Female Comedy

This is further and pretty much damning and confirming evidence of this

>>A 17 year old girl is never ever in her prime! I AM IN MY PRIME!
That's actually pretty funny.

go home Liz

And those of us with ravaged faces
Lacking in the social graces
Desperately remained at home
Inventing lovers on the phone

>it's not literotica about farm girls and horses
Why would anyone bother reading this crap

>girls intellectually mature past teenage years
lol

James gun looks terrible

Holy shit, I'd never seen the actual clip before. I figured you guys were just memeing about this chick. She really is out of her fucking mind, huh?

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What about neurotypicals makes them such servile snizz suckers?

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Is there a punchline or what's the bit

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>comedy has to be funny
Why do you hate women?

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Autists hate everything that isn't that isnt them because they can't grasp all the unique experiences can occur in all different lives that exist in this world...nonautists are able to understand how different personalities and worldviews are formed and are easier to be empathic

>clearly extremely upset and yelling
>absolutely no laughter from audience

what the fuck

>When you go without dick for 17 years
sad...

>I AM IN MY PRIME!

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ok

i think she's saying that she has sexual skills that'll get ya dick off better than a 17 year old
but if she's a dyke, why should she care what men think
unless she's not really a dyke?
or she's addressing other dykes who prefer 17 year old dykes
but it doesn't seem like she is?
it's all so tiresome and this broad is a mess

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>I AM OPTIMUS PRIME!
What did "she" mean by this?

why is joe machi so angry here

Pretty sure 17 is a prime number, so she literally is.

you just know he's a cunnyposter

If "she" is in her prime, why does she look like James Gunn

Meanwhile 17yos are working their way up the professional sports leagues.

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Agreed.
Who would choose her over this?

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A fag who has yet to come to terms with his latent homosexuality?

It's an australian female mitch mcconnell

>I'm a wannabe politician but I identify as a comedian

Why do they speak like people from the 16th century.

>ywn into yeasty Yonia

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what the fuck

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WHO SAID THE N-WORD?

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In awe at the size of this lad

so THIS is comedy for faggot autists.

Haha

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>>A 17 year old girl is never ever in her prime! I AM IN MY PRIME!
How is this not satire? It's literally as pathetic as if pic related got up on stage and said it. People are laughing AT her in the audience, right?

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Twitter used to be normalfag central.
When was it taken over by the female equivalent of NEETs?

modern women are such drones for satanic practices, talk about cringe

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Rent-Free.
24-7.
365.

How many Captain Marvel threads have you participated in today?

Bess has really gone off the deep end after getting blocked by Trump.

I don't know whats worse, those crazies, or the people who think this is how the average woman is.
Then again, millennials are all a generation of disfunctional losers with no purpose in this world.

none

If she didn't have sex at 17, she wouldn't have a career

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Disgusting.
Lets post more disgusting girls who aren't in their prime.

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>there are people who think like this irl

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real ass audience member of the week

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pretty based

>castration day is coming
lmao, they even have their equivalent of the day of the rope.

People who have failed at life are so endearing.

>anti-feminists
how can you be this gay

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That guy has a point.

literally terrifying. I get why christians believe in the second coming now

Who is this fugly retard?

other examples: every lesbian ever

Women and agreeing with each other just because the other person has a vagina, name a more iconic duo.

Twiter is just anti-Yea Forums

Millennials and autism.

Wtf am I reading?

Normalfags are in Instagram.

Maybe it's a self-deprecating thing because she's obviously not in her physical prime? I dunno, that's the kind of joke a regular comedian might do, i.e. "haha I'm old and out of shape look at my hairy gut isn't this ridiculous".

If she's sincere about what she's saying that's really not funny at all and actually pretty awkward.

benis and bagina

Shes got the body of an industrial ice-chest, coated in a thin patina of grease and swimming in antidepressants. Honstly a 7 in burgerland.

You know how there's fat, autistic virgins in Yea Forums who complain about women all day?
Well, that's what happens when you apply all of that to a woman instead.
The femcel.

So what you are saying is that 17 is the prime age for young females to fuck instead of 21. I'm okay with this. Better if its 16.

twitter literally bans anyone who doesn't have the correct opinions

all that's left are male feminist rapists, politicians and extremely low IQ women and minorities

it's like a vagina religion enhanced by psychedelic use

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Imagine haha.

