Gf has some movie called "The Greatest Showman"

>gf has some movie called "The Greatest Showman"
>"user, you'll love it, it's like Wolf of Wallstreet but with the actor who plays Wolverine and how he builds up his Circus empire through hard work and shilling"
>Ho-ly fuck sounds good I'm in!

IT'S A FUCKING MUSICAL

IM ONLY 5 MINUTES IN I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT FUCK WOMEN AND THEIR GODDAMN LIES

DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE

AND FUCK YOU HUGH JACKMAN YOU'RE A HUGE CLOSET FAGGOT FOR CONTINUOUSLY STARRING IN MUSICALS

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faggot, this was a based musical

Why would you ever even consider letting a woman dictate what you watch? You are a supreme faggot.

Les Miserables was legit good though. You're just in for a shitty ride. Try to focus on your girlfriend, not the movie.

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But it has Zac Efron I love him

>listening to women
>ever

Women are only good for one thing: emptying my balls up thier ass.

Fuck off incel.

Just wait til you cant get the songs out of your head.

>gf
he fell for the meme
enjoy living a nightmare for a few minutes of pleasure

>every single song is a big, bombastic "look at us we are in theater and we have a lot of people singing the chorus"

fuck this musical, every song sounds the same

Your gf has better taste than you do.

IM SO HORNY AND LONELY

GOD FUCKING DAAMN

Congratulations you have a gf, now fuck off.

you know they throw people like you off roofs in some countries

I liked Sweeney Todd.

>be me in high school
>perf arts teacher says we have to write a report on a musical
>fucking hate musicals
>tell her I'd rather take an F on it
>teacher is cool shit, gives me motivation
>decide to give it honest try
>choose Nightmare Before Christmas, only musical I enjoy
>"user, Anonymous is already doing that"
>ask if I can do a Disney flick then
>"No Disney"
>tell her my mom has a VHS of Cats
>"Sounds good"
>get home
>pop Cats into VCR
>first Cat shows up on stage
>mfw
>shut that shit off
>take the F

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Should have done South Park movie.

>shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Pretty sure I'd get an F anyway if I wrote a report on that.

based redditor

say goodbye to EXODIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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If a teacher fails you just because of your choice then she shouldn't be teaching.

At least it wasn't pic related, the music in this is genuinely terrible on all levels despite the film having a cool aesthetic.

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She didn't do that assignment again after that. Think she realized only about 1/4 of her students actually enjoy musicals.

>Broadway performer likes to be in musicals
wow what an idea

Fug, was this movie bad? I really liked it as an edgy teenager.

>>"No Disney"
Why?
>you must watch a musical
>not those ones though, even though they fit the definition of musical perfectly
I sure hope you had the sense to ask for an explaination.

She said they were 'too easy'.

What, too easy to sit through? What a shit-stirrer.

Too easy to write an essay on. She wanted us to be challenged. Turned out none of us cared about musical. Only reason she got me to perform in Sound of Music is because she offered me guns.
>tfw finger fucking a deactivate P38 in school
>tfw marching through halls dressed as a Nazi with other Nazi cast members
>tfw my Jewish friend was the 'King Nazi'

>literally a PC-Washed Musical with an interracial love-story thrown in, about accepting the outcasts and shit
>anything similar to Wolf Of Wall Street
Why are women so dumb, anons?

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Literally nothing wrong with musicals unless you're a musiclet pleb
The movie was a shit adaptation but I guess the good parts of the music still get through

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>Watching a movie with a girl
Are you impotent? The only reason to "watch movies" with girls is so you can fuck them while the movie plays in the background.

You'll love Mamma Mia!

>based musical

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>IT'S A FUCKING MUSICAL

Yeah it is an awesome fucking musical.

It's really very good desu.

You really cannot go wrong with Pasek and Paul writing the songs and Hugh Jackman singing them.

So how long until Huge Jackedman comes out of the closet and stops getting roles subsequently thereafter?

it's a good movie, the music does sound like it was obviously written by the same team though which is a shame since a lot of the positive reception has been for the music

these two we're my favourites though

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this because they're flying around the circus which is very cool

and this because it's sexy as hell and that bartender got moves
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I like musicals.

>listening to women's movie recommendations

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Just imagine Seto Kaiba saying random things throughout the movie.
>Nice outfit, dork.
Things like that.

