Watto: A Star Wars Story

Who's going to care? The Hutt that runs the planet?

Okay then why didn't he just shank him quickly and quietly with his lightsabre, grab the drive then get the fuck out of dodge?

because that's evil?

It’s not the Jedi way.

>Yes! Coruscant should accept all the sandpeople refugees!

>mind tricks don't work on me, only money
>refuses to accept the galactic currency

explain

and stealing his part with mindrape isn't?

>go in mcdonalds
>want to buy a double mcroyal
>why dont they accept deutsche marks!!! its currency!

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this is more tantamount to stopping at a mcdonalds in serbia and the shifty little guys not accepting euros

He should have just went to another dealer, exchange their credits for other currency, then come back.

that would draw attention in an official capacity, they didn't exactly land at the space airport, where did this guy exchanging all these galactic credits come from?

Watto is a backwater mechanic bazaar merchant not a fastfood chain

prove it

I love the fact that this sentence exists.

Jabba is the owner of every fastfood chain in tatooine

If galactic credits are worthless around these parts why would anyone do a currency exchange

a little anti semitic, just a little bit a little bit

>big ass shop and scrapyard
>only person on an entire planet who has the engine or whatever
if anything, Watto is a huge luxury restaurant

Why didn't the Jedi council/republic just wire Quigon the correct money? He had comms with them.

well, at the very least he's their sole customer

how do you know Watto doesnt have his own fastfood shop in the back of his slave driven scrapyard where he makes his infamous Watto burgers?

He didn't try to steal it, he tried to pay for it using Republic money

>run mechanic shop in Taiwan
>man wants to buy engine parts in pesos
>rightfully tell him to fuck off

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but then you would have had to route through the banking clan, and weren't they in league with the trade federation? might bring attention to where they were

qui gon is on the naughty list with the republic and jedi council. no more allowance for him

mind tricks is a metaphor for white privilege

>(((banking))) ((((((((((clan)))))))))))
>(((trade dederation)))
Okay, how the FUCK did Lucas get away with this shit for so long?

he meant that Watto is /strong mind/

why didn't Quigon just go across the street and mindtick some other guy into exchanging currencies with him and then go back and buy them?

Jewdi defense force has arrived.

now that makes you think

He didn't.

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why didnt Quigon just threaten Watto with his lightsaber?

The hutts fear the Jedi.

Well yeah actually, why didn't he do this?

jews are eternally assblasted that a random goy came out of nowhere and made the most successful movie trilogy of all time, especially considering its steeped in western myth and religiosity.

Why is George so sad here despite getting a 6 billion dollar payday?

comparing Watto to jews is an insult to Watto.

Credits would have done fine

why didn't he just exchange sexual favors for the part?

Tell that to kanjiklub

Because then Darth Vader doesn't happen.

Also can you fuck off with
>why didn't this boring thing happen instead of the cool thing in this movie
Would you seriously rather watch shitty money exchange scene in place of pod racing? Fuck outta here cinemasins looking ass.

What's the equivalent to judaism in Star wars?

why didnt qui gon join the podrace? if all it took for anakin was some dormant midichlorians a fully trained jedi master would have dominated the race

he knew he could never re-release a ""new"" edition of star wars with more shit in front of r2d2 when he hid from the sand people

>officer: what is your name?
>watto: wat? *coughs*
>officer: ah watto. *stamps space passport* go on in

didn't they have several of the queen's handmadens on board? why not just sell them into slavery and use that money to buy the part
or even better just trade them to watto directly for the part

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he gave all that away though, didn't he?

10/10

>all it took
No, he had experience.

the republic society does not engage in slavery, Tatooine is outside republic administration, but these are still republic citizens with republic ideals naturally

Because they could charge an enormous spread. If you come to the place with $10,000 "Republic money" I can convert it to $1,000 "local money" fucking you over enormously but still giving you what you need and then go to Republic space, buy $10,000 worth of merchandise that I know will sell back in Hutt space, and make a nice little profit.

joking aside it always rubbed me the wrong way that Quigon used the force to cheat in his legitimate bet with Watto
it feels especially scummy

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there is no equivalent. if there were jews in SW universe there would be no space travel. The Republic would instead have to spend all its money paying reparations to Gungans and all the races would be too busy fighting amongst themselves.

