What's the scariest film ever made? No slashers or gay shit, I want to be kept up at night

What's the scariest film ever made? No slashers or gay shit, I want to be kept up at night.

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The Vanishing (1988)

OP specifically said no gay shit

Why is this gay ?

I’m gonna get memed for saying this, but I think Sinister was the scariest movie I’ve ever seen.

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Tusk

The footage of the snuff films was scary.

Lake Mungo

Fuckin kek

Begotten is one of the worst films ever made, the one and only reason it's well known at all is because of that single screencap you posted circulating around the internet 10 years ago making everyone ask "YOOO WHERE'D THAT PIC COME FROM :OOO".

The film itself isn't even horror, it's masturbatory arthouse. Watching it is a fucking chore. It's a meme on the same level as the grifter, the other horror "film" the latest wave of newfags learned about on know your meme.

Its kino and you know it

This was the first movie in a long, long while to actually give me goosebumps
In hindsight, it's not that great, but it was nice to feel that while watching a movie again

No tranny shit. And don’t chop off your pecker, kids.

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My friend showed me a few clips of this when I was on acid and I thought it was terrifying. I saw it sober and wanted to slap myself for thinking this was scary. This shit is fucking trash.

I didn't post it.

It's nice to see you don't take this seriously.

Fear is subjective but Mama was pretty scary imo, havent seen a scarier movie but not a connoisseur. Technically I got more scared when i saw alien but i was kid.

I know its not even a horror, but i cant watch Blue Valentine because of how it makes me feel. I watched it once and it was so realistic and accurate to how i imagine my life turning out that it terrifies me. Its like watching my future one depressing scene at a time.

That scene is just a metaphor for Eve being created from Adam's rib.

Whatever it is it’s bullshit

Quick rundown on mr boogie?

Shut up faggot The Grifter is kino

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Inland Empire desu

>jumpscares aren't scary
Yikes

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The home videos were seriously scary, especially the lawn mower and pool.

>Hereditary (2018)
>Lake Mungo (2008)
>Funny Games (2007)
These movies all have some scenes of like, normie horror, with shocking imagery and stuff, but they all are more existentially horrifying than most movies, I feel.

It's the implications of the films that is terrifying.
Hereditary is about the almost incomprehensible concept of ultimate evil prevailing, and more subtextually, the horror of losing one's self to mental illness.
Lake Mungo is about the horror of losing your child, and how difficult and painful the process of grief can be, how long it takes to reach true acceptance and peace.
Funny Games is about helplessness, and the concept of an infinitely powerful and infinitely intelligent threat that can not be stopped.

this is the most evil movie ever, it presents and justifies abortion as a just and necessary act
completely anti logos

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this shit put me to sleep lmao

Found the guy this image is talking about.

Actually made me shriek.

>go off to war
>gf cheats on you with an abortionist

I watch a shit ton of horror movies and I agree with you. It's the only film that's ever made me feel unnerved.
Almost entirely to do with the soundtrack

He's an obese retard who reviews childish products on youtube.

>Scream
>Onions
Yikes

Funny games is satire imo

Poltergeist

>tfw home alone at 11
>"I can do whatever I want!"
>Decide to watch Alien
>End up sitting at pc with lights on for the rest of the night

Movie sequences that scared me:

Aliens (1986) chestburster scene

King Kong (2005) native scenes

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) burger restaurant scene

I am still thinking of others to list here.

Zodiac is fucking awesome and there's only like two scenes that are supposed to be scary.

Black Christmas
It's kind of a slasher but not completely

When a Stranger Calls had a pretty spooky opening scene.

The Road is the only movie to leave me with a real sense of dread throughout the entire film. like to the point that I will never watch it again.

It's a complete shitfest after that though, better just to watch the short film that the movie was based on
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Pirates: Dead Man's Chest eye pecking scene

The Road and The Mist movies got me bad for a few days. World truly fucked over is one of my biggest fears.