>be me
>senior year high school book report
>planning on doing the great gatsby because I actually love that book
>on the day we are making choice I also happen to be borrowing The Watchmen graphic novel from a friend
>teacher sees it on my desk
>asks if im doing my book report on it
>tell him I was just borrowing it cause my friend recommended I read it and my plans for gatsby
>he goes on for a few minutes about how much he loves the watchmen and tells me I should do my report on it
>write my book report on it
>get a 105 because extra credit

Mr. Washburn was BASED.

You sound like a cringy faggot

>because she offered me guns.
Really living up to the American stereotype there.

>tfw my Jewish friend was the 'King Nazi'
just like irl

show her meet the feebles, tell her it's similar but with muppets

why dint they make a wolverine musical

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Only ggood musical is jesus christ superstar. You know which version im talking about

>Exodia go down the hooooooooole

As far as musicals go, The Greatest Showman is tolerable. Consider yourself lucky, she could've put on Les Mis.

Retard

I would've picked Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny.

Disney ones are cute

There’s a stereotype of American males having testosterone? Neat

Musicals are fucking based though. Being ">tfw too intelligent" for fucking anything is literally beta autist-tier. Do you refuse to lift because "only meatheads do it"? Do you refuse to listen to black music like rap because "only niggers listen to it"? That's fucking stupid, and you're a middle/upper-middle class prick from Niceville, Suburbia who doesn't deserve shit.

Think of it like this; if Romans fucking HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATED Hannibal with ALL their fucking guts, why the FUCK did they end up swallowing their pride and copying the same exact tactics he used to fuck their asses? You think the Romans were little punks for taking what worked and using it to their advantage? If something's good for you, do it. Stop being a fucking autist and just learn to appreciate anything and learn to do everything. If not, people like me, who learned to sing, dance, box, solve math problems, lift, wrestle, program, write poetry, learn history, cook, clean, and shoot, will just steal all the girls you were THINKING about asking out but didn't, because you were too lazy twiddling your thumbs over by the vending machine.

No one starts off being fucking good at everything, and in fact, I was a major fucking loser until senior year of highschool, but at this point, I'd fucking stuff you in a locker just for being a little bitch, and there's nothing you could realistically do about it if I actually decided to do that. Some dude who likes musicals would stuff you in a locker and call you a faggot, and there's nothing you could realistically do about it because I'm objectively superior to you.

Hmmm...Really makes you think...

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wow user, you're such a fucking faggot, holy shit

my gf and her mother put on transformers 4 and yesterday and wouldnt turn it off. it was fucking awful. i hated every "good guy3. i hated his annoy fucking kid and the filthy irishman. they kept calling me mean for wanting everyone dead except frasier. and then frasier dies, the only decent thing about it.why do people watch this crap. her dad fell asleep through it. i would as well if i wasnt squeezing her asscheeck when no one was looking.

Yea Forums should have an account system tied to your id and medical record so we could stop women and trannies for shitting up the site

>film about a circus
>went in not expecting a musical
You should be angry at yourself

Watchmen is pretty ass though, your teacher sounds low t

alternatively you should stop being such a pussy faggot

When the sharpest words wanna cut me down
I'm gonna send a flood, gonna drown them out
I am brave, I am bruised
I am who I'm meant to be, this is me
Look out 'cause here I come
And I'm marching on to the beat I drum
I'm not scared to be seen
I make no apologies, this is me

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Nightmare Before Christmas is Disney

>p-p-p-pls validate my shit taste, strangers on a chinese government botnet

>if I the no-no words, maybe they'll think I'm one of them

>waaaah waaah
fuck off dandy go and suck a dick

>squeezing her asscheek in the same room as her parents

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>"I-I don't like musicals b-because they're gay"
>Literally offended by one of the most oldest, least offensive genres of all time

Seriously, you think those "epic" poems from the Beowulf sagas weren't also accompanied by song? You think Greek plays weren't sung and danced to? Musicals are old as shit, and mankind has been singing stories since probably time immemorial. That's like saying you hate alcohol because it tastes bitter, choosing to ignore the vast arrays of worldly beverages available because you tried pabst once and went "hurr durr they're all the same". That's fucking brainlet tier. You're a brainlet.

