What is the cringiest sex scene in movie history?

Michael Mann sex scenes are good

>who has sex with their shirt on?
majority of married people id guess

Holy Smoke, there is an awful sex scene between Harvey Keitel and Kate Winslet.

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why would i want to watch boring yuro "lovemaking" when i could watch chad american megapounding.

Mostly true.

Fappin' feels much nicer and women are a fucking burden in your life. As a man, the only reason to fuck women it's to add them to your personal score. If you don't care about that (really, you shouldn't) and if you don't want to have kids (also a burden), then sex is useless.

It is great just overrated, building a meaningful relationship with someone to share your life with is much more satisfying

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One night stands are not great. Sex with someone you actually care about is great.
No
>Kate Winslet
Yes please.

>t. sex expert (had a blowjob once)

brunette is in the new hideo kojima game, bet Kojima jacks off to this like a jap boss

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it

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I hate myself. Therefore cannot ever love someone else enough to have that kind of sex

sad!

Bullshit. Literally took a woman home last night. She passed out as soon as she hit my bed, and so I raped her. There was no smiling and giggling.

that one in showgirls in the pool between paul atredies and that chick that was addicted to caffine bills in saved by the bell

That's your choice, user. You could fix it, or wallow in self pity the rest of your life.

>I watch movies for an accurate 1:1 depiction of reality

I have CTE. All downhill from here user.

kek

Was it the nymphomaniac nigger dp?

Tfw I live in this town

Tfw it's the only thing this town has done besides have a really high murder rate thanks to stupid hillbillies and black people

Tfw this town is just a manual labor shit hole and it's never gonna change

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Nah, it was Blue is the Warmest Color.

>American megapounding
You mean giving each other Indian burns while grunting violently?

Only fighter or american football chads get CTE so I find that extremely hard to believe given you're here.

>ctrl+f
>not amelie
Sasuga Yea Forums

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>cringiest sex scene

These.
I didn't need these feels. I miss being loved.

Have sex

God damn, those titties.........

Soldiers get it user. Concussion waves from explosions

I would if I could

BITCH

are euros really this effeminate and gay?

sex feels so much better than fapping..... especially anal

I can help you.

what a bunch of goddamn virgins. sex is amazing and you can have it with a shirt on, without, pants around your ankles, panties around her knees, every which way. get good at sex and fuck women who are also good at sex and it's the fucking life force of the universe pulsing through your veins.

CTE is from repetitive sub-concussive hits to the head though... over a very large period of time.

Me neither, and at this point the idea scares me.

The thing is that I'm literally retarded and a lot of times I find myself falling massively for wishful thinking when doing something that has a very low chance of success, which is especially bad when it involves having to trust someone. If a girl insisted that I didn't wear a condom, I'd probably fucking do it and only realize what a fucking idiot I was too late.

It's safer for me to just avoid it.

This is a hilarious scene. It's so bad it's good, like the sex/rave montage in Matrix 2 but more so.

You don't need to love yourself to love someone else or even be close to someone else.
The problem is if you hate yourself, your insecurity/need for affirmation will interfere with the relationship because most people don't have the patience for it. It's a particularly huge turn-off for women.

MacGruber's back to back sex scenes are rough to watch.
youtu.be/BNq31nbU5II

sex is inherently cringe. that's why celibacy is based and redpilled

>another thread derailed by incel whining
there is an entire board dedicated to this shit, fuck off

newsroom.ucla.edu/releases/military-personnel-brain-changes-similar-retired-football-players-suspected-cte

Which is what you get in combat user

youtu.be/FJe8b7aN3SY

It starts at 4:11.

pretty good cope I bet you fully believe it too, easy way out. Strong self-delusion. Yeah it's better this way, definitely

All Hollywood sex scenes are cringe.

most based opinion in this whole thread tbqhbbq famalam senapi desu

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What the fuck are you talking about

The one in the pool from Showgirls

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>there is an entire board dedicated to this shit

I know, you're on it? Can someone give this faggot directions to plebbit

Neither have I and it seems to me like it'd be awkward as fuck. I've never had an actual gf before but I've kissed one girl when I was in high school and even her I feel it would've been ridiculously awkward getting naked and saying anything to eachother. How the fuck do people do that shit in real life let alone pretend to on camera?

