Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
Previous Thread:
/ALITA/
Josiah Jones
Thomas Cruz
Reminder: flipped, sequel whenever
Carter Hill
ALITA, RODARAN CABEZAS !!
Gabriel King
200?
Logan Mitchell
Daily reminder
Alexander Thompson
fpbp
Jordan Richardson
It's been one hell of a ride, /alita/. Thanks for posting with me!
Oliver James
Adam Cruz
Reminder that Alita's bezerker body has functional ladyparts. In the novelisation at least.
Evan White
Angel Ross
If you anons ever feel sad just look on the bright side and see that your tears are working
Angel Evans
Owen Ward
Aiden Thomas
YO 200?
Leo Martin
NO
thanks to YOU
Eli Rivera
Henry James
Reposting for feels.
>"Let this moment last... forever"
Connor Lee
>are you ready for the sequel user?
Jaxon Campbell
Report your healings
My robot doomer friend is afraid to see Alita because of feels. Can you give him some words if encouragement?
Oliver Martinez
nice! Really dig these colorizations.
Asher Nguyen
Evan Kelly
>stop being a fag and come watch my movie
Kevin Watson
>Do you think she and Hugo fucked?
In the book, there were also descriptions that Alita was returning home in the morning and pretending to have just woken up.
Hugo climbed under her hood.
But in general, the whole line with a month of training is stupid. Grevish would not wait a month.
Nova would not have waited a month.
Hugo would have his brain turned on in a month + full access to maintenance.
So the movie is better
Henry Williams
Christian Powell
GO user GO! Feels are good! You'll feel healed!
are you going with him?
Leo Cooper
Isaac Stewart
tell him to stop being a coward if that's the only thing stopping him
Jeremiah Perez
>a cute cyborg girl in a catsuit beats people up
this isnt a hard sell
Oliver Rivera
what in gods name is this image
Parker Green
How many times did you watch it, /alita/?
Luke Williams
>200 threads
>400M box office
2M per thread.
Thomas Johnson
Happy St Patricks Day, /alita/.
Daniel Edwards
I'm gonna do this for every thread til told to stop.
Logan Sanchez
Thank you everyone for 200 discussion generals
The only reason I haven’t killed myself yet and /healed/ is because I know in a few years cyborg girls will be real. And even if they aren’t, the hope keeps me alive
Isaac Richardson
something that was kind of funny the first time a few threads ago and is now unbelievably stupid
Tyler Rogers
Thanks, i usually don't do stuff like this, but it was a good excuse to play around with and learn Krita.
Lucas Torres
13
Ian Reyes
3 times for me
I'd see it again if I had to go to the city, but I don't see that happening
Brody Adams
Five
2 standard
1 local 3D
2 IMAX
Will watch again this Thursday night for the final showing
Noah Roberts
Zachary Cox
>St Patricks Day
Prost
Gabriel Hill
#200!!!!!
WE MADE IT, MADLADS!!!
Ayden Bell
Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $81,821,539 20.8%
+ Foreign: $312,223,838 79.2%
= Worldwide: $394,045,377
BluRay's are coming soon, boys and girls.
Jaxon Evans
I have a crush on this girl in my college who looks exactly like Alita, both in appearance and personality. It sucks that she has a ton of male friends orbiting her all the fucking time. Luckily, I managed to crack a couple of conversations with her and she doesn't necessarily seem to dislike my presence. Any tips bros...
Also she legit looks like her. Big doe eyes, same hair, same body size, eerily similar laugh and awkwardness. She is also cool as hell when she wants to be. Overall I find her not for lewds just like Alita. But similarly, I so want to have a relationship with her.
Joseph Rodriguez
> 200
BLESS
Alexander Long
Seen it 4 times so far, watching it one last time in theaters tomorrow.
Elijah Davis
Adam Garcia
be attractive
Oliver Long
keep your distance, let her come to you. If she's got tons of guys vying for her all the time, being mildly indifferent will make you standout. If you're funny, that also helps.
