I don't really get why this upset people so much. It looks like any pizza you'd get at a local pizza joint

The dough should be as thin as humanly possible, get that disgusting shit away from me you yeasty burgers.

Deep Dish Pizza>other Pizza

Damn, that’s thicc.

I am Dutch and all our cheese are real. In fact cheese is pretty cheap in Europe because there is plenty of milk thanks to EU agricultural policies.

I think that pizza looks delicious by the way. Gordon Ramsey is an elitist prick master chef.

youtube.com/watch?v=1-SJGQ2HLp8

Wayyy too much bread. Otherwise it's perfect

Its a perfectly fine go'sneed

That's not pizza, user. That's some sort of freakish monstrosity.

the pizza is fucking FINE.

gordon only exaggerates for the American version on the show, if this were the British version he'd probably just be like
>Fuck that's a bit big isn't it? And a bit greasy, looks more like a pie than a pizza.

I think that reaction was cause it was so massive. It was supposed to be a medium pizza or something.

>I am Dutch

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I immediately lost all respect I had for him when I saw his "perfect" burger.

youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s

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It's not fine. It's all dough and cheese. Both heavy handed. There's no sophistication.

Why don't you just put some tomato sauce in a crepe and go shove it up your ass.

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They don't call it a pizza pie for nothing

>just rips chunks of cheese and throws it on the pizza
why are italians such slobs?

It was also unironically presented as the "thin crust" option. thats why gordon sperged out

you have to understand that Europeans genuinely think they make better pizza, ESPECIALLY Italians who are embarrassed that they invented it, and suck at making it. I'm not even joking here, EVERYONE makes better pizza than Italians, but Italian American pizza is the best (even though Italians from europe call them mutts and don't recognize their heritage).

Europeans walk through life daily in the shadow of America, and are constantly reminded of America's superiority in sports, academics, science, everything basically. the only thing the euro's have left to cling to is food and culture, but even American culture is becoming the dominant force globally. I'd say "let it go, just let them have the pizza argument" but no, we really can't let that happen.

What's wrong with it, for the brainlets in the thread?

Based US of A.

A good burger is about balance user. Those thicc burgers fuck everything up because most of what you're eating is a fucking wall of beef. It's like when you get a big burrito at Chipotles and it just ends up being a pile of rice and beans and shit because they use a regular tortilla for a baby-sized burrito.

tl;dr: proportions are fucked

Based

This. Perfect analysis

Why don't you go scrape your infection, then you could make the crust as thick as you wanted, no limits.

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>Europeans walk through life daily in the shadow of America, and are constantly reminded of America's superiority in sports, academics, science, everything basically
are you honest to goodness retarded? America is a non-entity in the world's most popular sport, your illiteracy rates are high and the quality of living in much of your nation is very poor. Simply put, you are generally quite a backwards country in many ways

wake up, Hank, for the love of God

>cooking is about balance
Woah.....dude......WOAHH.

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youtu.be/OHmo602vUwM

>shit ton of cheese with oily pieces of meat that look like turds on raw doug

Tell me this is not what the american people in general think is an ok pizza

1. Thin crust is still way too thick and not properly cooked through.
2. Not enough toppings
3. Too heavy on the cheese

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>implying what Americans eat can even be called cheese

>Implying that looks different

BAHAHAHAHAHA. He's going to a restaurant not a Domino's you tasteless baboon.

Yea if a hairy French guy didn't press the cheese with his feet while chainsmoking cloves it doesn't pass the socialist approved work standards of the EU.

It's true, doug never uses a condom

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Real pizzas don't have raw pasty on the inside. That means they didn't thoroughly cook it. They used too high high oven temperature. While a pizza should be greasy, it shouldn't fucking swim in it.

You unironically eat plastic when you eat Cheese in America.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Processed_cheese

You can fool your dumb yoken siblings and shcool friends that you're not eating garbage, but the rest of the world pities you that you can't enjoy such splendors.

*inserts gross sound effect*

well its like you said, he undercooked it. If he'd left it in the oven longer, a lot of that grease would get burned off.

Then he should have used a lower temperature to let the heat sink into the whole pizza. I'm not even a chef and even I know that kind of stuff.

I agree. I think that pizza would have been fine as is, if he just cooked it properly.

Processed cheese is not plastic you imbecile, read your own link. It's dairy products and emulsifiers

American Cheese is a specific product, not all that is available to buy in America. Nobody even eats American cheese directly, its pretty much used for cooking.

