome. Sorry to see that. Have these (you)s as a token gesture of condolences for your failure to derail the thread as you hoped for.
>not gonna mention Brie’s Noassitol disease since Rosa suffers the same
goodnight and checked
I should mention the dubfag fiasco was actually at the sub and dub event for pancreas. THEY BROUGHT THE DUBFAGS OUT FOR THE SUB INTRO AS WELL.
>watching “The Fault In Our Pancreas”
he faps to (You)s don't give him fap material user
Sleep well user
Hopefully not FOREVER youtube.com
rin a cute
>sat
>
>Is there a moment like K's realization in Alita? A real moment of clarity? Other scenes can be mirrored, but which scene in Alita would you say has the same impact as this?
The one scene that comes to mind is when she is holding onto Hugo on the tube and her face shows that she knows he isn't gonna make it and looks utterly destroyed. Not as profound but it was definitely a growing up moment for her.
>not watching Fate / Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel II instead
You missed out on anime kino
McTeague is such a badass, he was smoking a cigar while Grewishka was making threats and killing a guy.
OC
So, like I said in a previous thread, I just saw Alita: Battle Angel for the last time (my 5th time, the most times I’ve ever seen any movie in the theater...besides Rocky Horror Picture Show, before they pull it from theaters in my town.
It was a matinee show on a Monday towards the very end of the run, so I had the whole theater to myself! Shit was so chips. Beyond /comfy/. I was yelling at the screen, clapping, laughing, all the stuff I’d be too embarrassed to do around other people.
Thanks, Alitans. It’s been a wild ride.
Nice man. Glad you enjoyed yourself.
And, funny enough, look what I caught as upcoming films at a different theater.
That’s right. A:BA’s sister film, shouldered by two other of the greatest movies ever made.
looks like people of China really do love /ourgirl/
Was just talking about this. My theater lolololololololoed at every Illya scene.
Every
Illya
Scene
>30 minutes since OP was posted
>already more then 100 posts in the thread
>on a Monday night
So stupid, yet so funny.
>stealing our memes
That's it. NO MORE MEMES UNTIL I GET FUCKING PAID CAMERON?! YOU HEAR ME?! I WANT MY CUT!!
Another useless week lived in this thread. Already 100% lost study. Problems finding a job.
Okay, that's okay. The main thing is that this thread.
The fuck? Are they doing re-releases or something?
THEY TOOK OUR MEMES!!!!
I’m very okay with this.
I'm annoyed that I actually know what this is referencing >:c
Well of course, I have to be here with my wife on a daily basis or she'll get lonely.
yet we can't break 400 mil
i weep for the future of cinema
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>completely normal rate of activity for us
Ty. Embrace the nostalgia, Alitafriends
i hope they take them all
More than half the foreign numbers still haven't been updated since 3/10. It's killing me.
Yup.
>tfw Alita: Battle Angel could be back at this theater in as little as 2 years from now
BLESSED AND /HEALED/
>chinese stealing shit
>being surprised
That's just how Yea Forums works user. You post it here, it isn't yours anymore.
>realize some of my shit might end up in China
Uh...
lol stay seething my contrarian friend
The kiss on alita forehead
that’s actually how the entire internet works
based chinks
where did they find those? do they lurk here?
>13 minutes for a shoop
it's the ethos of Yea Forums. Something greater than ourselves.
namefagging is gay
either straight from here or stuff from here went to facebook/twitter and then possibly r*ddit and foreign websites?
*sniff sniff* mmmm yes quite pungent my dear
WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU
>*mouths and points at robo hugo*
>he didn't fly so good
yes
AHHHHH ALITA HELP ME
Basically all his lines.
sure, if you don't contribute but Peaches is arguably our main curator and earliest oc-maker. He's earned a name more than anybody else.
me on the left
in order for false namefagging to work they need to do typing profile forensic linguistic emulation which would be pretty fucking funny to do in a comfy cj for robot qts
>any good oc
i tried
>me on the right
Kek
Hey /ALITA/fags,
My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day shitting up Yea Forums with Alita spam and waifu faggotry. You are everything bad on Yea Forums. Honestly, have any of you ever seen real kino? I mean, I guess it's fun making Alitta memes because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on .
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was moderator of a Discord channel, and starter of my own subreddit. What threads do you post in, other than "Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion"? I also get upboats on reddit all the time, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all Alitafags who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
can you translate this? I'm curious
Top stuff, user
brb watching the movie again
You have no power here.
