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Tony stated a literal fact and Meadow bitched out, you tell me who’s in the wrong
For me, its Albert Barese.
Thoughts?
What did he mean by this?
oh eye get it
What rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?
Watching season 6 now.
>Paulie's stupid rambling pisses of Tony so much he almost dies in the coma
Shit had me howling
For me, its Albert Barese
That actually snapped him out of it
Fuckin parakeet
top kek
Ayyy Van Helsing
What the fuck was his problem?
Legitimately the funniest part of the show.
Watch lethal weapon 3 it just copies that the guy who shot billy was named jack
Brendon got clipped for hijacking (hi jack)
See
the cat is adrianna
>tfw black
Either way that Noah guy was creepy as fuck, what was wrong with him?
......
The Eternal Mulatto, belonging nowhere and consequently seeking to destroy all. DW Griffith tried to warn us.
Tfw you will never get on your knees and are will never just stuff your face in her pussy with Danielle
CARMELA SHUT THE SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
He was just a weird fucking kid nothing to do with being black but yeah I wouldn’t want him dating my daughter
Something so unbelievably hot about a women who wears jewelry and multiple necklaces
Based and redpilled
Those trashy nails though
>What was wrong with him?
Low test
Best Soprano's girl?
For me, its Carmela.
For me, it’s Annalisa love how Carm is rocking the layered necklaces
i've never seen a woman switch between being ugly and hot so often
it's not even an age thing, she's hideous and hot in every season
Watch it, Kitty cat!
the guy who it is hard to sell to?
Gabagool? Ova here!
Gabagool!
Hey hold up Ton, who is this King of Heroes and why the hell are we in the middle of the desert?
>Camarilla? Ain't no family I ever heard of. Listen, where do you get your suits?
Lmfao could you imagine Sil as the vtmb protag
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>tfw Meadow has multiple sclerosis
im black and the Jamal Ginsberg always makes me laugh
but desu meadow just wanted to get back at her dad
Well she's jewish. Let me tell you something, those pricks are more rotten than Vito's masculinity.
Best girl reporting in.
>Best girl reporting in.
this is her now
How many years in the can, Phil?
>coalburner
ade is superior
20 FUCKING YEARS
E
A
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S
was carmela too materialistic? remember the episode where tony buys her porsche and she drives around showing it to her every friend only to end up disappointed when she found out pussys wife has corvette
Who does this woman's hair for her?
>She and her baseball player husband can just hire a chef and a maid
>She is still hot
It's fine now but later in life, not so much
>but later in life
at least she's still acting
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>Giant tits
>Who does this woman's hair for her?
Her boyfriend.
yeah she basically a magpie in terms of loving shiny things
>Drea de Matteo
>Age: 47
OH NO NO NO NO
JUST
*AHEM*
>DESPITE BEING ONLY 13% OF THE POPULATION
Go on
We need more of these and more DBZ edits.
how many years was philly in prison?i forgot and google search doesn't come up with anything
I'M GONNA SAY IT!
M-
>Watch it, Gohan!
20 years in the Cam, taking it up the ass.
20 fucking years in the can! Taking it up the ass!
20 YEARS MAKING GRILLED CHEESE OFF THE SHINEBOX
Just say the word
poor guy,i bet he had to compromise a lot
RIDIIIII PAGLIACCIOOO
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OH SHIT
Genuinely the greatest one line character in the history of television.
For me, its Albert Barese
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Considering it's been over 10 years, almost all of them have aged gracefully. Carmela, Charmaine, and especially Meadow are mommy as fuck, Bracco seems like she 100% eats ass. The only true JUST is Paule and goddamn is it depressing to see
> That little smirk
My fucking sides. You will never see a conversation like this on TV again
>Bracco seems like she 100% eats ass
This. She would lick yours and ask you to lick hers.
>Probably the only made mafia man who isn't a complete sociopath
>Finally get promotion after years of hardwork and constant death in your family
>get killed.
was he the most unlucky character?
I know i just posted this in the other thread but i din't realize there was a /sporanos/ up rn
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This video actually includes commercial breaks, get comfy and pretend it's still 2007
But the real question is, would this be before, after, or during a shower?
You know quasimodo predicted this post?
Grandma's not coming? Then who's makin the fuckin ziti?
>NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE
DA TEN SPEED??