I feel the same way about this. Then i told a friend about it, he watched it and said it was "alright"

Coneheads traumatized me as a kid.

That's because it's actually going to happen.

But horror doesn't need to be scary. Especially if you watch enough horror movies, eventually you'll get used to whatever themes or motiffs they constantly recycle to the point they're not scary anymore. It's all about the aesthetic and atmosphere.

this is supposed to be God if I remember correctly

The Mist is at least at several points like a cool adventure movie with crazy monsters. Makes me wanna play Half Life.

The road is just unrelenting ambiguously pointless struggle to survive.

have you seen Bone Tomahawk? It highlights a similar psychopathy and lawlessness of humanity but in the ol-west. Its not as realistic or depressing but is scarier than that the Road imo.

Things are not scary when you are young

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>I want to be kept up at night

This will help

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The only thing that can "scare" me nowadays is something that can present some degree of verisimilitude. It has to seem like it could possibly be "real" even if I know it probably isn't. Movies thus can't fit. The only thing that has are a few creepypastas, I think.

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The Mist giving bigger and more dangerous baddies with each action scene was creepy as shit. Mist is scary 'cause mind makes shit up on what else is out there killing.

As for Road, the setting is what made me scared. I kept thinking "Fuck that' mentally picturing myself there.

The skin I live in

Does The Mist series show pick up? I'm like 3 episodes in and it's boring as shit.

This is literally the only unsettling scene in the entire film and even then the novelty wears off quickly.

I haven't seen the show. I typed about the movie.

IDK why i haven't watched that yet, I've heard nothing but good things.

Veronica (2017) is pretty scary.

There is no such thing as 'the scariest film ever made' everyone is going to give you something different.

The Ritual has something on common with these.

The Woodgod and his cult are simultaneously a mockery of Norse beliefs and a parody of Christianity. Valhalla only takes the brave. The Woodgod takes the cowards. He offers eternal "life" as depicted in his "heavenly congregation" of undead worshippers chanting his praises and kneeling before him in their holy fear. The implication is that their eternity is Hell, but they'd rather bear it than risk any alternative.

"It makes us rather bear those ills we have than fly to others we know not of."

this shit was legit good for like an hour

Black Christmas was very unnerving. Billy is still creepy by todays standards and the whole film has this degenerate, transgressive feeling to it that leaves you feeling dirty.

It was one of the better demon/possession movies. Nothing too unique about it but it was really well shot and structured to keep up the tension. The countdown until death was a good touch, a lot of the time possession movies can feel meandering.

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You know whats actually scary? That girls go for dumb jocks instead of gamer gentlemen that respect them.. fuck yuo Veronica its been scientifically proven that gang weed improves your erotic performance ... bitch gamers rise up

The scariest scene in any movie for me was when the dude was trapped in a basement with a werewolf strapped to a bed or some shit from American Werewolf in Paris. I was like 5 when it came out on DVD, but holy fuck.

Gary OldMan in Hannibal fucked me up good too, I was pretty young when that came out too. My parents gave no fucks.

The Mothman Prophecies kept me up for a solid night researching cryptids and fucked-up Americana supernatural shit. If crap like that really is out there, then this place is teeming with fucked-up that nobody even notices..

>watched like 3 horror movies in my entire life because I got spooked by one as a young kid and parents never made me watch one again

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Yeah, I had to close my eyes during the lawnmower scene.

yes, bought it on Bluray a few weeks ago

WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST DO THE TERRIFIED BABYSITTER BIT FOR 90 MINUTES, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO CHICKEN OUT AND MAKE IT "7 YEARS LATER" AFTER 20 MINUTES?

>in video rental store as a kid
>see pic related
>nightmares for weeks thinking of them sneaking into my room at night

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It's supposed to be god disembowling himself

what movie

The Road

These were definitely scary to me when I was a kid, but I've become very, very jaded to getting scared from horror movies over the years.

