Yeah, more like 5 AM

It's a television commercial.

Reminder

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Oooo baby suck me tender

you can and should forward these threads to hiro as "cumtown" is located in brooklyn as is the moderator gingerlord
they pay him in cash so hiro doesn't get any money

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So?

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>it's another pompous loser friend simulator thread with the same five quotes in it

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[...]

>multiple different filenames and OP posts
people just google a pic of Nick and post it you autistic faggot

>Gene DiNapoli respects Elvis too much to say "suck me very dick"

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Nick's a great comic.

youtube.com/watch?v=FYDklo6ujko

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Nobody even laughed

shouldn't you faggots be hiding in another bam margera thread?

fuck your friend simulator faggot shit

THE SHOW IS A FUCKING JOB

Why are people on 4channel so hostile to Muldog and the cum boys?

boooooo

Best guest?

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>it's funny how mde/4ching fags are such rabid cumtown fans
But this board isn't
These threads are confirmed to be made by reddit tourists

and he paid the price

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Because now there are only 9 Captain Marvel threads.

i'll be honest i didn't come around on ian until he said that adam watches blacked and imagines himself as the white girl

because the "cum boys" are reddit shit

Nigger, everyone makes fun of us, even us. Stop being scared of what everyone thinks of you and have fun.

>fok4gdgqgql21.jpg
Google search, page 1

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That's weird. I like them and I don't browse reddit. And it's not like this place isn't cringe central itself.

Do you do this for every reddit filename you find or just in these threads?

Stav's standup is actually the least funniest.

youtube.com/watch?v=3fyVd75_CQY

WHAT UP DOGGIES, THIS IS THE GAY ASS PODCAST

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he's a fat hack, not even Ralphie May level

It's just the discord trannies

he's gonna be ralphie may level dead if he doesn't stop stuffing his face

Markiplier

>thread being protected
This means straight to hiro!

What do Redditors find so funny about Cumtown? Their personalities are irritating.

thread/jannie reported to hiro. do the same, lads.

Redditors find them irritating because Nick Mullen is Yea Forums: The Comedian

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>muh epic accents

nice gimmick comedian you got there

>standup comedians
>none of their standup is remotely good

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youtube.com/watch?v=Qz0ytw6TfVE

His Jack Lemmon impersonations are hilarious. I think it's Jack Lemmon.

I honestly can't fathom how you couldve been attracted to Yea Forums years ago and not appreciate cumtown on some level. Only if you came here because politics, then I'd understand

This is really good.

youtube.com/watch?v=23a72GLKgRE

This.

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it gets old quickly desu, and only Nick is funny

Some of the impressions are good but that's just cheap humor. It doesn't deserve to be autistically spammed like it does now.

...

>only Nick is funny
this is the one thing about the show. only nick is funny, and his two sidekicks are complete dead weights.

I don't care if it's cheap, it's funny.

With that nose he looks more like Ian Finance

Adam will have 2 zingers a podcast. Stav is just the laugh track.

Stav plays off Nick's bits. He doesn't just laugh, he adds to them.

I really hate when you're advertising them.

by saying the things that Nick just said in a loud echoey voice. OH THE COMEDY!

Stav is funniest when he's defending himself from Nick's insults.
>ONE MAN
>ONE INCH

the only time adam is decent is when they're doing a live podcast or have some big guest like bam.

REPORT THE JANNIE TO HIRO

>NOOOO I SAID WINK WINK NOT OINK OINK

Wait...doesn't everybody does that?

Sam and Nick are actually the same person. He just has fun pitting his fans against each other.

Did this actually happen?

Nick is actually classic Yea Forums, when edgy things were actually said to be funny.
Modern Yea Forums is basically that human cesspool that shoot that mosque in NZ.

>thousand island stare

Yeah

yeah it was a couple episodes ago. stav kept saying wink wink and nick went in for the kill.

>Painfully relate to Nick and his alcoholic stories

Yeah I bet you totally relate to an unfunny loser faggot

Yeah I do

>Nobody is gonna believe you

-Ray Romano

youtu.be/kT6ZjGxpEGs
youtu.be/zmO6XTYn0RA
What the?? I thought these guys were meant to be redpilled but they're actually just cucks?!

>youtube.com/watch?v=23a72GLKgRE
Fucking terrible Lemmon impression

If you legit believe that Trump is anything but the biggest memefaggot to ever walk the earth and Israel's personal bitch, you nigga are the most bluepilled fag posting on this thread.

And yet here you are.

