What would you have done in this situation?

I open carry so he wouldn't have even came over to the table after I told him to shut up.

I’m unironically a rather large cholo. A guy like that would never even consider trying me.

Has anyone ever, ever, had something like this happen?

The closest I ever came to something like it was when I was pacing on the sidewalk waiting for a friend and some skinny kid walks quickly by, jolts around, and goes ‘what’d you fucking say?’ I looked behind me then realized he was talking to me.

Threaten to jerk him off.
youtu.be/h7zTIlE5Rw0

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Based fellow tall bro.

>My wife is 44

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Try being 6’3 with a giantess fetish.

Get my ass kicked. It sucks, but if you can't fight, it has to happen.

I'm 6'4 and not bitchmade, first of all if you're gonna confront him don't act like a bitch afterwards. Why the fuck did he shake his hand when he was obviously trying to intimidate him? Tell him "Fuck off kid, i don't want to know you" when he offers the handshake, he's not gonna think that you're a total pussy after that at least. IDK how it is in America, but i grew up in Eastern Europe and telling someone to fuck off if they're bothering me always worked and didnt end with me getting my ass beat.

Flip off my chair, get into combat stance, dodge his punches, slide under his legs, grab his arm from behind, restrain him and perform a citizens arrest. Easy

I've never gotten my ass kicked. One guy came to fuck my shit up because he thought I was spreading rumors that he was watching faggot porn. I managed to talk him out of it and sent him to beat up his friend. The truth is I knew his friend, he let it slip that the two of them were watching faggot porn, I brought it up with my boys for a laugh, and I guess it spread. Still, that's the closest I've ever come to anything happening to me. Although I could've put him down, he was about an inch shorter than me (6'0" vs 6'1") and lanky, while I was doing GrecoRoman for a few years by that point.

Oh, I haven't watched the vid. I just wanted to share my blogpost.

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>tfw barely 6'1
I'm tall, r-r-r-ight

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>All these retards not realizing that the point is that he's literaly an underage kid.

It's about an ethic thing not about you being tough enough to be able to beat him up idiots. Act your age.

double leg him and then beat his ass in top mount

I've had people randomly insult me at parties but nothing this aggressive. Just an awkward moment where everyone in earshot gets quiet for a second and then we all move on and forget about it.

Honestly though, if we're talking to try and still fuck there's almost nothing. Maybe take the beating and get a sympathy one.

To avoid getting beat up would be pretty easy, you could unironically just yell nigger once and it all goes away.

>One guy came to fuck my shit up because he thought I was spreading rumors that he was watching faggot porn. I managed to talk him out of it and sent him to beat up his friend. The truth is I knew his friend, he let it slip that the two of them were watching faggot porn

What a fucking twist.

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Go right for the double leg LETS GO BOYS, EASY 3 POINTS THAT FAGGOTS GOIN RIGHT TO HIS BACK

Even if those anons are 6'6", you really think that's a good thing, you damn autist? The peak is about 6'4". Christ man, imagine some 6" dick on a 6'5" dude. Imagine how much he has to eat and work out to not be a lanklet. I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't wanna be 6'3" instead of 6'1", but yes, outside of Yea Forums or the Netherlands, you are tall; relax.

Street fights are stupid 100% of the time. It's a really easy way to rack up an manslaughter charge. You hit them, they fall and hit their head on the pavement and die. Say goodbye to your life. Your ego isn't worth that shit. Let them call your mom a whore or whatever. The only people who think it's worth it are people under the age of 25 anyways. Who really gives a shit what some kid thinks.

based sammy poster

Wait until he hits me and then call the cops, have him arrested, and sue his family in civil court for tens of thousands of dollars.

Violence is the base instinct of a fool, not a civilized man.

Teleport behind him and slice him to 1000 pieces

pussy lol

This, gotta play the long game

Yeah it does suck for everything other than being an intimidating animal looking fuck. Even just ergonomically it's a nightmare over time.

>while I was doing GrecoRoman for a few years by that point.
This is what gets me, people who go picking fights with someone when they have no clue about their fighting background. Some idiot could randomly pick a fight with a BJJ blackbelt and either get choked out or have their arms/legs broken in a submission. Or pick a fight with a wrestler and get taken down at whim and beat the hell up. Fights between strangers are so fucking stupid and deadly.

the correct answer is not to be the type who gets singled out for abuse in the first place. it's not that different from the schoolyard days. did you get picked on? it's because your bully took one look at you and knew they would get away with it. bullies, teens looking for a fight, the guy trying to mug you for your wallet, they'll pick the weakest target they can find every time. so don't look weak.