Lucas gave him a big nose too.

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>legimate bet
watto's cube was obviously weighted to always hit red
qui gon just countered his cheating

dude, watto missed out

He manipulated randomness, it's fine.

in the end, is money really worth your lifes passion that inspired several generations and has become a corner stone in modern culture?

for 6 billion of course i really hope it is

why didn't Quigon use the force to sabotage all the other podracers before they started the race to guarantee Anakin would win?

>Quigon used the force to cheat in his legitimate bet with Watto

The dice was loaded, moron. It was never going to land on Qui-gon's color. That's why Watto became so angry (but of course he can't come out and say his dice are loaded so that was impossible).

I would say it's money better served in his pocket than the mouse's

>obviously weighted to always hit red
how do you know that?

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This is the real reason all the critics gave the prequels shitty ratings and spammed "duh prequels sux!!" meme.

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I just do trust me man

Next time you watch The Phantom Menace, try to keep track of the bet that they use to win little Annie. A friend and I tried to work it out for like an hour once. It just doesn't make any sense. And what's funny is that it's actually the most pivotal moment in all of Star Wars.

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>keep track of the bet that they use to win little Annie
>It just doesn't make any sense
how to you figure?

Imagine being this obsessed with jews

Is this a sign of sexlessness? Is the solution to "have sex"?

Watto, a savvy street wise scamming junk trader on a planet run by mobsters, suggests that they use HIS dice to decide the outcome.

I mean how new do you have to be, user? You would get eaten alive on the streets of Mos Espa.

By not being part of the Screen Actors Guild

By being a leftist who loves Jews and works with them everyday and not being a whiny jew-obsessed incel

Here's your dopamine hit you pathetic fucking junkie.

a little bit

Dero demon.

I'm pro Jewish m8, but I think Lucas was not careful enough with the way he handled Watto or the Gungans.

I don't think he did it intentionally. But he should have known better to waltz right into stereotypes.

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>/pol/cels
>having sex
they literally blame their virginity on jews

maybe you're just rly, rly obsessed with jews.

nice attempt at damage control tho. will prob keep the jannies off your back at least

Watto: Get Rich or Fly Trying

>opens with watto's barmitsfa

I'm obsessed with condemning anti-semitism and any other form of discrimination desu.

Looking for a final solution?

Show a alien that good in the sequels I will wait

See, not thinking like this is why Watto is stuck in his backwoods slave yard/fast food takeout diner instead of making it to the big leagues

of course! cover those tracks!

do you know who jonas salk was?
he was the jewish scientist that cured polio. he created the march of dimes to raise millions to fund his research.
polio was a crippling and deadly disease putting children all over the world into a wheelchair or an early grave. the vaccine for polio was one of the greatest medical achievements of the last century. its a globally essential medicine.
and this guy jonas salk?
he could have made billions from it. he could have patented it and made actual billions of dollars.
you know what he did? he waived the patent. he gave up billions just to make sure as many people who could be helped got the help they needed. he became a celeb after that even though he hated it. truly a great man and he left the world a better place than he came into it.

If I had a choice between polio existing in the USA/world and jews. I would choose polio every single time and twice on sundays. I would infect myself with polio and tour america spreading the disease in a custom built wheelchair or crutches if it meant all the jews and their influence were excised from my country like the cancer they are.
polio is nothing compared to the harmful effects of jews on the USA and world.I would give anything to live in a world where our biggest problem was building access ramps and compliance with the civil disabilities act.

that sounds like hyperbole. it is not. 100% authentic feelings. I cant sleep at night anymore. I wish I never started questioning things. I wish I was still a dumb rube out there able to laugh at things instead of a woke misanthrope. I envy the dumb.

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Closest we get is the worm thing in Solo prob

or the monkey guy in Rogue One

Nothing in the new movies at least, that isn't just a gag character.

Human-centricness in star wars annoys me. It was only the case in the OT due to budget/effects issues. There's no reason for it today, which is why so many characters in prequels were aliens. But the sequels has absolutely no relevant aliens

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You really couldn't have googled "Jewish ritual 13 years old"?

have sex

in a sea of low IQ posts, this takes the cake. back to your ((containment board))

>too accurate for sand people
>too accurate for muslims
>only Aryans can be so precise

What did Lucas mean by this?

so this is where post 21 virginity leads you

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This character is why the jews wanted so desperately to buy and destroy Star Wars. They really cant take a joke.

why do the prequel ones so soulless while the sequel one are full of soul
oh i know
the sequel creators spent less time on fake things and spent more time on important things like diversity and inclusiveness

what about the monkey guy in solo?

