YOURE JUST GONNA HAVE TO MIX AND MATCH

keep it in the gore thread dude

>do the chickens have large talons?

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>bully wearing velcro shoes
Dropped. No one passed the age of 8 would be able to wear those without being bullied.

Napoleon Dynamite is unironically one of my favorite movies ever

Best theater surprise I ever had. I had literally never heard of it or seen any previews, my friends just took me to it randomly and I was in awe.

*rings your doorbell on a boring summer day

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watching this movie is like watching a surreal horror forward me, every character is either retarded or completely detached.

Sorry thot but I already made a billion of those at camp

Who else slowly but surely turning into uncle Rico?

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I bought some velcro shoes for work a few years ago partly as a joke and because they were only $10 and they turned out to be some of the most comfortable shoes I have ever worn. I have since bought a few more pairs over the years.

Your mom goes to college

I could never be that based. No past glories to reminisce on because I ever did a anything

Going to school in 00's was nothing like that outside of rural Idaho or whatever. Might as well still have been the been the early 90's for them.
But yeah, iktfb

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Everything in the movie is intentionally made to look 10-15 years older than the early 2000s.

>tfw unironically believe I would have gone pro but I ended up with polymyositis
It's not fucking fair.

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>constantly think about high school
>especially when it turns to Spring and I think of track and field
>Unironically miss my car from highschool that was a pos from the 80's
>When I talk to people I don't even know I talk about stories from HS
Heh, kinda always knew itd go down this way

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how bigs your dick bro haha

The scene where Kip tries to show off how strong the tupperware is might be one of the hardest laughs I've ever had with a movie. Really simple joke, but it was perfect.

Depends on if its in your mom or not

You sure it's intentional? Pretty sure these rural and remote areas in the midwest were actually behind in fashion, etc. like that in the pre-facebook days.

he cute

And how he just drives off and leaves the pieces in the road

I don't doubt that but I think its def exaggerated for effect and quirkiness.

This is the only movie I own I physical copy of.

>How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over one 'a them mountains?

>tfw no autistic side ponytail gf
why live bros

youtube.com/watch?v=WRPadgbK9bo

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>I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile
chucks a steak at napoleon on a bicycle

>tfw you forget to put in the crystals

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>these rural and remote areas in the midwest
Idaho is not midwest

"I already made a finity of those at camp"

>girls only want boyfriends who have great skills

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>implying anyone from idaho knows where idaho is

I still think about track as well when it’s spring. What events did you do? I was a long distance guy, 1600 3200

would have facefucked her until she barfed

Could you do better, anons?

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Track was fun. It’s too bad sports pretty much stop when you graduate high school. I wish I could still run track but I don’t think there are any clubs that do that around me

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everything from Pennsylvania to California is the midwest

I met Uncle Rico, the actor Jon Gries, and we commisserated about having last names that people mispronounce.

Yeah this one gang kept wanting me to join 'cuz i'm pretty good with a bowstaff

Rich and poor divide is/was way more prominent. The rich kids all watched MTV and had the current look as soon as it was popular. Poor kids all wore thrift store t-shirts and worn out jeans (without the stylish rips). All in all, the poor kids dressed like Napoleon. Rich kids did not dress that way in the movie. Though, south east Idaho is very Mormon, so they got that time travel clothing going on.

What hurts most is I still don't have a skill.

3200 at first since no one else wanted to. Switched to sprints my senior year and finally started placing decent.

How did his dick feel in your boipuss(anus)?

If you called it the northwest irl, people would think you're retarded.

i'm not that good at shading.

Napoleon dynamite is if harmony korine made a straightforward comedy

Threw Shotput and discus
Never ran though I probably could've done ok
I still have a disc that the coach let me keep because I fixed it up.

"I...like your berret."

>graduate
>still want to play sports
>sign onto local teams
>it's all beer league tier with out of shape guys who show up to every third practice

Why is there no middle ground bros?

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>calls the bully gross when he eats tatter tots out of his pocket

Combine? As in color blue over yellow to make green?

No, use the colors you already have with the new ones you've getting.

This. It's an old trick. I figured most people knew this

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Cause people age like shit after 25, even if they aren't overweight their bones get shitty.

You got like, 6 feet of air that time

Did this back in 2010

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I know the guys that made this and Jon Heder. Not well, but we lived in the same area. I also live in the area they made the film about, and I've been to the dunes where the grandma breaks all her bones many times. It's a popular date spot, and was before the movie. "let's go to the dunes"

The st anthony sand dunes? I went on a field trip there once but I don't know if that's the area you are referring to

Not only that, but it's a great scene that demonstrates Napoleon's quest for creative expression, but Rico is there to keep the creativity in check, thus making Napoleon's character think outside the box more often from now on, which would go on to serve him well towards the end of the movie.