>Two seconds please. Is this ice fresh?
>N-no chef, it's frozen
>Fuck me...

You've got it backwards, he didn't use a high enough temperature. Any decent Restaurant pizza is cooked at insanely high temperatures to cook it quickly and evenly. Though the main issue that place had was using far too much dough, than anything else.

I dont get why anyone cares about food at all as long as it tastes good, unless you're eating for health or whatever. Food is something you gobble up and suck for nutrients before shitting it out, it's not fucking art

Tell me what you had for dinner today.

Dubs of truth
I enjoy good taste but eating food is basically a chore. Life would be so much more efficient if we didn't have to do it.

>Now melts!

>doing my weekly monday water fast
>see this thread

Tell me more about this fast of yours. Genuinely curious

This is a wild guess, but I think he means every Monday he only consumes water.

>order a thin crust
>get a fucking hovercraft of a pizza
I still want to know what the thick crust looks like

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Pane?

I only consume water several days of the week. Why am I still fat?

>He doesn't have some of the best pizza in the country near him
>He doesn't know about Pepe's and Modern
New Haven style is the best and anyone who would eat that uncooked doughy mess is a pleb.

What do you eat on the other days?

Only water as in no food, not as in no soda

I admit I eat garbage food but I usually only eat once a day. I still drink a lot of water. ....Oh also I drink a lot of booze

No I hate soda and try to avoid corn starch

Also do you sit on your ass and do nothing all day?

Yeah it's a combination of the garbage food, boozing, and doing nothing. Cut the booze and go for walks. The garbage food you can cut once you've done the other stuff and you're ready to move on.

Soccer sucks though. Enjoy your rampant terrorism and Muslim rapes, yuropoor.

Glad my dominos doesn't suck ass

Aren't pizzas supposed to be greasy?

Not any, just most. Solution: don't go there anymore since it sucks.

Based and redpilled
Fail

It's a fucking meatball sandwich

You forgot about all that delicious Amish and Mennonite cheese.

>shit Italian pizza: tons of sauce and crunchy or overly doughy bread and some little shreds of cheese floating around and some leaves, tastes acidic and sour, can pretty much only taste the sauce with some hints of bread
vs
>American Pizza: tons of cheese and meat, crust cooked to crispy greasy perfection, just the right amount of salty tangy sauce (it's supposed to be the least out of all the other ingredients where it complements the pizza not drowns out the good stuff) cheese cooked until golden, throw on tons of pepperoni, sausage, onions, black olives and mushrooms. tastes like heaven and you tear up when there's no more
one is a global sensation that literally everyone loves
one is eaten in Italy

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see

You don't get to bring food.

I actually enjoy Jamie "dunk it in olive oil" Oliver and his cohorts. Is this a guilty pleasure?

bump

It looks pretty bad imo. I rather eat one of those shitty frozen ones.

M8 Europe has a large dairy market I could buy literal buckets of it without even chipping away at what I make in a week

on the show
>oh fuck me, this pizza is so thick

on his youtube channel
>here's the perfect homemade pizza

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As much as American food disgusts me this user has it right
I ate pizza in Italy and I felt like I was eating old cardboard with a sprinkle of cheese and a cheap sauce overly spread

someone post his burgah

I've also heard real Italian pizza is bad, but thick crust/doughy/deep dish/whatever-the-fuck-you-want-to-call-it is still shit no matter what. Why would you waste your appetite on all this basic bread when you have so much goodness on top?

Pic is perfect pizza.

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not sure where my parents got their taste for pizza, but to them the dough HAS to be crunchy to be a proper good pizza

Ignoring that was their thin crust, and that it wasn’t even cooked properly, it looks fucking disgusting.

Was this before or after?

I also like it crunchy on the outside, but not crispy/dry. If it breaks apart or flakes start to fall off then it's too much.

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This. He can call it something else and it would be justified, like an "extra meat burger" or whatever, but calling it the "perfect burger" is incorrect and disingenuous.

The only mistake was calling it thin crust. They should just not have had that on the menu.

No. Not to that extent at least.

A proper pizza should be folded when eaten.

No sophistication? Eww. You fucking fairy.

Uhhhm, sweety.