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Check'd, and I don't hear any irony or humour in her voice but that's just me

blessed thread

the only thing to take away when women do stuff like this is that they resent being women

No, she resents being ugly and old.

Applicable

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Why stop there? What about 15? Most girls be fucking at that age anyway.

Watching some middle aged white cunt scream she's in her prime with such anger is actually pretty funny.

As opposed to watching a black one?
What's with burgerclaps and their obsession with race?

imagine the smell

damn, he really said that, spot on.

Am*ricans are all racemixed mongrels, so they need to constantly mention race to try to differentiate from one another since they feel ashamed of themselves.

Wtf did i just read?

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Ramblings from an autistic person.

literally would smell sweet. why does some girls pussy smell like flowers?

Why do I have a boner? I'm so fucked up.

George Carlin started it.

because you're straight? it's okay user...

Not really, it's just a hot girl.

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No? I'm pointing out she's a middle aged white woman (a demographic that loves to spit on white men regardless of age - she's guilty of this too) yelling about how she's in her "prime". I'm not American either.

This bitch is literally diagnosed with autism. Why does anyone care what she says?

No, that's a minority.
Idealists and people who take part in identity politics themselves are all a minority.
Which is why I don't understand why media now revolves around that, maybe for clicks?
It won't be long before people get tired of these "people" and hostilities start against those idiots who claim to be saving the world through the power of asinine whining.

Jesus

Lol we infected their fragile brains with our toxic memes

Except he had jokes and he actually wanted to prevent this from happening but here we are.

Yes, autistic people are fighting against autistic people.
The internet must be destroyed.

It should. Nothing good has come from it

Well of course you agree with an aging man who leans further toward the right the more he ages. That's you.

this pasta is funnier than any mainstream comedy routine broadcast in the last five years.

>not 12

I dont know what i read but white women were a mistake.

Does anyone have a link to the article where they mentioned the “who laughed” fiasco?

Yes, but we have best autists, its not even a contest.

But he was funny

>girl

im so sorry for you

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But what he said is objectively true, Liz you legoheaded bitch

based, thaank you user. I can't wait to be a powerful middle aged white man

No one does.
"Maturing" is a meme.
At most, you gain self awareness and don't say as much dumb shit, but that's it.
If you find something funny when you are 15, you'll find it funny when you are 30.

Only way a person can significantly change is either by developing mental issues, or with traumatic events that end up affecting you deeply.

Carlin really wasnt funny he just told baby boomers what they wanted to hear and they cheered.

>hurr le trap
Get the fuck out, traps are piss easy to identify.

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I can just tell a woman wrote this.

No, i'm a 27 year old man.
Maturing is meaningless.
You gain self awareness, or you don't.
When you don't, you end up being one of those millennial manchildren who talk, behave and consume media for 5 year olds.

sue?

I literally have a fetish for fat women and I wouldn't touch this thing

Probably because it looks like a man, and not only a man, a numale.

A Yea Forumstard shitposting while simultaneously having a stroke makes more sense then the bullshit I've just read

This has to be something made by some Yea Forums shitposter, it can't be real

You sound like a zoomer who insists he matured. No shit you still laugh at the same dumb shit when only 5 years passed and your balls haven't dropped

She's right, 17 is definitely passed prime

No, i'm 27.
It's just something I see all the time, people who are in their 40s laughing and doing shit as if they were teenagers.
It's obvious deep inside everyone is a stupid brat, and that people just learn to pretend they are not.

If 27 is old then why do you still grow pubes for facial hair, you fucking retard

>passed prime

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she meant both and is living proof that she's wrong
unless she spent her highschool years ringing the bells of notre dame de paris

>nonautists are able to understand how different personalities and worldviews are formed and are easier to be empathic
there's a whole lot of autists who are progressive leftwingers then

What does any of that have to do with what I said?

She's hot wtf

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This.
That's what happens with millennials, most of them are autistic.
Autists are a menace to the world, they all need to be rounded up and put down like the rabid dogs they all are, men, women and kids.

So you've only just now discovered you can be a mental midget despite your age? Impressive. And I don't mean because you're not even close to being old doomer faggot

t. NPC

>tone her beef
kek

We are not talking about being smart, just about maturity.
And it's obvious after their teenage years, unless you are forced into extreme suffering you don't change.
Nobody does.
Look at millennials, they have the easiest lives ever which is why they are all in their 30s watching capeshit like a bunch of stupid kids.

