Assuming you had friends to help, what would be your 0 budget movie pitch?

Assuming you had friends to help, what would be your 0 budget movie pitch?

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>Assuming you had friends
Pretty sure everyone will ignore this thread.

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Udder Insanity but this time starring Jazz and Skylar

everyone of my fictional male friends pulls their pants down and i take turning blowing them

Courtroom drama in an alternative history where Hitler lived to be tried for war crimes. MC would be Hitler's lawyer.

3 clowns are lost in the Sonoran desert: a traditional circus clown, a (black) rodeo clown, and a silent, solitary blackface clown. As the clowns become increasingly desperate, coming no closer to escaping the desert and fighting encroaching hunger and thirst, the rodeo and classic clown discuss the matter of the estranged blackface clown. Who is he? How does he get away with doing this? Why should he keep getting away with it?

They decide to kill the blackface clown, throwing rocks until he stops moving and the sun begins to set. With their last bottle of water, they try to remove his makeup only to discover he was just a kind of shy dark-skinned clown.

The Bible... but this time make it both accurate and interesting at the same time, except for one thing. We can fictionalize the Pre-flood times to an extent but try to use the Book of Enoch as a reference as much as humanly possible.

According to the Book of Enoch, Fallen Angels had sex with human women and as a result their offspring were abominations which devoured mankind. Pre-Flood part could be about the giant wars, mankind fighting against the giants. The war against the giants led by one of Jareds brothers.

As time goes out make it apparent that the giants are winning, everybody is bowing down to the Watchers/Fallen Angels and their Giants. But then the giants start turning against each other too, giants vs giants wars now that the giants vs mankind wars are over.

You could probably summarize this in a prologue if you wanted, but show how badass Jareds brother was fighting the giants despite losing. But the rest of the movie should be starring Enoch.

Enoch receives a literal message from God and is taken into the heavens to see amazing sights, he is then sent to speak with the Fallen Angels. The Fallen Angels beg Enoch to petition God to show them mercy, and Enoch goes and asks God if he'll show the Angels mercy, to which God replies the answer will No and that they are forever damned. He then tells Enoch that there will be a great flood, but that the great deluge will not happen until Methuselah passes away.

Final shot of the movie is Noah and his family landing on Mount Ararat, and the epilogue shows how the first civilizations ever recorded such as the Sumarians and Mesopotamians are close to where Noah originally landed. Maybe you could do a quick but interesting list off of the geneologies in Numbers, which name which people fathered which nations. Such as Kush for the Kushites, etc.

it would just be porn w/ me and a female/femboy friend

>three autists rob a convenience store only to realize the whole town is after them

>zero budget

nevermind, disregard what I said.