>things not to bring into a movie theater
Things not to bring into a movie theater
Chase Roberts
Elijah Young
Bowling ball
Jaxon Cooper
a bulletproof vest
David Powell
A woman.
Jack Morris
Pocket pussy
Zachary Watson
seed
Wyatt Richardson
Loneliness
Asher Adams
whiteness and maleness
Cooper Rivera
White people.
Logan Stewart
No outside food or drinks
Sebastian Perry
Beans
Luis Price
ARs
Matthew Parker
Expectations
Parker Hughes
The history exam cheat notes written on your AR-15 with a white paint-pen.
Chase Cruz
Sebastian Price
My brain, and a craving for candy during the quiest part of the movie in a plastic plastic bag I haven not opened yet.
Christian Wright
A child!
oh, user already beat me to it
Xavier Russell
Microwave popcorn
Easton Ward
a un-inspected penis
Juan Hill
A portable DVD player
Nathaniel Lee
Why does the theater do penis inspection anyway? I never understood it
Nathan Young
How else am I supposed to watch my moobie
Isaac Stewart
Clam chowder.
Josiah Jenkins
Not sure why for everywhere else (if it actually happens) but here in Brazil random screenings are done because so many people fuck in theaters and it’s to scare off STD wagons
David White
your white privilege!
Jonathan Cooper
underrated
Christian Myers
gucci loafers