>doomer
Oh boy, another meaningless buzzword right from the depths of millennial autists.
Let me guess, just like "incel", this is a word for something that we already had a word for.

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where's the original of this? so i can get the whole context and not 9 cherrypicked seconds

>people who think this is how the average woman is
ha! i highly recommmend getting some experience with women under your belt. i ching, fortune telling, horoscopes, religion. its fascinating how susceptible women are to mysticism.

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Nanette.
Netflix comedy special.

>I'm a feminist witch! GRRL POWER
>gets slapped by some nigger
>cries and whines and begs for mercy
Why are retarded whores so pathetic

I have plenty, and last thing I would do is take the advice of Yea Forums on women.
These twitter screencaps?
The male equivalent of these lunatics are in here.

Autistic people are just not normal, they are closer to animals, they are insane, and a danger to society since all they do is try to undo the work of others.
Any baby born with autism should be inmediatly put down for humanity's good.

Whoever made this pic is a God amongst men.

Sounds like white boys lmao.

>anti-feminists

jesus christ dude you are pathetic

This bitch was never in her prime

woman and hating each other because the other person has a vagina

>Confusing autisticals with Hebrewons

YIKES!

ugh so i have to watch that whole thing?

i unironically tried to watch it once, gave up 30 mins in because it actually is a lot of self-appreciating bullshit.

is she really doing braaap farm jokes in like stodgy academic tone

>yikes!
Is it a millennial thing to talk like a 14 year old teenage girl?

Me in the back

He really wasn't that funny. I get if you agree with him on the subjects he talks about but honestly, going on a rant really isn't that funny. Actual jokes are a lot funnier, that's why standup has always sucked so bad

>I AM IN MY PRIME!

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I haven't confused them, I know exactly what autists are, and they all need to be put down like the filthy, rabid dogs they all are.
They are ruining society, they are the cancer of this world.
Autists can't be considered people.

>gave up 30 mins in because it actually is a lot of self-appreciating bullshit.
Same, but I returned to it later cus I just had to see the whole thing (it's very meme worthy).

It was like watching and hearing someone talk that belongs in a mental asylum....who turns their pathology into their "strength". She is herself also very brainwashed by the jew globalist mantras.

She literally even says "Diversity is our strength".

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>braap barn
So she posts here

Why are american "people" so despicable?

I think the astral negress is a congenial hallucination conjured by Bess. Have you ever encountered her in Yonia? I can never get off the plateau to find the other feminist psychonauts

you discard other peoples opinion b/c of its platform while offering your own on that very same platform. thats funny. in any case, are there odd men and women? of course. but the flaw in your logic is assuming that womens fascination with magic is on some 'lunatic' fringe. perhaps for men it is as men tend to occupy both ends of the spectrum, but for women it seems to be the norm. i remember even the pua schtick included learning some magic tricks to entertain the ladies. women love the idea that there is a more 'spiritual' realm than meets the eye. it shows up in the strangest of ways. go on a date. 'chemistry.' 'fate.' the idea that some guy was hard at work planning every step of the way to make the date successful never occurs to them. really interesting stuff to look for as you grow.

> really interesting stuff to look for as you grow.
Not interesting at all, just the autistic ramblings of people who failed at life.
Those are the kind of people who deserve to be mocked for the remainder of their lonely lives for believing utter nonsense, like muslims.

hail satan

Can't say I can buy all that tinfoil, but I'll agree most of her content sounded like a lot of self-convincing propaganda if not outright dogma. It doesn't bother me the slightest that she's homosexual, but the fact that her sexuality and railing against "the system" is the cornerstone of her comedy routine is boring.

>my labia scarf wrapped loosely around my neck

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>Wait for the crowd to laugh after she says "a 17 year old girl is never in her prime"
>No laughter
>Starts pounding her chest and raises her voice

Oh... So this is comedy now hey. Where's the jokes?

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Where have I heard this before?

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>labia scarf wrapped loosely around my neck
EWWW!

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Lol, she looked into the abyss

Why do literally ALL women believe in something as unbearably retarded as astrology? Even women who don't seem 100% braindead still fall for that shit.

>Can't say I can buy all that tinfoil
Watch this to destroy your reservations: i.4cdn.org/wsg/1552884782863.webm

Ever notice how she opens her eyes wide like a psychopath a lot?