Fiddler on the Roof is the only good musical

You know I'm right, you brainlet. Generally speaking, people like and appreciate what they're good at-- not all the time, but generally speaking, this is usually true.

You hate shit like music, lifting, sports, etc, because you're a weakling bitch who's either too afraid to start, because he fears being humiliated and proven that he's not as good as he thinks, OR because you're just legit too much of a brainlet to even grasp the simple-as-fuck points to grasp in the first place. I honestly don't know which is worse.

You could also just be 16, which would explain a lot of shit. Come back when you're 18+.

>Classical Greek and Roman theatre
>Medieval court poetry
>Opera
>Ballet
Yeah they are just like modern Broadway style musicals =)

You're making a lot of assumptions based on someone disagreeing with your cheesy, ego-inflating relativism. I fucking hate musicals, and I've been dragged to quite a few of them. Now, do you think that's because I'm incapable of liking or doing anything, or is it because I simply hate show tunes? By your inane logic, any negative opinion is autistic because the hater is incapable of accomplishing something meaningful in their lives.

And what did you expect by coming to Yea Forums and spouting that kumbaya nonsense anyway?

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Bullshit if you say I'm wrong about you. Ironically, you, the one who hates musicals, are a soft, pussy bitch, who probably could get easily mentally, and physically pushed around by some highschool dropout who works at the gas station.

I'll tell you what. If you post pic and prove me wrong, I will honestly, hand-on-my-heart, swear-to-God-himself, post a picture of my own bod too, not even fucking joking.

You know I'm fucking right. I've also been lurking and posting in the current body threads on /fit/ for the past 8 years, so I know all the fakes and trip fags that people have been trying to use to pass off as their own, and I also know how to use fucking reverse image search because I'm not retarded.

You hate showtunes because you've got weird fucking hangups about "normie" shit that just makes you come off as autistic and stand offish. I'm not a fucking idiot, I know your type.

>what did you expect to happen by blah blah blah
I expected to bully you into humility, or at the very least, farm you for lols like a big, fat humor-pig. You don't understand, this shit is fun. I don't know, maybe you do understand.

You think musicals just POPPED out and came into existence all on their own in the 21st century? Those were their forerunners, and that's what eventually evolved into the modern musicals that we have today. Meme all you want, Classic Greek poetry was the fucking Les Miserables of their time. Hell, even Les Miserables was made in the fucking mid 1800's and is regarded as a theatrical classic just as much as it was regarded as a literary masterpiece.

see
but now times ten

Should have chosen Avenue Q

He started with musicals you pleb

That movie gave me Zendaya fetish

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but idiots don't realize that because it was released under Touchstone

I notice you didn't try to prove me wrong by posting bod and trying to shut me up. I also notice you did nothing to dispel my assertions that you're a weird fucking dude who thinks they're better than everyone else just because "lmao I'm too cool for musicals B^)". I also noticed you just went back to an old post in a lazy attempt to parry my replies, which is pretty faggy.

Hmmm...I wonder why...

faggot

Now take how you feel right now and realize this is the feeling women get whenever you want to watch some gay action movie.

>implying
i love action movies i like to pretend all the guys are having sex with each other

>gf
stopped reading right there, unrelatable
0/10

She didn't 'dictate what he watched', she lied about the content so he would want to watch it.

i see your gf is a man of taste

>perf arts
per farts? what?

Can't you imagine it though?

"Oh you'll love it, it's got this badass girl in it. She's like that girl you like from Game of Thrones"
"Oh cool"
Cue 2 hours of screaming in her head about how boring it is and how she doesn't care how realistic the gun sounds are or how they got a real SWAT team leader to teach the actors how to properly breach. Then she tries to play on her phone to numb the boredom pain and he keeps getting more and more frustrated that she doesn't care.

You don't even need to go there. Just tell her it's a Peter Jackson film.

Guns are anti-testosterone because children and women use them all the time. The only "guns" that testosterone filled men use are their arm muscles.

how would you be "illegitimately too much of a brainlet" ?
think before you post

use your noggin m8

ofcorse i can imagine it but i'm pretty open about liking a movie or not. unless it's something they love and specifically want to show me then i'll look for the positives and otherwise keep my mouth shut.