Tyler Baker
Just invite her out for a drink
If she denies cut off her head and roll on it on the street a little, but don’t mess up your hair
Blake Perry
So guys. We did it. We reached 200 threads. And still growing
Cameron Morales
Don't be another orbiter. Check out r/theredpill and the rational male stuff. Don't dive in to deep but they sure got the basics right.
Jose Cruz
nice thread as always
Ryan Morris
Walk straight fucking up to her, shoulders back well wearing nice clothes, and tell her you want to go on a date.
Girls like confidence. Dont beta orbit. Take what you want. Dont be a meat boi
Mason Lee
Be like the guy real Alita is attracted to: tall, buff, handsome, rides a motorcycle, does shady shit but has a heart of gold.
Actually, you don't even need the heart of gold. That's the cherry on top. Just have everything.
Eli Morris
>go to reddit
>go to reddit's version of /pol/
No and no.
Ryan Kelly
Since she has a lot of orbiter cucks I wouldn’t get my hopes up, because you’d just be the next one in line, and you’re saying you like her because she reminds you of Alita, and not for who she is. So stay mindful of that.
However if you truly want to go through with it, just ask her out. Worst case scenario she says no, so you move on.
Act indifferent and even kind of dickish towards her (she’s lucky to have YOU, not the other way around mentality) since all male orbiters do is kiss the feet of their queens.
Just invite her out somewhere and see where it goes.
Alexander Gray
I really liked this panel. Makes me wonder if they'll show any of the tuned stuff in any eventual sequel.
Matthew Myers
Do whatever you want, user. I'd recommend you to read up a bit. It's not /pol/ at all and if you want an even less politically charged source then check out the YouTube channel Alexander Grace.
Andrew Gray
> r/redpill
Kek
Alexander Martin
6
>answering an obvious data mining/doxxing question
David Green
cheers user!
Cameron Adams
>2m per thread
>100 posters per thread
>$20,000 per poster
I'm rich
Jaxson Rogers
Basically what this user is saying but not really
Best case scenario you just ask her out on your own, but if you’re curious:
Just read up a bit on redpill advice from different sources but DO NOT get yourself too deep into that shit! You’ll only make yourself miserable.
Also you’re going to get a lot of different advice form different anons, which is great, but use them as a sauces for your burrito. Trust yourself and follow your gut more than anything.
If you fuck up, post story, we’ll be waiting, but good luck!
Lincoln Cox
Template if anyone is interested.
Jayden Scott
>Any tips bros...
invite her to see the movie DUUUUH
Isaac Green
Eli Cooper
A R T
Jaxon Powell
No because then he’s just going to end up like this guy
Jose Gonzalez
Jaxon Johnson
>Based negging user
this is the goal
Luis Wright
>1-100 /ALITA/ without numbers
Elijah Anderson
Comfy
I’m going to create Alita and K in cyberpunk 2077
Connor Sullivan
>1-100 /ALITA/ with numbers
Aaron Bailey
>1-100 /ABAG/ without numbers
Joseph Ward
Cooper Diaz
fucking dolby atmos
Carson Barnes
>1-100 /ABAG/ with numbers
Jayden Thomas
Hunter Hall
Would they hang with Major too or is she too cunty?
Aaron Harris
Dua Alita
Jeremiah Jones
Damn this is good
Jaxon Lewis
Nine.
But my ticket costs three or five dollars.
Austin Rodriguez
Put her in a MGR picture user
Alexander Evans
>wanna make a bloodborne Alita
Would she be skill or bloodtinge tho
Alexander Nguyen
Gabriel Jackson
This hurts more than it should.
Connor Foster
;__;
what could've been...
Asher Scott
Liam Hernandez
Dolby Atmos is fucking great, the bass was so good
Ryder Allen
Yes. Archive pics related here:
>100 /ALITA/
>100 /ABAG/
Matthew Richardson
PLEASE DON'T.
Ryder Clark
Keep spreading the love, and we might get numbers like that for the sequels.