The Blob 1988
Phantoms 1998 - pretty fascinating/creepy, loved the book
Day of the Dead 1985 - claustrophobic, gory and dreadful
The Exorcist - self explanatory, especially if you believe in the paranormal and demons and shit, plus all the weird stuff that happened to the people involved with the movie.
The Shining
The Thing
IT 1990 - only the scenes with Pennywise
Signs and The Sixth Sense were pretty creepy when I was a kid.
The Mothman Prophecies came alive in a really weird way when I watched it on shrooms..

now reality has become what's scary to me as I'm older.

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Fucking kys

The skinwalker ranch incident is what really trips me the fuck out

I disagree. The movie is a representation of the book of Genesis. The man disembowels himself and then a woman comes out from beneath him. The clear parallel is Eve being created from a part of Adam's body.

Rawhead Rex scared me as a kid. Total shit film.

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Jacobs Ladder

Someone post the gif when he sees something in the car window

This got me good.

which kino?

Coraline is a very scary movie and i feel that animation has a bigger "scary" potential than regular films, but maybe its just me

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This. Mothman Prophecies is god-tier for subtle horror.

The Exorcist 3 - its only good sequel.

no it doesn't

It had parts that were terrifing, but everything about the ending was shit.

Begotten. The director also made a music video for Marilyn Manson's song Cryptorchid which is what originally got me interested. I never actually watched the movie though so I can't tell you if it's good or not.

Begotten trailer:

youtube.com/watch?v=l4o4yWnVtaQ

Cryptorchid:

youtube.com/watch?v=Jj_vCNevsfY

thanks

I kinda want to fuck the wood god

dude art lol

I won't put that movie on a pedestal because at the end it was just another serial killer movie but i'll admit it did a great job on keeping a feeling of uneasiness, that scene where the furry guy is doing the gay dance at the door was fucking tense.

Chad vs Virgin

What's wrong with The Witch? Do redditors and söycucks even like it?

>ctrl+f Problem Child 2
>0 results
What the fuck happened to muh Yea Forums

Problem Child 2.

>paranormal
Ju-on
>surreal
Eraserhead or Suspiria
>realistic
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>modern
Sinister
>existentional
Antichrist

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Which end?

First 20 minutes are kino, literally nothing happens after that

Remind me, how is abortion bad again?

>King Kong (2005)
What happened that fuckin, stupid scene with the big ass insect things

Fuck that movie. I thought it was gonna suck, I wasn't prepared.

*what about
Sorry

we're sorely lacking on shitskins and democrat voters so that's why abortion should be done away with

I guess 40yo+ people would say The Exorcist

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watched the Ring and the Grudge back when I was 11 with some friends. Literally the only time in my life I couldn't get to sleep was after the grudge, my mind kept playing back scenes lol. Felt uneasy taking the stairs down to the bathroom in the dark for weeks, lol kind of crazy how much that effected me back then. I guess my point is ever since I'm older the scary shit became not scary anymore which resulted in me never watching scaryr movies anymore. Last 'scary' movie I've seen was pretty kino though, made by some korean guy, was about a korean special agent's wife getting kipnapped/killed by some dude.
Maybe recommend me some of dat good shit plz?

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Its bad cuz u survived.

The only time I ever remember being scared during a movie was the first time I saw Kubricks Shining.
>10 years old
>at home with my older brother(12) and my Dad for the day while Mom is with grandparents and sister
>Dad convinces us to watch a scary movie with him cuz moms gone, puts Shining on
>Gets to the part where wife finds all the "all work and no play" papers
>Jack Nicholson giving that creepy as fuck performance, the music
>suddenly Dad jumpscares me and I about shit myself, run into room crying
That part and the naked lady part freaked me the fuck out back then. My mom was so mad when I told her what we watched. I didnt see the end of the film for a few years. Still one of my favorites though.

>the naked lady part freaked me the fuck out back then
Same. Interesting.

well what the fuck is it you fucking goobers
name the fucking movie!

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He literally said it in the post

My dad did the same. He'd bang on my door and shout my name, and in the morning ask if I'd slept well.