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probably fail the punk test. the same thing would happen but handle it even worse.

youtu.be/1AqcyZmqpN4

>Suddendly Yea Forums is surrounded by tall MMA experts

None believes any of you.

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Well, it's called a nigga moment for a reason. If this is post Boondocks I would go as far as to say that portraying a white nigga moment was his inspiration.

What if he ends up killing you while you wait there and try to remember the phone number of a lawyer while he beats the shit outta you?

Fork him right in the eye.

The quicker you stop thinking like this, the better. Being tall or taking some boxing/mma isn't exceptional and pretty common. You're just insecure.

This scene doesn't feel right with a white bully. Do white dudes like that really exist in New York?

Manlets Rise Up

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Secretly dial 911 on the phone under the table while the guy is doing his bullshit spiel. The cops would get there during the beating. Jump away from the attacker while pointing at him and yelling “He’s got a gun”. Then watch in glee as the cops waste him.

Im going to be honest. This probably never would have happened to me.

I try and make friends and joke with everyone. If someone makes some beef I ignore or try and make friends. I would have made some jokes, which is crazy because Louie was a fucking comedian.

I still probably wouldnt get the girl but I might leave without looking like a total puss.

This. Never go looking for trouble or it'll find you. You never know what someone will do to you once they have you at their mercy. Imagine being out of shape and picking a fight because you feel strong only to get gassed, taken out and embarrassed. Then imagine being in a state of unconscious and vulnerability with none of your friends or family around to help you. Some people don't stop when an opponent is downed because they're over-aggressive shitheads. The amount of street fights you think would end with one guy knocked out only for it to turn into your witnessing a homicide is staggering.

Well the criteria is a bit more
*grumbles*
let's say, relaxed...
anyways...

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>not realizing that if you try to attack him you get their faggot friends on you
it's a pretty lose-lose scenario, I don't think I'd know how to handle it. Talking it out could make you look like a little a bitch and even trying to fight will get you in trouble even if you happen to win, which is highly unlikely.
I find funny how in the comments some faggots wrote a 300 hundred word essay on what they'd say to own this bully kid thinking he would bother to listen to them or that they won't stutter and look like a scared bitch.

BASED OMNICIENT MEGA BASED COL POSTER!

I live for these kind of replies, thanks friend.

What would you do? Be a fucking retard who sees himself as some fucking Dirty Harry like ? Or are you actually living in the real fucking world? Doesn't matter if you are armed, doesn't matter if you can fight. There are 5 guys and you are alone. Just one of them has to hit you over the head with something and you're on the ground. Dial 911 in your pocket, leave the phone face down on the table and casually but clearly mention the name of the place and whats going down.

Can someone post that german psychologist thing again

What did that have to do with Sammy?
I wrestled for 5 years I'd probably fuck up 80% of drunk retards if I don't end up getting stabbed

for example, a dumbass drunk picking a fight with this BJJ black belt, gets subdued, thankfully Sera doesn't do anything and just restrains him, but there are meathead BJJ dudes out there that would probably wreck this dude's shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tm7I23Dc0OM

The best move i to slap your date desu, it will shock everybody and just wait until the police carries you out to safety.

This literally never happens with white kids, its always a pack of niggers or spics, in which case you're fucked no matter what you do because spics and nigs will kill without hesitation because they're too dumb to think about the consequences.

>I'm carrying a gun, back off and there won't be trouble
if he doesn't back off, shoot him

I think some of us are missing an element. Other than having a squad nothing about this faggot is intimidating.

It's hard to explain, but its almost like the weaker bitch is exerting fake alpha energy like a poking shitdick behind societal protection. And even realizing this, Louis can't do anything in the moment.

I know he's not exactly Rambo but he's like 6 something, I assume over 200 and at least jogs as far as I know. That and old man strength / randomness in general means this is not even close to a sure thing.

Louie did the right thing. You look like more of a fag by beating up some teenager.

I’d ask him to fuck my date

They’d be so shocked they wouldn’t know what to do

Check and mate

I've had a belligerent drunk person threaten to kick my ass after getting into a verbal altercation my friend, and I told him to go ahead and do it, because if he did I had a great lawyer on retainer

he walked away and his friends apologized

Oh, definitely.

