This gorgeous woman finally stars in a film worthy of her. Any fans here? Here is a sypnopsis-sypnopsis? Sypnosis. Sypnopsis:
>Rebel Wilson is naked all the time, joyfully showing off her heaving breasts and perfect, doughy ass, biting her lip on cue, drinking deep from the well of her superiority to other women as she mocks them openly in front of their employer - who is me. When Rebel asks the receptionist to come out from behind her desk and get on her knees, she does so gratefully, then buries her face in a billowy pubic bush, taking in the scent, the moisture, the coarseness of the hair against her soft white skin. She wraps her arms around Rebel's enormous buttocks, hardly able to move them, running the tips of her fingers along her damp crack as she begins to press her palms into her flesh, urging Rebel's hips forward even as she sticks out her tongue and drags it down the bush, leaving a glistening trail to indicate the way to her new occupation for the next half hour, at least. Rebel thrusts her hips when the tongue goes in and clutches the woman's hair.
It is high concept, futuristic. Most of Rebel's scenes take place at a high tech facility in Anarctica. The set would be kept at 45 degrees to ensure her nipples stay hard and her flesh remains charges with goosebumps, her layers of fat protecting her like a polar bear. Here's the cast: >Rebel Wilson as Naked Rebel Wilson >Me as Owner of Futuristic Company >John C. Reiley and >Will Farrell as step brothers who own a rival company called "Do Mongrily" >Keri Russell as a tech assassin and ninja who loves to ride dick >Ryu Hyubasa from Ninja Gaiden as himself
Dominic Lewis
The science fiction aspects come in from the fast paced combat scenes and the strange vehicles they drive. >Rebel rides in a steel ball on a fur lined throne, lazing in perfect beauty, the abundance of her flowing down like a waterfall shaped by the hands of Venus. >High tech tanks with lasers attack her, but her ball vehicle has force fields to protect it; she wins by defense, not offense. >When they surround her to kill her with drill beams, she turns the outside of her ball vehicle clear so they can see inside. >The soldiers take off their holo visors to gaze upon her with naked, human eyes. >She rises from her throne and looks on them with perfect serenity. >The hardened cyber marines throw down their weapons in shame and weep at her beauty.
Xavier Phillips
I think for the promotional campaign for the film she should wear pencil skirts that show off just how grand her butt really is, a practical work of art. Despite the sci-fi trappings, she would have plenty of room to show off her true acting chops >Dramatic action scenes >Heavy comedy >Sincere portrayal of a single nude woman in a difficult employment situation
>Unfortunately the film has been cancelled due to the death of Rebel on the first day of filming. Cause of death is a heart attack.
Christian Murphy
based. something based is going on. i don't know what it is and it is frankly too disturbing for me to engage with further. but it is based. probably not redpilled, but based and not-redpilled-pilled.
Josiah Moore
If you can name any film concept that is better than this one, I will agree that this thread is a waste, otherwise I think it is the most important thread on the board because it is by default the best film concept of all time.
>Rebel exercises-in the nude of course-with gravitized weights that seek to pull her down to Earth. >She dances across the gym mat in the company gym, AI-calibrated weights creating gravity pools to drag her down, eventually slamming her to the mat. >She leaves a wet imprint there and when she rises the sweat rolls down the valleys and crags of her perfect body like streaming Niagra Falls. And rise she does
What exactly is it about her that she looks like she was wearing a fat suit? I feel she could be fine as hell if she just dropped like 100kg.
Noah Flores
>John C. Reilly and Will Ferrell have had enough >"Why are they horning in on our dip business step brother? This is bullshit" >They send in Ryu Hayabusa (the Ninja Gaiden 2 version and not that piece of shit Sigma) >He wants to cut up Rebel like sushi and he is deadly fast
>Dick riding ninja Keri Russell is coming to get in the way >She packs a vibro blade that can melt steel like a hard dick through a key lime pie >She likes those too >Dicks, I mean >Will she slice Ryu to pieces and end his reign? >Or will she ride his cock like a Bruce Springsteen motorcycle?
James Lewis
o mah god Habibi, I'm like so fuken horny right now
>What's the matter Ryu? >Never seen a woman before? >You look pretty tough with that sword. I also happen to like your lunar staff. Let's see you stroke it.
>I... I've never felt this way before. Why can't I just use Flying Swallow to cut her head off like I always do? >My assignment is simple. I have to kill the most beautiful woman in the world. But first I have to get past the second most beautiful woman in the world. >My.... my dick is raging like the werewolf king and his minions did in the streets of venice
Imagine Rebel joining the likes, of these ladies. Fuck man, I'm so hard right now
Charles Rodriguez
>Put down your weapons. You know you want to. I won't let you kill Rebel - she's too beautiful >Are you scared or something? Want me to uncross these legs? >Grab that powerful flashlight and that hand mirror and come over here and let me show you something. >You've never seen any deeper than this, I promise you.