Why does a movie that flopped have a general???
>what are you looking at, user?
>that anger-mixed-with-sadness roaring screaming she does after he falls into the cloud
My favorite bit of Rosa's acting in the movie. She's great overall but I can genuinely believe she just lost a loved one there
I'd love to see the movie again, but I don't want to burn myself out by watching the same version multiple times within one week. I watched it in 2D with standard aspect ratio, and now I'd be interested to see it in IMAX - but my local IMAX is literally screening nothing but Marvel crap right now. All day, every day. I'm kind of curious to see how many people are actually watching it there.
We're going to see all IMAX content on the Blu-ray, right?
ha, I dig it. I'm a complete novice with basic photoshop so this is great to me, user.
these are my only, very basic oc works.
>first our IPs
>now our memes
is nothing sacred, china?
I've shared some things, like the zapan box trap, on discord.
I got a mini card game at my theatre. I think this goodie was only available in bumfuck nowhere theatres, it must be extra rare.
>movie needs to make at least $1 billion before it's allowed to have a general on Yea Forums
Stop using Peaches name Jerome.
>ooga booga Alita bad
Go back to the jungle Jerome
>on discord
No, that was actually me that time.
I doubt I'll ever get over not seeing this in IMAX. Never even got a chance at 3D. It fucking hurts, bros.
Prove it.
It was Jerome double-bluffing.
It sucks that trolls are taking your name Peaches. I am getting worried that your namesake will be smeared and of no value soon. How will know its really you?
>he can do it with a great webm
>post on his twitter
I prefer webm pls
I mean, this is all I got. The Arizona Alita can isn't lit up very good.
THERE IS ALWAYS THE SEQUEL RIGHT ;__;
>How will know its really you?
Just wait for the OC webms.
He'll be the one who isn't a massive shitty troll and makes OC
I have the hugest swinging dick so you can always tell by the bulge if you know what I mean.
Fuck IMAX
>rent projector
>Watch it at home in 4k while high on shrooms.
>thats like 3D + another dimension
Nevertheless, I convinced two guys there to see it in theaters. Some other people said they never heard of the movie before, but might rent it when itis available.
>general for a flop
alita x clerks crossover, when?
I have poor eyesight and always wear glasses. Never watched anything in 3D in my entire life. So maybe I dodged a bullet with this one.
But I want to see all the extra IMAX stuff. Sadly, you can't choose between IMAX 3D and 2D for a movie like Alita - not in my city, at least. That's why I watched it in a regular 2D cinema - and now this is the only option that is still available to me.
>Peaches has a penis
PEACHES IS A WOMAN SHITLORD!
Fuck, will post one of my own old .webms to prove myself again. Fuck off taking my name. Might just drop it.
or alita x berserk
sure cries a lot doesn't she
When you're an innocent girl thrust into this world of destruction and death, can take a toll on you.
Fucking cute ! What's the movie ?
this is the only crossover that wouldn't be a fag fest, would watch
>mfw just got caught up on writefag's stories
pure /healing/
She has a solid reason every time.
>pure /healing/
I see you didn't get to the rough parts yet
>general for a movie that wont get a sequel
This is the fine line of when its appropriate to take a name on Yea Forums and when it isn't. If Peaches only posted fresh OC and didn't use Peaches to post in conversation with words then the name means something. When its used in conversation its anyone's guess if it is really Peaches or not. Take this poster for example no one knows if it is Peaches or not. Posting old OC won't prove anything. Anyone can download a pic/webm Peaches made and reupload it and claim to be Peaches.
They laughed at the sex scene during my screening
The only trolls here are from outside the thread. They wouldn't be saving is shit.
That's true and that's why I try to avoid using the name in normal conversation and when not posting OC. I wish I had a new OC in hand to extra, extra prove, but that was just my idea for now.
Shut the fuck up Jerome. Everyone knows trolls lurk threads and download content for OC. Your bullshit isn't fooling anyone.
Same as Captain Marvel. If the rumors are true, we can get someone with the action and acting chops to portray Carol Danvers right. Like pic related.
Does anyone else think Rosa has the perfect voice?