Based boomer dads

well ill be a blind asshole with the lights off.

think i need to up the font size on this hupidy bupidy

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That movie really is the ultimate "dick dad" movie. Show it to your kid and they'll be afraid of their own dad for a good while

It Follows was going pretty good until It started punching shit

The only scary thing about the Mothman Prophecies is Richard Gere's plastic face

For me, one of the best horror movies has to be 28 days later, and Pandorum is also pretty good, and somewhat of a hidden gem

He also used to make the noise of the Sligs from Abes Odyssey, which also scared me. And after watching Alien we had a sandwich and he pretended he had a chestburster. I was like 8,what the shit dad.

unironically the mummy

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No it only gets worse. There are no monsters.

>narced on your dad

What scum.

dude what

Greatly benefits from the music.

Yeah it was a bitch move. But I was a butthurt babby

its scary how hard my dick gets when watching it

did u end up finding out what movie it is? post it

Saw this last night. Spooky.

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it's cool how instead of answering ops question people just post the scary still from each movie so you can only win because if you did want to take their rec the movie's spoiled

>Antichrist
how good is this?

Unironically Blair witch project and the shining. Rosemary's Baby for tension

It's still a very nasty and uncomfortable film. I personally wouldn't label it as horror, but the first time I watched it I found it very intense.

good, don't fixate on one or two OTT muh shocking shots it's more the rest

It's Lars von Trier.

The guy who directed this also directed the Antichrist Superstar and Cryptorchid music videos. Fun fact, I guess.

Kinography
Also antichrist superstar

Original Black Christmas is the only movie I've seen that scared me as an adult.

>the one and only reason it's well known at all is because of that single screencap you posted
You have to be 18 and older to post here.

>proud to be dumb
americans

The Thing
Event Horizon is a close second for me though

>Sinister
it was with us all along

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Boring as shit.

That shit messed me up as a kid. I didn't even know it was a Superman movie until years later which just made it even weirder.

this was for you

The book fucked me up enough not to watch the movie

I don't even remember a naked lady and I've seen the film 3 times

I get this thing where, when a movie gets too tragic or too bleak, it just loses all impact for me and I can't take it seriously. Like it comes off as hamfisted and it loses any grip on me. I think an apt description would be depression porn, or something like that.

The Road is an example, watching it up to a certain point, and I was just like "Ok I get it, I'm supposed to feel bad. I got it an hour ago, get on with it."

Max and Mary was another one like this. Keeps getting bleaker and eventually I'm just like fuck it, this is the director trying to twist the knife for you continuing to watch this.

i usually don't watch horror movies but i remember i noped hardest in that spanish rec movie

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YO LIL DONNIE!

is it the 2004 movie or the 2008 one?

The sound in this film is legit unsettling. It's a shame the ending shit the bed worse than any other film I can name.

lmao thats fucked. I mean everything i have heard about it so far is basically sealscreaminggay.png but thats just retarded.

i watched the compilation of home footage murders on youtube, is there much further reason to watch it?

has anyone here seen creep 2014? is it shit?

>its found pootage

Under The Skin freaked me out for days

It's okay

Honestly, no, the ending will just annoy you.

As a kid, the 1999 house on haunted hill movie traumatized me for about a month.

holy fuck the bath tub thing at the start lmfao

Good suspense and horror all while being realistic

The Collector
The second film was way over the top

This actually made me a little on edge, especially when they stitch that kids mouth into a smile so he can "always be happy"

I feel animation really could get horror good, but the problem is that as its not 'real life', it'd be easier to disconnect and not be scared

Familiars and Witches Labyrinths in Madoka are still some of the most unnerving shit I've ever seen, I hope that a live action film someday can meet the uncanniness of them

My mom recommended this film to me at the same age. i fucking loved it. Bath scene probably most memorable for me too, and the bear guy sucking that dude off towards the end.

