*screams*

*screams*

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHUUUU

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shut up fags

GAT
DABBIT

*dabs on bubble bitch*

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>dies

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What's the matter, fella? Lack of female companionship got you down?

>tfw you reach the final pill where you realize gf distribution is completely arbitrary and no actions you could ever take would result in one

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ugly thot

*munch* you *munch munch* guys *munch*
*munch* need to *munch* *crunch*
settle down *munch munch*

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you see these hips

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No. Start lifting and improve every aspect of your life. You will get a nice girlfriend.

me on the left

9/10 head on 2/10 body. What a shame!

>he doesn't know

WHY

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it doesn't work like that. just look at /fit/.

>no berber gf
why live?

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I WANT A QT BROWN NEET GF TO HOLD HANDS AND CUDDLE WITH

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it just might take many years

that's a huge bitch

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fuck

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>tfw no german gf

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Ever heard of liftcels you dumb nigger?

Jesus fucking Christ imagine her sitting on your face

I also said to improve every aspect of your life you mong

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>Improve every aspect of your life to satisfy some slut who doesn't even like being around you

I don't think I'm going to make it, guys.

>you will never have a qt steppe gf

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EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES

youtube.com/watch?v=vT-EoqbYRF8

Who is this even supposed to represent?

>having pussy and asshole on your face
no thanks

>just magically fix it all bro

Easy to say for someone with the gf chromasome

This, women have so little to give these days, if you want to change something for yourself, do it, otherwise, it's not worth it.

>just spend years of your life nonstop improving every aspect of your life to even have a chance with some whore who has never had to lift her finger for anything she wants and will end up making you miserable haha

this is the blackpill

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whores

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Even if I got a gf 99.99% chance it wouldn't be an Aya gf anyway.

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How big do you think her pusy is? The dimensions must be preposterous

imagine the heat it gives off

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ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

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Perfection. Every girl I meet either watches marvel shit or nothing at all.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
rave.dj/W6Y5xOXArZrhPg

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average girl from sweden

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Holy shit
I would personally put those roasties to the blade

Maybe those somali rape gangs are unto something

The face of the leftmost is disgusting.

insane that you would let nigs and muslims even set foot in that biological utopia

it's not ffair

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my ex girlfriend looked like her

mmm imagine the smell of hair product,cheap perfume, lotion, and the faint soussant of salty sweat, metal and vinegar

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You could probably live in there.

>Oh, you awake user? Are you having nightmares?

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>hey user look, isn't it neat?

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Ah, a Moner thread.

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>Don't be shy, user! I know it's your first date with a girl but I promise to give you a good time. Try not to look at the coffee and talk to me!

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should the new zealand shooter guy be added to this?

Olsen?

you just know she fantasizes about fucking chad and tyrone, like every other 'pixie' type girl does

GOD DAMNIT

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Have you guys ever tried talking to women instead of posting their Instagram videos?

Just be yourself bro's, nothing to worry.

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last time i tried talking to a woman she called the cops on me

>tfw so lonely I'm seeking out photos like these where it looks like the girl is touching your face because it's been so long since this has actually happened

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>tfw jordan turned into a full thot and is now on cruiseships probably taking chad and saud dick
it hurts...

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Huh.

I was 29 when I had my first experience. I'm such a loser

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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yes

made it through the whole thread without screaming once. What does this mean?

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Last night I went to a kinoplex and saw lots of couples and qt girls. I can't take it anymore, bros.

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>tfw no compassionate girl that sees the good in you and helps bring you out of your shell
user stop this false hope is a cruel bludgeon

jordan would never do anything like that please delete your fake news post

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>ywn go backpacking with a cute fit gf
;_;

Is that this girl?

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another thread that make me want to OD.

look at instagram bro, full thottery

i wouldn't be surprised if jared leto and dan blitzinga already used her as a cum rag

Why is this Yea Forumseddit9k thread still up?

Is this really my future in the film industry. Hope I get to be in a funny mystery drama buddy cop film with Russel Crowe that would be epic

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Yeah.

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Yes, and nothing happened. I'm tired of this shit.

I've been going to the gym 4 days a week for 2 hrs each session for a year now. I'm still a sped that has trouble reading situations in social interactions and makes me come off like an inconsiderate jerk sometimes. Being moderately fit doesn't help if you're a Chan browsing retard, basically.

for you

breh just look up face touching asmr

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There's nothing to suggest she is a thot. jordan is pure and good and goofy.

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haha im so lonely

It takes time user

>tfw cute secretary at work is obviously really into me, but I don't know what I should do

I feel like I should reciprocate interest, but I have a pathological fear of commitment, and I'm really set in my forever alone ways after 27 years. This isn't the first time I've been in this situation, but I usually just ignore the girl until she moves on. Having a gf might be nice, but so much about my life would change, and I don't know if that would make me happier or miserable. It's a weird dilemma.

That's too autistic even for anime.

look at the ratio of women to men on that ship, its a thot ship user, she's there to get haremed and dicked

>Come on, user, let's go kill ourselves -- together!

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white girls suck so fucking bad lol

I rape women

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

WHY DID I HAVE TO BE SUCH A FUCKING FAILURE HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK!

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>me in the back right

Fuck off you piece of shit tourist

Probably the biggest meme on internet

fucking facebook

The true red pill is seizing the means of production and equally distributing gfs.

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no

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At 29 years of age I don't even know what I would do if I magically managed to get a gf. Middle school kids have more experience then me. She'd probably sense the weakness/inexperience and leave soon afterwards.

>thicc
>2/10

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31 and same. haven't had a gf in a decade now

just find a sickly qt, she will love you for who you are and won't question much because she doens't much much longer to live.

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I agree, for most of us getting social skills would help far more than lifting.

havent jerked off in 2 months

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who is she
tell us now

>improve every aspect of your life

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This. I basically need to find someone who actually wants to teach me literally everything about being in a relationship