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Pizza should be like better naan with stuff on it

>COCA LEAVES ROUGHLY WHIPPER-SNIPPED
>CEMENT POWDER IN
>SULFRIC ACID IN
>GASOLINE IN
>LET THAT MARINATE THEN ADD BATTERY ACID AND FINISH WITH BICARBONATE SODA

CLASSIC, RUSTIC, HONEST, LOCAL

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>Nobody even eats American cheese directly
That is a lie. I hate using it for cooking, but I buy it just to have a piece once in a while because it tastes like my childhood. It tastes like shit even just using it for a grilled cheese though.

>medium "thin crust pizza"
>has thicker crust then many chicago style pizza
>larger then many large pizzas
>undercooked, raw dough
>swimming in grease and cheese

I really hope you don't normally eat pizzas like this

My dick. This is peak pizza, I don't know what's the obsession with burgers and their thick shit. Thick is not bad at all, it's just that thinner is usually better in this case.

>thick crust/doughy/deep dish/whatever-the-fuck-you-want-to-call-it is still shit no matter what.
*AHEM*

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Mamma mia!

Based

is that supposed to convince us?

>obsession with burgers and their thick shit
Have you seen how much toppings Americlaps put on their pizzas? In particular the grotesque amounts of cheese? That's the reason they make the dough so thick, because ottherwise it would never hold that truckload of fat and meat.

So the question should rather be, why do Americlaps put so much shit on their pizzas? My best guess is that it's because it literally is shit, and they have to make up for the lack of taste somehow.

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I'd eat it, but holy shit is it not helping your side. The cheese looks like a filling for fuck's sake, not appetizing at all.

>but thick crust/doughy/deep dish/whatever-the-fuck-you-want-to-call-it is still shit no matter what
>Why would you waste your appetite on all this basic bread when you have so much goodness on top?

I prefer Detroit style deep dish. That picture looks like something my weird aunt would make. What's on top is important, biting into the cheese, having good toppings, etc... But biting into the thick pizza crust is satisfying as well. I like the greasy foldable shit too but I don't have as high of an opinion of it. Pussy ass boring looking pizza like your pic has no place in my life.

>t. prissy European lanklet

Why not just eat melted cheese straight at that point?

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the worst kind of people are the ones who are adamant about there only being "One" true type of Pizza, and it coincidentally always is the type in their region.
Fact is, Pizza is a type of food, not a particular dish, like Pasta, Pizza can come in all forms and shapes, with all kinds of ingredients.

Are you retarded, we are the biggest cheese eaters on the planet.

I agree. One true pizza is the lamest shit. It was never meant to be something for people to be snobby over anyway. I imagine some of these eurofags going to some overpriced bistro with some sad Emeli Sandé ballad playing in the background and paying 30 euros for a pizza they're only going to eat a quarter of. Then they don't even bring it home to eat when they're hung over and don't feel like cooking in the morning.

original, thin, 3-4 ingredients pizzas are for alternative hipsters, italians and gordon himself. Rest of the world is fucking fine and dandy with thick crust, loads of sauce and stringy cheese

>IT'S FANTASTICO

cringe

Fail

This is the best part of any Ramsay show.

Jesus. Looks like instant constipation.

sorry, but if you have high quality meat, you would most likely want twice as much as ramsay put on

Too much oil and far too thick to be a thin crust

WHOA MELTED CHEESE!! INSANE!

At that point I'd rather have something like this

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Peak pizza

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Based bakis Blom

pizza is by default reddit cuisine. if you have ever eaten pizza, kill yourselves

Literally why? Donner over french fries is great and all, but any little donner place will serve it to you like that if you ask. Why ruin a pizza with it?

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Europoor here, Italian pizza is shit. I want cheese on my fucking pizza not watery sauce on bread.

I've had NY pizza before and it's good but the best I've had is in Croatia, they double layer the meat so it's under the cheese then on top of it. So fucking delicious

>Literally why?
Swedish hangover food. My best guess is that it started when some dude walked into his local pizza place at 14:00 on a sunday after a night of drinking and was adamant that he wanted a "kebab pizza with fries."

>2019
>buying deep pan pizza

But why not just go to the donner shop next door?

fuck off

Min neger.

Alcohol is loaded with calories and sugars depending on what you drink, it's why alcoholics who sit in bars all day don't need to eat.

Cut back the beer user, and do some exercise too. Even if it's just walking for 20 minutes a day

In Sweden they are one and the same. No joke.