Lmao go watch friday the 13th part 69 then you dipshit fag

It's incredibly shit lmao. It's only worth watching for a laugh. Treat it as a comedy instead.

Not horror but disturbing. If you want to be kept up at night give it a watch, especially the directors cut, it has a pretty shocking scene I was surprised got a pass in Canada. Im also not really a Von Trier fan but this was actually good.
The length may be too much for some and the ending may seem full retard, however its still worth a watch.

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This, Inland Empire deeply unsettled me and legit gave me nightmares and invasive thoughts

I liked it a lot but do agree it is a bit boring at times.

Hey I loved this movie as a kid, what was the name?

>The Ritual
I’ve read the book and I have to say I’m glad they went with an original ending. The first 3/4 parts were great and then it turned into a deviantart tier fanfiction

Rendition (2005). The scariest movie I have ever seen, and it did it without aliens or monsters or ghosts.

If the US government deem you to be involved in terrorism - based on some pretty flimsy evidence - you can be disappeared off the face of the earth and rendered to a non-extradjudicial country. No journalist will cover your disappearance. No judge will touch your case. No general or CIA man will have a crisis of conscience and let you go. You will disappear into a hole in the ground and it will be like you never existed.

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The last 20-30 minutes of pic related were some of the most anus-clenching moments I've ever experienced in a horror film.
One of the few horror films I'd rate a 10/10.

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Amour by Haneke

This, I almost fell asleep midway through the movie because it has gotten so fucking slow holy shit

And it's pretty much impossible to tell it's supposed to have religious imagery unless you read it up on it, what the fuck is the point then

When the dude lost his glasses and all you saw was something walking towards the camera in his blurry vision it was pretty scary considering we hadn't seen what it was yet

>All jumpscares are scary
You sound like a pussy mate

Reddit might be more your speed

Good choice. I would also add other movies that deal with mental anguish and pull the rug from the viewer. Obvious choice would be Lynch's masterpieces, especially Lost Highway. Don't Look Now is another favorite of mine. Halloween is far more than just a slasher, because the horror is contained within the entire "boogeyman" theme that runs through empty urban spaces.

are you one of those koreans who are terrified of leaving your fan on overnight because it will choke you to death?

slashers are the scariest because people really do that shit in real life. ghosts don't real, draculas don't real, aliens don't real, specters, spooks, leprechauns, zombies, poltergeists, hauntings, demons and possessions, none of that will happen to you in real life. but a guy who decides he wants to put a hammer through your eye has happened and can happen to you

Where do you guys go to see all these movies?

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Jumps don't scare you, they just shock you. That shit is just a jolt, not a deep seated cold burning fear that makes you paranoid the next time you've gotta take a piss in the middle of the night. Going Boo is a cheap fucking play that doesn't hold up.

Martyrs is the one that probably stuck with me the most

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as opposed to being illegitimately good?
think before you post

>he doesn't ironically enjoy so-bad-it's-good media
t. not that user
t. completely disagree with that uneducated philistine

yea, but crazy McHammertime comes into my house to kill me and he’s getting shot. That’s why I personally don’t find them as scary. However, I can tell myself werewolves and demons don’t real all day long and still be afraid of them, because there’s nothing I have on me for that. The 12 gauge silver load is up in my room, not on my persons.

I thought the fourth one dragged on. At least the second was tense for its length

Zodiac is more or a suspense/mystery, also not old enough to be vintage.

>hey they say if you get tortured and endure it you can see god
>*torture scenes*
>hey did you see god
>*inaudible whispering*
>kills self
>film ends
what a crock of shit

That was far from the whole movie but yeah basically sums it up. Those torture scenes were fucked though. I mean when you have people recommending fucking kids movies and jumpscare rushed to screen garbage in here I don't know why you'd give Martyrs such a hard time.

I actually have this fucking thing on DVD

I don't think could watch that shit.

I read the plot description that those kind of stories just make me really pissed off rather than scared.

Smith is a hack. We could have had an awesome movie with that concept instead he just did it as a joke.