>I trained all my life and this guy is bothering me. If I break his fucking arm and run him up a hospital bill it'll teach him a lesson.

All of the fighters I've known have only be interested in restraining people. They never initiate fights but if it ever gets to that point there's always a hold or few short blows followed by a "You alright?" and both parties agreeing to leave before cops show up and make it into a whole big fucking thing.

Fuck me I'd hate to take on Matt Serra completely sober. He just sounds and comes across like like a calm, chill and perpetually hoarse dad but fuck. I have more respect for him that he's done this. He knew there was nothing there to really get upset at. He was in control from the second that drunk looked at him stupid. Good on him for restraint.

That's the most retarded thing you could do. If you don't want things to escalate you don't threaten them with the possibility of killing them, even worse, they'll take revenge on you. Either way, it's not clever to let someone know what you are going to do next in any case.

>Whats that cum lips?
>*grabs my .357 magnum with pearl grips*
>Wanna say something fucking fillipino wannabe shit? Yeah thats what I thought.
>twirls my gun in a fabulous fashion, kiss the woman in front of me and squeeze her boobs, she nearly orgamioms from my fingers alone
>go back to school you punk
>the manager of the fine american establishment claps

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Matty is a good boy and a great example. Pretty standard meathead manlet looking guy on the surface... then he drops GSP as a far older gent in an actual real fight.

But i'm a videogame main character as stated before.

>300lbs mestizo thinks he's intimidating

>YO THIS NIGGA LOOK LIKE A BOOTLEG JAY MOHRS AHHHHHH
And now every black person on Earth is on my side.

Yea it can ruin your life very quickly. Even if nobody gets seriously hurt, you still risk getting your ass kicked by his friends even if you heem him.

>some drunk fag who doesn't even know my name is going to sue me
You're lucky he didn't kick your shit in dude

Smartest post in the thread.

oh no manslaughter, you might serve 6 months in jail for that

Spit right in his mouth as he's speaking.

ultrasonically a great idea, holy shit i need to do this the next time some faggot is talking shit

If you are someone that has never been in a fight before I wouldn't recommend taking a bet on beating them, the stakes on you getting your ass handed are exceptionally high, Louie is a fat 6' old man, these kids are your typical dudebro athlete that has no concept of reality developed just yet, the chances of them going over the line is higher and not worth the risk.

Why isn't the woman doing anything to stop it?

Or worse, he goes and reports the incident and somehow you're tracked down and a file goes on your record that you had to appear to dispute assault charges. Then you get his with a misdemeanor and you're sitting there like what the fuck.

>faggot porn
u gay lol

>ultrasonically a great idea
I mean if you can spit that fast sure, otherwise normal speed works fine.

don't start the fight in the first place

this but unironically

Sure, and I can almost straight re-type your post but with the names inverted and be also right.

>the chances of them going over the line is higher and not worth the risk.
Especially if one of them is downed. Sure, you could probably intimidate a few through sheer randomness but boys are brazen and will go the distance to prove a point. Even to an unconscious body. People older than Louis have been shot dead by people younger than this kid's age. The smart move was to not play.

Based

I wouldn't have spoken up in the first place, I'm not a fucking idiot.

Criminal convictions fuck up your employability, Jamal.

>the chances of them going over the line is higher
Is exactly what you would think at this age, I guess we'll just have to disagree for now. An old ugly man who has some mass and density and looks like his life sucks shit might not throw hands at the drop of a hat, but is a far more terrifying person. A bear that hasn't had the right poke yet.

>thinks
knows*

/fit/ here, you deserve to get your ass kicked for letting your body go to shit; if you had been lifting and eating right this entire time you would be huge and ripped and no one would fuck with you

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The woman seemed like a cunt. Does anybody else feel this way?

How many pizzas per day to attain
please say three

All women are cunts, that's the point of the scene.

eric bugenhagen (the man in the picture) eats about 6,000 calories a day, so roughly three pizzas worth yeah. he also works out for like five hours a day

Stand up and tell woman or server to call the police. Continually tell the kid to sit down before he gets hurt. Either the police arrive to break it up before it happens I defend myself which isn’t illegal regardless of age of the two parties involved.

or put my gun on the table and say “do you feel lucky punk?”

