>3 tickets for Captain Marvel, please
3 tickets for Captain Marvel, please
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what about the ticket for the monkey on his belly?
uuuh all i have for tonight is BLAME!
Me in the back
me on the left
Never should have opened that puzzlebox... jesus wept
>I'm sorry, sir. This showing has a strict "No Chaos Daemons" policy.
what's the point in acting this weird
i mean jesus christ can you imagine how long it would take to get ready, all for the sake of just looking like a literal fucking cretin
Why do they look like this? Mental disorder? Attention? Are they part of those Satanic music videos?
Italian?
JESUS WEPT !
Holy shit, this picture pisses me off so much! Grey shoes with grey pants! And his shirt doesn't even fit him! Gross.
Wait. I'm not the only one that thought they looked kinda like weird Nihei designed silicon creatures?
They look like Blame! cosplayers reusing makeup, masks, and stilts.
Maybe I should try cosplaying some silicon monsters. I only ever cosplayed Killy years ago.
There are so many amazing designs.
Back when I was a mod on a Hellboy forum, I once got an email from Gullermo Del Toro confirming the rumor that Nihei was doing design work on Hellboy. He did sketches of Kronen.
>Me in the back
>me on the left
i love how they take these photos on purpose to include peoples reactions in the background. it's great bait and very funny
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Me on the right
unironically how do you get to be like this and what is their thought process?
they're actually quite normal, and girl on left is cute without the costume.
of course they do it for attention (they get photographed for art and stupid magazines) and also for fun.
those reactions in the photos aren't accidental. they're included for the hilarity of the situation.
just look at it like a couple of people dressed up in special effects quality costumes doing public cosplay for attention.
Have you never met cosplayers and people who go to sci-fi fantasy cons?
those things are photoshopped, right?
People who cosplay are fucking weirdos.
yeah, but it's also mostly harmless
FOOKEN SAFEGUARD SHITS
I was under the assumption that this was their every day dress from skimming their instagram.
or at least posing amongst the general public for shock value and taking pics for instagram views
and I know from experience
Why do fatties do this?
Of course, but it still scares the normies.
LOL, the state of manlets. Needs heels twice her size and her legs are long as fuck.
Some people take it to the next level, I guess. I've seen other furries walking around outside cons in fursuits.
They are slobs. They don't care about how they look and never buy new clothes. They've had that shirt since they were skinny and buying a new shirt means they know they are fat.
Yeah but they throw the best parties, and its a great place to find barely legal pussy.
Based horror anime fans.
A-AMA-AMATER-AMA-AMATERAASU
shitty cosplayers are weirdos.
competent and creative cosplayers are harmless and overall pretty chill.
Well some people just bro out to party and throw together a costume.
Some people just fail and aren't good. Though, some people get better and you gotta start somewhere.
Cosplays crowds are pretty "diverse" in terms of not just race but types of people. You get chads to full blown autists. Older people who were always weird and into D&D, party bros and sluts, instagram whores, and nerdy types.
how cool would he look if he fell down
>they're actually quite normal
Oh, well now that you put it that way.
LESS UNPLEASANT THAN THE FREAKSHOW IN FRONT
>they're actually quite normal, and girl on left is cute without the costume.
Yeah, I don't believe you.
>they're actually quite normal
pics of the girl without makeup?
You have this backwards
how long does it take for the belly to flop over like that? at what weight?
what the fuck, who opened the portal to hell
Me on the left.
Me on the right.
>yo, you won't believe what i'm looking at right now
Those look like authentic tiddies but that is unmistakably a man's face. I'm confused.
>that coach
The 70s/80s were a simpler time. A better time.
Me on the bottom.
Yikes!
OUTTA MY WAY VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS
>Get this vietnam fucking shit away from me
Hey guys, I found the unedited version of this pic
HOLY SHIT
....are you guys from the future?
normal people who found a way to get attention, have some fun and make money doing it.
you think the photographer accidentally took a photo with some fat guy on the phone carefully staged in the back and well framed in photo acting shocked and disgusted?
it's just a show to get an emotional reaction from people.
anyone familiar with them would just laugh and ask for a group photo.
watch any of their interviews. they're boring as hell and look like they work behind the counter at mcdonalds.
