So.. Could you tell me more about Brendan Fraser and how is his alimony related to a haircut?

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Is this achievable natty?

>I'm confused. You say Daisy Ridley is your wife? I thought she was unmarried.

>Weren't you just in here last night, user? I know it was a productive session but your next appointment isn't for two weeks.

>user please put the gun down

Yup, just be careful where you inject the saline or you might die.

Bros, we cant all make it, but we should be happy for those who do.

>I don't understand the relation between "Captain Marvel" and "All women being whores". Who decided that, user? Are you fighting against some... movie?

>This discussion you were in last night, how late did you say you stayed up to be part of it, six AM? What time did you wake up this morning, then?

Natty Ice, maybe.
Also one off from tripletrips.

>you have to come to terms with your sexuality
>no user it doesn't matter if he wears a dress and calls you senpai

>why did you spray paint “formerly Chuck’s” above my office door
> I won’t report you to the authorities if you help me understand your motivation to do this

>Why yes, I expect you to help me remove it for free, why would you think you'd be paid for it?

This made me kek (formerly lol)

Lost it

kek

>While I enjoy your enthusiasm for Game of Thrones, I must remind you that we're here to discuss your crippling mental and emotional hangups, not a television program.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>user please get down from the chair and stop messing with my office smoke alarm

I actually got a room of people to crack up over the Bredan Fraser alimony/JUST joke try not being autistic for a change

>>Just a joke among friends, huh. You keep calling these people your friends but to me your relationship sounds quite hostile.

that is too fucking real holy shit

They were laughing at you, not with you.

kek

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aw, you think people accept you. how darling.

You're tolerated, not accepted

Lmaoing at the projection not everyone is as boring and inept as you lot

>If this chatroom of yours is such a caustic and antagonistic place, why don't you spend your time elsewhere, with friendlier people? What keeps you going back there?

I enjoy the honesty and bluntness. I can't stand how everyone anywhere else tiptoes around everything and is afraid to speak what they really mean.

>For free? That doesn’t make any sense
>What you’re saying is very disturbing user, I think we should increase your dose a bit.

No, I have friends. I don't crack meme jokes with them though because they're adults.

You made me cringe bro, I really hope you don't actually try to talk about memes in real life.

Sounds pretty boring tbqh once again im to sorry to hear how much of a bore you are try and enjoy life man

Nobody on Yea Forums likes GoT, redditnigger

you are a total faggot lmao

I think that was the point of his post dummy

Cunny is just a dumb way of saying vagina, it isn't anything new dumbass.

There's a Game of Trash thread on Yea Forums right this very moment retard.

Shut the fuck up

Howdy, my only friend

>hurr durr I'm just pretending to be a dumb redditfag

So you just don't use the catalog ever then?

>user, please lower your voice
>why exactly do you get so excited when you see the building custodian? Do you know him from somewhere?

A boring insult from a boring person

>Who is Robert? Is he an imaginary friend that helps you cope?

>so you, scream very very loudly every time you see a mildly attractive woman? I see... you seem to often resonate with this "Goose" creature you often talked about, I wonder what that symbolizes.
>So you often have feelings of intense loneliness and, I wanna make sure I'm repeating this right, horniness?

>I believe this obsession with the economic policies of Middle Earth is the product of an underlying fear of your own place in an increasingly global economy.

>post links GoT enthusiam with crippling mental and emotional hang ups
>he infers that this is a positive comparison
Are you fucking retarded

>user, who is this dr. Pavel you keep bringing up? Are you seeing another therapist besides me?

He is, but don't expect him to admit he misread.

>So these friends of yours, you don't know their names? But you say their tastes in television and film makes you angry? Can we explore that a bit?

>Mr. Willard, please, its imperative that you stop requesting everyone call you anonymous and user. You have an identity. Your actions have consequences. This is real life, not some online messaging board. And please, stop throwing hotpockets at custodians and shouting "FOR FREE". They have a salary.

Whats the consensus with the catalog? I just find it more accesible

>so user, basically, what you're telling me is that, you share your deepest, darkest, regrets, hopes and secrets, with a slew of unknown people, in hopes you will get a, how you called it, (you)?
>but user, you must surely have someone else to share such thoughts with, like a friend, or even a girlfriend for example
>more than that, I think that your bleak attitude about the, and I quote, "way the West is accelerating, head first, towards its self-crucifition", would be, at the very least, lessened, if you found somewhere else to put your energies in
>no user, I don't much think your, uhm, "in-depth studies" and "calculated numbers" are of much worth in this discussion

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>Whats the consensus with the catalog?
People use it to navigate and see what threads are around at any given time. That's about it.

Ah, thoughy there was some taboo or something lmao

>And you call these women your mother? But you have a mother?
>You're telling them you're sad and lonely and horny? Are you trying to identify with the man from Blade Runner? I dont understand...

Howdy

>Hi yes thank you for coming, welcome! Make yourself at home. I am hoping to get you as relaxed and comfortable as possible to create a nice friendly open environment that should make this therapy session much easier for you.
>There you go! Now, my name is Dr. Goldberg, and I- Mr. user, is everything alright? Why did your face suddenly get angry? Why are you looking at me like that? T-That door is supposed to remain unlocked... p-put my letter opener down. I must ask you to not to come any closer. user please, I dont understand...

>so, these numbers, user. that you have mentioned a few times now. are they special to you?

>could you explain the concept of "dubs" to me again? What exactly is the significance? Is seeing repeating digits important to you?

YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>Can we circle back around to the comment you made a few minutes ago, regarding Israeli foreign policy? I'd like you to elaborate on that for me.

Howdy

Fucking NICE

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>So you're fascinated by repeating numbers? Well, an intrigue in patterns is a very common sign of autism, user.

this lil' guy has seen some shit. you can just tell

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>This compulsion to cover your face with your hands whenever we go back to your experiences with the female gender, could you shine some light on that? Also, if you could stop kicking that chair over, that would help greatly.

>And he only eats Hotpockets, huh? Doesn't seem that healthy. Tell me, user, is "Jennie" here right now? In this room?