Are you ashamed?

I have it on VHS and DVD.
The VHS spiked a little in recent years from $40 to about $60. And the DVD still goes for about $90-100, last time I checked. Some random company announced a bluray like three years ago, but I think the plans fell through or something.

Looks like Ernest Scared Stupid.

Not really. I got it for free when I worked at a video store. The owner (or me for that matter) had no idea about it's value then. I just saw it his pile of what he considered "unsellable" and recognized it from some article I read years ago and he was like "you can have it".

Yall niggas pussy baka

Movies that has made me feel real scared while watching:

It Follows
The Autopsy of Jane Doe
As above so below
Martyrs
Sinister
Paranormal Activity
REC (The original spanish version)

They are not all great movies, but when you manage to invest yourself fully in one of these they become truly terrifying

Neet hipsters like you are as much cancer as reddit

lol i have seen the sequel to it and there is a scene where the badguy and the protag (who is a girl) get naked infront if each other and the girl has hairy arm pits lol yuck i didnt like that hahaha! I mean why you should even show that when people (such as myself) evidently arent going to like it or anything jeez i DIDNT like it.

I'm just a passerby from another board and have a genuine question.

Why do you enjoy scary movies?

Lurk moar.

Lurk less.

Cabin in the woods is one of the shittiest movies I've ever seen

Checked

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Tunnel scared me th ast part in the water me God man it got me scared I turn off

The only movie that has ever truly terrified me was Mars Attacks. I was 7, and skeletons are spooky.

>The Road is an example, watching it up to a certain point, and I was just like "Ok I get it, I'm supposed to feel bad. I got it an hour ago, get on with it."
this
I think depressive scenes and themes hit way harder if they scattered thorughout an uplifting film, take Forrest Gump for example, in general an fun watch, but each death of his loved ones hits you

Dunno but some that made me feel actual discomfort (generally pretty numb) are Martyrs, The Cell and The Loved Ones

Forgot about Sauna.

august underground's mordum

The Shining

>being scared of stupid shit like movies

your fantasy land shit is nothing but a laughable platitude

is this your first haha post or something? you're laying it on way too strong. do better next time, sage

Gone Girl, cause that shit could happen and women are crazy enough to do it.

The Birds

>Plebbit

imagine being this much of a pretentious nerd

>jumpscares are scary
legit yikes. end your life you fucking pussy. i bet you get scared when someone toots their car horn because you weren't expecting the sudden loud noise

Any movie which shows the duplicity of women and how easily they can become motivated to -and- get away with ruining the lives of others.

Imagine being trolled by a meme pic to the point of taking it at a face value.
I bet you thought the pic in the Harry Potter copypasta is a 100% legit opinion

Schindler's List
BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENED

They should make a movie about the Gulag Archipelago

One of my favorites ever, so underrated. It's also unironically the best Lovecraftian horror movie ever made.

Based

Uhm.... Sweetie....

the departed is similar for me, but only for certain parts
saw it once, never again

>"dick dad" movie
What, like gay incest porn?

I see you
top shit
10/10

I can think of another similarity they share
They're both shit

Mientras duermes (Sleep tight).

Didn't scare me but always unnerved me. The people whose souls he had now permantly part of the circus having to march with the parade (some of them mindlessly)

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Hi, Doctor Peterson.

Maybe I'm just an asshole, but I don't get scared watching a movie. I can find things conceptually disturbing, i.e. body horror and torture, but in terms of actual fear I'm able to compartmentalize the movie experience into just that, a movie.

>Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) burger restaurant scene
I literally watched this movie twice yesterday and I don't have any idea what you mean

Better than the original. Thanks to based brad and george

My personal favorites that scared the shit out of me are :
>the ring
>saw
>paranormal activity

this and audition

lulz

>When a Stranger Calls
Just watch the original Black Christmas instead. It's a lot freakier and a better movie.

>not jerking off to the ending

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>zodiac
>horror

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>jumpscares are scary
BOO!
i bet you pissed your pants now.