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>cognitive dissonance: the post

The lovemaking scene between Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck in Gigi is generally regarded as the worst of all time.

>it’s turkey time

youtu.be/YIpzWrHb1Yk

Faggot

Any answer other than pic related is objectively wrong.

>there is an entire board dedicated to this shit
Not anymore, since /r9k/ is now the discord tranny and /soc/-lite board.

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03:11 cracked me up.

>it ain't that great. especially if you are a chronic masturbator.
>It’s not great.
>Fappin' feels much nicer and women are a fucking burden in your life.

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>ctrl + f
>no Watchmen

I discounted the possibility that anyone would ever love me so long ago that I almost never think about it anymore. I just knew it wasn't gonna happen by the time I was 10 or so and it's just become normal for me after so long.

Go on...

>t. incel

*Gigli

>no Watchmen
Retard

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>especially if you are a chronic masturbator

Do you think this is fixable by doing nofap for long enough?

hey buddy. i know it ain't great. i wish Eva Green taught me about sex after school by jerking me off while wearing a silk glove but life doesn't always go according to plan

What is your favourite underrated sex position tv?

>If I say it enough, it will be true.

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first of all americans don't even put sex scenes in their movies so you're wrong. secondly, the oonly europoor movie I've ever seen was blue is the warmest color and it was literlaly a porno. dumbass

OHHYEEEAHH OHHYEEEAHH OHHYEEEAHH

youtube.com/watch?v=WqNMjZpSbnU

I win

Girl on her belly. Too comfy and you can feel her cheeks easily but

Don't do it. You fall into a trap known as "masturbation debt". You know that rice and chess board meme? The one where the Emperor was dabbed on by a peasant for more rice than the world had? It works like that, you're constantly playing catch up and you never can catch it up.

Basic Instinct with the brunette

>hey buddy. i know it ain't great.

You're either terrible at it or hook up with bad women. Sex is fucking amazing.

>If I say it enough, it will be true.

Ha!

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Either virgins or have only fucked ugly women.

Good sex is based

>Basic Instinct with the brunette
He practically rapes her. How can that not be great?

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but????

>the virgin "I want a deep emotional connection with my partner"
>the Chad "I fuck to get the poison out"

I'm on nofap, should I be scared? Will I have to pay with cummies? To whom? When? I don't want to be in debt

It's not for small dicked incels like you

they were all prostitutes desu
if i found a girl who loved me and did her raw, it would probably be the best thing ever

>Chad
>feeling he has "poison" inside him
nah

> being this much of angry faggot on a honolulu skateboarding forum

ha ha ha ha this is amazing

counterpoint:

What? Please explain further. Can't find the concept of "masturbation dept" anywhere else, this is entirely new to me

how new are you exactly?

fucking based . im sick of watching 2 people agressively pound each other for 10 seconds with fake porn star moans

>they were all prostitutes desu
Then you are getting bad prostitutes. I mean the right escort is a dream girl fuck.

Do you even know what that word means?

sorry lad, was just fishing, brings the mind at ease you know

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>which is what sex is actually like

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You'd be amazed at the amount of people in the US who shape their lives around what they see on TV and which movies they've watched. Especially when it comes to women. It seems as if most of them live their lives as if they're an actual character in a movie.

The plot always has to move forward, meaning there always must be drama. Their expectations of dates is like taken out of every cliché comedy drama. Their expectations of sex is like taken out of every bad sex scene in Hollywood movies.

It's like living around a bunch of fucking robots.

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What did she mean by this?what's the deal with that smile and expression?

This is how a Chad clears up their chlamydia.

Bros, my girlfriend refused to have sex with me unless I ate her vagina. I've told her numerous times no and I recently broke up with her. Get the fuck out of here with that gay shit

Be more dominant and standoffish dude. She'll respect and lust after you more. Only then the sex becomes great.

I've never seen anyone else notice that before. People literally manufacture drama to make their lives more like tv/movies.

Based

>You’ve seriously never had sex? You must be a hateful incel misogynist!