A sniping sand person hits a fast moving podracer from a considerable distance and Lucas says theyre bad shots.

Racism?

A clan of people controlling the intergalactic banking system? What was Lukas trying to tell us?

The sequels aliens eyes look like anuses seriously its hot

what about him
he talked and acted human
if he was human nothing wouldve changed

His soul: eaten

Legit though, that horse alien in the sequel looks fucking rad

>just turn off ur brain dude

Why so I can get the proper spelling to reply to a bait thread on a Mongolian basket painting image board that's mostly porn?

true, his character was very interesting though, solo needed fun characters

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His pockets, heavy.

>thread about a big-nosed greedy alien
>surprised by jew comments

he was literally a white slaver....

>Sly Moore
was she fucking Sheev or what? these are the questions I want answered.

imagine those eyes

>chance cube

she cute

I think in old EU she was something of a literal race of siths, as in, they were force sensitive but only to the dark side? It was such a mess at places.

>tfw your lifetime work of painstakingly crafted pottery is smashed right in front of you

This, there's no fucking way in hell that there wasn't some kind of currency exchange system in place on a Hutt planet, money is money. Watto was just being an aggressively jewy jew who probably didn't want to fork over whatever tax the Hutts placed on currency exchanges

The Hutts?

obsessed

He's prominently featuhqred in the Phantom Menace pinball machine, the last machine made by Bally/Williams.
I've played it and it's not a good machine. It's a shame, Wizard Blocks would have been cool.
youtube.com/watch?v=yw7ZGbULRAw

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I mean... It's not like he beat them or anything. He gave them spacious living, privacy, enough food to feed themselves and strangers, Anakin was able to build a droid for himself, and while he kept crashing Watto allowed him to keep fixing and racing his pod anyway. That's got to be costing him in parts, and labor that Anakin could be doing that would be more profitable. He doesn't even pimp out the mother, he sells her off to be married!

wizard?

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>quigon wants boy
>blue is the boy
>red, his mother
>watto is extremely surprised and infuriated when it's not red even though it would've been 50/50

Not since the 4channel split, friendo

>monkey guy
>good

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FADE IN

INT. TEMPLE BETH MOS ESPA

The congregation of local Toydarians gather in small groups, talking matters business and personal.

ZOOM IN ON WATTO

WATTO, a popular slave trader, gestures and speaks excitedly to the group around him.

Oy Vey! The Space Goyim know!

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Cringe and sexless

You couldn't even find an angry Watto image

that may be so but tatooine is controlled by the Hutts so if word got around about how sucessful this scheme then you'd probably be forced to cough up a large chunk of the dough to the Hutts. making the action meaningless

There are few religions we know of and aside from the light and dark side, most of the religions have very little information about them. If your talking about Species then it is either the Muuns or Neimodians.

having seen the film he was a character I liked, the film really needed a character with charisma

>Muuns
>tfw Darth Plagueis was a jew

Why are western nerds so obsessed with Jews?

Seriously, I live in Hong Kong and came to the US. During school and among people with jobs and etc. I never heard about Jews or had people going on about them constantly. In China Jews are just viewed as richer/smarter white people

Then I get into warhammer 40,000 because I'm a weirdo with lots of money, and all of the fat shutins at the gaming stores are constantly yelling "oy vey!" and are obsessed with Hitler and blame Jews for everything. It's so bad that simply bringing up money has them all rubbing their hands and arching their backs because I guess that's something Jews do? Recently they've started wearing kakistani flags on their shirts and drink milk because it "triggers libtards". It's fucking repulsive and cringey and I am embarrassed and worried someone will find out I hang around with these people sometimes

It's like 2 different worlds. Go to work and nobody cares about Jews and are clean shaven, go to gaming store or the like and all of these fat man-children congregate and start raging about how the jews stole their girlfriends.

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are those toys just nailed to the interior? seems very busy