ITT: scenes that turned you into a man

furries were a mistake

Little Nell in Rocky Horror Picture Show

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I'm not a furry but that horse had a nice ass. Imagine her shaking her pink mare puss in your face. I don't care if she was two demons in disguise I'd still plow her.

Consn’s prayer to crom

Flash Gordon’s crash dive on mongo

Fight Club letting go of the wheel

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Must have been a very confusing puberty. Are you a ponyfag by the way?

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No.

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For England, James?

My first crush

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oh
so a brony then
jesus what a waste of perfectly good quads

based quads

based incel

this is what gave me a secretary fetish

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I wish

she was cute
CUTE

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Why did she poop her panties?

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Inb4 someone posts the webm of the sexual reassignment surgery.

source?

youtube.com/watch?v=4j8m8L8B7pM

He found Captain Winkie!

I wish I had a dick

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youtube.com/watch?v=9sTrR2UiQOc

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watched this as a kid. Didn't know why but I wanted the same thing the monkey did. To see dem titties.

IMAGINE

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WTF Michael Keaton has tits???

looks like a boy here

wowsers

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Is pretty kewl

I didn't understand this scene, yet it traumatized me terribly

Damn I forgot Halle Berry was even in that movie...

Probably this

Got me solid as a fucking rock

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Probably this one
youtube.com/watch?v=AD13kaw-d84

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YABBA DABBA DOO

Traitorous skank, but golly was she a beaut

for me? it was the animated series version

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whats this from

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How is her dick behind her?

tucked all the way. it's implying she's got a dick so massive it goes that far back

women's dicks work like that, user. don't you know anything?

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Repeating numbers suggest you should become an hero.

why are her tits halfway down her torso

>her

She looks like Jimmy Fallon.

Either this or
Can’t remember which came first exactly, but I do remember jerking off to it a lot.

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you couldnt have people vomiting because of a tranny in a movie these days. youd be lynched by people shouting that its MA'AM.

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And Jim Carrey is somehow a hero of the left now. I can't wait until some whiny fuckwit from Twitter wants to take him down by tweeting how problematic Ace Ventura is and then all those idiots loosing their minds like they've never that movie before. A shame because I used to like him and his movie.

Damn.. Charlie Sheen looks like *THAT*?

its always disappointing when you see what celebrities are saying on twitter or on late night shows. it seems none of them are moderate centrists. its almost all virtue signalling.

man, Robert Downey Jr drugs in the 90s must be great!

Earlier in the film when she's running around in shorts.

you know the scene

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Fucking this. I rewound and slo-mo'd the nips so many times it warped the tape on the VHS.

>be primary school kid in the 90s
>have to watch some old movie with boring, stupid people talking
>the film ends up opening a whole new universe for you
>also gives you the hardest boner ever in pic related

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R.I.P.

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>Draw me like one of your French girls
There was this Cameron movie about a sinking ship. With Kate Winslet in a pendant.
The name eludes me.

I had spirou comics

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redpilled

Starts with Tit and rhymes with Itanic, I think.

my nigga

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I thought it was a turd or that american girls had tails, NZ trooper here.

This. I could actually feel my balls awakening watching this scene

no 4me

4 you?

youtube.com/watch?v=N9Ae0h2pd78

Don't be a virgin.

We are all manchilds

totally delitized

where's the bologna?

Fuck, I hadn't thought about this in a while...

What's his name?

proper kino that

how does one movie manage to be a great comedy a fantastic mystery movie and a tense thriller with horror elements all at the same time?

I didn’t even know i had a penis until I saw this scene.

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Whats this from?

Zoomer detected.

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my masked man became a big guy the moment cia pulled it off

was it normal in the late 80s for a guy to use a hair dryer?

THANK YOU!
I've been looking for my firt boner movie for years! All I remembered was that it was a girl wearing only a blue shirt in a scene.
For some reason I thought it was a 50s movie all this time. And I thought it might have been Doris Day... weird.

Jennifer Connelly in The Rocketeer turned me into a man.

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It still is

>not knowing Yea Forums is full of failed Chads
Embarrassing!

kys

must be a northern hemisphere thing.

Loved this scene of harvey keitel jacking off in public to a pretty young girls mouth.

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Oh you

>she

>why are her tits halfway down her torso
She is short, no musculature in her chest and has big tits.

My first boner. I was 6 or 7.
Thank god for old movies channels.

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I'm fairly sure people in new zealand, chile and argentina use them.

Based and ponypilled

I thought all tits looked like shitty 90s fake tits for a couple years.

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im in australia and even when i had hair down to my shoulders i never used a hair dryer and am not aware of any males using them. i thought it was seen as a feminine thing. guess people use it if its practical. i can understand it being more popular in colder climates.

The whole movie made me a man, but that scene in particular.

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Remember that sex scene from XxX where Vin Diesel fucks that indian girl? That was sick.