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>Sex with someone you actually care about is grea
>Sex with someone you actually care about is great.
What kind of sick fuck cares about the thing that's willing to take it up the ass for you? The fact something would do that for me necessitates that I cannot care for them. Ew.

Did she give you blowjobs? Was she clean/shaved, and were you?

There's a fairness element to it

It sucks ass. I watched it for the tits but they're barely present. The two whores fight over the one guy. Turns out he was on the plane headed to his wedding and so technically cheated on his fiance with the two titty monsters, but it turns out he has a controlling wife and the dude is a total cuck. Rah rah, women pat themselves on the back for being cock-addicted sluts.

It happens for different reasons and no reason at all, just keep at it!

>who has sex with their shirt on?
Half-clothed sex is god tier

are you gay?
On the other hand, if you weren't your only sexual partners, I understand, there's a risk of getting cancer or STDs

many such cases!

Fucking kek it is a great position if you've got the dick. Laying right on top of her back, feeling that ass push up, blowing a huge fucking load.

Missionary with her legs to her chest is a close second

How talentless is Wiig that the only way she can make me laugh is if she's (poorly) simulating (outrageous) sex with (the very talented) Will Forte?

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start lifting

Walking's not even that good bro lol

Trust me I do it all the time

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No blowjobs, just penis in vagina
I'm not gay retard, vaginas just kinda gross me out

>eating pussy is gay

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Absolutely based. Did you tell her that you weren't in high school anymore?

>literally performing an act of sex on a woman
"gay"

Either that or they just assume it's because you're a loser.

Which in my case is true, but it has nothing to do with it.

Just because everyone thinks men who suck pussy will suck anything doesn't make it true. Just because every man will think you're possibly a fanook doesn't mean you can't do it.

You go and suck that pussy, but keep it to yourself. And make sure your woman doesn't open her yapper.

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Well dont just stare at it, check em!

Shut up, Will.

You are literally gay. Licking pussyhole is kino.

true if protected, but bjs and raw feel way better than masturbating

any scene that I’d be in ;_;

Do you know the difference between plural and singular?

Thingkin of bitcoins

Itz

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100% based

>men who suck pussy

>Licking pussyhole

You do realize you're not supposed to lick the actual hole, right?

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>If I run fast enough, the gay won't catch me!

just jam your tongue in and out

There’s licking holes and there’s sniffing holes.

The Room purely because it goes on for like 10 minutes and most of the shots are of Tommy's ass

Can confirm

t. had one girlfriend over a period of two years once

i miss the company though... and her warm body in bed...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Homosexual denial incarnate

I sort of ktf

>Try to get attention off grill for a while
>She isn't interested
>She has sex with many men during this time
>Gradually lose interest
>This seems to force her to take an interest in me
>Immediately find my interest again
>We "take it slow"
>Which means we don't have sex
>She won't have sex unless we're dating
>Eventually ask her out
>She says yes!
>I reflect on this
>Start thinking out loud
>Consider how much it's cost me to get this far (moneywise)
>Not really bothered by the financial aspect it's more the principle of it
>Here I am having to work hard and make a lot of money only to gain something that this thot was handing out >for free not a year prior
>But to me she wasn't
>She asks me what the fuck I'm talking about
>Tell her the truth, why would I care to pay more than the forecourt price for an old ringer with 300,000 miles on the clock that wasn't even worth what's she asking now when it wasn't even worth that brand new?
>Look at her and see a Petri dish looking back
>Grimace
>She seems embarrassed
>Throw her out
>She starts screeching about how she can't get home and calls me an "asshole"
>Open the door and tell her if she waits there I'll call her a taxi
>Close door
>About 40 minutes later she starts banging on my door and demanding to know where her taxi is
>"Your taxi?"
>"You fucking said you would call me a taxi!"
>"Oh...you're a taxi!"
>Close the door
>Go to bed
>Don't even miss her

Fuck thots desu.

both fun

This. First thing I thought of.

cool story bro

>oh... you're a taxi
cringe

Eating out isn't gay, you faggot.
It is however beta.
>muh fairness
Women who aren't worthless love sucking dick. If you're good with your hands, that's more than enough "compensation".

sounds like you pussied out lol didn’t even fuck her you beta bitch.