>It's...incredible >How can it go so deep? >Like an ancient cavern explored by so few - primarily Matthew Rhys, recently >The bright flashlight illuminates parts of her no one has ever seen before except for that one time >Ryu gazes in wonder at the red tunnel, his eyes filling with tears as he realizes all he has ever wanted was to put down his sword and dive headfirst into love
>Ryu's mind leaves his body and travels into the essential feminine, journeying into the essence of Keri's womanhood, exploring every corner, thoughts winding round her ovaries like cars in a traffic circle >His physical body dematerializes and his mind is transferred into one of her eggs >Matthew Rhys will inseminate her and Ryu will be reborn as a white girl named Alice >She will live by the sword
>Keri clicks off the flashlight and shatters the mirror, trapping Ryu within her >"In case you were wondering, that's how you defeat a skilled ninja without drawing a drop of blood. >I'm so fertile right now that the slightest gush of semen from my wealthy and talented partner will surely impregnate me, ensuring that the ninja Ryu is reborn more powerful than ever before >He will care for me in my old age, killing my enemies and raking leaves at my command. >Guess it's time to report back to commander Rebel Wilson. >What I can say boys? It's been fun.
truly he is an inspiration to us all. What a great guy, a talented molder of flesh!
David Flores
how can we fund this film
Levi Hall
she'd be hot if she lost 150 puounds
Owen Clark
>rebel as live action Pam Poovey My dick needs this so bad
Samuel Torres
>"Did Ryu Hayabusa really think he slice up my delectable body like sashimi and serve it with perfect bowls of clear soup? >Doesn't he know that I employ cyber Keri Russell, the sexiest woman except for me? >I guess even ninjas have flaws >What could be more absurd than for someone to try and destroy me. I love this special scarf that makes it look like I'm wearing a shirt even though I'm completely naked >Technology is what keeps me alive"
She is remarkably gorgeous but her stomach is probably covered in stretch marks so livid that when she rarely shows it in movies it's covered by a latex appliance. Not makeup, an appliance because she has no navel. I don't care, I want to see it cottage cheese or not.
Chase Edwards
MY FUKKING DICK
Gavin Perez
>Dude look at that, our deadly assassin the best ninja in the world Ryu Hyabusa was just absorbed into one of Keri Russell's eggs and won't be fighting ready for at least 13 years >Wow man that's so crazy >I'm gonna stop this Rebel Wilson and her suave and intelligent company owner from ripping off our dip recipe >They didn't rip it off man they just have a dip that isn't 440 calories a serving like ours >That's not even that much >It is because we have 16 servings per container, that is extremely bad, people are dying >Yes, but we are making so much money and we have a new partnership with Ruffles to make up for the fact that that FAT BITCH just charmed her way to take away Wavy Lays - WAVY FUCKING LAYS
>I'm so fucking sad because I am a hot ninja who loves to ride dick but I can't find the perfect dick >I keep breaking off cocks by accident and smashing pelvises to bits >Why is my lower body built like a jackhammer? Why do I destroy the men I love aside from my incredibly talented and handsome husband Matthew Rhys? >I wish Rebel were here to give me some advice. I feel so alone.
I would titty fuck her and absolutely destroy that ass, what a beauty
Thomas Powell
>I put on a happy face when I go on late shows and show off my incredible tits behind this fake dress that doesn't exist (I'm actually fully naked all the time) >But I can't hide my sorrow >I keep thinking about cyber ninja Keri Russell >I wonder if she thinks about my big butt cheeks... I wonder if she wants to tongue my anus >Does she even care?