>Proving once again that you have weird hangups about what you perceive as "normie" speak that just comes across as holier-than-thou and faggoty rather than "so super intelligent omg lel I am enlightened"

Regular people use the word "legit" all the fucking time in the same context that I used it in that sentence. You're like that random boomer on facebook that gets called a "fuck wit" for saying something retarded, who then replies with "Hehe, how can you fuck a wit, you dingus? And you know they say swearing is an indicator of low intelligence? Hehe, checkmate."

It doesn't make you seem "cool" and "collected", like you're above that weird shit that all the newfangled kids are getting into, like "swearing" and "watching musicals". It makes you seem like a fucking dork that deserves to get his ass kicked for being a cunt and acting like he's above everyone.

You're a dickless beta who thinks he's super smart and goes through this whole "heh, I don't need sports, or family, or musicals, because I'M an epic intelligent GAMER" shtick in his mind every time he encounters someone with an interest in something that you might possibly construe as "too normie" (AKA "common interest topics with a wide, mainstream appeal, that anyone can pick up on and learn")

or maybe you're just a faggot who likes to prance around in a little dress listening to gay-ass musicals like the fucking faggot you are

Oh shit lol, I finally got him, boys. I finally hit a nerve. Are you going to post bod or not? I do this shit on /fit/ all fucking day. Mogging you is like coming back to kindergarten just to beat 5 year old kids at chess.

I actually WANT to post bod. I WANT to show off how much better I am than you. I also want you to know that I'm ONLY acting like this JUST for you. I'm purposely acting like the biggest fucking douche I know, because I know some jock probably fucked with you in highschool, and now you're left scarred. I am that jock reborn. You actually fucking know you have nothing on me, and I'm just rolling around in this filthy thread like I'm just a greedy fucking pig, happily trudging about through the mud.

I hijacked your thread, called you a bitch, called you out, and have dominated your effort and time for the past hour. You will go to sleep thinking about this, but by tomorrow, I'll have forgotten all about it. You can't even tell if I'm being serious right now or facetious. You have no fucking idea if I'm autistic, or just shitposting, or drunk, or sleep deprived. You WANT to think I'm just some aspie idiot on a keyboard, but am I?

Chance that you'll reply to this post: 67%
Chance that you'll ignore it: 43%
Chance that you're a massive faggot: 100% (your faggotry is not exclusive to the odds of you replying to this post)

wow you're such a spaz lmao, this is your brain on musicals

holy fuck just get a room

I was hoping my 67%+43%=100% trap would be the reason you'd reply to me.

Chance that I'll reply to your next post 0%. I'll give you the last word, and it'll be scathing. Now that you know we're in a contest of wills, your next post will be some pathetic attempt to dislodge my efforts, only to be met with no reply until the thread 404's. It will bother you for hours, wondering if I actually saw your "sick burn", while I close the thread knowing I did a pretty good job.

Percent in agreement that states I shouldn't be sharing my wartime strategy with you: 100%
Odds of you replying: 67%
Odds of you ignoring: 43%

Odds of me replying to your next post: 0%
Odds of me posting bod in this thread even without your provocation: 12% (and rising)
Odds of you replying to this post: 16% (and rising)
Odds of you being a massive faggot: 100% (faggotry being non-exclusive to any other pre-existing status or condition prior)

look at this embarrassing “human being” right here

>Musicals are inherently bad

Cringe

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Don't fucking ignore me, I know it's you trying to drum up more bumps for your pathetic thread.

This is all your thread is worth now. Just a burned to death pile of shit for us to fight in.

spastic faggot fuck
nobody is even reading your posts anymore

>I AM HOOMAN

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i've been here ten years and you whinging little faggots are the most thin skinned motherfuckers on the internet.
every thread there'd be atleast 3 posts about how shit women are, then somebody in here implies a girl has better taste than a guy and you jump on it like a bitch in heat. hell you're probably beating it right now to the idea a tranny would even talk to you. christ it's better than being on facebook though i guess.

Way to fuck up a good post, autist. Tone down your self sucking and maybe your points will get across.

spell correctly, use that speller

Moron

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Odds of me replying to your next post: 0%

Odds that he hasn't realized I've been sage'ing every single one of my posts on here, so his thread doesn't receive any bumps from me: 100%

Your thread is literally just a burning dogpile for us to fuck in.

Okay, this one's a bit more tricky, but I'm going to lay my cards out on the table and call you out and say this post was also you. Stop trying to bump your shithole of a thread.