>t. had one girlfriend over a period of two years once
Wow, you must know everything there is to know then.

Sex is pure reddit

that happened

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I ask the questions.

Do you?

Looks like she isn't that into sex and doesn't get why people make such a big deal about it. And she thinks the guy's behavior and expression while doing it is funny but is trying not to laugh.

Do you?

Relevant. Just wait for it.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1KblBvpGy3Y

>One night stands are not great. Sex with someone you actually care about is great.
lol look at this fag

Actually it's true, until you realize that women don't love men and can't love them. When you realized that it's one-sided and it can only be one-sided, and any occurrence of the opposite is but an illusion, then it's impossible to have "great" sex anymore.

I was going to have sex yesterday but couldn’t get a boner, so I went down on her instead. I fear I may have jerked off to many times and have given myself erectile dysfunction or something. Or i’m just too nervous.

svengoolie is very comfy

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get litty

If you're drunk enough all you care about is to get the dick wet. Who cares about the shirt or socks.

I think the same as you every time I get out of a relationship. Then two months pass, and my cock begins forming its own delusional opinions.

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that's not true. sex is often more about lust and humping than being cute and tender.

For degenerates, yes. For normal people, no.

> not gay
> vaginas gross me out
fucking kek

my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I was cheating on her.

Thanks based imagine-user.

Well they are smelly sometimes. Why did god or mother nature do this? It's not appealing.

sneed

A simple phrase to always keep in mind when your brain tricks you into believing you've found the perfect woman is this:
Every man believes his woman isn't like other women. Including you.

one night stands can be great. some of my best lays have been the first time I've fucked someone.
pretty often they can feel a bit hollow afterwards but that feeling isn't always there.

Real lasting relationships feel amazing

>mfw this was unironically the first time I ever popped a boner when I saw this at 5 years old.

never knew this was supposedly disgusting until I came to Yea Forums

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you sound like a fag who is probably not good at sex and can't make girls excited or very turned on.

Yea everybody says the girl is funny and clever. Is that really the case or do you just want to have sex with them.

>Be able to get erect when you're drunk
>Being able to maintain an erection when you're sober

Heh, that virility won't last forever, zoomer.

On the DVD its said They did 34 takes over two days for that scene , James Cameron was a perfectionist.

Any sex scene that isn't Shoot 'Em Up's or Team America's.

poor mel if only his christcuck parents hadnt brainwashed him about fucking sky wizards growing up none of that shit wouldve ever happened

I've been to America twice and it's both scary and funny how true that is. Like I did not super enjoy the hook ups I managed because of it.

Americans are so fucking weird.

It's not disgusting though. I fapped to that scene in the late 90's when it was on HBO

>the absolute state of Yea Forums heterosexuals

eating a woman's pussy is the 2nd least gay thing you could possibly do.
gayer than eating a woman's pussy is fucking her ass.
gayer than eating a woman's pussy is sucking on her tits.
gayer than eating a woman's pussy is fondling her tits.
gayer than eating a woman's pussy is kissing a woman on the mouth.
the only thing-- THE ONLY THING-- less gay than eating a woman's pussy is cumming in her wet pussy with your erect penis and leaving her pregnant.

you know what men have that woman also have? mouths, tits, and asses. pussy play is the only play that is EXCLUSIVELY heterosexual.

calling something "straight" just because it happens to be on a woman's body doesn't make it straight. does putty a dick on a woman's body mean sucking it doesn't make you gay? no. sucking a woman's dick *definitely* makes you gay. but sucking that pussy--exclusively straight.

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Enemy at the Gates

I haven't been single for more than 2 consecutive weeks since I was 15 years old, and I'm 27 now. Those 12 years were divided by 4 long-term relationships.

You do the math, you degenerate cunt.

>People literally manufacture drama to make their lives more like tv/movies.

sounds like autism to me.