>Guess I will beat the blues by letting these military women take a dive in my aquatic mine >Here we go! Get it boys! >Rebel jumps on her cyber motorcycle and races them home to her pleasure den >Little do they know that silicon spiders will be added in their brains as a parting gift >Hehhehehe
I'll let Rebel explain. Pay attention, she doesn't speak often. >It is true that from time to time men are reabsorbed into women's pussies... that's a scientific fact. >It's not the worst thing ever, provided you like seeing fat cocks shoving in your face whenever the host gets dicked down... it's actually quite thrilling. >Just imagine getting hot cum shot all over you... now you almost understand what it means to be... a Rebel
Just one pull on that zipper... and the world would be a better place
Jacob Garcia
Please pay attention to the technology at play here... there is no zipper... it is literally invisible because she is fully naked AT ALL TIMES. I don't see why that's so fucking hard to understand. Wtf
so easy for an incel to say. as a woman I am always surprised that more men aren't into fat butts. nothing better than having one, I can tell you that for sure
Xavier Nelson
Show us. brap or gtfo
Isaiah Hill
I'd give my right arm for a chance to titfuck her I'm black btw
Mason Russell
I won't show you my butt, thanks. But it looks like pic related on the right
fuck yeah, I would fuck your ass until my dick became a butterfly
Henry Stewart
hell yeah man, this guy gets it! I gotta get this film funded for people like you and me who know what a salty delicacy a phat ass and titties are
Jace King
timestamp or gtfo, whore
Andrew Smith
Rachel... Rachellll.... land me your tits... just a quick *snip* and it all comes sliding off... let me lick the sweat out from under your tits... oh my
I don't have pencils or crayons. I'm literally sitting in a barn on a shitty laptop. I'll put the end of a rake up my ass though, just because that kinda turns me
Zachary Bennett
>roastie in a brap barn willing to put a rake up her ass off camera because strangers checks out
>Rebel Wilson has shark teeth >She will tear through flesh like nothing, clouding her bathtub with blood >She bites off dicks like some people eat Gold Fish >This IS a good thing >When she leaves a shark tooth in one of her "victims" they get a million dollars from Dignitas
>Cyber tanks burst through the blood brain barrier of a sleeping god, shooting infinite lasers, red and blue, blasting apart the cheese king >Rebel Wilson watches from a dewy cloud like Katy Perry on the California Girl promo >Rebel is pure sex incarnate and her pussy is so wet that it starts to pour like a waterfall, raining down on the robo army below >They look up, but it's too late >An emanation of her perfect ass falls like an asteroid, a disembodied pair of moons; the cyber tanks explode, red and flashing orange, the blue armored crews inside melting, hot blood spewing in fonts. >This is what the ultimate destruction looks like >Her real ass shines like a million diamonds >Her hair shines like the sun >Rebel has ascended >Who could steal her dip recipe now?
>Why is my life filled with fear and loathing? >I'm a cyber ninja and I am married to the gorgeous and exceptional actor Matthew Rhys >His above average penis fills me up >I'm the servant assassin of the most beautiful woman on Earth, Rebel Wilson >So why do I feel so empty? Even those two times I shined flashlights far up my vagina, I did not feel satisfied. The time in the mirror of rooms for those Chinese businessmen was particularly fun, but it still did not make me whole... >Where can I go that I will be loved? >I wish Chester Cheetah was around to give me that good dick
you don't know shit, fuck off you little bitch she is a beautiful QUEEN, you mad bro, you ever even seen a chicken before? Nope man fuck outta here "fat" doesn't begin to describe it she is FAT AS FUCK and in the best way don't you dare say SHIT
Honestly she is gorgeous. I would rather have sex with her than any other celebrity
Kayden Williams
>She makes you cry >She makes you laugh >She makes you think >She makes you dance >Her original dip recipe is lower calorie than Do Mongrily >Her enormous breasts give ample milk to grown men and women >Her creamy ass provides pleasure to all who see it >Her plump lips wrap around the shaft of her male lovers' cocks >Rebel lives the way she wants to >Rebel slams the pussy when the wants to >Rebel doesn't have to use weedkiller because weeds die when they see her >Love is her friend >Truth is her weapon >Anger is her voice >Titties are her power >Butt cheeks are her strength >Rebel fucking Wilson >REBEL FUCKING WILSON >Suck the milk right out of those titties
Sacha Baron Cohen tried to get her to strip nude in one movie and finger his asshole
Landon Fisher
FUCKING DIGITS CONFIRM REBEL'S SUPREMACY
Logan Brown
you're mentally ill, but nice quads
Brody Gutierrez
gross
Asher Morgan
And of course since she is so powerful she turned down his degeneracy. what an absolute piece of shit that guy is, running around in man thongs and attacking Pamela Anderson
Pam Anderson was cool with it and knew what was gonna happen apparently
Jace Ward
>When Rebel gets back to the winter base she goes into the Secret Spa and forces the man slaves to scrub her pussy >She enjoys a full spa day while her toned slaves do everything she asks, sucking on her toes and even feeding the FINEST DILL PICKLES >She lives this way because she can >She knows that the Step Brothers are plotting against her and her brilliant company owner (me) because of the low calorie dip they presented as an alternative to Do Mongrily >She knows the greatest battles are yet to come and that she still needs to repair her relationship with cyber ninja Keri Russell >She knows this, but it can wait. She's about to fit a man's entire head up her vagina >If he does a good job tonguing her asshole first, she might even let him wear goggles
kek what the fuck user. did you write this whole script already
Chase Perry
"Whole script" would be an exaggeration. I have 403,212 words according to my Word document right now. But I am less than halfway done
Michael Miller
we /retards/ now
Jeremiah Fisher
Since you seem to be actually interested unlike so many of these unbelievers, here is part of it I wrote in November of last year:
"Bob Costas could not come in from the cold. He was stuck in the arctic until his mission was complete. Rebel Wilson had him on a dog leash. She made him lick the feet of Zombie Shakespeare. Shakespeare was zombified, so he couldn’t talk too well but he still had a way with words. So when he said “In that most high and palmy state of brrraaaaaaiiins,” Bob Costas could not help but smile. It was the smile that drove his master’s ire. She drove a fake-invisible stiletto heel into his neck. He went face first into the artificial snow. Zombie Shakespeare laughed and danced around him playing a flute, rotten flesh falling from his ribs, fetid blood and piss pouring all over Bob Costas.
