Get woke, go br- Oh

w-well Black Widow will definitely be Marvel's first flop

incels DESTROYED by based captain kino

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>haha this multi-billion corporation made even more money! Take that alt right incels

No user, the budget was in fact 3 billion!

*ahem*

Cope.

>le big corporation bad but only this one in particular
why are incels such hypocrites lmao

saged

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imagine believing this propaganda lmao

LOL

How mad do you think this guy is?

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>THEY'VE DECIDED TO RUN THE MCU INTO THE GROUND WITH FEMINIST/SJW POLITICS LIKE THEY HAVE WITH STAR WARS!!!

no. they think that feminist politics help the boxoffice. thing is, they underestimated star wars fans because they spent the last 15 years or so with marvel fans who eat any shit they get served. star wars fans are not like that and they bombed solo, a movie with a feminist droid and feminist rebel child in a mask, because they knew this shit would keep piling up after tlj overflew with it. that's disney's mistake, that they thought star warsfags were as forgiving as marvelfags. and Yea Forums's mistake is that they keep hoping that marvelfags will bomb a marvel movie just because starwarsfags did it with solo. not the same fandom at all.

almost as mad as these guys

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and this faggot

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I am going to gloat so hard when IX is a massive success and all you people who spent the last two years saying Solo was a prediction of the future suddenly have to go into massive damage control mode. Copypasta document

tourists like you are so easy to spot, tell Iger and Kennedy they can go fuck themselves

Considering this image is a few days old, I wonder how many dozens of videos he's made since then insisting it's still totally a failure.

Oh I'm sure it will be good.

there's no doubt that americans will flock to IX but China, rest of Asia and Latin America won't because they are done with NuWars. so best IX can hope is that Endgame and Lion King underperform in USA to take domestic crown cause it sure as hell won't make even half of Endgame or Lion King boxoffice overseas and that will make those movies #1 and #2 globally. and since neither will underperform, star wars won't be #1 again.

Why do they shill Alita? I haven't seen it yet, maybe it's a good movie, but why are 'they' fascinated with it? Is there something alt-right about the plot, or is it some kind of Yea Forums-Yea Forums overlap masturbation over a cute petite tomboy actress?

NOOOOOOO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
DADDY TOLD US WE WERE GOING TO BE TIRED OF WINNING

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Its almost like nothing any of you did the past month mattered at all.

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I think it's merely because James Cameron is the one person who's big enough to compete with Disney.

Little do they know that Disney now owns Avatar.

REEEEEE THE WOMEN AND SJWS ARE WINNING, JUST END IT ALREADY

Younger actress in a skintight suit instead of older actress in bulky suit. They find the latter to be a personal attack on their manhood.
That's literally the reason.

>James Cameron
>compete
That can't be it. Like, he made Avatar which revolutionized 3D tech but it was still just a pochahontas/ferngully with his alien waifu in it. They can't possibly think he's the type of person who'd weight against big movie corporation. Like even Alita looks like My Waifu: The Movie. Actually now that I think about Titannic...

POL BTFO
A NEW ERA OF WOMENKINO IS UPON US

It's the first MCU film I didn't enjoy, and I've seen them all. Of course it made money, everyone knew it would, but it's absolutely a narrative failure.

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It's even weirder than that, Alita is like, a fucking lot more progressive than Captain Marvel

Good thing movies don't set out to be #1, especially against movies from the same parent company.

Alita's actress is older than Brie Larson.

>blatant lies

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They haven't even seen Alita, they just hate Marvel and back Alita to hurt them. I with they'd rather shill Alita because they like the movie.

>alita
>progressive
In what regard? Isn't it some amnesiac little girl robot rescued and raised by a cool old father figure guy?

How much did Alita make?

Solo didn't bomb because of feminism retard

350 million is the last news I can find.

forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2019/03/03/box-office-alita-and-how-to-train-your-dragon-3-both-pass-350m/#7b2f67654702

Haha

>absolute development shit show, spent hundreds of millions making the same movie twice
>concept and story no one wanted
>lead actor who can't act
>bad trailers
>looked like shit

>t-the females killed it!!

Hey I didn't watch it, basing this on trailers and my pop cultural osmosis of the original manga.

Alita gets their pee pees hard, Brie Larson doesn't

That's all

She's an actual strong female character who isn't a Mary Sue. You should go see it while you still have the chance.

Ah, this sucks. Cameron is a good filmmaker who keeps making risks in a very risk-free era of cinema, he doesn't deserve this flop

>whataboutism
have sex

IT WAS OUR TURN

That case is actually an insult to intelligence itself because there must have been a hundred million problems with that movie each and every single one of them heavier than "there's a robot in it that's almost a parody of SJWs".

With the reaction to that movie the alt right reached "old man screams at cloud" level.

Gentle reminder that having sex as a woman is not an impressive accomplishment.

>have sex
no

Alita is just as much artless capeshit as Captain Marvel

But is the story good?

