WTF is her problem?

>I have an idea for a new original character named Jane Bondage

But what about Jessica bond???

jane bond played by amandla stenberg

Yeah of course James bond should be a male, but what about Jessica bond?

doona bae would be perfect for the part

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i love Eva

I would convert just for a chance to hug her.

>WTF is her problem?
Nothing. She is right. James Bond is an ethnically British male. Any change will crash the franchise. A spin-off is way more likely and preferred.

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Should be played by a trans man

Based mommy keeping traditional values alive.

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This just made a beautiful woman even more beautiful

Top 3 Bond girl. Best one 21st century

Jesus, Kpop is embarrassing to watch

and american music isn't?

youtube.com/watch?v=SjyCIoEkT8I

lil uzi vert became yellow pilled

>Succubus have power over men
>Succubus getting any benefit from removing men from power.

But user, according to the BBC England´s original population was black, the roman empire was black, and the pilots who fougth the WWII were black...why?

Think about it
>One Bond
>Unlimited Bond Girls
>One Lady Bond
>No Bond Girls

>ethnically british
wtf there's no such thing

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AND
tranny pilled

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>ethnically British male.
the actual writer of James Bond retconned him to be Scottish after Sean Connery played the role so well.

>original population was black, the roman empire was black, and the pilots who fougth the WWII were black
I'll make it crystal clear. Ian Fleming who wrote the original Bond novels created Bond to be a white Anglo-Saxon British male. Sean Connery changed this slightly but that was it.
THIS. Any change to the formula will destroy the whole point of James Bond. Might as well end it after Craig's last film if you guys want a different movie.

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This presents another issue: movies with a female protagonist who goes around fucking dudes are directed at women, because men don't want to see a viewpoint character taking dick, which is why when they do the movies are romances or romantic comedies, not action movies, because action movies are directed at men and women find action movies boring.
And no, capeshit doesn't count. True action movies like a Bond movie are simply not made for women. A Bond movie with a female bond could only go two ways:
A. she is celibate. No "Bond guy" or whatever the fuck, and if there is one it doesn't go beyond flirting.
B. it basically turns into capeshit so that women will go watch it, probably with a Captain Marvel-like marketing campaign proclaiming it to be the most important event in feminism history since the right to vote
Or C. she's bisexual and only fucks chicks on screen a la Atomic Blonde.

That would be rap you legit retard

What are you talking about?

She meant to say Black Man

She's probably nude right now.

I thought it said “ironic Bond girl”

No she definitely wears pyjamas.

Based Eva Green triggering sjw moralfagging millenials

Why are Jewish women so based? Is this part of the global conspiracy to breed Christendom out of existence? If so I'll do my part.

If you say so

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this is fucking retarded
too many people are picking sides for this ridiculous dick measuring contest between men and women
there's literally nothing fucking wrong with a woman playing bond
he's just a character
people have been playing characters for years regardless of gender
shakespearean plays had women played by men, and no one gave a gender fuss back then

>ethnically British
An American typed this post

Yes, you are right. "HE" is a character. Not "she."

Absolutely based

I watched CR today and she was easily a top 3 Bond girl.

>he is a character

well done dude, you blew it

that's a yikes from me :^) BOND IS MALE

>there's literally nothing fucking wrong with a woman playing bond
Then go watch Atomic Blonde or countless other similar themed movies. Or hope for a Bond spin-off with a female 00 agent. PLEASE for all that is sacred leave James Bond alone!

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Bond has been played by a woman before. I think that it was actually one of the actresses who had played a Bond girl in a previous film.

>she was easily a top 3 Bond girl.
totally agree. who are your other favorites?

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A Jamal typed this post.

I need to eat her ass pussy and armpits.

Famke (not really a Bond girl but still) and that hapa-looking woman from Skyfall

Caroline Munro
Jane Seymour

>there's literally nothing fucking wrong with a woman playing bond
yikes

BBC now stands for big boy c9ck. spread the word.

This

By “pill” you mean suppository, correct?

hehe

Wrong thread. Check the catalog for the brie larson threads.

She likes men

Imagine if she was your wife, lol

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Imagine if she was your mom, lol

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hot

HI HERROOOO
CHING CHONG PING PONGGGG
ASIAN MASCURINITY CAWRING HERROOOO

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Ralph Fiennes agrees

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James Bond is a character explicitly designed from the ground-up as male wish fulfillment. Trying to transplant the idea onto a female character just doesn't work. Women don't fantasize about guns, cars, and explosions the way men do.

Holy shit those angry incel replies lmaooooo

Fiennes looks like the illustration of bond

>iconic

uh

Shes ugly without makeup desu

It's called "fuck you money," loser lefty. It's the thing everyone you hate/are jealous of will eventually have over you as you cry about muh oppression.

and the first M was a man what is this person trying to say?

So is progress nothing but replacement?

>"people have been playing characters for years regardless of gender"

That's the stupidest thing I've ever read on this website. This is bait right? People can't be this stupid

Scottish is british

>no one gave a gender fuss back then
Lol

who knew Yea Forums was this easy to emotionally fragile?

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IDK what this webm is from but she just oozes eroticism.

>women are better off creating their own action heroes instead
How can one woman be so based! fuucking finally a women knows what we want!

They tried it back with Halle Berry. Nobody wanted it.

Dry forced hand jobs while she demands you call her "mummy"?

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She's a rich homely NEET who doesn't give a fuck about virtue signaling or Hollywood leftists attention points, that's her "problem"

Absolutely based and cute pilled

Triggered pussy! Based Eva.

this dude gets it, just make your own stories

>dick measuring contest between men and women
I wonder how that would go

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>Khazar
She's Sephardic, not Ashkenazi.

It's from Womb
The essential mommyfu movie
I'm not joking, just watch it

he should know it is unironically mommyfu.

based Eva "do I really need my clothes on for this scene" Green

They should have had Fiennes play bond since the 90s, starting as the young classic bond and ending up old like all the other bond actors eventually do. The only difference is where all other bond actors look like geriatric perverts by their last movie because they play the exact same young character, Ralph still looks hard as nails and handsome and they could have him play an older more experienced bond. Imagine the kino of having the same bond for 15+ years and the evolution of his character. Plus Fiennes is a better actor than every bond actor. Hindsight is 20/20.

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BUILT for incest

>Ralph still looks hard as nails and handsome
He resembles Freddy Krueger more than anything nowadays. His hair loss happened pretty rapidly after The English Patient.

She's been my crush since I saw 300 Rise of an Empire
>Swn make you her slave
>Swn put you in chains
Bullshit, post pic without makeup. I bet she's even hotter

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Light makeup but still QT. Dumbo premiere had a bad makeup job going on. Might just have been the lack of coon eyes I'm used to.

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Pic-related would beat you sweetie :)
I'd like Eva to gas me if you know what I mean

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Seems unbelievable this is even any kind of discussion. The wheels sure are falling off on culture.

GOD I would eat her asshole

ew, she looks like a science teacher at goldberg high

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Looks sort of like a mime or sexy clown, I can dig it.

Shes a Classy woman with a classy opinion - thats why you cant understand it op

>Dog. Shaken, not stirred.
Fuck chinks user.

wtf iz dat?

Ugly jewess.

Trips.

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thank you voldemort
DEH

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BASED

Would still let her put me in chains

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