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>not interesting
>autistic ramblings of people who failed at life

autistic ramblings from those who have failed at life can be most interesting unless
1 youre a narcissist who doesnt believe you can learn things from those who you disagree with
2 you yourself are an austitic person who has failed at life and therefore thoughts from your own perspective would not be interesting

1 or 2 user? 1 or 2?

>Tfw my wife left me to live alone with her annoying yap yap poodle because a fortune teller told her she was meant to be single

Yeah, I believe it alright.

Autistic people who have failed at life failed because they have mental issues.
You do not listen to insane people, you keep them drugged to ensure they don't attack anyone.

>from those who you disagree with
It's not a matter of disagreeing, there's no reason to listen to autistic people ever, they have nothing of value to say about anything.

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>sjw values
>shitting on mentally handicapped humans with no say in their medical condition
so woke!

Listening to delusional retards is a waste of time

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>there's no reason to listen to autistic people ever, they have nothing of value to say about anything.
so narcissism then. user, you never know the trail of thought some random idea will take you down.

Look at these screencaps being posted and tell me, again, that autistic people are worth listening to.

>grandma found the brap barn

>actually giving him the answer he wanted
Based 85 IQ roastie

What the fuck.

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>being this utilitarian
Are you posting from inside your cagey, wagie?

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>women
>intellectual

what makes the screencaps autistic? do neurotypicals get upset when there isn't a laugh track cue? do you need to see some breasts to calm you down?

I should have ignored it what he said, then?

wtf I love listening to non-sensical, pschizoid ramblings now.
I have learned a lot about these "people" who get high while masturbating and claim to go to some other dimension or some dumb shit. Autistic and addicted to drugs on top of that, as if autistic people and druggies didn't deserve a bullet in the head already.

Not the screencaps, the people talking in them.
And what makes them not autistic?
Look at what they write, look at how they talk, it's obvious these "people" have the mental capacity of animals and zero social skills, which is why they are relegated to their own little corner on Twitter, a social media page that's being abandoned by normal people and is more and more in control of brain damaged millennials.

She looks like an mtf Colin Firth. Horrifically disgusting

> intellectually

What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

gonna need a /quickrundown/ on the yonic realm

>be autistic
>be a drug addicted subhuman
>masturbate while high
>hallucinations
>DUDE IT'S ANOTHER REALM LMAO

Goddess please bless my own labia beef
And speed to my gash sturdy flaps as its wreath
Do spirit our cunts from all sexual grief
And to you we promise our every climax and queef

Your powers make the glisten inside of our sheath
And in your name we sing these pleasures beneath
Though soggy and soiled our snatches and flaps
There's none so holy as our va-jay-jay gaps
We seek only those phalli that draw such applause
Without foreskin or blemish or circulatory flaws
Into our vaginal maws we stuff them to gorge
And deliver the Fempire by this our yonic forge

Goddesses of the Yonic, help my words I do pray
So that to herstory comes news of such sexual fray
Where coital mileage dwarfed the greatest whores of yore
And grizzled each my sisters' chaste peaches to gore

These sisters won such great acclaim by their story
Their spread legs and agape cheeks beckoning Glory
Barely battened crowds were thusly mad with lust
Setting upon any woman like the wind's fickle gust
To our sisters bodies the men drew their best pucker
To kiss, lick and win the best body-part sucker
But woe to those tongues that knew any taste of our snizz
And suffered no allergies when sprayed with female fizz
Because darkly hides a monster in each our cunt floccules
A certain face-melting disfigurement alights from but one globule

TL;DR

Australia is the new capital for sand up comedy now:
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>box pox

what the hell happened to jonas hill's nose?

Lena Dunham explained it pretty succintly:
>Stim your g-spot until your quacker is ready to squirt
>Sync your DMT dosage intake to the moment before your climax
>Wild feminine energies will be unleashed by the DMT and your brief chemical vacation will be directed to a specific astral territory dubbed Yonia by the women who frequent it.
I think of it like remote viewing or temporarily induced ESP.

>Female "comedy"
>first joke is always a sex joke "muh vagina"

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Well that's an opinion too

>muh vagina got raped

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Just watch some Dylan Moran for wholesome humor bros

>millennial "comedians"
What's the point?
Millennials are autistic, they are not funny, it's just fun laughing at them, like when they are discussing politics, that's hilarious.

Lol this thread has evolved into vaginal insanity!