BOW YOU ALIEN SHITS
Hey guys sorry for being late, did you buy a ticket for me?
dressing up like demons, then going out to get carefully orchestrated photos taken of you freaking out normies and generally garnering attention hardly fits any definition of normalcy
I kind of want to fuck it.
>when your cat plays in the blinds
wait till you find out about some of the youtube pranks people pull
before shaving her head
>that foot
Absolutely Larsonesque
>Hello, is this Inquisitorial Hotline?
>I'd like to report some heavy cult activity, I think they've got some Daemonhosts.
>Yes, I'll hold.
>...the girl from ipanema goes walking....
>be creative
>you go to a halloween costume party
>people love your costume want to take photos and put you in magazines
>people want to pay you
hrm... what would a normal person do?
keep working your shitty job or get paid doing cosplay.
the reactions are part of the gimmick
some of those prosthetics costs tens of thousands of dollars to make. they wear it just for these stupid promo photos
Underrated
By the emperor!
Top kek lmao
Is no one going to mention that Coach is blackfaced?
Imagine the smell haha
There's no way any of these furfags actually have a chance with this girl, right? r-right?
>some couple dresses "weird"
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT KILL THEM THEY'RE COMING FOR ME
Why are you so fucking retarded?
>go to a party
>people love your costume and take photos and put you in magazines
this isn't a normal situation, and even if it were, a normal person wouldn't find themselves the centre of that situation because they would have gone to the party dressed as a shitty pirate or something
kek, bringing it back to Yea Forums
me looking back
Nobody said that. It’s just weird
based asians.
>MFW VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS
everybody was so out of shape in the 70s/80s/90s lol
>white people
You just know he's thinking "white people..."
the feet are like a pair of silicone glove/boots
the only extreme thing she actually did was shave her head. what a freak.
>fucking white people
nice trips
What she is doing is kind of hot in a weird way but it's ruined by that tool being in every picture with her and knowing he does it too. If it was just her shocking people it would be vastly more enjoyable. It's like watching a girl in a fetish video you're into then some dick shows up trying to be part of it. It drags it down.
What's the thing in his left hand?
looks like a wig cap to me desu. just good makeup to cover the line.
It just takes more to shock people. You walk around in all black like a goth with some makeup and nobody gives a fuck.
Just like the guy in seven said. You need to use a sledgehammer.
>nick fury be like
>based asians.
they just don't have delusional white guilt brought on by the "I'm not white"(i'm just a person with white skin) group.
Who's the guy on the left cosplaying as?
Is it? The freakshow couple are doing what they're doing on purpose, clearly. That fat lard is just a disgusting slob who doesn't care enough to at least somewhat hide his bloated beergut
POST THE FUCKING PICS/INTERVIEW THEN
imagine giving her a little kick behind her knee, she'd fall so fuckng hard.
The boots are just absolutely hilarious to me. I wonder how it feels to basically be walking around on your tip toes all day?
>that tool being in every picture with her
they're good friends or a couple or something.
they found this gimmick together.
the one in pink is a tranny right? I think the hands and leg proportions give it away.
>The boots are just absolutely hilarious to me. I wonder how it feels to basically be walking around on your tip toes all day?
agreed. i'm not sure those are her real toes though. i think the toes may be part of the boots like in the other pic (in white dress) the thigh high boots extend up to the skirt there.
I think it's just a very homely woman who is wearing no makeup whatsoever.
>I wonder how it feels to basically be walking around on your tip toes all day?
maybe just for the photos. it's not an all day thing.
Not the point.
