Was it autism or was he just legitimately fucking insane?

oof ouch owie get off please that stings!

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I'm always going to be triggered that we won't be able to listen to the tape of them getting fucking annihilated by the grizzly, you just know if this happened in 2019 they'd be livestreaming on twitch or something
Someone should break into the evidence locker its in and upload it to youtube

he aight?

It was ambition.

Nigger it's on Youtube, the audio.

>he fell for the fake
yikes, how dumb are you?

Jesus christ user I just woke up and this is the first thing I see. Take that shit to Yea Forums faggot.

Wait really? I thought some lady had it and there was only one copy, I know there are tons of fakes on the internet

>>www reddit(dot)com

could someone give me a quick rundown on this?

Oh my god is he okay ??

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It happened to some hikers in Russia. an xbox hueg bear stalked them for miles and they had no weapons

It's not in an evidence locker. The tape was given to one of his ex girlfriends. Werner Herzog advised her to destroy the tape and to never let anyone listen to it. She nodded in agreement.

But I'd bet that she never destroyed the tape.

holy shit what the fuck
i didnt even know bears that big existed
hes like a fucking elephant

No, he's just pissed that you're shitposting on a board for movies. No one wants your edgy gore. Don't be a fag

That's not real, my user.

He'll be fine once he pulls himself together.

youtube.com/watch?v=7_0WYrXPdj4

Yea Forums is a 4channel board
go back to Yea Forums fag

>Doesn't recognize the difference between tv and b.
You're the one who doesn't belong here

>letting the jannies win
You have to go back

tv was never a board for gore. YOU have to go back

Why didn't they just climb a tree and wait for it to get bored?

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Brown bears can climb tree ya dingus.

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bears can climb trees
leopards can do the same which is why niggers are so good at running

Better

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>ow my leg

wtf, worst perfomance ever, that whole audio tape was stupid

any audio tape of it happening on the internet is fake, it's never been uploaded anywhere and literally 5 people have actually heard it including werner herzog

>Hi, my name is Timothy Treadwell and welcome to Jack-ass

>including werner herzog
I bet he hasn't, he just pretended he did for the film.

bears climb trees faster than you, they can swim faster than you and they can run faster than you. there´s simply not much you can do other than play dead and hope for the best.

Herzog killed any chance of the tape being leaked.

Jesus fucking Christ, that's polar bear dimensions.

kodiaks can get within polar bear sizes but idk about the russian ones, maybe if it was kamchatka

Why don't people just dodge a bears attacks or roll out of the way?

>Not immediately shooting your companion in the leg and jogging away.

playing dead is the best option because most bear attacks happen when they get startled or the cubs are involved, treadwell got attacked by an emaciated killing machine who was starving to death so it was going to eat his ass regardless

and this is sunkin a grizzly bears dunk

dumb nigga got eaten by a bear

Four Channel is a gore site, newqueer. Why do you think people keep posting uncensored Lindsay Lohans and Lara Flynn Boyles?
Based, redpilled and underrated.

The real question is would that bear win in a fight against a gorilla?

Someone should start a kickstarter. Guarantee she's got a price.

Playing dead can work sometimes with a grizzly, but never with a black bear.

If it's a black, you have to fight for your life.