Is it even possible to go 40 fucking DAYS without sex?

I love that guy, he made everything right. Quit on the top of his career to enjoy his life, married a 10/10 girl, has beautiful kids.

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>Is it even possible to go 40 fucking DAYS without sex?
Physically and mentally IMPOSSIBLE. Your brain will go on autopilot mode and rape the nearest woman.

For a woman it unironically is.

The only person stopping you from getting a gf is yourself.

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5 months without masturbating

thanks chuck

haha, what a... VIRGIN...! amrite??

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Remember a major plot point of this movie is that he got raped by his ex girlfriend and it was treated as a personal failing

9 days.

Irregular reminder that this movie is depicting rape.

formerly celibate

and the girls that reject me

>The only person stopping you from getting a gf is yourself.
exactly. If I wasn't ugly my chances would definitely increase.

How about 24 years?

im gunna need surgery on my shoulder and won't be able to move my arm at all after. Is it gunna be like one of those pornos where my step mom will have to jerk me off?

>Congratulations Señors!
what did they mean by this?

How about 32?

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You've done it all your life so 40 days ain't that big

Imagine a world without pathetic incel maggots? Would be a paradise desu