Gorilla fags unironically believe they have a chance vs prime grizzly

>gorilla
sit on their ass all day eating herbs, never fights more than once or twice a season
>grizzly
perma bulking with fat meat and veg
fights nonstop during mating season and in competition for feeding spots
also almost literally twice the height of a gorilla, when they get up on their hind legs the gorilla can try biting him and the bear will just fall down on him and crush him
youtube.com/watch?v=V8kN2YjEcRI

>Pictured primate holding a dead grizzly paw as evidence a grizzly could kill a gorilla

I didnt read the image because that's for fags

>More agile
Grizzly bears are actually faster and achieve higher speeds when running. 20Mph of an gorilla compared to 35Mph of a bear.

Monkey Ratings:
Hmm id have to say...curious george
Regular ape
cringe and primatepilled
gorillapilled
primate from anotha state nigga
just a straigt up chimp
ape
gorilla
gorilla
vine swinging monkey
ape
chimp who was mauled to death by other tribe of chimps. chimpcuck
monkey

go outside

Grizzly

A chimpanzee would fuck both those up

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Drop them both in the ocean and see what comes about

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bear>gorilla, but tiger>bear

Drop free willy in the forest and see what comes out

I literally just had sex a few hours ago, gonna have sex again in a few minutes soooooo yeah. Not sure what the actual fuck youre talking about. Once again you are just talking out your ass. Shithead. By the way dude. Hey dude, i actually rank Monkey Madness on the monkey scale so yeah, hope you die of a heart attack. Or whatever

bear fur is OP in this case, gorilla can't do shit

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>he thinks that either of these animals are tenacious enough to beat nature’s most deadly predator

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If you don't post pic with timestamp you're just a pathetic faggot lying to strangers on the internet. If you do you're still a pathetic faggot boasting to strangers on the internet about not being an incel.

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>people ITT unironnicaly thinking a gorilla is smart enough to use hit and run tactic, gorilla warfare and kung fu shit
Truth is they'd just smash into one another and the grizzly's claws would maw the gorilla's face

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Anyway, your post sucks.

i could 1v1 a honeybadger easily

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>all these people never heard of gorilla warfare

*blocks your path*

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It's 1v1 though, gorilla warfare requires a well-armed militia

Fuck off reddit

What animal is this?

That's a cool ass looking animal, until you realize that it's basically covered in toenails.

It’s crunchy on the outside and smooth on the inside

Nothing beats a bear. The Romans literally did this for years and had to stop using bears because they'd kill everything thrown at them too quickly to the point that it got boring.

obviously never seen an orca out of the water, the blubber can resist gorilla and bear attacks

You're agile relative to a power lifter, go try it. Anime rules don't apply to real life.

One of these could kill the other just by laying on top of it. What else needs to be said?

A grizzlies hand swipe can literally rip a mans head off.
It probably wouldn't do this to an Ape. but that ape is freaking concussed and just wants to go home

Would a large anaconda be able to kill a drizzly bear?

>DEXfags

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>tiger>bear
Back when exotic animal fights were a thing bears would break lions' necks with one swipe every single time. If it can do that to a lion a tiger is fucked, m8.

A lion's a lazy bitch that lies around all day. Tiger's not playing any of that shit. He gets on that bear's back (which he's fully capable of), and it's all over.

This takes me right the fuck back. Bravo, user.

When was that?

It gets on the bear's back and bites into its neck, on which the skin is loose enough that the bear can turn around to grab it. Once the bear grabs hold of anything it's done. I don't think you understand the sheer muscle mass of a full sized bear. The tiger would be quick enough to leave some holes in it but there's no way it could mortally wound it before getting ripped to shreds.

Gorillas are terrible fighters

Gorillas have guns?

Not him but western circuses used to do this shit as recently as a century ago. You could probably find some that still do to this day in Russia or Mongolia or some shit.

>I'm sure to win because my speed is superior

A bear's swipe would shatter the bones in the Gorilla as numerously documented during exotic fights in the 1900s

Sandshrew

Tigerfags are all retarded, don't bother

But who can win against an armored polar bear?