So Louis was dropping redpills here

Guy in your pic looks like a fudgepacker
In response to the OP, just ignore him and keep eating, even if he starts yelling

>roughly three pizzas worth yeah. he also works out for like five hours a day
I can do half of this at least

Grab a cup, plate or whatever the fuck I could that was near me and slam it into his face then punch him as quickly as I could. He would try to shield his face and stop me by grappling, we would end up on the floor, some more punches from both sides, people would jump in and break the fight up - the end.

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Damn, Adam Carolla is looking sharp lately.

I can't wait for part II

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I don't think she was a cunt. Louie really didn't handle that situation badly at all, because getting in a fight would have really ruined the date. No woman is impressed by a guy picking fights with drunk kids. She was obviously just as annoyed by them and was even better for not shaking his hand.

also
>be 6'2", athletic build
>people never start fights with me

I guess I'm glad but still wtf

I don't live in New York, so I'd let the situation progress until I felt sufficiently threatened, then I'd shoot the little shit three times center mass, tell the cops the truth, then go home and get back on plenty of fish to look for another date who's less of a cunt.

what show is this from?

Grab a couple of his fingers from his hand on my table and bend them back, not enough to break them but enough to hurt really bad. Ask him if he’ll fuck off and say sorry and keep bending them until he does.

Then, if his friends haven’t already jumped me, he’ll try and attack me later for embarassing him.

Would he have said anything if it was a bunch of black teenagers? Just curious.

knowing louis he would have asked them to fuck his date

they were all white so chances are they'd just stand around and let them fight it out until it gets out of hand.

>hey c'mon guys i directed pootie tang. have you seen pootie tang?

Spoiler Alert part 2 is very sad.
He took some 18 year old with him to an island to teach her the way of the katana but their little boat sunk and while the girl managed to swim to the islands shore Kairo-san vanished in the waves never to be seen again.

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That might have worked. Pootie Tang was funny.

I thought after that happened she said he was a pussy and lost all attraction to him. I can't find a longer video of it.

"I'd let you kick my ass and then after I call the police and you get dragged away to jail for attempted murder I'll go fuck your whore mother and cum all over her face and laugh because I'll know a bunch of niggers are doing the exact same thing to her faggot son in prison."

too tryhard?

based

This, beats being a giant pussy.

So he should have fought that kid right there? Also he would have had to fight his friends as well.

>CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

it was at a dock and we knew their license plate number / car make and model / boat serial number

funny enough I was trying to defuse the situation by telling the guy to calm down

>when was the last time you got your ass kicked?
Grab his wrist and stab his hand. He's already making the threat, so I acted in self-defense. The cameras inside the diner and the date will corroborate the testimony.

No one says that shit unless they're willing to start shit.

vimeo.com/159875432

the 5 head kid is in such a poor defensive position, as soon as he leans in just smash his chin in with your elbow, grab the chair and start going to town

Thanks. Oh yea she says it was a turn off witnessing that. Also she said her chemistry is telling her he is a loser.

He should have whipped out his dick and started jerking off to frighten those hooligans

underrated

not go on a date to some piece of shit hole in the wall pizza joint

also, not live in degenerate new york

what joke would you have made

he should have moved to utah

I had this happen to me sort of, only it was more embarassing and felt harder to get away from.

>second date ever
>walking down the street
>some urban youth about what, 10-12 years old starts following us around and saying shit
>"fuck what do I do, I cant seem racist in front of her and I cant hit a kid"
>ignore him and we keep walking both of us pretending he's not there
>decide to go inside a pizza place so he doesnt follow
>he doesnt and leaves

Other than moving I'm not really sure what I could've done.

so is that guy supposed to be someone in his late 30s wearing a letterman's coat?

he's supposed to be between 15-18 years old

You're a faggot neet who is under 6'0, has never done any wrestling, larping as a badass on Yea Forums. The only part of your post that is real is the faggot rumor spreading part. Nice!

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Grab his nuts

Thai clinch with an overhand elbow

Probably stick my dick in his mouth and have his friends post pics on their social media

>tfw 6'4 but never been in a fight
>never really been in a situation like that but if it ever came up I wouldn't know what to do

>actually being scared of a short white boy

Bitch made

I wouldn’t have said anything, so I wouldn’t end up in the situation in the first place.