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Buzz my beef

Feed my sneed

>mostly all evacuated their kitty bowels

Isn't having shit in your well an issue? Is the well just for drowning cats and they get drinking water from somewhere else?

She is in a zoo but doesn't realise it

men respect attractive men
while women despise attractive women

Brap Barons

Whoever is shopping these is a genius

Thats how they talk when they havent been dicked down in a long time.

most applicable use of the term "cope" as is ever likely to present itself

First time I saw these shops I thought it was real

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To all the confused anons in this thread, this is their idea of shitposting. To the untrained eye, it looks like complete insanity. Much like Yea Forums shitposting.

HOLY MOTHER OF CRINGE

You can see the pure jealousy in her eye
>that jewish ass new york accent
every time

>jewish ass new york accent
?

You mean Australian?

What the actual fuck is wrong with this woman?

Sorry I know nothing of this "woman" all I heard was the "neva evah EVAH" and it sounded like jew york to me

There is nothing I can say to prepare you for this:
youtube.com/watch?v=_4ryPZW06EY

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after all these years this site still manages to make me lol

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She's gen x dumbass

Don't question the lore, bro.

rawr xD

oh sweaty no...

Why can't I find this shit on youtube?. What's the context anyway?

Nanette
Netflix comedy special

nice numbers and yeah what was she thinking?

Wrong.

Mental 'maturity' is a myth. People don't suddenly go 'woke' and achieve peak 'maturity'. It doesn't work that way.

>anti-feminists
I am genuinely and do prefer misogynist thank you

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Riiight.

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I cant find any fucking source for this fuck you for making me read this garbage

FEED NANA

I've managed so far to avoid actually watching this bitch and decided to give this a listen. God damn does she come of sounding like a petulant child throwing a hissy fit. It's so bad that it's almost not funny. Almost.

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100% of online woman have borderline personality disorder. Borderline is the female equivalent of Autism.

>tells actual jokes

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nowhere in that paper exists the data from your image

Are they saying incels kidnap women and force them into some depraved sexual rituals? But they wouldn't be incels, they would no longer be celibate, and it would of the own volition.
We're all gonna make it, lads. One way or another.

>it's sorta funny until she starts talking to her prerecorded voice
cmon demi

Speedrunning and transitioning

That fucking fatass trainwreck isn't and never will be at any mental peak, if she was she wouldn't be crawling at the stage screeching how stronk and indembembent she is and scamming people for money.

isn't it great how retards think gen x, millennials, and gen z are all millennials

>tfw during high school spent a summer with a skinny big titty scene girl fucking almost daily

After 12 years it's still the best titjobs I've ever had.

this is the female equivalent of the fedora atheist

user, you'd be relieved to learn I'm literally bouncing in my Herman Miller and howling like a feral monkey upon learning this, user. I barely paused my fap sesh to read your comment, then went back to my personal edging quest

Estrogen fucks up their judgement. Women exist in a constant state of trying to keep their shit together due to uncontrollable mood swings they suffer from. Astrology is like a rock they cling to in order to make sense of their emotional state at any given time. It’s also why they’re so obsessed with “finding themselves.” To a man it sounds like a meme but women really believe it, even if they pay lip service to the contrary.

>women control 84%of all consumer spending
>w-w-we are so oppressed, you b-bigot
>gib
Yes it is us who are autists.

Is this fake? Parody? Satire? Can’t tell anymore

and yet it's 100% true

fuck men, that's the gist of it

>shaping the norms of hallucinations
We need a new plague.

>tfw in my country the scene fad wasn't too big in the first place, in fact, only scene girl I knew was my sister
>we got a disgusting "rathood" fad instead that was utterly disgusting and made people dress and behave like hood niggers even though there's almost none of those in here

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It's crazy the kind of dumb stuff you will one day have nostalgia over.
Enjoy your life lads, you may one day miss what you have now.

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It's a series of shops.

>make a picture up
>LOOK, I'M RIGHT
Millennials are terrible at arguing, jesus.

Why is noone laughing? That was a pretty funny joke.

those digits

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Growing up, we would sit in the back of a truck and shoot wild hogs. Then we'd watch the other hogs eat the corpse of their fallen comrade. Bones and everything. It would take about twenty minutes. Then the next boy would take his turn and put down another wild hog and we'd watch the cycle repeat while we talked about which girl we'd like to stick our tallywhacker into. If you look for examples of cannibalism in wild hogs, you'll see a bunch of street-shitter videos, but this was in Texas. Wild hogs are the same throughout the world.