Sign the Petition Bros! Alita Needs a sequel!
no idea, sorry. I saved it because of how similar her outfit is to Alita's when she goes to the Kansas lol
The /feeling/ is part of the /healing/. Darkest Night was a heart-render, but I felt closer to her by the end.
>but my local IMAX is literally screening nothing but Marvel crap right now
Wait a minute. I've just checked their website again, and it appears that in just 2 days they will get rid of Captain Marvel completely, and replace it with Tim Burton's Dumbo. This was fast.
it's ok to cry user. She never lets it stop her and it should never stop you.
is it any wonder any type of namefaggotry is frowned upon in the first place
I love voice cracks so yeah, it works for me.
Maze Runner sequel I think
Rosalita is cute af there
Signed it!!!
Yeah, as I said before, I took it cause some people wanted to recognize what I posted specifically. I think now, I'm limiting it strictly to OC's and new images, no reposts.
>general for a flop
Armitage x Alita Martian buddy cop movie when?
all Peach has to do is post on twitter if he really gave a shit. Until somebody releases enough content as him, he has nothing to worry about.
Get out. This general wasn't made for (You).
gotta try harder than that user
>Maze Runner
thx. Is it worth watching ?
get your pathetic general off my board. there are weeb boards for this kind of shit.
as background noise and waiting for Rosa I guess. It's YA adaptation stuff. Keep your expectations low and you'll be fine.
laughed at:
finger suck
sex scene
yandere scenes
illya tackle and then every illya scene after that
actually even before the tackle
I think she shows up in the sequel and the one after too, they're shit but with watching just because of Rosa
Alita in the sequel is gonna be like V de Vendetta
Based Kojima
more likes on cpt marvel :(
"saw Cpt marvel; also went to the bathroom today, got groceries idgaf"
the likes/retweets don't have that wide a delta so who cares
They're okay movies. They're adaptations of teen novels, but better than crap like the Divergent films. I liked the second movie called The Scorch Trials. It has zombies and Rosa
What would I post on Twitter? I don't want to directly tie it with Yea Forums here.
Also this guy's post and here ain't mine. Let's just drop it.
But more retweets for /ourangel/
>It has zombies and Rosa
Ok, sign me up.
One of the tweets if for the second viewing.
Left the threads for a while in order to watch and rewatch the second Fate movie once my theater barely showed Alita anymore, did I miss much? Any BD news?
Why are Alitafags so new to Yea Forums?
I don´t like so much Kojima since PT but fuck he still based AF.
you won't share it? you said you post OC there I wanna see
like I said, you COULD if you cared to. I've been in the same amount of threads as you and as odd as it sounds I've kind of gotten a vibe for your style of writing so it's not too hard to tell you apart from poseurs.
I knew it was Jerome this whole time trying to sabotage us.
Fine here
twitter.com
Fine I'll make a post on that Twitter, check it.
scary thing is i saw them at the theater and all I remember was CIA was in them.
let it be a lesson kids don't drink too much at the pictures
>did I miss much?
There has been a lot of fresh OC. We are now past 200 Alita general threads. There are several posters claiming to be Peaches now. Don't trust a Peaches poster unless they are posting fresh original OC. Also the box office is less then $5 mil from $400 mil total right now.
hi i just was linked here from gaia online
YOU WONT LAST A DAY IN THE SCARCH
thanks
>a Peaches twitter account with zero original video/webm OC
You aren't fooling anyone Jerome you false flagging faggot.
were you the guy screaming "wormslut" at the fate sub?
God I wish that was me
God I'd love to have a poster of this
Should go without saying but I hope somebody is nice enough to save and keep a content link for the BD threads.
I made bike Alita transparent so you can put her wherever you want.
>user on the left
Hey guys I just changed my name so you know its me. Here is some fresh OC as proof too.
>99
we all do, even if knowing Alita was inherently doomed.
I've never paid much attention to the length of time between theatrical release and blu-ray announcement, but I hope they start releasing some details soon
neat
Too late, I will be in doubt forever now.
I need you to write about a scene you really enjoyed about the movie so I can actually digest your cadence/opinions to be sure.
namefags are just tripfags without balls
trips are for jerks
The only thing worse than namefagging, is fake namefagging.
You are such a liar.
stop pretending to be me gayboi
Okay im gonna trust you but share the images in that webm
>no OC webm included
>not the real Peaches confirmed
these are the funnest treds since the amc bb marathon
everything is ruined
>1 of 4
I DON'T LIKE THAT MY PARENTS ARE FIGHTING STOP; MAKE THEM STOP MKULTRA!!!!