Tyler Russell
200, baby, yeah!!
Brandon Bell
Once in IMAX 3D and again in 2D, but the 2D made me say “yeah, that’s enough”
Oliver Myers
>I don't need numbers, all I need is you
Kevin Wood
post related here
Asher Gray
Jayden Powell
Michael Russell
OC stolen from the
"ITT: We draw scenes from movies" thread
Dominic Hill
2 times, second time today.
Benjamin Walker
It still made decent ammount right?
Right?
Jason Powell
Tyler Foster
5 so far. I have tickets for tomorrow, and I plan on seeing her more times after that, especially if she returns to IMAX, which is looking possible considering the low sales for Captain Miscast here.
Ryder Jackson
>200 back to back Alita generals
>thread posting speed is accelerating
>fresh OC in every thread now
>thread image limit often being hit
>alita fans rejoicing
>haters seething
>mfw
Grayson Brown
Blake Brown
yes
Jackson Gomez
As far as I remember there's a required reading.
Hunter King
In an alternate universe.
Easton Taylor
Jim Cameron isn't as much invested in box office numbers as this thread
Chill
If sequels happens they happen, if they don't you still have Alita
You will always have Alita
Henry Fisher
I wouldn't feel bad, don't forget that Alita is literally the personal waifu of the guy who pulls off shit like pic related. HE DID IT FOR HER man, it would take every mouse kike in the world to stop him from making a trilogy, and even that might not be enough
Parker Hughes
Alexander Young
Holy tripple tripple, user.
Caleb Gray
>you still have Alita
Together.
Interlinked.
I understand.
But I crave a trilogy.
After all, if there is no continuation.
So evil wins.
Alexander Gonzalez
Okay, guy with a crush on Alita lookalike again. Thanks for the advice everybody. I wanted to say that I feel bad for leaving out the most important part of my story in fear of outing myself as a suspect cuck. So I'm an artist and our first conversation she basically saw some of my better sketches and portraits. Unfortunately, the girl has a huge boner for some faggot kpop band, so when I asked if she would like a portrait, she pretty much insisted that I draw her pretty chink faggot group... and I of course obliged... just to get a second conversation with her. I do feel ashamed since I basically cockblocked myself by indulging in her fantasies. But damn... did it feel good when she smiled and thanked me for my work... Yes it did.
Liam Baker
I hope this catches on. Wish I knew of a good cozy picture repository; I felt like an idiot googling "comfy cabin wallpapers" to find something suitable. Took me a solid half-hour but it was worth it
Mason Young
Hey guys, I didn’t want to make you feel sad. I’m very confident we will get a sequel. I thought it’d be a funny picture.
regards
Jose Baker
based
Owen Gonzalez
>I asked if she would like a portrait
Don't just do things for people. No matter how good you think they are, or how deserving they are.
Mason Brown
>you still have Alita
>You will always have Alita
Truer words have never been spoken, thanks bro
Alexander Ramirez
Of course catches.
I was inspired by this picture.
William Morales
>But I crave a trilogy.
Craving leads to suffering
>After all, if there is no continuation.
>So evil wins.
You are already a winner, you watched Alita
Thomas Foster
Is there a fate worse than this?
Jayden Rodriguez
Finally, after a month of new job, I got a free Sunday, and went to the cinema to see Alita, user-tachi! I loved the movie. Sure it wasn't perfect, but everything that has to do Alita herself was, well, outstanding. And the whole mood of the Iron City perfectly caught the cyberpunk spirit of the Scrapyard. Not to mention that this was a great return to the bloody nineties when Cameron was at his best.
Also, cute cashier asked me if I wanted a poster, I didn't know any better, said yes, and got pic related. So happy right now about this whole experience. Now I am excited to reread the manga again!
Matthew Miller
I love it.
Nathan Diaz
I made at least 10 of those kek
Christian Butler
>too cunty
This.She confuses Alyta with her harassment.
Dominic Diaz
1080 version?