>chad: have you ever gotten your ass kicked?
>me: no. And I’m not starting today!
>jump through the window and sprint down the street at top speed

please explain

Let's not pretend Louis wouldn't be lusting over some college cheerleaders if they were there.

5 guys. 6 shots. No problem.

not quite that bad, but basically, yeah. if you have social anxiety or aspergers or are just really antisocial and uncomfortable around people, you tend to give off certain weirdo body language that these people pick up on, and certain predatory personalities will target you if they're with their friends and want to engage in some recreational cruelty. so you can have nothing physically wrong with your appearance, you can have done nothing to them, and just by your aura or vibe or whatever, guys like this will fuck with you. it's lizard brain shit.

I would sweep the leg

I'd hit him with combos

and risk disqualification?

I'm not saying I condone the dirty harry route but you would only need to shoot one of them. They are high schoolers and they will freak out.

I don't care if it means I can never eat at that dojo again, victory is all that matters

>born 6'6

How big is your mom?

>say I just talked a guy out of it
>is seen as some gigantic LARPing
Christ user, how pathetic are you? Here,have a rundown of all my stats.
>6'1"
>wear glasses
>6"x5.5" upwards curved dick; bonepressed
>missing a few teeth;had them all replaced but one, because the orthodontist fucked up my jaw with her braces
>dermatologist gave me the wrong cremes as a kid, and my nose is now filled with dried up pussthat creates mini-tumors;I need to doplastic surgery
>friendless KHV
>failed 15 classes; all physics and math related
>amon special treatment to make sure I don't lose my hair; nothing's wrong yet, but everyone in my dad's family is bald so the dermatologist gave me some viatmins and shit
>every night I go to bed, hug my extra blanket and pretend it's a woman, and that someone likes me
>have let myself go, I'm 250lbs, I eat meat and drink every day
>haven't exercised in over 5 years and my already genetically weak knees are hurting
Am I pathetic enough now? Can you believe that "incredible" story now? Huh? Tell me.

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Sh fucks black guys so it's a pretty big opening

This. Why I'll never fight somebody despite the fact that I know I can beat the average person in a fight.
I don't want somebody to pull out a blade and suddenly I'm scrambling to employee knife disarms.
Fuck that.
>every second that you are in combat your odds of being injured increase because there are more moments elapsing in said combat situation
I just hope if somebody ever pulls a knife on me there s a trashcan lid or a pipe nearby that I can see and get to

that was cool, too bad we missed the takedown

The kid comes over and threatens him because he told them to be quiet. I wouldn’t have said anything.
Actually, I wouldn’t have been there at all. I would have been at home shitposting.

same here

Was the girl justified in calling Louie a loser?

Said “fuck off, kid.”
I’m a pussy, but I’m 1,000 percent certain a white high school kid isn’t goibg to attack me in a pizza place. And if he does, it’s his ass that goes to jail.

>There are 5 guys
they're high school kids, if mommy still washes your laundry you can't really fight a grown up, a few slaps and it's done

>orgamioms

what if he heemed you in front of your date and your bowels released?

I'd fake a heart attack

I've purposefully shoulder checked some dude who I knew wouldn't do anything about it when I was walking into a grocery store. I had literally no reason to, but I did it anyways.

>poster clearly has never been in a fight past high school
When you get older, fights suddenly become pretty dangerous to your health. Weak little kiddie ass hands/arms don't do shit, but the hands/arm/body of a grownup can permanently damage you.

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the antagonist in the scene is a boy

deescalate, and when he ignores it and swings shoot him in the chest

>be me
>moonwalking on the boardwalk next to the ocean
>bunch of kids come up and throw off poorly veiled mockery
>whirl about and check their leader
>rest scatter
e z p z

Take him up on ii. Kid looks like a twink. Order a steak. Eat it front of him. Make sure he see's you stealing the knife.

this desu. id start to stand up and tell him to leave before i call the cops on him and probably end up getting sucker punched and knocked out

As that article from that website that I can't remember said:

"This is not a "what would you do in this situation" because Louis WAS the situation.

She's got a point, actually

Well, considering that we know he went into the rooms of women and jacked off in front of them without their approval, I'd say yes.

>One steak, please. Rare. No steak sauce.
>this is mcdonalds, sir

I do this semi frequently

Hell yes, what kind of grown ass man can't defend himself?

