I DID FUCKING 20 YEARS AS A SHINE BOX IN IRAN!

I DID FUCKING 20 YEARS AS A SHINE BOX IN IRAN!

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I wanted to jack off on the radiator. But I compromised, I ate a grilled cheese instead.

20 years getting my faggot ass cornholed in the can. not a fuckin peep

SOUTH OF THE BORDER

THAT FUCKIN ANIMAL BLUNDETTO

I heard they found an 8 ball in OP's corner pocket.

And for what? To protect the likes of Stevie Wonder ova heah?

Very funny user, very cute. I don't quite get it...but cute.

WHATEVAH HAPPENED THEAH?!?!?!?!?!

Lemme tell ya a couple three things: I loved it like a brother in law

Dont get it? You're 6'4" !

In my book, you get points for staying OUT of the can!

WHAT THEY FIND UP YOUR MOTHER'S CUNT!

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Sorry, my mistake...the lipstick was on user's COCK!

SHE WAS A HOAR

CALM DOWN PHILLY

*knock knock knock*

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NO BITCH TO ME

GIVE ME 1000 DOLLARS

UP IN DA CLUB

EECH DEE TEE VEE

YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING,I GOTTA QUESTION YOUR LEADERSHIP

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The bloody cops are bloody keen
To bloody keep it bloody clean
The bloody chief's a bloody swine
Who bloody draws a bloody line
At bloody fun and bloody games
The bloody kids he bloody blames
Are nowhere to be bloody found
Anywhere in chicken town

BLUNDETTO
BLUNDEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*rips cheese off the radiator in rage*

>Probably the only made mafia man who isn't a complete sociopath
>Finally get promotion after years of hardwork and constant death in your family
>get killed
was he the most unlucky character?

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In light of recent humiliations its an honor to be surrounded by anons AND NOT FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLIN TRIPCODE COCKSUCKAZ LIKE REPORTED MY THREAD HE SHOULD FUCKIN DIE

I think it's time for you to start seriously considering salads

>remember that one time Chrissy and Paulie had a falling out and they settled it by giving a snobby waiter a seizure then shooting him
OH! Good times.

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CHRISSY HE'S FUCKED UP

GIT THIS

DON'T THEY HAVE MEDICINE THESE ASSHOLES SUPPOSED TO TAKE?

Bobby would be such a chad if he wasn't a fat fuck

Up in da club

LEAVE THE COCKSUCKING CHEESE WHERE IT IS

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Sil vs. Phil cheese showdown when

thanks for the laugh bro.lost my shit when i read that line

[UP IN THE CLUB]

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What'd they find up your mother's cunt?

IT'S THAT FUCKIN ZIP FURIO

EY! OOHHH!

FU-RIO,F U R I O

How the fuck did they get away with this? That many high profile guys together at a high-class restaurant, and then their waiter gets shot dead right outside? And they take the money back from the checkbook so the restaurant even KNOWS it was that table of guys who did it? Come on now

Then again there were a ton of retarded whacks in the show. Like when that one short guy got shot in his parked car because suddenly a car comes out of nowhere, blocks him in his driveway, and then two guys get out with thick italian accents asking for directions? How do you not see that coming and be on your guard as soon as they step out?

Who was in the wrong here?

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...one thousand more?

melfi was being a tease, she absolutely deserved it.
also why the fuck didn't she let tony go after this guy? she might actually have autism

Is that the employee of the month?

>why the fuck didn't she let tony go after this guy?
Because she has a conscience

congratulations, you’ve finally realized that sopranos is a garbage overrated pleb show

What would you do in this situation?

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she's a cuck

Even though it's the default the thumbnail looks like the Star Wars edit to me

Shaggy dodged a bullet there

It's fucking surreal how closely the thumbnail matches up

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Free head as far as I'm concerned

Literally every single time someone posts the Vito/Finn pic I have to open it to check whether it's the original or star wars edit.

>UP IN DA CLUB

How was literally anyone supposed to feel sorry for him in S6 when he pulled this shit right before

I read somewhere that he was just trying to befriend Finn, to make sure he'd keep quiet, but that's not the impression I got

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furio was OG yang gang

GIV ME UN THOUSAND DOLLARS

i literally cannot watch this part. it makes me feel bad

>blah blah give me more mone- *BANG*
>jieiejbieieijebijeijbebjieijebijeijbjejebjeeebjjeijbebie :D
>chrissy, he's fucked up
>:DDD jeeiejbeijebeijeib :DDD jeiebijeieijbjiebjiebijebije
>don't they got medicine these assholes sposed to take?
>:DDD jiebejeibebij :DD jeieiiebijejbeijbeijbijijbeijbeijebji

[These two suck each other's cocks.]

It could be because in my country we don't tip but the waiter was a real prick about it. Chrissy said he had no money left and the guy just calls him an asshole.

>Because she has a conscience
if she has a conscience maybe she would no better then to let a rapist go free out on to the street? What if 4 more women were raped or killed because she was to scared to go a little outside of the law?especially when the law is the reason shes in this situation, her motives make no sense.

>she was to scared to go a little outside of the law

Because she had a conscience.

Give me un thousand caps

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Thats just stupid, you're a fucking cuck if you think you have to 100 percent always obey the law even if it means going against whats right.

Best OH in the series.

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>some random faggot does an armed robbery on my store
>identify him to the police and do everything I'm supposed to, he's arrested and charged
>gets off on a legal technicality
>he goes on to rob another store and blows the owner's head off when he doesn't hand over the cash
>have some faggot user tell me it's my fault the other shop owner's dead because I didn't go out and personally murder him myself or hire other people to do it after the police fucked up

>Loves his wife from the bottom of his heart
Why are all men in the Sopranos except him and Bobby such unfaithful fucks?

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Exactly. Now think of something like firearm laws. Do they benefit those with a conscience or those without? Those who follow the law or those who don't? Those in power or those not in power?
Chase is bringing relevant philosophical debate to the table in every episode.

Apart from being jailed and the terminal cancer, John had a based life.

TFW:

>no cosy, expensive house
>no exciting, high paying career/lifestyle
>no balloon of a housewife getting fatter on Italian carb-heavy meals

why live bros

Pierce Brosnan would love a wife like her

me for getting an erection

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How could you forget to have an erection?

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Chrissy...always with the scenarios

I chucked

do all americans wear boxers

I would have paid money for a scene like this with meadow

fuck that would have been the best