"no"

Imagine caring this much about a capeshit

non-white heroine and majority non-white cast, bad guys are the rich and privileged whose comfort comes from their holding down of the average people, it's literally a female empowerment story where the male leads are either unswerving supportive of her or learn that not being that way was a harmful mistake, story ends with her becoming the champion of the people

Yes.

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I have a hypothesis that this all depends on on advertisement. If the studio was advertising it as female-empowerment the movie would get the same haters.

Paradoxically as the alt-right calls other people NPCs and sheep, they need to be told that a movie is female-empowering in other to hate it. If nobody tells them, they might actually end up enjoying it.

God, I can't wait until we send inc*ls to concentration camps, sponsored by Disney™

Whiteknighting wont get you laid

>budget doesn't include marketing budget

Literally worthless. Marketing is like 60-70% of the total cost

even with budget + marketing it's 350 millions max

Fox gave this number for Alita

You may be correct. It's not just Alita, I find that anime in general espouses progressive ideals (people will try to say that Japan is conservative and in response I'd point out that said conservative Japanese people are exactly the kind of people who hate anime and look down on it), but a lot of young right-wingers are very much into anime, and it may in fact be because they don't expose themselves to a bunch of articles by journalists telling them just how progressive it is. As far as Yea Forums goes, this might have something to do with the fact that if someone tries to post an article or a Twitter screencap on Yea Forums it's basically instantly deleted whereas such an article will regularly make for a 300 post thread on Yea Forums. It's interesting how much the degree of moderation can influence people's opinions on things. It's just a shame that for all their love of anime, they always seem to miss that anime encourages people to be good to each other. Perhaps they don't listen to the words and only concern themselves with what makes their dicks hard.

>normies like shitty media catered to the lowest common denominator
Good for fucking heebsney and jewvel, they manipulated the masses into seeing another brainless special effects orgy while also getting the identity politic obsessed fags all worked up...they are so good at what they do

solo bombed because fans were sick of feminism in other nuwars movies retard.

Alita is the fourth highest grossing film this year, the only reason it would "flop" is because he spent way too much money making the movie, in which case what the hell was he expecting to happen?

>forgetting the 100 million tickets that Disney bought

lol.

no, the point is that fans let it bomb which marvel ones never do even if they hold the grudge. captain marvel is a hit because white men are flocking to it. they are majority of its audience, not women.

>non-white heroine

and they wonder why it bombed. top kek

Conservative white men in particular are flocking to it, according to some research I read. Apparently if you get a blonde white woman that's basically all you need.

What the fuck is feminist about nuwars? Rey might be a stronk female but they aren't pushing the same
>wahhh im a girl who is always held down but i will rise up and be the best
Agenda that captain marvel is pushing. You can change rey to a guy and literally nothing would change

this fucking guy. at least he temporarily moved on from star wars and kathleen kennedy

>blonde white woman

so what's the problem then? something's gotta give. alita isn't white and boxoffice went to shit.

I rewatched TFA recently and was surprised at how humble Rey came off as. Years of Yea Forums bitching made me retroactively think she was smug and condescending.

I'm not following the discussion, I just saw your post and decided to chime in. What is the point being made exactly?

captain marvel had much less agenda than nuwars in particular the last jedi. captain marvel has always been held down and when she rises up it's against annette bening. not exactly a patriarchy representative, that one. oh and the less said about "yo mama why can't you be a hero like a white girl?" the better. so the only moment when they tried to be funny about identity politics was really flerken kitty extremly dangerous while human male low danger level and that human happens to be a black guy.

Yea Forums rants incessantly against anything that isn't white and now that white chick flick beat the shit out of non-white chick flick they are rheeeing.

>fights against the upper class
>strongest being alive
>everybody falls in love/admires her
>only ever struggled once, against a cucked guy who stole her former body
Litetal SJW mary sue trash character

Ok but what was the agenda being pushed in the last jedi? The whole ad campaign for captain marvel is literslly women rise up, the last jedi doesnt say shit about rey being a female

Oh. It's because of the woman factor. The only white that Yea Forums wants to do well is white men.

>Buy half the tickets of their own movie on release
What does Disney mean with this.

It really underperformed.

At least half of your examples are clearly trolling, are you that dense or that disingenuous?

>post his own strawmen post
Cringy

>BEEP BOOP DISNEY BOUGHT TICKETS
Why do NPCs keep posting this as if they're the first ones to make this bold and daring claim?

>I'll show those men how to handle an aircraft
>Ops it's that time of the month, sorry can't go to combat :^)

Oh...

tlj didn't push agenda in marketing, it pushed it in the movie. marketing was fine. CM unexplicably tried to sell a low-agenda movie as high agenda one and succeeded at attracting white men as marvel always does no matter what. top kek.

white or male, your choice Yea Forums what's lesser evil, yass queen slay or blacked?

Well this movie has a white woman and a black man so I would contend they don't need to choose in this case.