Angel Turner
good job archie
Julian Robinson
Two. Im gonna go at least once more, and might see the final showing Wednesday
Aiden Cox
Good stuff! She even asked if you wanted a poster? Nice!
William Walker
>Craving leads to suffering
Suffering is required for redemption.
Tyler Fisher
i was talking more about that fucking ad that HAVE to teach you how great and cool they are
Noah Hughes
Please stop being a faggot about how much people can post on Yea Forums. #99 was supposed to be a graceful transition into regular ongoing discussion of Alita and you're oblivious about what that means
Jackson Long
youtube.com
Imagine this in a sequel.
Caleb Phillips
>$700 mi in China and Japan alone
Jonathan Williams
>if they don't
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft
Isaac Roberts
>last order
Kayden Collins
I don't remember when I was last in a cinema, so I didn't know they can give you free and huge posters. So yeah, pretty lucky.
Isaac Allen
Don’t be a fag and backtrack on that portrait bullshit already
It’s not too late to uncuck yourself
Just don’t do things for people user
That smile wasn’t genuine because she likes you, it was because you did something for her for free.
Do not stand by in the presence of evil
Brandon Sanders
/r/-ing the lost dedication webm
Jaxon Ortiz
That's page 72 of volume 8 of battle angel though.
Joshua Wilson
user, that's from Gunnm Volume 8.
This is Last Order.
Luis Rodriguez
Not everyone agrees with you user. If you don't like what you see here in these threads you can always leave. No one is forcing you to participate. You also aren't in charge so please refrain from telling others how to enjoy themselves.
Noah Gray
lol
Evan Ramirez
Do you ever stop and think how beautiful women could use their power to inspire men to do good things that are productive and even inspiring to others, but they almost never do? It's always just basic shit for themselves like "draw me with my faggot kpop band" or something.
Kevin Sanders
How is your day going anons?
Luis Perry
>Unfortunately, the girl has a huge boner for some faggot kpop band
user, no matter how much she looks or acts like Alita, do not approach her with romantic intentions. K-Pop fangirls are the worst. Do not even try it, seriously.
Ryder Taylor
a bit sick with a really sore throat, but I'm not complaining. how about you?
Ayden Davis
Thomas Campbell
Best part in the manga.
>Alita heals even Nova
Brayden Collins
>she pretty much insisted that I draw her pretty chink faggot group... and I of course obliged...
You fucked up, but you fucked up way before this happened. You need to read TRM
Gabriel Harris
It's Sunday evening before a morning shift job week. The usual.
Brody Miller
1 time i had a crush on a really thick and just a happy and funny girl. We talked a lot and then i saw that she likes kpop.
mfw i lot 6 months of my life
Christopher Mitchell
>No one is forcing you to participate.
You say that but try making another Alita thread without the numbered general faggotry and see how long it takes for some autist to flood it with links to "the real thread."
Luis Hall
You missed the perfect chance to say NO to her. Now in her head she already has sorted you to the list of beta loser faggot orbiters.
Forget her.
Thomas Kelly
damn i love this, trigun was very good.
too bad for the ending
Elijah Howard
I am sick but actually it's very ok. I discovered Yea Forums not so long ago. After the NZ thing. I thought only animals sit here. But the community of Yea Forums is very good and enjoyable to talk to.
Jason Allen
Is k-pop that bad? They say yaoi is bad, but fujoshi girls aren't that shitty.
Ryder Sanders
He has ONEitis for her before even having one conversation, it's over
Brayden Robinson
are you literally me? can never get used to the earlies.
Adrian Evans
Seconded on this user
She might look like Alita and that’s cute, but she’s not Alita and she’s using you.
Don’t just do things for her. She won’t love you back. You mentioned she has a bunch of orbiters, so by doing nice guy shit for her, you’re just becoming the artist orbiter that draws her faggy Koop shit.
You’re better than her and she would be lucky to have you, not the other way around.
You have a heart of gold and she has looks that will only fade and nothing beneath the surface.