You're wrong.

The primary aspect of the burger is the patty. That's why it's called a burger patty. The additions such as lettuce, tomato, cheese, etc. are toppings or garnishings. They are not meant to be in equal proportion to the meat.

>it's about balance
What you are thinking of is a sandwich, not a burger.

Go back faggot.

>implying they're separate places
Why make a hassle of only serving one thing that drunk people want, when you can serve all of them?

>That's our thin crust

THIS IS A PIZZA! NOW FUCK OFF

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Makes me feel sad knowing I'll never get to eat anything Gordon Ramsay has cooked himself.

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Enjoy beeing the flesh golems of israel. I rther join the kalifat than to become literal cattle for a parasitic entity.

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I've never had a pizza look that bad that I didn't make myself

What is the point of so much cheese?

I get sick just looking at it

Nah man. Maybe if you live in a flyover state. But if you came to Philly or NY that shit wouldn't fly. The crust is enormous. There is either too much cheese or its undercooked. Prob so doughy.

our cheese is real, cheap and not yellow plastic

That looks so good, but you just know that before you'd had time to take three bites it'd already be congealing and becoming unappetizing. I'm saddened to know that I won't live long enough for some genetic/molecular scientist inventing cheese that stays melted longer.

this. who the fuck can be proud of being dutch? their language is so shit its like an african language

It IS an african language, lol. Afrikaans.

My local joint has a Naples native pizzarolypoly. It's amazing. Also, we're flyover.

It's okay to be poor, but Wisconsin won the world cheese championship in 2016. I don't think you europoors can grasp how huge of a selection you have in the US ranging from kraft cheese product slices to international award winning cheese from some crazy Jews in Wisconsin or imports.

Why do americans burn their pizza so much? Isn't that unhealthy?

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>muh jewish awards

run by teenagers who don’t really care. my local Pizza Hut got shut down for being too unsanitary.

>unhealthy
Speaking of that, is melted cheese less healthy than regular cheese? It instinctually feels like it should be, but I don't know enough about foods to tell.

nope all that all and grease is in the cheese already

Yes, carbonized shit is cancerous

I fucking hate saltine crust pizza like the bullshit you're describing. What a miserable way t consume pizza.

>wordswordswords
Leftist-tier meme image. What a disaster.

>I've had NY pizza before and it's good but the best I've had is in Croatia, they double layer the meat so it's under the cheese then on top of it. So fucking delicious
That much meat would make the pizza too greasy I feel. At the age I am now I've realized that the key to a good pizza is a nice doughy crust and the sauce. The sauce is really what makes a pizza good or not.

Don't be sad, you're not a fault for the rising american illiteracy. It would be pearls before the swine to let you read and come o your own ideas.

How bad is it? Worse than a cigarette? Better?

crust has to be a bit puffy, I always let them sit for a while after on the tray/stone before putting toppings on them

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>writing some goofy novella that could be easily summarized as 'I am butthurt that I live in America's shadow'
This must be that artisasanal european shitposting I hear so much about, where it's like ours except shittier.

This looks the pizza germans eat.

It's 90% oil and raw dough

In Sweden, pizzerias are essentially just restaurants that serve food that were brought in by waves of immigrants. It started with the Italians in the 60's and 70's which is why we call them pizzerias. Soon, however, the Italians were replaced by eastern Europeans and, particularly, Turks brought with them their own ideas of how to make pizza and also döner kebab. Given the current situation I wouldn't be surprised if Swedish pizzerias twenty years from now were run by Syrians and Somalis instead.

>two sentances
>novella
Thanks for making my point, cattle.

Smug euroshits cant understand anything. I had a from from the ukraine who thought all american beer was ipa. Had no clue there are literally thousands of craft breweries here. They also don't understand the size of the usa, dont blame them though theyre too busy swallowing muslim dick to learn.

cringe post

Hell yeah raclette

How much calories is this?

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What the fuck kind of local pizza joints do you eat at? I grew up in NYC, and that may not necessarily be bad, but it's fucking monstrously thick.

The fuck are the bits of turd on that pizza?

Have a (you) lol

You know, for as ignorant as Mohammedans (europoors) claim Americans are about Europe, you people sure are ignorant as FUCK about America.

Do you not see the great irony here? You're everything you claim Americans to be. You don't know jackshit about our country but think you do because of shit you watch on tv.

