How did they win?
300 Greeks vs 2 MILLION Persians
Owen Perry
Wyatt Reyes
Logistics
Ryan King
they didn't win
Zachary Kelly
Didn’t they lose in real life
Matthew Gray
they lost in the movie too
Daniel Edwards
dem warrior genes bruuh
Josiah White
A) Everyone forgets the fucking Thespians, they were a thousand vs 2 million. And they weren't even elite warriors trained from birth.
B) They didn't win you imbecile. They died to a man.
Landon Perry
Because it wasn't three hundred versus two million, it was nine thousand versus a hundred thousand at most. And they had an extremely defensible position. And they still lost.
Jaxson Evans
Their goal was to die, so they actually won
Zachary Thompson
based logic
Evan Bell
They won in the sense that they stopped the Persians, that was their goal and they achieved it.
Austin Powell
>2 million
Herodotus was a hack
Jaxson Phillips
Were they Orks?
Robert Jenkins
But they didn't stop the Persians.
Cooper Sanchez
add to it 10k illots and 10k neighbors and you can succesfully bottleneck the pass for a week
Ian Roberts
A.) They had more than 300 men.
B.) They didn't.
Caleb Lopez
they literally all die in the end, how is that stopping the persians?
Zachary Myers
they were white
Lincoln White
wtf, I didn't know Parisians looked like that
Ayden Jones
>stopped the invaders
>then went to war with each other
yep they were europeans all right
Isaiah Ortiz
name a better testosteronecore movie than 300
Nathan Roberts
Map corning
Ian Roberts
Sparta wasn't conquered. That was Xerxes intention in the movie.
IRL their fierce opposition caused a ripple effect, leading the almost wholesale destruction of Xerxes's invading army, through Greek reinforcements, fatigue, and disease.
Nathan Fisher
They were betrayed and outflanked. All they did was buy time.
Easton Walker
Black hawk down
Blood diamond
Terminator 2
Commando
pleb
Josiah Bell
Disciples of the Trudeau school of war
Brayden Perez
The battle was lost. The war was won. But the war wasn't "300 Greeks VS 2 million Persions" and thus out of scope for this thread.
James Powell
They really could have done some really cool stuff in 2 but they made some magical fairy land shit
Luke Cooper
I'll give you Commando, but the other three aren't as balls out retarded masculine as 300.
Lincoln Torres
Why is it so easy to troll 4channel these days? I want to go back to 2006.
Logan Lewis
They had a fuckload of helot slaves with them
James Roberts
Sparta wasn’t conquered due to support from the entirety of the greek city-state system which formed an alliance
Jace Green
They had the high ground.
Bentley Hall
300 Spartans vs 1 CHAD incel and a couple of persians