You can have any brew you want... as long as it's a Corona

You can have any brew you want... as long as it's a Corona.

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>drinking bubbly flavored water
disgusting

>american/mexican beer
fucking disgusting

I'll have an agua

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do they still advertise it in the newer films?

Corona is good beer. So good you can almost taste it under all that water

I bought one bottle today because it was never sold here. What am I in for?

Put a slice of lemon in it

hmm okay

then throw it on the sink

Coronas arent meant to be drunk with a lime wedge. It was just a marketing stunt devised by two students in Austin and San Diego that was plagiarized by the then Mexican Company. "It opened to us a lot of markets around the world"

It tastes like absolutely nothing. Like carbonated water with a twang of taste
the secret is all light beer and pale pillager tastes better with a lime wedge, because it tastes like nothing.

>the secret is all light beer and pale pillager tastes better with a lime wedge, because it tastes like nothing.
t. american

you're right, our mass market beer is crap, that's what I was referring to

Corona sure taste better with the slice of lemon in it but to be honest if i want a lemon beer i pick a radler, instead of showing lemon slices in all my light beer.

I havent drank a beer in 9 years.

I do coke now, much more ruinous

I'm sure you have some Belgian or at least Czech brands there though so don't insult all beer but yes mainstream brands are usually crap everywhere.

One truly never stops to learn.

face it, if dom was dominique or brian was briana this would have been a straight up street race romance movie

EY LEMME GET A MUTHAFUCKIN UHHHHHHH

switch to diet

diet coke is alt-right now

I don't have a hard time believing this is true, but I want a link so I can read more.

it's a joke but you still can google "trump diet coke" yourself

ah it was okay, nothing special, not terrible but very bleak

I like Corona, plus it's available in almost every bar so I don't have to drink Heinepiss or something like that.

thanks for nothing

I enjoy "shit" beer like Corona and Budweiser. Fight me

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Budweiser is fucking good if you just want to get drunk

No, it's shit.

got any proofs?

kek

Anybody who talks shit about cheap beer is a fucking fairy. You drink it for the effect it has, not for the taste. It's like somebody giving you shit for taking Aspirin because they think Tylenol tastes better. It's missing the whole fucking point.

based 200 iq bro

too bad you need too much of it to actually get drunk.

I don't think it's that kind of coke, user

It tastes like shit.
Also the only beer i got hungover from. And i only had three bottles.

>Ctrl+f "filthy mexican piss water"
>no results
What's become of you, Yea Forums?

Lotta this ITT

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When I used to have visitors I would say this line except instead of corona I said Keystone Light

What a beta lmao

DUDE SEGUES FOR OFF TOPIC DISCUSSIONS LMAO

>Keystone Light
Based

millennials are the worst mistake humanity ever made. no way there's anything that will ever top it

literally a roastie

Did you know that fans and furious made corona $15 million? FOR FREE! no really, it did it for free
Now you can go back to shilling captain fungus

>00s film
>BAWWIDDABAWIDAMGYDANGDUNGYDINGDONGDANKYDUNGDUNGYDONKEYDANGYDINGDINGDONGY

so... Corona tastes like shit because of the clear bottle right?
or is it really just shit

Yes the other problem is it's not 100% mexican now
it's still it doesn't taste like shit, more like watered down beer

*drinks the spit of another guy*

and?

>Budweiser is fucking good if you just want to get drunk
Yeah maybe after you've drank the whole 30rack.

You don't have to write the image text, newfag.

Based butters poster.

Last time i remember getting drunk with beer only i was under 25 years old. I put a shot of vodka in them nowadays or its like water.

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anyone else /BB/ here? Is that Paul from Big Brother in the back center?

Lmaoing at all the cheap beer losers in this thread. You're not better than other people because you spend your money on malt flavored water

>still dont feel anything after like 6

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UH YEAH I'LL HAVE A MILLER HIGH LIFE? THE CHAMPAGNE OF BEERS? YEAH THANKS.

>You can have any brew you want...as long as it's Mexican piss water.
What did he mean by this?

Why is he holding the bottle like that?

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Yes

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>aint got no mountain dew baja blast

Budweiser in a bottle is good if you're eating at a restaurant or watching a movie with chips or something.
Corona tastes like cheddar cheese

I dunno eh, i just like a smooth inoffensive lager. My craft beer mate called me a Bogan when i said that. I just think IPAs taste like beer that's gone bad. That's just my personal taste

Heineken has 3 ingredients malt water and hops. Now look on the back of yours high fructose corn syrup probably lmao