We have almost every single kind of cheese that's made anywhere else in the world you fucking moron. There's usually a section in the deli area that is devoted to different kinds of cheese such a brie, parmesan etc.f you've ever stepped foot in an American supermarket you'd know this. Every day I realize more and more how retarded the average european is.

Count your calories asshole

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dog food

>le reddit cartoon
You have to go back

Americans are subhuman disgusting animals that need to be holocausted in the most painful way possible and broadcast it 24/7 to even the most remote African shit hole. Americans are a failed experiment that cant be allowed to exist anymore. I curse the British empire for creating this abomination

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> I don't really get why this upset people so much. It looks like any pizza you'd get at a local pizza joint.

THIS is a pizza. THAT is an inner tube with cheese on it.

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Ramsay's biggest problem always has been his inability to recognise the niche that Greasy Spoon style places occupy. Instead, he wants to turn everything into a generic hipster gastropub.

>American thinking he knows what cheese is

They literally can’t call your “cheese” cheese over here. They have to call them cheese flavoured slices.

It’s basically melted yellow plastic.

We have actual cheese in america you fucking mongoloid. Kill yourself, simpleton.

that made me laugh out loud

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Lol imagine being an amerinutt and thinking you have superior cheese or food in any way

>baked on some fucking pizza block
yeah right I don't have a wooden furnace to bake that Ramsey

looks like Wagner frozen pizza

We have aerosol cheese though, something you europoors will never get.

Exactly

>this is a serving for one in america

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>amerishart thinks he's ever tasted actual cheese

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You have to realize he's trolling you, right? Does the OP image look like it's made with American cheese slices?

>gordon ramsey
>piers morgan
>simon cowell
why do americans like watching their countrymen be humiliated by brits on television so much? is it some kind of a cuck thing?

>he still thinks his "pasteurized process topping" is cheese

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All of those are examples of American “feel good” entertainment. The nasty British man gets upset at first and curses but it’s all fine because eventually he makes everything turn out great for eveybody and everyone lives happily ester after. Roll credits.

Literally the most pathetic form of entertainment there is.

Kek what is that?

brussels sprout i think

How fat are you that you don't know that?

Imagine all these retards making pizza dough when you can just use toast out of the box for the same taste.

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Looks like a small potato

this is what pizza should always be like, fresh and light. If I eat American style 'pizza' I feel like absolute shit after.

The black shirt are actually hairy arms.

Why not eat everything at that point?

>but thick crust/doughy/deep dish/whatever-the-fuck-you-want-to-call-it is still shit no matter what. Why would you waste your appetite on all this basic bread when you have so much goodness on top?

I honestly love bread. A [good] thick crust pizza combines the awesomeness of fresh baked bread with the ingredients on top.

>all these seething yuros
How does the US do it lads? Undisputed bait champions

“Beef”

Anyone ITT been to a Jamie's Italian, wherever in the world you are?

Italian-southamerican here
this is how you do it.
Thin home made crust, fresh tomatos, mozarella cheese, basil

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>No salami?
>also nice digits

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>Italian-southamerican
Wtf do you even look like?
are you handsome?

>dolby squishing sounds are added

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kinda, but im also hikikomori, so my only social interactions are job and freemasonry related

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Why would a man review a food before tasting it?

Lmaoing at all the insecure Europeeings replying to you.

Presentation is important.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_cheeses
vs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese

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Some Italian pizza kinos
m.youtube.com/watch?v=SGsGYcnpV50
m.youtube.com/watch?v=JIuklKEkNQs
Sharters will never understand quality ingredients over quantity

Gordon's whole pitch to these restaurants is "I'll try to make your restaurant more like my world-famous restaurants". He's considered top 3 chefs in the west and has an astounding business sense in the restaurant industry. When he goes to these restaurants the first thing he does is sample a wide variety of their food to see how their practices come to fruition. In this case a "thin crust" pizza is more traditional crust, the pizza is over-oiled and thus soggy and more bland, and the pizza is under cooked. Resulting in a bland, greasy pizza.

Gordon doesn't hate on it because he thinks he has the best taste pallet in the planet, he shits on it because it's technically shit pizza and if you want to have a world-renown restaurant you won't pass with shit pizza. Also a LOT is cut for TV.

Do you feel important?

You realize he owns one of the most successful burger restaurants in the world, right?