>decide to watch this whole movie
>pic related is literally the only interesting part and it lasts about 5 mins

Home videos were turbo kino, the little kid ghosts running around and "ssshhh"ing was lame as fuck. Overall good but not quite great.

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Jesus christ watching underages post is awful

The book is worse, it is an awful read, just page after page of nihilism and situations getting worse and worse.Got seriously depressed just from reading it.

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Salem’s Lot 70’s version, Pet Semetary, Exorcist, Ringu, the Conjuring is good I don’t care what edgelords say - that Kathy Griffin looking bitch on top of the wardrobe...

It's kinda cheesy. Don't really care about the abortion thing.

God tier women too, nobody in Hollywood today is more beautiful than Olivia Hussey or sexier than Margot Kidder

I’m 19 and I find it scary, the occult is always unnerving

Wolf Creek is slept on. Mick Taylor deserves to be with the greats.

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Don’t you have some farts to recycle?

>infinitely intelligent threat that can not be stopped
"oops, we fucked up, let me just use this magic remote control to rewind."

Funny Games is a satire you retard.

Ft13 is a good franchise
In fact it's a great franchise

THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO

Event Horizon for me.

It's not a jump scare movie, it's more of a you know fucked up shit is going to happen, sometimes it does sometimes it doesn't. When it does happen it stays in your head. It's gory but not gory to be gory or nasty.

It's just that fucked up.

>girl ask for a good horror movie recommendation
>"watch sinister, it's pretty scary"
>"lol i already watched and didnt scary me at all it's shit"
i really liked the movie

also, one day i tried to watch the thing with my ex gf
>user nothing is happening
>why is it so slow
>*sleeps after 30 minutes*

>inb4 nice blog post

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:I
:O
KIRBY

bad blog post

man we were having a good thread and then you had to come in and post your meme picture and bait all the newfags into shitting it up

*memes you*

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Blue velvet

The scariest part was knowing my hearing was slowly being chipped away
BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

based and oldfagpilled
Begotten was always utter garbage. Artfags deserve the rope.

>haha it's making fun of tropes
>trick r treat
Trick r Treat is a straight horror anthology, it isn't trying to cleverly deconstruct tropes. It is made in the vein as past exploitation anthologies with no pretense, straight blood and guts, grossout, and horror. On top of that it is executed and acted competently. You faggot.

>proud to be fooled
(You)

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Wish i could go back to being a kid seeing Alien or Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the first time. That completely irrational fear that evil is lurking around every corner of your darkened house or every sound is a killer about to strike

I really wish the extra footage didn't get destroyed

Watching Shining as a kid is one of the best kino experiences. No movie has affected me like that ever since.
>That rattle sound when something supernatural is being witnessed by one of the characters
>That bear scene
>Redrum chanting
A solid brick was shit that night

I 100% agree with the top row

Soihorror is awful

Watching Shining as a kid was one of the most boring experiences I ever had

>sister forced me to watch Wolf Creek as a kid
>have nightmares for months
>stumble upon it again ~14 years later
>"It couldn't have been THAT bad...", I think to myself, so I rewatch it
>twenty minutes in and there's realistic decapitated corpses nailed to the walls
That was worse than I remembered, so much for getting over that piece of childhood trauma.

Also fuck the protagonist for just leaving him unconscious and not finishing the job.

>everyone still rustled by this
yikes

Yes. The finale is kino.

Im honestly surprised how many people are agreeing with this. I liked sinister quite a lot and have rewatched it twice, but it never registered as scary. The music they use makes it feel not like a horror movie, but like some gritty industrial vibe

Same, I think I was too stupid to understand the plot to be scared. I was hung up on the telepathy aspect and not the father murdering his whole family part.

Jumpscares do scare me but I think horror movies shouldn't rely on them.

Holy shit this. Black Christmas is underrated kino and freaked me the fuck out when I first saw it.