If you still want to invite her out do, but make the dates about your enjoyment. Hit it and quit it.
Don’t be a fag, user. We love you and want you to be happy.
Easton Williams
Usually(as i understand it) K-pop fangirls are in love with this shit so much that they buy merch/some stickers/posters/wanking on them in the night and other shit
Jace Thomas
>Alita will never be your fan.
Grayson Bell
user, if you're serious, leave now. run. don't look back. it's not worth it, trust me.
/ALITAG/ is one of the best corners of the web atm, but it's not representative of the site and community at all.
Xavier Edwards
Alita loves all of us user
Jonathan Reed
This.
Justin Powell
Good morning
Please say it back
Jonathan Turner
Yes, starting in the afternoon is much better, me.
Blake Powell
Some shitty things happened to me not so long ago. I need to talk to people and i love doing this here.
Matthew Hernandez
Ayden Cruz
Good mor--
WAIT WHY ARE YOU FLIPPING ME OFF?!
Noah Lewis
Basically what says. /ALITA/ and /ABAG/ are together with Conan and Excalibur threads among the very few enjoyable ones. Most threads here are pure cancer and most people on here are extremely unhappy with themselves and let it out on others.
Andrew Collins
I kind of have to agree
/ALITA/ is a based discussion general and this type of positivity and genuine enjoyment happens once every blue moon, but pretty much every other board on Yea Forums is /pol/ and /r9k/ light.
I mean each to their own for having their own ideologies and shit, but it will only make you miserable and you won’t be independent anymore
I still browse almost every board on Yea Forums but I take absolutely everything with a grain of salt and see it as a funny shitpost
Hunter Harris
>If you still want to invite her out do, but make the dates about your enjoyment
that's right he should really invite her to see the movie
if she doesn't want to, then forget her
if she doesn't like it, then forget her
Colton Russell
Zapan is an asshole but his back looks cool
Kayden Watson
Yea Forums is fine. Just don't go to /pol/.
Asher Richardson
Because she’s so cute!
Jason Davis
>I still browse almost every board on Yea Forums but I take absolutely everything with a grain of salt and see it as a funny shitpost
I think after /abag/ and /alita/ I'm leaving. I can't go back.
David Green
Good morning. Even though it's almost the time to go to sleep.
Dominic King
I understand that people on Yea Forums are not that great sometimes(not sometimes but i want to believe in it) cause of user system and all. I am ready to hear some shit in my side
Dylan Foster
reading all this shit about kpop fangirls just saved me from potentially involving myself with one, thanks /ALITA/
Owen Diaz
but /pol/ is funny
Chase Morales
That's why we try our best to show restraint ans keep politics (and especially highly topical and controversial politics) out of this thread.
When i want to shitpost about NZ i go to /pol/, and so should you.
Connor Hall
why amerifats hate Alita so much?
Eli Sanchez
Disney propaganda. I wish I was joking.
Ryan Campbell
2d > 3d
Kayden Butler
thats the score for the sequel...i hope...that we get one
Julian Reed
I still don't quiet understand how Yea Forums works.
Will people shit on me if I make mistakes in my texts or if I can't triforce.
Alexander Morris
Fallen angel?
Not interested, sorry
Kevin Cook
They'll shit on you even if you can.
Jace Bailey
Yes, but because every post is anonymous, it won't have a lasting impact.
Newfags can't triforce.
Parker Torres
I guess it's ok
Carter Ward
That not a good allegory for Alita
Nova is pretty obviously Satan and Ido/Chiren are watchers
Isaiah Foster
is Kpop fan in the West only in the Us? i dont seem to find this in France
Ian Morris
So of course Nova Kinosenter sells orange flavored Monster. This time we were upstairs, in a smaller screen, and it was pretty packed. First time I saw someone kiss during the "most human person" scene. Music reminds me of "tears in rain". Made it a double feature with a Norwegian movie. Good night out.