Musicals are one of the pillars of American cinema, and a part of film's theatre heritage. They have their place in the canon.

yeah but musicals are actually just shit

Except they are. You just know of only the good ones that stood the test of time. You bet your ass that by 2300 people will say the same shit about broadway musicals.

>autist who loves musicals and statistics and hates differing opinions

basic bitch

What a fruitcake

6 (You)'s. Could've been 7, but it's 6. Forgot to sage too, so SAGE. Also missed a post, so, you know, (>missed post). Classic skit. Zogam bit.

Odds I reply: 3%

>wasting your time typing up paragraphs nobody reads for (you)s

and you call other people losers

>2 hours of HBC in a corset
yeah, im thinkin this was based

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>Being an internet tough guy to justify being a fag who likes musicals
Cringe and bluepilled desu.

>He ate the skit.

Zogam bit is pretty old, 2bh. You just keep falling for it, even WITH sage.

Jesus Christ, Lord Almighty, on this mortal, please have mercy. Amen-amen.

Paragraphs are quick too if you're not a brainlet. Little brainlet can't even write, thinks/acts like it's such a big production. I write paragraphs for breakfast. I wrote a paragraph right fucking now.

dude, youre clearly gay

Too smart to call this one samefag. Clearly just a faggot who fell for the skit.

Zogam bit strikes again.

New here. I started reading your post and agreed with you but then it devolved into self sucking and I replied. Then I continued reading and saw you are just ebin troleing. Should have read the whole thread before posting but nobody gives a shit. Good job btw, now post bod.

tl;dr

just come out bro
its 2019

You were Sweeny Todd'd. We've all been there I think. Those of us who arent kissless virgins that is.

You sound like a loser faggot

FUCK, forgot to sage

Okay, dropping the act just for you. I'm waiting for him to post bod. I've done this before. Once I post bod, he'll attack me for literally anything; body hair, "small" shoulders, weird tan, literally fucking anything. Realistically, he knows I look way better than him, but I lose my leverage. He spends the whole thread nitpicking irrelevant details about my body while side-stepping the obvious fact that it's far superior to his in general-- the other anons in the thread join him in mockery because they won't be able to resist; any open bod pic is a safe target for some light trolling. If that happens, I can't continue my assault and the thread quickly begins to lose its novelty.

This specific style of posting only works if he posts body first. Sometimes they'll try to delete their own pic, which is fruitless, because I'll have screencapped it. I purposely won't go for the low hanging fruit by comparing my body to his, because I'm better than that. Instead I'll just call him a faggot for posting body, and then restate my previous assertions that he got bullied in highschool and couldn't do shit in real life against me, but now with photo evidence.

At this point, other anons will join in saying something like "BTFO" and "MOGGED", which is when I stop sage'ing so that more anons will come into the thread and see.

I think I lost his interest though because I took too long to come up with each reply. I was busy watching a house burn down across from my street. An actual house was literally on fire right across from me. Says something when I've made this thread so chaotic that it rivals the flirtations of a literal burning house.

Think I'm done here though. His thread's not going anywhere and it's gonna 404 in, like, 30 minutes. Job here is done.

Also, "Skit, zogam bit" is code for "schizo gambit", where you act like a fucking schizophrenic for (You)'s. Works okay if the dude is a brainlet and falls for it.

Fuck you Weavil!

>obsessed with people posting bods

Wow, you really are a faggot. Either that or a chick.

>Actually, I wouldn't gave gotten that cold if you hadn't been a naive moron and handed him your most powerful cards.

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Girls are only good for one thing: dropping a hard shit in thier mouths then kicking them the fuck out of your house

>Such a brainlet that he fell for the schizo gambit

(Final gambit; this is just experimental to see if it works.)

Dude, you're a dumb fuck. I literally just hijacked your thread, stole everyone's attention away from you, and laughed circles around you while you desperately tried samefagging to get more people into your gay little thread.

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It's not even my fucking thread you weird little shit.

(The Poker Face Gambit)

I only play the retard for (You)'s, I know a samefag when I see it. You've literally been trying to bump your own thread this whole time, which was kind of sad. You replied to me so many times needlessly, JUST because you wanted to keep the thread bump going. You're honestly kind of fucked up. You're a beta fuck who thinks he's better than everyone, so you shit on people who like "normie" things like musicals and sports, but don't see the irony in that rhetoric when you yourself bury your anti-social troubles in videogames and shitty movies and tv shows. You're a cunt, and all trolling/memes/jokes aside, I'd probably bet good money that not a lot of people really like you.

