Yea Forums makes a movie. but you can only organize it in tropes

Yea Forums makes a movie. but you can only organize it in tropes.

I'll start. The alarm clock blares in the sun. college guy hits the button, but knocks over some beer cans.

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The End?

Op chokes on nigger cock.

clean your room

Fuck off peterson

“11 o clock?! I’m late for work!”
Character jumps out of bed
A montage of the character getting ready incredibly quickly while fumbling around ensues, to the song “All Star” by Smashmouth
The montage ensues
-the character pouring coffee into his cereal
-stepping in dog poo
-noticing huge hickey on neck while shaving

"time 4 work"
>pulls gun out of dresser
>puts on tuxedo
"last job, I am old man"

>gets paired with rookie who’s on their first day

>races outside to catch bus
>runs across street to bus stop without looking both ways
>truck doing 60 collides with character *freeze frame at point of impact*
>*record scratch*
>yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation.
>teenage wasteland starts playing
>let’s see, first we have to go back to the beginning...
>vhs rewinding sound
>stops at the Big Bang
>whoa! That’s a bit too far!

I have the same alarm clock

holy shit i have that same clock

Hey I have that clock but I use it as a radio

>with his shirt on inside out, he runs past a black man on the way to the bus, nearly colliding with him because he's focused on the piece of toast in his mouth
>black man shakes head, "white people"

My dad has that alarm clock

>lets go a bit foward
>camera zooms in and lands on rural town
>year is 1992

The station seargant is up to his eyeballs in people complaining all at the same time and shouting over one another in angry demanding tones.
The protag cop, a scruffy looking individual rolls into his office and closes the door and shutter blinds. The shouts are now muffled.
Some mysterious detective from out of town taps his cigarette into the ash tray in the corner and looks up, almost as if he’s been waiting a while for the protag

>college guy goes to class
>US History 102
>Vietnam discussion
>It aint me starts playing

Girl is naked in bed but keeps sleeping, he’s not sure who she is

>Our protag fumbles getting his bus pass out and drops an important item out of his bag. This drops to the sidewalk and rolls away.
>Stray scruffy looking dog trots up, sniffs the item
>Close up to protags face as his eyes widen and he mouths "nnnnoooooooooo...!"
>Dog picks up item and runs off with it
>Guy rolls his eyes and starts sprinting after the dog as music swells...
>Hey Now! You're an All-Star!

>gets out of bed
>gets ready to leave for work
>opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

and apparently he also shitposts here
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>In the middle of the chase, the protagonist runs past the window of a coffee shop
>stops, walks backwards a few steps, and cut to a 10/10 blonde stacy setting 2 cups of coffee down while laughing
>cheesy love song
>she sets the other cup in front of Chad, cut to protagonists disappointed face
>at this moment she looks up at protagonist - their eyes meet and protagonist is in a daze
>he then does a double take and realizes that the dog is getting away with his important thing
>awkwardly waves at stacy, she gives a confused look, Chad turns around and protagonist is gone