*QUOTES FBI CRIME STATISTICS*
how Chris called her when she got diarrhea?
my brown valentine?
my stinky bride I think. Or smelly bride
this all the way
Sopranos is in that weird spot where you can watch it and cheer for all the characters (especially Tony) and then want them all to fucking horribly die for being obviously subhuman
same applies to most of the women in the show, sometimes they're hot and sometimes they look like absolute fucking sewer creatures
when was this again
>11:51
okay maybe not THAT comfy
femina as fuck
>David Chase
>David Lynch
>David Simon
what is it with Davids making absolute TV kino?
benioff doesn't count
phil gets his head run over
That's right, cocksucker. Go back to new jersey.
ASUKA, SHUT DOWN THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
It's both sad and hilarious that Paulie's one of the people who get to survive the entire thing.
>His son isn't a manlet
Oh thank God the prequel movie might be good. AJ on the other hand...
I TOLD you young people that crack is some bad shit!
DOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR!
>"ugghhh"
>*lifts pinky and thumb*
>"c-careful, chrissy"
Watch it, user!
that fucking smile gets me every time
possibly all 3
>the old guy what's his name... junior yeah i had to audition for the old guy... what's his name?
>i had to kill the cat kill the cat
>what did he say? was it something about me?
>could've been a top kino interview with the whole gang there
>faggot reporter literally trying to tear-bait about Gandolfini with every question instead of asking good questions
FUCK
Lorraine Braccos is really horny!
>Tony I want you to get a vasectomy
>For fuck's sake Carmella I asked if she had AIDS!
I truly didn't understand that exchange at all.
He's in no position to go into the unknown not knowing.
What the fuck was his problem?
>There she is, my smelly valentine!
She didnt want him to have a child with his hoowah. Someone in that episode was gossiping about another guy having a kid with his mistress.
THAT ONES LAUGHING
>marries Janice
yes he was
imagine the smell of the bathroom
Give me un thousand caps
Yeah she even says something about having a bastard ruining the family and the kid's self esteem but he responds saying that he checked if she had AIDS so it's like he totally didn't hear her concerns about the family. I guess I just figured it out.
That's not funny Christopha
For me, its Albert Barese.
What a fucking ridiculous outfit. She's so god damn sexy though.
>Tony mentions he had his goomar get tested for STD's thinking it would make Carmela less upset
>This of course only gets Carmela angrier
god I love the writing on this fucking show
uhh wtf is this
How would this scene be filmed today?
Do people from New Jersey really behave this way?
I always took it as his father had a fling with some black girl at some time and kept his mulatto son at an arms length, while at the same time pressuring him to get top results
WHATCHA GONNA DO BOUT IT TOUGHGUY
>Sil would be black
>The part where she slaps his hand away he would have flown off into space and straight to the sun.
me in the window
United BRAPlines manual
HEEEEEYYY FABIO!!!! I'M AVAILABLE!!!!
>it's a "the writers need to fill time because a six season series is probably too long so they have shitty subplots like Carmella investing or Meadow doing boring college things" episode
>you and only you are responsible for any wrongdoings a criminal perpetrates in the future if you don't immediately murder them after they've committed a crime against you
There's one of these brainlets in every Sopranos thread
>implants
Bracco is absolutely crazy. Check out the stories about what she put Harvey Keitel through. So yeah, she is probably a freak in bed
imagine the crazy sex though
Harvey Keitel has a small dick tho
Just like you nigga
Why does he show it in a lot of his films? Is it in his contract?
>James isn't here for this
Fuck bros this hurts, i really wish he was still alive.
yea but I've never had to try to satisfy a manic italian whore
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Characters were clipped, whacked or died or even disappeared too early
For me, its Gigi Cestone
That were*
Checked.For me it's Mickey Palmice
WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION!!
WITH NON STOP ASS RAPE!!!!!
Is that a shrimp crawling out of his t-shirt?
wow! people look older as they age? thank you for posting this informative image!
>You know that fat fuck says I look like Phil Leotardo from the Sopranos?
>got JUSTed in the show and irl
Like poetry
BASED SHAHPOSTER
FUCK Palmice
OHHHHHH
he got ROOOOOOBBED
At the end of this scene, when Tony and Carm are listing great Italians, Tony goes 'And of course, Francisco Bert'. Who was Francisco Bert, and why was he never brought up again? Has it got something to do with the 40k in the birdfeeder?
I'm getting this picture framed it's perfect the absolute essence of Arthur Bucco I can't believe that he wasn't self aware of how stupid this looks
he's a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
>that fucking black shiny outfit when she did coke with Tony
Diamond-tipped diamonds
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Who was in the wrong here?
kino scene
Gigi was even purer than Bobby. Loyal as fuck. Deserved better.