This. Also Cameron Diaz's intro in The Mask

>i can understand it being more popular in colder climates.
That makes a lot of sense

>SHOW ME HOW YOU SUCK A GUY'S COCK
>YEAH YOU LITTLE FUCK YEAH

Made me think seriously about becoming a cop.

CONCIEVE

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God. You’re such a FAGGOT

based

The most beautiful woman I had ever seen.

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Essential kidboner kino actresses

>Tia Carrere
>Sharon Stone
>Kim Basinger
>Cameron Diaz
>Christina Applegate
>Tiffani Thiessen
>Halle Berry
>Heather Graham

THAT'S A TIT

t. 29 year old boomer

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90’s kids won’t understand

desu I could have gotten boners from the audio alone

*judging*

OBSERVE WITH YOUR MIND'S EYE

He really should be judged. We need to bring back public shaming.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nye_bfaknV0

Same here. Salma Hayek must be one of the queens of this category. I'm so grateful I grew up in an era where adoring beautiful and naturally gifted women was the most natural thing in the world.

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God i would rape her so bad.

"Just One of the Guys"
awesome 80s teen comedy... high school journalist goes undercover as a guy. Recommended.

youtube.com/watch?v=LyXeG7VMAbU

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Tip top kek
Massively underrated

trapped

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No one on Yea Forums is conceiving anytime soon.
Post moar COLONIZED kino.

i really liked it when she was tied up.

i used to tie up my sisters barbies and i had idea why i enjoyed that so much.

to be a kid again.

holy fuck, this shit was hot

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'De kleine robbe' on a Yea Forums thread? Huh...didn't expect that.

Tituef wasn't that good imo

fred already turnt me gay

Based

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CONCEPTUALIZE

>I'm so grateful I grew up in an era where adoring beautiful and naturally gifted women was the most natural thing in the world.

You're a fucking idiot.

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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

I love her in this movie. Also CJ in baywatch. I enjoyed looking at them even before I knew what sex was.

I still remember getting a boner when I saw the bathtub scene in mimic when I was 7.

The shower scene in Heathers

>tfw will never drink from her feet ;-;

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WHAT IS THIS FROM? WHO IS SHE?

she's got a great RACK

>Watching this the first time with family
>Rose Tint my World song starts
>Seeing Little Nell in her corset
>Her tits literally bursting out
>Something just snaps inside me
I snuck out to the TV later that night, swiped the video, brought it back to my room and watched that scene for an hour easily. It's probably the reason why I love short hair and redheads now.

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OH JESUS
DONT POST ARIEL REBEL PLOX
ESPECIALLY NOT THIS DORCELCLUB SCENE
IT MAKES ME D I A M O N D S

>[YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE FORM OF GIGYGAS' ATTACK!]

Literally grew up in the 90's so what the fuck are you talking about, you dumb faggot?

Aunt Diane did it for me
my name is Jimmy btw

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why were there blacks in medieval europe?

Damn, Neil Gaiman looks like THAT?

>You're getting your cock sucked kid.

Classic

Being born in 95 doesn’t count. If you weren’t 10 or older in 91 then fuck off.

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based, shes still hot af

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MOOPS

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ENVISION

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I badly need to sex Ariel Rebel lololol :'(

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>scenes that turned you gay

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Who reads books naked where other men can see her?? Slut.

I would let my wife do that...the thought turns me on

have sex

Fuckin' A.

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Thats the one where the aunt goes.. "Might as well keep it in the family?" right?

source

goddness

based

this

kek

some Keri Sable gangbang anal creampie scene

You know it OP you know it

>or that a american girls had tails

I almost just choked on my cheerios laughing

I remember my friend downloading this before it was even in theaters and going over to watch it on a 13" crt monitor to see her topless. What an otherwise forgettable movie, too.

PONDER

DEVISE

lupin had some nice girls

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Jesus christ

arnold back then would literally fuck anything so i imagine he did not care at all. they prob actually fucked too.

Animal House all the way
>Pillow fight
>Girl passed out naked
>Karen Allen being cute as a button
>I'm only thirteen!

Tremors?

The most reddit post in the thread.

Petit Spirou > Titeuf
it's not even close

I didnt get it back then, but now not only I get but I WANT IT

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Halle Berry makes me fucking ROCK hard

Species 1, spent the entire summer becoming a man.

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yum

MA NIGGA, Joan was so hot in these

fucking based

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Wait, she does hardcore now????

mmm...

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you're welcome, I knew it was Jane, but ask me something about the movie ... I don't remember anything

is it a crime to look at Lange?

>black scorpion
>clearly a white human

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38 year old boomer here and this is absolutely the scene that did it for me. I remember feeling funny in my silly parts for the first time.

Her mom is hotter.

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Never noticed the ass before. Even then nigga Meg exists.

Nah

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Deny it all you want, it's the truth.

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Is that adult brendan fraser playing a teenager in highschool? Fucking kek

God i love long gloves and Jennifer connelly's huge tits