People who hate Gordon don't understand restaurants as a business. Let me phrase it like Joe Dirt did to his moron Indian friend selling snakes and sparklers: "It's not what YOU want, it's what the CONSUMER wants"

And the consumers disagree with you, you elitist fuck

Wow h oly SHIT dude you guys have PARMESAN and BRIE? Dude we don't have that at all here in Europe, I have never seen a cheese section in my LIFE

>implying people don't eat just about anything, microwave dinners are also 'successful'
>implying people don't go to his restaurants because WOW AS SEEN ON TV-

If I ate this I wouldn't be able to have anything else for the rest of the day.

Fucking Americans, I swear.

definitely not.

Not a huge cheesefag, but that looks fucking delicious.

>it's raw
Gets me every time.

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10/10. You snagged quite the haul of (you)s.

>hikikomori
>job

>cheese
>

My favorite culinary-focused YouTube channel.

Look at the replying butt blasted europoors. This is how you know they can't afford cheese while getting taxed out the ass.

>hikikomor
its a job that doesnt involve social interaction

Eating a big slice of cheese sandwich with curry ketchup right now boyo

>implying you can't have a job being a shut-in

>be american
>get shot
>cant afford anything ever again

stop being so fat.

Most of the pizza you get in italy is pretty strong tasting with vivid flavors, what shitty hole-in-the-wall Turkish joint did you go to?

>ruining cheese with fucking ketchup

Detroit style pizza is unironically the best. Deep dish square pan pizza where every slice has edge crust, the crust itself is carmelized with a full bodied crunch, and it's a happy medium between the casserole shit of Chicago and the cheese dusted cardboard of new york.

>suddenly notices tax is paid separately on American store products

Whole grain bread, decent cheese, ketchup and spice, I'm a simple man

>be europoor
>pay tv license
>pay porn license
>pay knife license
>can’t afford cheese
Such is life

>be amerimutt
>get paycheck
>tip bankteller
>tip others in line
>tip doorman
>tip taxidriver
>paycheck gone
>tip boss anyway for allowing you to work there
>go into debt and still no cheese

I was pleasantly surprised by Germany, you could get a lot worse than their frozen pizzas

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Wtf Britain?

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They even push the receipt on you in US restaurants when they see you are done eating, amerimutt waiters are that desperate for a tip

The eternal anglo man, stay far away from them

you faggots have shit taste, only good pizza is cheese pizza. everything else ruins it

Are you seriously implying you aren't aware that sharp cheeses and sweet fruit pair together excellently? Why do you think cheeseplatters often have fruit or jam on there?
Ameridumbs man

The whole “plus tax” thing that shows up when Americans discuss prices is super bizarre to me. Over here you wouldn’t even be allowed to advertise the price without tax included to regular consumers.

Usually the key is the keep them separate for optimal contrast though

Hell you even get kilo/liter price for most products so you can pick the optimal price if you want to Corporations just love to be dishonest to fuck people over in the US

As I have gotten older I have started taking the less is more approach to pizza. I’d rather have a few toppings of really high quality than a whole bunch of gunk that falls off as you try to pick up a slice. A nice classic pizza with good tomato sauce and mozzarella is always great. Generally though, I want some form of meat on it as well. Typically some fine salami or ham.

>Yea Forums - culinary rulers of the cosmos

I'm a Europoor and that pizza looked fucking tasty, it's just that only a burger could it that in one sitting

Im 60 kgs and 180 cm tall and i can not get full with this one pizza.
I eat 2 times a day roughly 1.300 -1.500 kg a meal of food no deserts or snacks included.

kek

And you’re a teenager with a hyperactive metabolism. I’ve been there too. These days I can’t even eat a hamburger without my ass jiggling for a week.

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>pizzaburger
>hot dog
You lying son of a bitch!

>It tastes like shit even just using it for a grilled cheese though
You are supposed to use it mixed with a slice of something else for grilled cheese. The point of American cheese in cooking is that it melts to a really nice consistency. You use it for making sauces, or melting it along other cheeses to get them to a creamy consistency.

>american "cheese"
ameritards are going to defend this
youtube.com/watch?v=EIU0hwaiAG8

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>You know, for as ignorant as Mohammedans (europoors) claim Americans are about Europe, you people sure are ignorant as FUCK about America.
shut up jamal.

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>aka yellow vomit

The briazzo should just take pizza over as a whole.

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>pizzaburger
>hot dog
What part of it is pizza?