Oh wew
Look, the reason I liked Peaches is they were nice, created OC, and loved Alita. If they take their name off and I can't identify them I'll still like them because I can see that poster is nice, creates OC, and loves Alita. I don't need to see their name for that (and it's why I can pick apart fakes as well).
Keep on carryin' on, Peaches. We appreciate you.
this was inevitable, the only way any threads like these continue is if no one pays attention and doesn't reply to the gaslighting
>2 of 4
>3 of 4
im just having a little fun pls dont be mad
>4 of 4
I'm not actually Peaches by the way.
time to stop user
GOD DAM IT! WHO IS THE REAL PEACHES? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
No problem user, thanks a lot for the excellent images, new wallpapers.
>Peaches name
>Ruined in a dozen posts
Fuck this shit. Everything in these generals just lost all meaning. How will we ever recover?
but I'm not tired
Realize they can take Peaches's name but not their spirit, their kindness, and their creativity.
>touch him again and I will kill you
That’s good. This is an anonymous board
namefagging has always been the worst part tbqh
You can start by leaving Yea Forums and never coming back you fucking casuals.
Give it two hours, we had worse
he is not gone. In a couple hours the shitposters will get sleepy and our boy will return. Have faith.
Probably 30 minutes.
Any recent statements from Jim, Robert, Rosa or Waltz about the film?
I only find Mendelson seething about it
Probably yeah
here have a choco orange
youll feel better
Rosa is lurking here and fapping to the OC, Jim is working on Avatar and Rob is having tacos somewhere
That's it, I'm dropping it. Here's some of the bar dub scene on my Twitter. I'm out for now. Won't use my name at all unless it's strictly new OC.
twitter.com
Also, here's a fresh OC pic, will make a funny .webm very soon. Sorry you guys had to endure all that shit.
All these posts are fake.
Jim Jimmy Jimbo did you know Salem is just a flying city?
Jim has conceded the movie is a flop and that there will be no sequel. Its over. JUST meme incoming.
I was as quiet as could be, VNfags shared what they knew and casuals were all I didn't understand a lot but it looked beautiful (which also applied to Alita sometimes) but nobody actually left the theater disliking Sakura
I was also pumped for Fate since my theater knows their shit and showed the Fate trailer before Alita so it kinda felt like passing a torch
crybaby
all you had to do was wait
you want to share OC, post it and be done with it.
you want credit for it then slap a watermark on it and post it on ifunny
I know how you post, I knew you wouldn't behave like a fag and put REAL PEACHES I'M TOTALLY NOT A LOW IQ NIG as your name, so
Well, is here.
Not as fake as that Twitter account Jerome you lying piece of false flagging shit.
were you the guy screaming "rin pleasures old men for money"?
how to stop a nig from ooga booga-ing like this?
>Average of 5 posts per user.
Yikes.
NEW
Pourquoi t'es un gros con ?
my posts are mostly memes now
Like all the threads in Yea Forums.
>posters are enjoying conversation with several posts each
>yikes
oOF
Healed by Aliya
This so-called treatment, which gives Alita, in fact, lies. In fact, for people with really psychological problems, depression, a lack of a normal future, Alita only makes things worse.
It can only treat normal people who are already fine in their lives. You are monsters.
Thank you for everything you've done in these generals, there are a lot of us here that appreciate all the awesome OC you've made. We wouldn't be the same without you Peaches
To be a monster is to be human.
You don't know what the real problems are. You came here, pleased with life, and spam the word HEALED. But what have you been healed? You and so healthy. Hypocritical being.
This is normal, you should not worry about the problems of other people. However, I hate hypocrisy. Especially in this thread.
Peaches we all value the work you have contributed. Don't let the name bullshit bring you down. Its part of the culture on an anonymous image board. If you abandon the name we will know its you when sweet webms appear. Even if you never took the name in the first place many of us would know it was a particular user posting the work you did because of its style and quality. Your work stands on its own. It doesn't need a name that can be trashed by trolls to be great.
>so many simple sentences
Have you tried complex thoughts?
Alita does not treat. Alita makes it worse, drives her into even greater depths of depression. Neither a beautiful face, nor a pure heart will help a person. It will only make things worse.