Sil
Gigi
Bobby
Best characters
Why did Silvio drink coffee on the shitter?
Can we all agree that Paulie and Junior are the funniest characters on the show?
>Best characters
>No Paulie
Ay user, word from the wise...
Francis Albert Sinatra, if you weren't being funny.
CARMELLA _______________________________________________________________________________________
Who's that. He with New York? Is he mentioned elsewhere in the show?
CLOSE THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>loyal
Which throws Paulie out
the real big bad of the whole show is the fly that AJ keeps trying to kill in season one
Frank Sinatra
the scene where tony plays mario kart with aj but instead theyre playing fortnite and tony gets banned for saying moolinyan on the headset. that's all I got
Did AJ post on 4channel?
He knows he's just bustin balls
No, he was in faggy chatrooms
No he just reads Al-Jazeera all day
Nah he would have posted on the chapo subreddit
Guys I've decided Yea Forums's dead. Been spending a lot of time on this new website, you should check it out. They got megabytes of bad guy.
lmao
Didn't Meadow find out this way
But Noah was smarter than Meadow and probably the whole family
How was Captain Teeb? Why do we never hear about him again?
The implication is that Meadow's known for a long time, but this is the evidence she shows to AJ. She prints out the web page for him and he reads it sitting on his bed, which is hilarious to me since he had his own computer.
he basically pumped and dumped prime meadow and most likely went on to live a happy and priviledged life. im thinking he based
someone post vito tatooine pls
user! My arch nemesis!
He was introduced in one episode. The guy who Vito was blowing at the job site.
What kind of arc would you have written instead of the gay Vito arc? Like, another arc to exacerbate the nj/ny tensions just as much.
Wait was that actually Vito? I always thought it was Gino playing a prank on Vito that just went too far
Why would I write a different arc? Gay Vito was a great arc
Come on, it was a joke.
Lol I know you’re trollin. To be fair I don’t completely hate it, just felt kinda a lazy way to turn up the tensions. But boy howdy the quotes that we got out of it.
NOBODYS GOT AIDS
There's nothing wrong with a little sprinkle of homo-eroticism in a show. Gay people exist
with a bra probably
Sil beats them out for me personally.
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Did she deserve it, lads?
The finale wasn’t bad but why was half of it dedicated to what AJ is going to do with his life? That’s way worse then the ending scene which was fucking kino.
no, but she deserved to have her lights knocked out instead
I loved this scene
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Kelli Moltisanti was underrated best girl.
the ending of the sopranos was stupid
please explain why i am pea-brained other than ad hominem and with actual explanation
it died on the vine.
God I wish that were me collecting her toenails
i always wondered if the wife of a made guy is under the same strict obligations to the family as he is
>eats her toenail
What was the meaning of this?
Before......and WAY BEFORE!
literally anyone who would be working with feds would be yea, if it's giving information about the family. tony giving info about the arabs was fine though.
yes. it's why Whitecaps has probably the two best scenes in the entire show. throughout both the arguments in that episode you can see some truth in the shit that both Carmella and Tony fling at each other. Tony is more keen to bringing up Carmella's frivolous materialistic mindset while Carmella brings up Tony's constant whoring.
I want to be a slave to a hot mommy!!
It petered out.
I mean, it's kind of hard to avoid the fact that the main fucking star of The Sopranos, the complete identity of the show and the patriarch of the fictional family the show is named after, is literally dead.
I can't remember, did Chris' girlfriend die?
fuckin CUNT
I'm always amazed at how fucking little Edie Falco knows about literally her most well known role in film/television.
Fuck you faggot. It's because of low-test naturalfags like you that Bimbo-kino is less than it once was. You disgust me. Don't go outside for the next 3 hours or I'll fucking blow your obviously cock-loving brains out. Fag. FUCK, people like you make me mad.
I never understood this? I used to manage a club and we didn't go looking for the strippers if they didn't show. They're primarily degenerate whores. Sometimes they no-show. They don't get paid when they don't and if they do it enough, they get told to take a hike. It's not like she's some major feature dancer who brought in crowds. Shit never made sense to me.
This is the only time in the show they go after a stripper for not showing up. She had Sil pay for her dental bills. She owed him money. Simple as that.
Ah okay, I forgot she had Sil pay for her dental bills. That raises the question of why the fuck he'd trust a hook/stripper on that. Guess it's time for a rewatch?