>samefag, samefag, everyone a samefag!

Delusional.

>Deliberately side-stepping the second half of my post to focus on the less biting first half

Ah, yes. The "Faggot Gambit". Well played, my skelly friend.

>you didn't read the rest of my tl;dr post, so I win

Pathetic. And now, I'm bored. Bye.

Pretty standard on /fit/ boards. /o/ posts cars, /fa/ posts outfits, Yea Forums posts mixtapes or something I'm assuming. Each board has some way to prove ones sel

Bet you thought you'd get lots of love for this post.

Well guess what racist, nazis are bad!

and so are the fucking kikes

>Pretending like he didn't read it even when he clearly did

I work rehab with compulsive liars for a living. I'm pretty good at this psychology shit. Another skill I should have tacked on besides "lifting, cooking, singing, dancing", and "fucking your girlfriend".

>lifting, cooking, singing, dancing
>fucking women
sure lol

There is not a single musical that wouldn't be improved by rewriting it into a normal film. Prove me wrong.

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>The Producers
>Sound of Music
>Singin in the Rain
the only acceptable musicals.

>not watching Blues Brothers

fify

NO ONE MOURNS THE INCEL
NO ONE CRIES "THEY WON'T GET LAID"
NO ONE VENTURES DOWN INTO THEIR CAVE

>Weak attempt at trying to damage the ego of my comically self-inflated "Mega Brad" persona

Child's play. I got you down to a T, but you know nothing about me. You can't quite hit me because you don't really know how a mentally and physically fit adult male thinks. You're too stuck in your beta gamer shell to even comprehend what goes on in the minds of men who are actually smart and confident.

I enjoy musicals probably more than most people today no homo
The greatest showman is trash though. Few if any memorable songs and bearded women whining that they aren't being treated like elite talented opera singers, despite their only skill being that they're a grotesque oddity that people stare at for a second.

People who are insanely insecure about being a faggot are the biggest faggots. That movie was actually not bad. Not something I would choose to watch alone but fine I wasnt mad watching it. PS. I also an elaborate skin care regime I do morning and night. I still look 20 at 38 when most of my other friends look like dried up sacks of shit or bags of wrinkles. No im not gay.

are u gay by chance?

describe your regime.

God you sound like a bitch. Nice bait, masterful even.

Embarassing

I can see you chuckling to yourself as you write this retard

What the hell happened to this thread?
Also /ourgirl/ jenny said this movie's shit

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Not gay married to a jap. They are big on skincare even the guys. As I said stop caring about what other people think how is it gay to not look old and ugly? I don’t wear makeup or anything I just wash my face.

Pretty much just a normal 3 step with some added stuff. After morning shower, cleanser or scrub to face to rub off dead skin and reach the shiny new skin underneath, then toner to help the skin absorb whatever you put in next into the pores, then moisturizer, then I put some eye cream for the purple under my eyes, then sunscreen.

If you want to be fancy you can also by expensive serums that would go in between toner and moisturizer. Different ones exist for anti aging, tightening fat face etc.

Night time is the same but you can add certain night specific products.

Keep topping up your sunscreen throughout the day every two hours. The biggest tip I have is it’s literally scientifically proven that the sun ages your face more then smoking and drinking combined but fucking nobody uses sunscreen. You are suppose to use it every single day of the year. UV RAYS exist every day of the year and in all weather conditions.

Also it sounds like a lot but this takes about 5 mins. Less time then shaving for me.

Also most of the products you can buy at Kiehls which is a store just for men’s skin and hair products mostly.

woah calm down

I know your gay kek

Whi the fuck is jenny you weeb incel? Is it your latest internet girlfriend simulator?

This but unironically. I hated that shit when he was on High School Musical or whatever got him popular. All the girls were trying to make me watch that shit and they'd always say "OMG ZAC EFRON IS SOOOOO HOT". Really made me hate him.
But then I saw him in other movies years later in roles I never expected some pretty boy musical actor playing and found out he's actually pretty good.
I'm a dude btw. And no homo.

DO LIKE ME