>who has sex with their shirt on?
Kim Kardashian

you don't get naked and have a conversation first nigga, just get her on the bed and pull her pants and undies off and start eating the ass

>presented with gfs pussy for oral
You might as well present me a 50 sided Rubik's cube cos I dunno what's going on down there to make you enjoy this

based and redpilled

>Actually it's true, until you realize that women don't love men and can't love them
Entirely false. What you don't realize is that love is always selfish to some degree, and you hold women to a standard where theirs shouldn't be, while yours is but you pay no mind to the fact at all. You're just incredibly biased

You've obviously never seen the GoT one with Jon Snow and Dany in s7,

Yeah but there's gotta be some lead-in even prior to that, unless you just drag her into a room and start undressing.

>inb4 lol yeah that's exactly what you do
Maybe once in your life, not every time you have sex with your girlfriend

kek

S-SteveMRE1989?

for me, it's 69. Every time, for over 10 years now. At least we're both addicted.

let's be honest. you fucked at most 1 person and are using that as your sample for hundreds of millions

>it ain't that great. especially if you are a chronic masturbator.
That's because you're doing it wrong.

>not eating her out before you fuck her so that she can get multiple orgasms and that way become your cumslut
never gonna make it

I think it's part of being an NPC.
They think (lol) (((art))) reflects reality. So when they see (((art))) not reflecting their reality, they try better to have their reality reflect (((art))). The whole purpose of (((art))) being, not to reflect reality, but to (((shape))) (((reality))). And that's exactly what they do by copying (((what))) they're told their reality should be, ie (((reality))).
Goys aren't called cattle for nothing, senpai.

there can be some lead in if you're watching a movie together and there's a hot sex scene going on, yeah. it can be fun to delay the fucking by a minute or two with talking about it or some cutsie shit, but 9/10 it's a spontaneous thing and happens quickly. The most we'd plan it was "we're gonna fuck all night when we get home". I really miss tonguefucking her asshole

date of birth please, year/month/day

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Screens are ubiquitous now, get ready for it to come to your home town :)

That is way too specific. I’m in my early 20s if you must know.

How often do you beat your meat and how fast can you get it up when you're fantasizing? Also, it happens to everyone sometimes and it's highly likely you were anxious or something so just try to relax, have a drink or something beforehand and what not and you should be okay. Alternatively, you could try using aphrodisiacs and similar stuff.

based

This is unironically my favorite thing about this entire board

More like a seizure scene.

>

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The Romans had a lot of words for sex. They also had a lot of ideas about manliness. Unsurprisingly, these concepts coincided often.

Futuere, generally equivalent to "fucking", specifically meant for a man to put his penis in the vagina. This was modestly manly, but there were two acts considered manlier.

Pedicare, referred literally to the act of fucking another male (preferably a younger boy) in the ass. This was significantly more manly than futuere, to the Romans. But there was one act manlier, the manliest sexual act of them all.

Irrumare - the forcible fucking of the mouth by a man, to either sex, but especially another full-grown man. Forcing another dude to gobble your cock was the most manly thing a Roman could even conceive of.

But this had a drawback - the Romans didn't really have concepts of "gay" and "straight" like we do now. But they sure as fuck had faggots. They lived up to every faggot stereotype we have now, except it had less to do with fucking dudes, and more to do with being the passive partner sexually, in general. And being on the receiving end of irrumare - that is, the dude with the dick in his mouth, was the second faggiest thing Romans could think of. So it was real tricky to be a real man in the bedroom, when it meant making your boyfriend the second worst kind of faggot.

What was the single gayest thing to the Romans? Faggier than gobbling down dicks like egg nog at Christmas?

Cunninilingus. The act of eating pussy. A man who ate pussy was gayer than a twink pussyboi who subsisted entirely on man jizz. Because submitting to put your mouth on the genitals of a woman made you more womanly than that woman, as far as they were concerned.

Consider that the next time you suck on a pussy, you fanook.

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who /cuddler/ in here?

Is that Kale? Who's the broad?

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me behind the curtain

>early 20s
you'll be alright user, just slack off on the porn for a bit. Also, its quite normal to be more nervous for your first time(s). Personally I have the opposite problem, I just can't cum (and that's mostly on my first time with someone new). But that happens only once or twice and then things get back to normal.

It's from Showgirls. Elizabeth Berkley.