You just know they voted for Hillary
>to be normal is to be shitty
imagine the sex
unrelated question, is there porn of this?
essentially
SOME RANDOM FATTY ISNT NIGHTMARE FUEL LIKE THOSE TWO HORRORS
Lefty whites. When we can't keep them in check, this is what happens.
here is what the girl looked like before she shaved her head.
and here is an interview
if you can disregard their retarded costume for this interview. the interviewer is 100x more cringe
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I see the new Ambassadors have arrived from the homeworld
This is just BLACKED with extra steps
>Lewis G. Burton and Fecal Matter in conversation
mama mia
what kind of subculture is this?
it sucks to be you.
of course it's not a normal situation, that's why you're talking about it. but this is what happens to normal people in arts and entertainment sometimes. that's how actors and artists get "discovered".
all they're doing is putting on a show for you. that's all you need to realize.
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daemonically underrated post
fucking demons, joe
>of course it's not normal but here's why it's normal
THEIR TURNING THE DEMONS TRANS
Judging from the reactions they're getting, I don't think the general public appreciates the "show" they're putting on.
>We've come to stand in front of you dressed as goblins so we can take photos of your reaction to us
what a show mark
Frankly I think it's pretty cool that these weird motherfuckers care enough about whoever is in this casket to send off their friend with one last rave, bystanders be damned
>not a normal situation
>normal people
can't comprehend the simple concept. just give up. get out in the world, travel, expose yourself to culture and art. gain some perspective. it'll raise your iq (hopefully)
In the future body mod shit will create an entire sub-species of humans. Once people are able to edit genes, and replace body parts, people will take all kinds of shapes.
I fucking love how there's always at least one black man in the background in whose eyes you can see that he is contemplating on whether Africa seems like a better idea at this point.
hah. yes, they could easily stand in a studio for those photos. of course getting the peoples reactions is part of the performance. perhaps the people in the background are the performers :)
for some it's a freak show, for others it's just ridiculous and funny. but at the end of the day, they take off the costumes, and chill like anyone else.
there are wayyyy more degerates out there. these two are really just more professional cosplayers when it comes down to it.
I've met Africans/Pacific Islanders who are very superstitious in an old traditional way. Guarantee 100% he thought this bitch was some kind of Satanic demon
Came here to post this.
In the future yes we'll be able to do a lot of things to our bodies in theory but that's not going to create a different sub-species, even if you fuck your body up and turn into a real life furry but your still capable of having viable children those offspring are just going to be regular humans at birth
I want to become an anime girl.
what cartoon is this from?
Unless you alter the germ line too.
Is that Die Antwoord having a laugh?
Those Tokyopop editions were suit. So glad it got rereleased.
Pinkth dimension, terrortaur, go.
You're a fool if you don't think he's the boss.
Yea Forums is so square Probably the squarest board on the chan besides /pol/
basically we'll have a starwars type galaxy, the twist is all the aliens came from earth
OMG people dressed up in costumes?! For an event?! that FReaks Me out SOOOO MUCH NOT NORMAL
Completely fucking wrong.
NO NO does not compute, we must judge strange looking beings,
It's called a Gunt. Without proper maintenance, it can begin to control things. It has ruined an internet career recently.
No, all cosplay people are one type of thing thing. I have decided. My prejudice won' allow for complexity in groups
>it's totally different, guys
>they're not doing it for the cameras at all.
pssshh. AMATEURS
No, we shan't. Thark you.
Every day I become more and more convinced there a portal to hell somewhere, and these demons make me think it's somewhere in the Amazon
They were the only ones crazy enough to write in Jeb
Goths. Funniest part is in the video theres people basically screamcrying/ sobbing loudly the entire time theyre dancing
He's thinking his fucking pants are about to fall off, but he's too damn lazy to pull them up.
Have sex.
Why do they dance like they're trying to do ninjutsu. At least move your legs.
whats the lore on these bitches? do they have pusys underneath the armor? do they fuck? or are they all juiced up and sterile like the super marines?
Fuck niggers. The only time they complain about this is when theres some black person doing it and even then instead of complaining about the issue they pull out a race card and start talking about how its "white conservatives trying to emasculate black men"