>vegan gorilla more suited for fighting
>than a killing machine that's built to hunt and kill
Also as has already been stated agility means fuck all when going up against a tank. Put TJ Dillashaw in a cage with Brock Lesner and watch what happens.

If you've ever seen Gorillas they're agile as fuck. Sure it would get killed by one strike by the bear but it would definitely put up a fight

Global Warming.

8/10

less real then armored polar bears

>gets killed by first strike
>put up a fight
Think with your mind.

Assuming the gorilla could grab the bear's swiping paw, it could literally rip the bear's entire arm off.

Leo killed a grizzly with his bare hands in this movie, a gorilla should be just fine

Grizzly are slow fat fucks, Gorilla will get lethal shots in before even getting hit

Stick to bullying seals

Gorilla vs. Grizzly is such a dumb meme, I can't believe it ever took off. Everyone who thinks the Gorilla even stands a chance is retarded.

Now 10 Gorillas vs. 100 Brock Lesnars, that's a great meme question...

It literally couldn't.

Are we talking a gorilla trained in karate?

People would not want to attend coliseum when it was rumored a bear would be involved in the animal portion because it was considered a boring show as the bear would effortlessly kill 90 percent of opponents, it was considered a boring show

It could, I saw it happen.

The gorilla would have its neck broken by the first swipe on its way in (as has happened with almost every animal they made fight a bear in captivity) or the bear would grab onto it, latch onto its face or neck and quite literally rip it apart. The gorilla isn't going to start in-out striking like Conor McGregor, the second it gets within reach of the bear (which would likely charge it anyway) it's getting enveloped and killed. The fuck kind of Bruce Lee gorilla are you expecting to be in this fight?

>People doubting on the gorilla when there's that vid of one karate chopping a leopard into two pieces

Who cares? An elephant would still beat both of them easily.

>MVP on land - Elephant
>MVP in the sea - Sperm whale I guess? Talking solo here
>MVP underground - Honey badger I'd assume
>MVP in the air - no clue here

better question:
what if 1000C hot lava planet collided with -1000C cold ice planet?

I saw Melissa Joan Hart gobbling my prepubescent penis on a nightly basis for about ten minutes a night, doesn't make it a thing in real life.

Elephants get fucked up by hippos in the wild. Everything gets fucked up by hippos.

did we ever reach a consensus?

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>Gorilla is more agile
You think the gorilla is gonna be doing back flips around the grizzlys swipes like some anime battle you fucking retard?

>karate
Literally useless. Now a gorilla trained in BJJ might actually have half a chance, but its legs are far too short to use as an anchor and I'm not sure how much it could do with its arms that would fuck up a bear.

>-1000C

If we go by the truth, that is "the sun is cold", then the lions would win easily.

What the fuck's a gorilla doing knowing fucking karate? What is he, a fucking Chinese gorilla?

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The grizzly may attempt to swipe, but gorillas are known to leap 20-30 feet in any direction in a single bound to out maneuver the bear.

You watched too much anime

The Gorilla is Geralt now?

Stop being such a smug bitch. You know its happened before and it CAN happen if a gorilla fought a bear

Based on the stats provided, the gorilla is faster and stronger. Stornger in fact, by a factor of 3.

how can sharkfags even compete?

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Don't forget smarter. Gorillas fat ass wouldnt even know whats going on while the Gorilla is slamming its 100 pound arms on him

Specifically said on land. Any time an elephant gets fucked up by a hippo it's in the water. A rhino would absolutely obliterate a hippo on full land.

10/10 reference

*teleports behind bear*
*unsheaths banana*
"Oooh oooh ah ah, kid"

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There's no such thing as -1000C you fucking spastic.

Sorry your life is so shit that you haven't seen such things.

Doesn't count for much when the bear is almost twice its weight and could quite literally kill the gorilla just by being on top of it.

The bear and gorilla can just sit by eating leaves and berries while the orca's own weight kills it brainlet.

Tuesday

>gorilla
>5'11

vs

>grizzly
>6+
gorillet has no chance