Use my autism to scare him.

If this kid was black Yea Forums would be sanctioning his death right now. In any uncucked city this kid gets shot.

What if he did fight that kid in the diner and knocked him out only to get jumped by his friends. This would not be good.

>I managed to talk him out of it and sent him to beat up his friend.

Max points in charisma.

It would be outside. Stab the fucking kid so many times. His friends?

>he can't solo 5 guys

lol what are you some kind of faggot?

This, unless I manage to get the first hit on him.

yea like you could

>well placed pipebomb

bruh, look at this dude

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getting heemed in front of your date is probably not a turn on for the woman I'm guessing

Imagine if you shit yourself, which can happen on a knockout

how would you explain that to your date

It Depends

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This guy could. This brings me back to ebaums world in the early 00's

youtube.com/watch?v=Ilqf3JsvUS0

yes, one time me and my class mates were getting out of gym class and we were waiting for the bus to go home, we were joking around and stuff and then three older guys come to our spot, two of them were big dudes like gym guys and one was smaller and skinnier. The skinny guy bumps into one of my classmates and I smile, then I hear "Why are you laughing?", I look at my mates and then he says "you in the black shirt"

He came up to me and started to ask me right in my face why was I laughing, saying shit like "do I look like an retard? why are you laughing at me", and I was scared because these kids were way older than me, I was a small kid who just started middle school, got even more scared when the buffed guy said "YOU WANT TO FIGHT?"

we fucked right off out there, I felt exactly like Louie. The kid who got in my face was a pale manlet with little acne on his face, I spotted him years later when I was older and as tall or taller than him, I was getting out of school and I recognized him and didn't do anything because why would I, plus it would've been awkward

hopefully it wouldn't smell too bad

I guess I would have spoken to him like a more confident adult who was at ease and in control of the situation and he would’ve probably been to pussy to cock off like that in the first place.

>tfw you're on a date with a girl then a hot guy hits on you in front of your date

Gotten my ass beat and become a national socialist

Take out my tik tok recorder and start filming him

probably hit him and then get my ass kicked by his friends, then i would sue, they have their college team jackets, right? they wouldn't be that hard to indentify and i have witnesses in the cafeteria

no you wouldn't have

That young guy is an excellent actor

he's a big guy

Very. And you seem like more of a pussy bitch because you're going after his mom when he's not around to do anything about it.

the bigger turn offs are being super aggressive in response and immediately fighting the guy (unless its the kind of girl who gets off on that shit in which case shes crazy and you need to stay away), or you sit there doing nothing like a bitch, and she will think that even if you doesnt admit it. But "standing up for yourself" isnt gonna do much harm to your image in her eyes even if you end up fighting and losing

what if he punched you in the face

concealed carry is the best.

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fuck mounting that kid. arm drag to rnc then hope the look on his face makes the other kids fuck off.

so you would pull out your gun on a high school kid in a diner?

>Sig Sauer

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why are incels always saying they'll use their guns if they were challenged to a fight?

Could a well timed joke have changed the mood of the bully?

>So then, I pulled out my dick and jerked off right in front of them

>watching brawl and street fighting videos
>women are always screaming

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here's an example
youtube.com/watch?v=BmKIYvBtJfc

imagine thinking how cool and hard you are because you're wearing a letterman jacket WITH THAT HAIRLINE. that dude finna look like Louis in 10 years.

yes, you should keep a gun and audio recorder on you at all times

yeah id just call them all a bunch of faggots, get beaten bloody, then call them back when they were walking off and draw on them, .45 to the center of mass to as many as possible before they turn and run
then i'd send apology notes with little angels on them to the parents of all the kids i killed, just so they know how sorry i am that i had to take their childs life commensurate to my 2nd amendment rights

*unsheathes licensed concealed carry pistol*
Heh, nothing personnel kids

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oh no no no no

>freedom posting during Aussie hours

pull out my phone and record HEY BRUH YOU ON Yea Forums NOW SON, OH NOO OH NOOO LOOK AT THE LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD OH TOP KEK LADDO TOP KEK YALL BALDER THAN ME SON

imagine fighting over sports

just get in a shouting match with him. betas
who act hard always buckle under the pressure of confronting someone who has traumatized them like their abusive (step)fathers have done all their life.
youtube.com/watch?v=VSaVMf25d_U

turn 360 degrees and walk away

lol

I'd have done the same.

absolutely based. He reminds me of Benjy Bronk

And just leave his date behind?

gotta say i would have smashed his phone for being an annoying cunt

lol wtf

>get btfo
>youre racist!!
every time

wtf were they even fighting about

I wouldn't be in this situation in the first place as others said, because if people were annoying me and my date, I'd just not let it bother me or worst case, I'd just fuck off.