The waiting was the hardest bit, because after a gunshot the hogs would hit the deck for a bit. But, eventually, the smell of hot blood would entice them to action and they would chow down on the carcass.

You can understand why that scene in Snatch spoke to me a little heavier than it probably should have.

If that's her, then no wonder her "poetry" is so godawful. Had it been a fat girl or something, she would have had no excuse to be so terrible at her craft.

>tfw no qt redhead gf
its over

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Why not, user?

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you think Im doing comedy?

THIS. IS. BORING!

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C'mon, lady. Let's be real here.

25 year old me was a fucking stud; and at the risk of sounding like a boomer, 33 year old me is a low-test beta in comparison. If 25 year old me were to see 33 year old me, he'd probably stuff him in a locker and steal his fucking lunch money. Your middle-age dad-bod ain't exactly selling "prime sex symbol, fertile, and full of lusty energy".

Just admit that age fucks us all and that we all wish we were 20 years younger. I don't know what the fuck your problem is. Yeah, we accept who we are as we get older, but you're a lying fucker if you say you wouldn't rather be 17. Give me young idiocy over old wisdom any day, and I'll tell you the secret to dying old for free (go see a fucking doctor).

...Frickin lesbo idiot

I think the reason I overlooked it is because intellectually women are invisible on my radar.

This is like the feminist equivalent of Sam Hyde

what?

>stuff him in a locker and steal his fucking lunch money
quit roleplaying. you're nothing but the fake posts you write on the Yea Forums(nel) and nobody believes anything you say because it's so incredibly 80s movie high school cliches

am I having a fever dream? What the fuck did she mean by this

God I need a sexy redhead, I saw a porno with one and it fucked me over fuuuuuaaaaaa

She doesn't do a comedic stand-up routine, she does a monologue.

They aren't the same thing.

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What age is at their prime then?

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There is no way I will ever believe:
1. That is a woman
2. That is a woman that somebody thought was work raping
3. That thing was actually raped

This is the youngest pic I can find of "her" from 2010. Now I've been to australia and the only thing I can think of raping this is a 66 year old fucking spider jungle abo that has literally never seen another white person on the planet before in their entire life.

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based Rob

No wonder he married her

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I bet he never touches her and just faps to hentai

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>woman
>intellectuals

If I didn't know better I'd say she realizes she missed the opportunity to have a family and now regrets it.

I mean... she's just wrong, statistically.

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THE WALL COMES FOR ALL

THE WALL COMES FOR ALL

THE WALL COMES FOR ALL

THE WALL COMES FOR ALL

THE WALL COMES FOR ALL

based

yes but the female way of coping this is trying to convince the rest of women to do the same and be as miserable as them.
After all, the first feminists writers were single old Jewish ladies from New York

can you link it?

Do you retards realize she never tweeted this? Does it even matter to you?

> i took drugs

>hate women
>go to extreme lengths to shop tweets about some retarded shit and even shop other profiles with kike names agreeing with said tweets
>post them and get angry at it as if it was real
What EXACTLY is wrong with you?

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google it
get the DOI number
put DOI number into sci-hub.tw

Wouldn't a woman's intellectual prime be around 50-60 years old tho?

rule 34 of this?

SO YA
THOUGHT YA
MIGHT LIKE TO
GO TO THE SHOW

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>still not getting that she meant intellectually and not physically
From what you can gather from her show she isn't much better than a 17-yo from a mental standpoint.

NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

You know they literally lose their minds during menopause right? Like not even memeing. Crazy. Fucking full on bonkers.

This is what happens when you leave a /pol/ and /x/ bastard baby on tumblr's doorstep.

>want to watch some stand-up comedy with the family while gorging on a delicious 'za
>open up Netflix
>select top recommendation
>60 minutes of some Dyke talking about how she got raped

I can't imagine smoking DMT while trying to masturbate. It's two things that aren't meant to be combined, ever. What is wrong with her?

sci-hub.tw is blocked in my country... can you please upload it to dbr.ee, google drive or whatever? it takes 20 seconds.

It's FAKE you fucking dumb faggot

what am i in for

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>even on mind expanding drugs the only thing female 'comics' can think of is masturbating

Is this..is this real?

Are there any MEN in the audience tonight?
Get 'em up against the wall!