>we have won ONCE we wear the big boy pants now.

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pizza is literally undercooked you degenerate.

>What part of it is pizza?
The classic napoli sauce with the mozzarella cheese and the thin crust underneath. It has the topping of a danish hot dog and the form and presentation of a hamburger sandwich. German engineering.

>I think that pizza looks delicious by the way. Gordon Ramsey is an elitist prick master chef.
no gordon just knows quality as a star cook while you and your food knowledge is limited to pasta with ketchup.

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Fucking based.
All Italians need to do is put pizza toppings on focaccia but they won't ever because they like their crust thin and faggy.

Nope, the dutchman is right.

Oh cute. Babbie's first vulcan.

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I just like classic style pizza, nothing too fancy.

Pic related is from my local go to pizza place.

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sounds disgusting dude

>americans
>humans

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about what? you can clearly see it's undercooked by the non-golden cheese and non-golden backed bread crust. learn cooking ffs.

holy shit yuropoors got baited HARD hahahaha

>mutt cheese costs $0.02 per kilo
>still wonders why Europoors find it disgusting
How many mutts have only ever tasted "cheese" which comes pre sliced or is stuck in a can or tube with the same consistency as mayonaise?

>about what?
About the amount of cheese on the pizza, which Gordon threw a hissy fit about. Did you even read the post you replied to you fucking moron?

>sports
never won WM football
>academics
lmao
>science
needed to import german scientists in order to win WW2
alao litteraly seething 56%er

>I think that pizza looks delicious by the way
did you? absolute retard.

then don't ruin the meat by making a burger out of it that has a bunch of sauces and other shit.

>which Gordon threw a hissy fit about
Because it literally started gliding of the slice due too there being too much of it.

Yep, if the dough were cooked all the way through it would have been perfectly fine. Sorry you only like faggy thin crust LOL

impressive

b*tch have you tried raspberry cheese

>Yep, if the dough were cooked all the way through it would have been perfectly fine.
wich was my point

Where's the problem?

tried them. they are shit.

You shouldn't have to work to make the toppings stay on the pizza, you fat fuck.

That's not what the poster was talking about, he was talking about the cheese. You didn't read his reply or the post he was responding to. I know it's hard on your widdle bwanie wanie, but try reading the thread before you make a post.

You don't have to work, you put the pizza into your mouth and bite. Usually it's easier to eat it that way then using a knife and fork to scrape it off the pizza and adding gross sound effects like Gordon did.

>using a knife and fork to scrape it off the pizza
That pizza was falling apart very well on its own, user.

kim and kanye 3 doors down
trust me

that

is a burga to die for

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Probably harder to smoke than a cigarette.

i did and you should do the same. just because they were talking about cheese before doesn't make the statement "pizza looks delicious by the way" any less false. two digit moron.

'Deep dish' or 'pie' pizza isn't pizza, it's a bloody quiche. No one would have a problem with it if they just called it a quiche.

Pic related is pizza.

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It does in regards to the cheese, which is what he was talking about. Sorry you got BTFO so easily because you didn't read.

Nope, there was plenty of time for him to have brought it to his mouth and take a bite. He just wanted to make a show for the camera.

he said the PIZZA looks delicious by the way and not the CHEESE on the pizza looks delicious by the way.
>Sorry you got BTFO so easily because you didn't read.
the absolute irony.

Pic related is gay.

Basado

The post was about cheese, the post he was responding to was about cheese. You got BTFO.

Why is there diarrhea on that pizza, user?

A Burger is a type of sandwich

I agree that deep dish probably does not qualify as actual pizza, but I find the debate of what a pizza actually is somewhat interesting. The AVPN's definition, for example, is far too narrow and restrictive to include the different varieties that do exist around the world and which logically should qualify as pizza.

I'd say, a pizza must at the very least consist of a thin crust with tomato sauce on it.

>burger is a type of sandwich
>pizza is a type of pie
AND I WANT TO SCREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAM

>I am Dutch and all our cheese are real. In fact cheese is pretty cheap in Europe because there is plenty of milk thanks to EU agricultural policies.

this was a in discussion about cheese in general and not the cheese on the pizza. the "by the way" and astrophobe made it clear he was giving his opinion on the pizza in general without having a connection to the discussion before. either you are trolling or legit incapable of reading.

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You're better off making your own honestly

see
The post was about cheese. l2r