I jerk off flaccid and I do it almost everyday typically. I actually took a viagra beforehand and it didn’t work. I just got cyanovision.

sounds like I hit a nerve. If you're happy with how things have turned out then you don't have anything to prove, right? enjoy the "gentle" , "cute" sex.

Five, but that's like over twelve weeks combined

youtube Kate's "dog intimacy story" with Harvey Keitel. It's hilarious.

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>I've been to America twice
No, you haven’t

>I jerk off flaccid
Do no fap for at least a week and then fap exclusively to your imagination and see if shit changes since you sound like you're fucked atm. Are you out of shape, obese even, or do you take care of yourself and workout at least a little?

based and redpilled romans

>braging about your cool "sex skills" on Yea Forums
i think a big yikes is in order

>Don't answer = BTFO
>Answer = Aww baby, did I hit a nerve?

Gas yourself, my man.

the less lead-in the better. If the first date goes well then I'll start on the cab ride home. Literally anything less is pussy shit and don't get me started on "talking" to a girl via text before you have asked her out and then at least fucked her.

not the other user but can confirm that getting back in shape helps a lot. I've personally went from "doing nothing" to "hitting the gym 3 times per week" for a good two month now and boy is my sex drive back with a vengeance. Too bad that I'm single atm.... Jesus fucking Christ. But hey, will keep at it, everything feels much better now.

Go on a holiday for once in your life, NEET.

No, I have a very lean build with some muscle mass. I do a lot of cardio workouts.

>the less lead-in the better.
yep. they love it when you surprise them with a good dicking

>I'm a serial monogamist since I was a child and my mental and sexual development is definitely not stunted

I can't think of anything more horrifying than not having YEARS of time to myself or dating multiple women simultaneously

Good thing it will never happen for you then

Yeah, being horny as fuck from working out when you're single is hell incarnate all right. Hope I'll find a qtie this summer for fugging because I've had it dry for a while and it ain't that nice.

>I do a lot of cardio
You should be fine then, so it's probably due to porn or something. As I've said already, do no fap for a week straight, maybe even start taking cold showers, and see if shit changes. If not, seek professional help.

based and puritypilled

>YEARS of time to myself or dating multiple women simultaneously
tell me your secret bro, I'm recently divorced after 10 years of relationship. How do I get back in the game? It's insane how the city here as changed in 10 years, I don't even know all these clubs and (so far), I'm refusing to use tinder or any online stuff for that.

Christ it's funny seeing you incel losers pretend you know anything about sex.

>chad american megapounding
This is a good name for my powerviolence band

>I Fucking hate America/Americans
>I went there twice
You guys are always so full of shit

>user can't believe that other anons, in 2019, are not NEETs
cmon now

Leave the miserable cunt be and let him cope in solitude.

therationalmale.com/the-best-of-rational-male-year-one/

start with Best of year one. just do it. don't listen to haters here who might pile on. just do it

Not him, but tinder has taken over the game and is the go to way for meeting people, especially if you're just looking for ONS and similar shit. I'd recommend slowly putting yourself out there and joining interest groups, regardless if you're actually interested in them as they're a great way to meet a lot of different types of people in a small condensed area.

>>Open the door and tell her if she waits there I'll call her a taxi
>>Close door
>>About 40 minutes later she starts banging on my door and demanding to know where her taxi is
>>"Your taxi?"
>>"You fucking said you would call me a taxi!"
>>"Oh...you're a taxi!"
I doubt this happened but I had a sensible chuckle here.

>chad american megapounding
>virgin cosmopolitan lovemaking

is there a sex scene that is not cringe?

>trying to convince us how not-butthurt you are while saying "kill yourself"
lol butthurt cuck.