>>youtube.com/watch?v=2vabBklh3mI
Why is cool Adam so much better than regular bug Adam?

Why has this off-topic thread been up for several hours when the last time the reddit tourist OP made it was deleted instantly?

I'm pretty much here only a couple of hours per week, back in the day i was here 8+ hours every single day

the jannie is being paid to leave it up. it's been reported several times but feel free to screencap and send it to hiro

oh no, whatever will you do. go ahead and tattle like a faggot

do you have proof

You do realize both of those things are mocking shitty liberal comedy, right?

The image in the opening post is from a television commercial, and it's discussion of comedians who have performed on Starz and Comedy Central.

>back in the day i was here 8+ hours every single day
Holy fucking cringe

Yeah right. The small dick salesman part is great. I stopped before the third part because I don't think I've made it that far into their episodes yet.

cum town is funny for like 2 episodes until you realise its just nick mullen talking to himself
his side kicks dont really contribute anything except just to react to nicks jokes

cringe town isn't funny

it was better when Nick had to actually go out and do stuff and his life and mood swings make good content, but ever since they became patreon rich they've become lazy

Me personally I LOVE the grating chainsaw like laughing that happens after every sentence.

I don't mind it, but if you're listening at work and you're listening to the podcast turned up to drown out your coworkers, Stav's laugh can make your ears bleed.

that stavros guy is such an unfunny cunt and hes not even a loser retard in an endearing or a relatable way like nick is. hes just a pure subhuman.
adams ok but he talks like a dudeweedlmao basedboy and hes so boring i just mentally tune him out a lot of the time
nicks fairly funny

the absolute state of this lad, we've reached peak seethe

Here's here every time he see's Muldog's face. It's a little weird.

Adam has the Jewish power of looking retarded in every photo he’s in and I respect him for embracing it.

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I hate Stav and his stupid retard fat guy humor. Adam I hate a little less but he's still one of the "funny" guys who hung out with the "in" kids, which he still is by hanging with Wardell and dating Dasha, he's just edgy enough to remain "funny" but not too edgy to upset his cool scene friends. Nick is pure autism and I respect him except when he goes into his depressive modes or talks politics.

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I'm only 35 episodes in, so I don't know if they've turned on him, but I like that they admit that Sam is funny.

Nick actually defends Sam still, they've even tried to get him on the show but Sam is retarded and tries to organize a podcast recording day of and then cancels because he cant improv.

Yeah, Sam's a self-destructive mongoloid. I'd love it if he actually went on the show though.

>listen to new cumtown
>half of it is ads
these guys really dont give a shit any more do they

Fame turns people Jewish.

Sup faggot, heard you were talkin smack

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The ad reads are the best part of the show.

>fruit shrolups
Gets me every time

bump

literally who?

IT'S BEEN AN INCREDIBLY UNSTABLE YEAR

I GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MY DAD

Nick is an MDE sympathizer

the fags who post on r/cumtown are the worst

Possibly OP based on posts
reddit.com/r/Cumtown/comments/9zfxnp/deconstructive_comedy/

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After that embarrassing temper tantrum he threw he really deserves to.

We discuss Joe Rogan's awful podcast here all the time.

Nick and Adam legit finds Sam funny. Stav is too fucking dumb/woke to get MDE's comedy.

they asked for him to come on the show but Sam said he was no good at being funny off the cuff. Sort of a weird thing for a comedian to admit.

nah dude he's been going to the doctor now that he got health insurance

new york 8

reminder that nick said if he were writing a show he would take packets from people on the subreddit. and nick posts on reddit all the time.

wow you used to be a fucking loser mate

What does it mean to "take packets?"

A writer's version of a resume

cumtown is Yea Forums as fuck, all you boomer faggots need to fuck off back to the donald

cumfags are trash

friend simulator trash fuck off

>piles on when Nick bullies Adam, to fit in
>makes fun of Adam for being unoriginal, while only talking about talking about eating and fucking
>cackles into the microphone
>literally cackles into the fucking microphone, drowning everything else out
>claims to be a left wing supporter of the working class, despite treating people in the service industry like shit

Stav needs to fucking die already. He talks about sex and his failing health all the time, but his diet is off limits? That's where he draws the line?

Sensitive, unfunny, bald, short and fat bitch.

>He doesnt want listen to the history of the Betdiseaux family

Thank you. forgot I posted that.

he's made his entire comedy routine around being fat and ugly, i sincerely believe he has no way out that involves keeping his career.

he's so fat, though, that he could lose 100 pounds and still keep his fat comedian shtick