Hunter Ramirez
yes i'm a newfag
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Christian Long
Made a gif from a pic in the last thread
Oliver Martin
Reminds me of Desert Punk.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Nice digits
We wish you the best of luck user, and it isn’t the end of the world if you don’t match with a potential partner. You’re going to do well! Just look at it as a learning curve
user I think browsing Yea Forums and being redpilled is perfectly fine. What a lot of people don’t seem to grasp is that you don’t have to get stuck in your own anger once you realise how most things really are. You don’t have to let that hatred consume you like /pol/.
Instead, I’ve learned to accept that’s how the world is, so I try to make a difference in my own way, outside the internet, and when something beautiful happens, I appreciate it a lot more because of how shitty everything else is.
Even something as simple as these /ALITA/ threads or a nice day out. It isn’t the end, friend. Just keep your feet on the ground and trust your own instincts, because ultimately only you can make yourself happy.
Love and work hard for yourself despite the hatred going on and positivity will come your way.
And when in doubt, remember, Alita loves you.
Robert Hughes
if you're good at drawing make some money with the others shitty Kpop fan like her
Sebastian Mitchell
BANG BANG BANG
PULL MY ANGEL TRIGGER
Jackson Anderson
no better place for it than these generals probably, but please be careful when you're out there without us. the majority of anons are mostly here to shitpost, bitch about something/someone or have a kick bringing other anons' self-worth down for the lulz. keep that in mind, always. and remember to think for yourself if you stumble upon any kind of redpill shit, especially on pol or r9k.
hope you'll be doing better soon.
Jack Howard
how much fox pays you guys to keep this thread up all day long for a shitty movie?
Andrew Lewis
Good morning
Connor Myers
Most of what I see now isn't redpilling, though. In fact, I haven't seen any in a long time. It's just shitposting.
Charles Campbell
Carson Allen
They might like to be careful with doing anti-competitive stuff against FOX in the middle of the merger. The SEC pays out huge bounties for tips that lead to their massive fines, and whisleblowers might be immune from prosection and retaliation.
Chase Diaz
We do it FOR FREE.
But I fucking WISH I could be paid to be a fan of Alita.
Carter Gomez
thanks a lot. i appreciate it.
still i have some other places to shitpost(not reddit)
Josiah Walker
Hard to answer. How do you measure passion?
Adam Price
The beauty of Yea Forums is that your anonymous. You can fuck up in one post and be praised in the next. I haven't seen triforce posting in 8 years.
Owen Walker
Jace Wright
wew lads, 200 thread later and I'm only now feeling the fatigue. It's been a wildly comfy ride, but I think it's at this point where I'm going to transition from regular to semi-regular poster here.
Thank you...for healing me. If only for a month.
Jeremiah Watson
I get paid in Alita smiles
Hudson James
More sad than funny.
Robert Walker
aight. thanks a lot
William Hill
>I'm just messing around user are you mad at me?
Landon Reyes
Jackson Torres
classic jews
Michael Walker
nice try, satan worshipper
Lucas Martinez
How the fuck are you autist making so many threads? There isn't that much atuff to discuss about this movie
Ryan Lee
Looks like art.
#200 and still so active.
Chase Torres
I get payed in Alita pics and screenshots
Bentley Stewart
uh, sure
Angel Jackson
I get paid in (you)'s. I have so many that i dont mind giving one to you for free!
William Carter
Not as much as the SEC would pay you in awards if you have documents (emails perhaps) detailing a plan to attack Alita or otherwise fuck with the Fox merger.
I shill for free. Audience members tonight were already exited for a sequel, and I don't want them to be let down.
Xavier Stewart
Just save her from a Centurion, admire her hand for a bit and then invite her for a little game of motorball
Easy
Jackson James
good morning you fucking faggot
Matthew Robinson
Michael Turner
We don't discuss movie for most of time
Brody Murphy
why would they
they don't want to
Thomas Moore
Be nice!!!
Justin Flores
>not wanted in Yea Forums
>not wanted in Yea Forums
Maybe 4channel should open a new board for you manchildren.
Daniel Barnes
This movie has Alita, that's already a lot to talk about.