“Are you my little bitch, Bob?” said Rebel Wilson.
“Yes I am, yes. You know I am. Please don’t stab your artificial-real heel in my earhole again.”
She squeezed milk out of her tits and it rained warm on Bob Costas’ face; he stuck out his red little tongue and she fed him remotely. He rarely had close-up milk anymore, and she only let him suck her nipple once a year.
She took him to the video room and critiqued his 2012 Olympics performance, mocking his subtlest flaws as she urinated on him. He wept.
“Show mercy, Rebel!”
Zombie Nelson Mandela popped in the door. He was naked except for a horse mask (but Bob Costas knew the voice of that terrorist leader and hero of Africans everywhere anywhere).
“There no mercy no mo’,” said Zombie Nelson Mandela. “Rebel control you now.”
Rebel squeezed her tits together and shot out fountains of pure white milk, squealing with laughter. Bob Costas knew he was trapped."
>Rebel Starts singing >You're beautiful and that's for sure >You'll never ever fade >Your lovely, but it's not for sure >And I won't ever change >And though my love is rare >And though my love is true >I'm like a bird >I'll only fly away >I don't know where my soul is (Soul is) >I don't know where my home is >And baby all I need for you to know is >I'm like a bird >I'll only fly away >I don't know where my soul is (Soul is) >I don't know where my home is >And I need for you to know >Is your faith in me brings me to tears >Even after all these years >And it pains me so much to tell >That you don't know me that well >And though my love is rare >And though my love is true >I'm like a bird >I'll only fly away >I don't know where my soul is (Soul is) >I don't know where my home is >And baby all I need for you to know is >I'm like a bird >I'll only fly away >I don't know where my soul is (Soul is) >I don't know where my home is >And baby all I need for you to know is >It's not that I want to say good-bye >It's just that every time you try to >Tell me, me that you love me (Oh, oh) >Each and every single day >I know I'm gonna have to eventually give you away, yeah >And though my love is rare >And though my love is true yeah >And I'm just scared >That we may fall through, yeah, yeah >I'm like a bird (I'm like a bird) >I don't know where my soul is (Soul is) >I don't know where my home is >And baby all I need for you to know is >I'm like a bird >I'll only fly away >I don't know where my soul is (Soul is) >I don't know where my home is >And baby all I need for you to know is >I'm like a bird >I'll only fly away >I don't know where my soul is (Soul is) >I don't know where my home is >And baby all I need for you to know is >I'm like a bird >I'll only fly away (I don't know where my soul is) >I don't know where my soul is >I don't know where my home is >And baby all I need for you to know is >I'm like a bird >I'll only fly away (I don't know where my soul is)
listen, you have no idea how much I want to be wrong but those vfx credits that follow her from movie to movie aren't coincidental
Henry Campbell
Good for her, I like a woman who doesn't take herself too seriously and lives life
Sebastian Powell
>Her enormous breasts give ample milk to grown men and women I'm sorry I'm at my desk and in the line of sight of my department head
Elijah Miller
just try to eat some more vegetables you fat disgusting tranny. fags pounding you in the ass won't stop heart disease
Oliver Clark
Reminder - you can't call her a liar because it's mean.
Chase Myers
>Your ample member slides into her trademark pillowy cheeks, her warm tongue caressing it and then the vacuum intensifying and she swallows you down into her esophagus, pistoning up and down until she draws you out and locks eyes, whispering "gimme ya oystah gravy mate" and you plunge back in, painting her stomach white
Luke Kelly
Not too bad! I dig it
James Jackson
>Rebel Wilson is naked all the time, joyfully showing off her heaving breasts and perfect, doughy ass, biting her lip on cue, drinking deep from the well of her superiority to other women... Nice!
>... as she mocks them openly in front of their employer - who is me. Faggot!
Fuck you for tricking me that this was a real movie.
