Rise of an empire was better than 300

Prove me wrong

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Nowhere near as good, but it had Eva Green's tits and Xerxes' backstory was cool, but it just didn't have the same feel as the first.

300 was a story framed by Wenham’s character, one that was basically a propaganda story to get the soldiers hyped up to fight. Making the Persians into inhuman monsters, so it’s easier to kill them.

Rise just ignores all of that and is just like “nope! they actually are just monster people.”

boobs

For some reason it feel more " Greek" to me.

It was silly in the sense that this movie was trying to outdo 300 despite not being about the Spartans but the first battle was good at least

We need more water KINO

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I won't and I can't.

Both 300 and Rise of an Empire were trash.
Fuck off with that, its just Miller's racial prejudice playing because he's a cracked out jew who has a seething hatred of Persians and wanted any excuse to have a story that depicted them in the same subhuman way DER JUDE did to Jews by the Nazis back in the 30s. Both movies were filled with shitty over use of CGI, terrible fights, cringe dialogue, and don't even live up to be so-bad-its-good level of camp.

>Rise is literally so badly made it constantly has flashbacks within flashbacks interspaced with nonsensical narration that jump eeringly between past and future events in a fucking present tense
How do you make a movie this badly

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>I would rather die than be a slave, even if the chain were connected to you
How gay do you have to be to not want to be Eva Green's slave? Imagine getting whipped by her every day

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seeing this in 3d in the theater was kino

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no girls on their period, please

300 is an odd film. It's enjoyable trash but it's undeniably a poor film when compared to the rest of Snyder's portfolio. Even the cinematography by Larry Fong couldn't save it's retarded plot and curiously ambiguous set-pieces.

Stop treating everything with a layer irony

Kino opinion: they both suck ding-dong

based
not based

>Obeying the law
>Not based
Heh, one of those comments is going to have a line through it soon user

>curiously ambiguous set-pieces

I know snyderposting is just shitposting, but at least pick buzzwords that sound somewhat plausible. Nothing about 300 was the least bit ambiguous.

>snyders portfolio
That's like calling a wet refrigerator box with a child's electric car in it "my garage"
>snyder is a fucking hack that is incapable of telling a complete story with realistic human emotion and even when held on a very short leash he still manages to completely fuck it up.
>Snyders trash can
Is a more apt description

>Ywn be her slave

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It was okay up until they had strank warrior kweenz Eva Green and Lena Headey start cutting through muscular he-men like butter.

t.frank