>Be watching "Upgrade" movie by myself while visiting very old grandfather who I haven't seen since I was 4. >Grandfather had throat cancer and speaks via electronic voice box. >He enters the room after waking up and starts watching the movie with me. >Sees strong black female in detective role in movie. >Looks over at me and says, via his voicebox: "Mmmnghhn-movies and TV today...mmmnghhn-always gotta have some supernigger in them." >Can't sleep all night because laughing.
My grandpa used to tell me that Hollywood was a Bolshevik propaganda machine.
Kevin Long
Based gramps. He's right.
Luke Lee
Best thread in the past 6 months
Austin Torres
it's harsh but fair
Jeremiah Rivera
Does he visit /pol/?
Jacob Peterson
He's dead, so no. He probably still votes, though.
Liam King
My father used to say that MTV was Jewish propaganda but that FOX was alright and that was during the time of In Living Color and Martin and ghetto music during the commercials all the time. Just another retard.
Samuel Foster
The dead vote democrat
Michael Smith
Literally and unironically an urban legend propagated by MAGA turd IDIOTS WHO NEED TO FUCK OFF BACK TO POL
Juan Foster
You okay?
Connor Barnes
>isn't aware of all of the dead people that voted democrat for the cook county machine
Nathaniel Peterson
Lazy?
Gabriel King
>phonecall from Grandma >Hello? >Morning user, Your grandfather's woken up with nigger lips. >Pardon? >He's woken up with nigger lips, could you come round please?
Went over, he'd had a reaction or something while he was asleep and his lips had swollen up.
All grandparents are a bit racist n that
Charles Bennett
Kekd hard at that.
Chase Roberts
>flipping through TV channels >basketball >"Oh look, niggerball" Guy was based, from a Norwegian immigrant family who never missed a day of work in his life
Hunter White
based I'm going to visit that machine when I'm dead and vote democrat too
Owen Howard
Your father was right, though. Do you deny this? Why is it that behind every effort to cause children and people to be degenerate is Jewish names galore?
Caleb Howard
Why haven't you seen your gramps for such a long time?
Charles King
top jej
Michael Johnson
>doesn't think democrats vote dead >plans to die and vote democrat
Owen Morgan
Half my family moved 1,000+ miles away about 15 years ago and he moved to a new state after. And he's actually my step-grandpa.
Levi Cook
My grandpa got really into sci-fi and fantasy in the last decade or so of his life I also watched A Space Odyssey for the first time with him when I was a kid and we would watch modern marvels and cosmos every time I came over We also watched all of Twilight Zone together (then we started black mirror right after) I remember he unironically loved that Black Mirror episode where Todd makes all those copies of people in his star trek game world He also hated all the superhero movies except for the first Ironman and that Incredible Hulk movie with Edward Norton, oh and Man of Steel He also loved Blade-runner since he was a big Harrison Ford fan and he would always talk about the vegas part of the movie whenever it was brought up Loved Star Wars but watched the animated Clone Wars series before he died instead of any of the new Star Wars movies which I always thought was kind of funny He didn't like anything about TFA I also showed him some r34 of leia and he asked "I didn't know they made pinup posters of the star wars girls, I would've bought one back then) Pretty sure he would've loved that netflix love death and robots show or whatever it's called It's ironic how most memes on Yea Forums that are actually about movies, remind me of him A literal boomer, still I'm glad I knew him, one of the greatest persons I've ever met Make sure you spend time with your elderly relatives
I was playing a game of cards with my grandma, and she was trying to decide which card to play, and she started pointing at them in sequence saying, "Eenie meenie minie moe..." - of course I expected the next line to be catch a tiger by the toe, but she said, "catch a nigger by his toe," and I pissed in my pants. I was 6.
Andrew Thomas
>Grandma watches a lot of cable >"Have you seen that show with that Jazz kid, user?" >Goes on rant about how cutting off his penis is child abuse and how disgusting his family is for taking advantage of him >Enjoys watching 600 lb life >Laughed at the 'mah leg' scenes in the James episode >"People didn't used to get so goddamn fat"
Ethan Green
>dad would watch star trek all the time; something he would do since he medically retired from the air force >he loved every series, even voyager for some reason >told me my grandpa never let him watching anything but westerns growing up >my grandfather has western memorabilia throughout his house; the man was a western fanatic >whenever we would visit they would fight about what we would watch on tv, since it was the only thing to do out there >pops told my dad he'd die before he watched communist soap operas >dies a few years later >at the funeral dad is doing his best to keep it together >I'm doing my best to stay strong next to him but it puts a pit in my stomach to see him shed tears at all >tells me afterwards that pops called him up to tell him he finally watched one of my dad's "space ship shows" >told him it "fucking sucked"
Blake Sanchez
He told you explicitly verifiable truth? What a nut!
Joshua Campbell
>throat cancer gramps should've abstained from oral sex
Liam Miller
Was that the original way the rhyme went?
John Ross
>Gpa fought in WWII >Always sees nigger stories in news >Says "I fought for this?"