But worst comes to worse let's say I had a few and I let my mouth write a check that my butt can't cash. I'm in a situation where some fag is sizing me up, confronting me. I'd probably use words to diffuse the situation. Be polite, smile. Joke a little. Let him know that it's all good, because he's so insignificant and trifling that his presence is not only not intimidating but inconsequential. The mindset that I'd use is that I am so secure in myself that I don't perceive him as a threat. If he continues to escalate then nothing i could have done would have prevented the outcome--a physical confrontation. Then, of course, everything is down to brass tacks from there. Not every bully wants to fight. But if he does, I'd let him make the first move and do my best to defend myself.

This actually extremely common with women. Women LOVE displays of dominance. Women swoon for that shit like men get horny from some girl shaking her ass. Women are moral hazards for all male violence because of this.

I literally lost my virginity in high school because I intimidated a bully of mine who crossed the line one day. It was fucking surreal, this girl I barely knew starts sitting next to me on the bus and starts rubbing my chest and stomach. I am also a manlet so its even more surreal that it was happening. But seriously women are the reason why males commit all the crime and violence and why serial killers get love poems from 18 year old girls in prison

what a world

>But worst comes to worse let's say I had a few and I let my mouth write a check that my butt can't cash.

stopped reading there

basically the entire animal kingdom works that way
every single nature documentary you watch it's just 'the males fight, the winner gets the females'

The crazy thing is, you aren't wrong.

This is actually true.

They’ve done research on convicted felons and they were able to target the weakest or most abnormal man in a group at 90% accuracy. They’re naturally attracted to weaklings and autists to terrorize.

Does Louie get off on this emasculating situations?

this

remember guys, if you get into a fight and you're in front of your girlfriend you better make sure you win or else she'll loose interest in you the next morning and she'll go to fuck the chad that beat you up

Exactly. The way he finally handles it later in the episode is what he should've just threatened to do in the first place. He didn't need to fight them or beat their asses, he just needed to stand up to them. If they attacked him, he'd maybe get a little bloody before the cops were called and the kids dipped, but then he'd have his woman nursing him and they'd probably have had sex.

Because why risk being injured when you can just kill someone who wants to harm you?

for real would this strategy actually work?

I doubt it

>tfw I'm a 5'6 asian dweeb with glasses but I've never been bullied

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I'm scared of being in fights because I believe my punches will not land or they will not be strong enough, like I punch the dude and it does nothing, I also don't want to get my ass kicked

I think if I had to fight I'd have to be really fucking angry

Don’t be sarcastic.

But it generally holds true. Actually watching you get your ass beaten by another man is the ultimate turnoff.

In our civilized cultures we attract women by ACTING and LOOKING like someone who can wreck shit and dominate other men. But to blatantly witness a man made into a bitch is a pussy drier on a lizard brain level.

Lol no, this worked in a movie bc there was a big crowd cheering the protagonist. Irl you would just be called a faggot and get punched in the face. However, that one video of the guy that just takes off his pants shows that strat is likely to succeed.

>tfw so much repressed anger but skinny as shit/manlet/no fighting experience so probably would in the heat of the moment try to fight but get my ass absolutely kicked

god i wish i was big and tall

big if true

Who was that anti-gun liberal politician who had his wife & daughters brutally raped, tortured, and killed in front of him by robbers while he hid? Shit was pathetic. He even had the opportunity to at least try rescuing his younger daughter and fleeing but he was too much of a pussy to act.

I knew guys that could bench 280 in highschool. Sure, that's not THAT much, but Louie is a pasty fuck, and these were kids in their prime.

source

I started lifting and eating big because in my first fight my punches were soft and useless, fucking humiliating.

The guy’s girlfriend mocked me when I was on the ground. She told him “What’s wrong with you? You shouldn’t fight little girls” and they both laughed.

All because my dumbass accepted his challenge when he was bullying me.

>Slide my coat back a bit, flashing my concealed carry
>You looking to die young, boy?