>using Worst Girl to meme on someone

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I really get annoyed when I love and hate something simultaneously. It does a lot of things well, especially capturing the paranoia you feel when you read up on urban legends. The scene in the hotel room with the phone all is actually amazing, one of my favour ever scenes in film but Jesus Christ the editing in that film is disgusting. It’s near unwatchable. Fuck whoever is responsible.

>canada
>czech poster, czech filename

explain yourself emigrant!!

If you're talking about Martyrs and you don't discuss survivors guilt you're talking about it wrong and are to terminally retarded to be treated seriously.

this, I came buckets to that insertion. If I saw it life,my dick would explode and then I would rip the worm out of her and inserted it in the rest of my urethra

Sinister is the only scary movie in existence. It also has some of the best music so that may be why

>All those replies
I guess you got what you wanted

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The only film that has literally made me scream. That ending is so fucking horrifying.

cringe

> Don't you get it? It's an analogy to MeNtAl IlLnEsS/
> SO DEEP
Hereditary and Babadook were boring movies that shoehorned a mental illness analogy into the plot to seem more intellectual then they actually are.

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The most terrifying thing ever put to tape was Seungri’s secret video of Dubu at Burning Sun

God I wish that were me

>babadoom
I liked the scene with the old French film on tv desu

SALAD DODGIN'

I forgot about that scene, but yeah that part was cool. Just didn't like the movie as a whole.

Same

The home video stuff was great and shouldve been the whole film, q man losing his mind seeing snippets of demons in snuff films and slowly losing his mind. Instead everything else is Supernatural tier. I kept waiting for the winchesters to show up and stab bagool with a pine wood stake

2004 for koreans
Not that guy, but: fuck you. Ghosts and aliens are thr onlu things that scare me because they are pretty "common".

Eraserhead is a sickeningly, terrifying movie.

At least Hereditary’s is pivotal to the story. The Byrne *knows* Colette’s mental, so he never lends any of her claims any credence. He probably died still believing she dug the grandma up.

The Grifter has disappeared from the internet, but if you download Limewire you can find someone... something sharing it.

I thought Sauna was really neat but hardly scary. What exactly made you feel discomfort?

Based dad.

I still feel that now. It's 2am where I am and I've armed with a flashlight and a mug of super hot camomile tea.
I shouldn't watch horror at the beginning of the week ffs.

The discomfort doesn't apply as much to Sauna as the others. The villagers were a bit disgusting but not that much. It was an emotional punch in the gut more than anything.

>BOO SCARY SOUND!
>Pseudo found footage, not even barely tried to made look convincing
>Everything happens always perfectly in frame
>Character in modern era has short wave radio
I'm 20 minutes in about to drop this shit

It wasnt horrible but even shit like the ring or Signs or It Follows did horror better than Sinister

OwO

I'm in the same boat mate, except I only have a fleshlight and a mug of vodka and cranberry juice

At your fleshlight would come in handy.
When in doubt, do what /x/ recommends when encountering the Nope.

I just watched Black Mountain Side and it's given me that deep seated unease.
I'll have to fap after this tea to dispel the notion.

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I couldn't sleep for a few months

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No scary movie is ever going to be too scary because you automatically know it isn’t real

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so basically, when I encounter any danger I should just jerk off. So like if someone tries to mug me I should just start jerking off? Sounds like good advice.

>hereditary
Intensely atmospheric and kino up to the seance scene. I was legitimately invested in the family at that point and wondered how everyone was going to cope with the aftermath of that...except they don't. Mom devolves into a cliche crazy Cassandra, dad remains the unbelieving skeptic who ignores everything, and junior just puddles along being morose and unlikeable. Then the movie plummets into stereotypical le ebil kult bullshit that makes no sense and relies on jump scares and gore to try and spook an already tuned out audience.

It was so good until after the seance scene too. The mother screaming she wanted to die was the scariest thing in the film because it was so raw and human. Why do horror writers and filmmakers always have terrible second halfs and endings to their work?