Yeah, it's still holds up today better even because of the fact that nothing made today is any good generally speaking of course.
>it’s another Christopher beats his wife epidode
Yeah I find it pretty strange
And Baresepilled!
Meadows chunky roommate was best sopranos waifu
but his name wasnt jack
Aw shit, it's that fuckin' Fiend, Furio!
I really wish his death wasn't fucking spoiled for me.
I burst out laughing when the last one fell off the griddle.
Carmella was such a worthless cunt. Fuck her.
>watch, it big puss!
Fan theory; there was a police wire behind the photo, the cat could here the high pitched sounds it emitted, and the police put it there because they knew no one would move the photo of the Boss's dead nephew
DA JAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKEEEETTTTT!
jej
Meadow was best Sopranos girl, prove me wrong
He looks like that guy that put the bomb under the car in Scarface
HEEEEYYYYYY!
>today?
the actress has a blog, she sounds really bitchy and she thought it was hilarious that the guy that played ralph lost some movie job over the episode where he killed her, apparently people were really pissed off over this
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it's not stupid, but appropriate. chase created sopranos as a giant "fuck you" to the mafia. the entire series is littered with morally reprehensible characters. every single one of them. there is some redeemability in the love and care and support they show, but really you get to see a dying mafia taking its last breaths as it gets muscled out by corporations and just all around becomes irrelevant. the end is brilliant because chase in effect doesn't even give it a proper ending. and really, anybody who follows the show shouldn't be surpised. by the end, tony has gone batshit insane, the gangs dissolved, and the sudden cutoff is basically chase saying, "yep, it ends here like this, because you know there's nothing left, and nothing left to say." it really is brilliant.
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>junior look!
>JUNIOR, JUNIOR!, DON'T LEAVE ME!
OH SHIT
What is the context of them being on Geonosis?
>ywn have amazing sex with meadows crazy roommate
>Fans are retards with more time than brains
More news at 11.
All women deserve this.
>Even at 19 having grown up in a pretty safe Vermont environment, I still knew what Tracee was going through, I had already experienced it, scaled in a lesser way.
yes im sure a middle-class white woman in new england had a horrible life full of misogyny and violence
Rhiannon was best girl.
>wanting to fuck that worn out old hag
What's the matter with you user?
>He wouldn't fuck this
That's da boss's wife ya talking about! Word from da wise. Watch it, user!
this guy always makes me smile, thanks
>gimme your wallet, ya prick
Peeps? His family name was Pepparelli!
Now that's a nice body
People know Ralph was a character and the actor didn't actually kill a whoar right?
>I was absolutely delighted when David Chase and James later told me what “trouble” I had caused HBO – people cancelling their subscriptions in protest to Tracee’s death (funny they said that I caused that trouble… kind of like how the woman often gets blamed for provoking the man after he has violated her… hmmmm). Joey Pantalone who played Ralphie even lost financing on a project he had coming up because of what his character did to Tracee. I got a kick out of that too.
could you imagine
She was the biggest reason I tuned in every week other than gabagool
Unironically, did people forget they were watching a mob show?
This actress sounds crazy. HBO sounds crazy.
Holy shit I can't believe dominic is still alive
He looks absolutely finished
Hold up Ton', I don't like the looks of this place.
saw a dream where i smelled meadows titties
I'd rather smell Meadow's feet
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why are you doing this. somebody post boomfu's webm
I took it as her being humble. She won an Emmy for her performance, there's no way she forgot.
The ayatollah
my god imagine the smell
This makes a great wallpaper
What's the source of that image?
Road to Respect is ps2 though, that looks like ps1.
no it doesn't my zoomer friend
i think your memory is playing tricks on you
>Paulie's stupid rambling pisses of Tony so much he almost dies in the coma
Was this another reference to Paulie jumping ship to NJ and being complacent in having Tony whacked?
>being attracted to a schifosa
t. Furio
Fucking Jackie Kennedy here
Didn't he wear wigs on the sopranos? He's been rocking the bandana since like the 80s
>who isn't a complete sociopath
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Protip: he was a s bad as the others and you got tricked into feeling sympathies for these people
>married Janice
He had it coming for being a retard
How come Robert Iler doesn't age?
You havea una bloatfly ona your hat
>or Meadow doing boring college things" episode
I think that only happened because the actress who played Tony's mom died
>dresses like a cat
>dies on all fours
Bravo
>what's with the fookin accounting out theree