>Because submitting to put your mouth on the genitals of a woman made you more womanly than that woman

I've never thought about it like that, but it does make sense. Unironically might stop eating pussy because that shit will be stuck in my head.

btw. the reason i responded do quickly was because Rollo could save your life and i wanted it to get to you before this thread gets pruned. It's not PUA shit but solid rules from a solid guy
this is him. a normal 50 y/o man with advice your dad forgot to tell you

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absolutely destroyed

>virgin cosmopolitan lovemaking
I think I need to point out there's something a little self-contradictory here

>incels pretending they've had sex
TOP FUCKING KEK

>a normal 50 y/o man with advice your dad forgot to tell you
not him but thanks for that I'll look into it starting when I wake up

not necessarily. you can attempt to pleasure a woman, but if you're beta and don't penetrate, you're still a virgin.
plus it's funny

europeans are simply more intellectual and sophisticated

>i'm a virgin, therefore everyone else must be as well

Cope harder, you little faggot.

thanks bros

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T CALL ME INCEL! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M A CHAD!
LOL

don't know how that's cringe
they have good chemistry

>we should listen to the boy fucking romans for what our sexuality should be
based

it's overrated

>we should listen to the boy fucking romans for what our sexuality should be
While it was about the sexual acts, it was more so about the manliness of it.

Using your argument, you ought to be even more ashamed of yourself. That even the degenerate, twisted boy-fucking Romans saw eating pussy as the most demeaning and submissive act of all, despite the degeneracy they were taking part in.

meh just bang hookers for €40

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This is not the compelling argument you think it is.

that's not a movie scene

t. subject to salve morality

Why is Tim being used as a reaction image?

imagine the smell!

imagine not knowing the joy of having a grill sit on your face while she deepthroats your cock

yeah this one

based and cunnilinguspilled

When it comes to the basic and universal understanding of submission, it does.

But I suppose I can understand that the idea of submitting to someone more feminine that yourself falls flat on people who are so desperate for pussy that it becomes a necessity in itself.

Now go wash your girlfriends' clothes and vacuum the couch. Don't want the one with the pants to withhold pussy tonight, do we?

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>One night stands are not great. Sex with someone you actually care about is great.
Hooray for masturbation!

>tfw no gf

t. a slave moralist

this scene is so fucking hot. also the rape from last house on the left. what are other kino rape scenes?

I'm not preaching morals. I'm preaching manlihood, of which you have none.

I'm 30 and I have never had sex

>you're a taxi

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Spit on your grave 2 has a kino scene, no webm for it though

I'd rather not, I'm trying to eat

How ironic.

Mad Dog and Glory
Robert De Niro and Uma Thurman

underrated

Seriously, though. Go help your girlfriend out with the chores. Maybe do a little extra, like hanging up the towels or cleaning the sink.

Maybe then she'll allow you the privilege of going down on her tonight.

>t. has never touched a woman
My wife does all that shit, but I like eating pussy dude. Now go jerk off to traps and tell yourself how not gay it is.

>fags to the left of me, niggers to the right, here i am stuck in the middle with jews

THAT SLOW SCROLL XD

my fucking side, thank you user. I just assumed it was the regular scene.

hearty kek

>y-y-you like traps

Nice argument there. Did your wife oversee the post before allowing it to go through? I hope she did, because then your chances of losing your manlihood once more tonight just skyrocketed.

Haha wouldn't it be kinda gross if they brapped all at once in a circle around you haha

wanna change that user-kun????

early 97?

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stealing goy's wheel

Don't do that.

>you shit on me and you're dead, got it?
KEK

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Hit a nerve?

why not?

kek

No, because if I liked traps, I wouldn't be afraid to say it. Because as far as manlihood and masculinity goes, a man who fucks a trap is still lightyears ahead of you and your ilk.

cool dad joke bruh

based stealers wheel

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please seek help

>even female sex workers dont go to the gym
every time a male stripper is shown on film, documentary or whatever the guy clearly works out and keeps his body in shape. how the fuck can you be a hooker and look as disgusting as some of these hoes?

its over rated just masturbate

Oh oh! Truman is about to find out the truth

this might be true, but relationships in Europe ar emore like friendship with sex, instead of being something passionate

soft and curvy bits that jiggle > slabs of muscle

>and women are a fucking burden in your life
sure thing

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Why is there an increase in sex threads on Yea Forums and why do they always get 300+ replies?

>As a man, the only reason to fuck women it's to add them to your personal score. If you don't care about that (really, you shouldn't) and if you don't want to have kids (also a burden), then sex is useless.
Most men want to have kids and fuck the bejesus out of a woman, so there's that.

only smelz. based ethan

Things that never happened for 200

BABY WANTS TO FUCK

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