Adam Evans
>that finger smells like oranges, where did you put it sweets?
Ethan Martin
hey he started it!
Alexander Richardson
Nice shirt, man.
Luke Lewis
Everyone be nice!!
William Butler
Anons, is so beautifull, Alita is nearly to the 400M and the DVD release is gonna grown the recaudation, now SHAZAM is gonna protect her.
Camden Gray
Wow, it may even start making profits!
Robert Johnson
This is written so terribly.
Brody Carter
Can some give a prediction to how long these generals will last?
Cooper Lewis
>don't stop I want to see Alitas fighting each other
Justin Rivera
what
Jaxon Walker
I watched Gangsta closely today and he really does not hurt Alita at all
He just tags along in the back, then Alita rips his arm off and smashes another guy's skull with it
Then Gangsta disappears
Asher Hall
It was never that funny, to be honest. Some samefag roleplaying with himself.
Cooper Price
september 2079
Jack Foster
The frozen general lasted for a thousand threads.
Jack Phillips
>"So my movie's going to make another 300 million dollars?"
Sweetheart, it will.
Colton Rogers
Robert Sanders
Just got back home after the second viewing and i like the movie even more.
And Christoph Waltz must work out, he looks real jacked baby.
Jace Sanchez
this post smells like fungus
Jaxson Hill
Remember snowchan?
I wonder if these generals will eventually evolve into an alitachan.
Leo Phillips
How's the box office going? Have we reached 400 million?
Jordan Smith
I knew a girl similar to Alita, not outwardly but temper.
There were no relations, but this is certainly a rather curious person.
Rare, but possible.
I obviously couldn't keep up with her.
Plus, about once every six months, she went to the hospital.
I have not had any contacts for a long time, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the next mountain, or river, got to it.
I did not recall her twelve years ago.
Hudson Turner
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maybe 4channel should open a new board for you manchildren.
Justin Hughes
I doubt it.
Frozen was certain to get a sequel.
Cameron Hernandez
fuck off human on a stick worshiper.
go and eat some flesh/drink some blood of your so called "god".
Benjamin Thompson
End of this month when the hype burns out. They will come back once a sequel is confirmed or the BD is released.
Daniel Brown
According to the user score, the score that matters way more in this age of paid shill critics, Alita: Battle Angel is the highest rated film currently out.
Asher Sanchez
>dude I don’t even remember my own name lmao
Jose Reed
something about this movie makes me sad and happy at the same time, it's like i fell in love for the first time again
Ethan Flores
Jack Torres
No, I
Easton King
>certain
>Disney never did theatrical sequels (with a couple rare exceptions) until very recently
kek
Gabriel Gutierrez
At least another year.
With a sharp acceleration after the release on the disks.
Josiah Ross
>opinion of plebs matter
Leo Adams
LOL
Brody Morris
I know these two videos can't be compared directly, but you can still see a remarkable difference between Rosa's and Brie's attitude here:
youtube.com
youtube.com
Joseph Rogers
Don't you understand yet, normi?
This site is completely for us.
Asher Turner
she probably couldn't get high or drunk with the cyborg metabolism; cursed sobriety
Juan Evans
Camden Cook
We are those plebs. You, me, user over there. Faggots called critics are irrelevant.
Wyatt Morales
>alita sitting on top of you
i want this scene but from hugo's pov
Wyatt Russell
Way more than fucking shills.
Have you read any of these critics' reviews? I have. Anything that is less than 7.5 is full of bullshit, nitpicking, projecting, being offended because of SJW politics, etc. They READ like they're paid reviews that are only meant to damage a competitor film.
Ryan Peterson
You can probably hire a botnet with thousand PCs for a few hundred bucks in darkweb user. If anything, the user score is more shilling
Samuel Hall
needs more effort than to bribe a kike
Evan Howard
>doubling up in yugo shit instead of more fight scenes in the extended cut
Brandon Gomez
PFFFFFFFFF
This level of coping.
I really hope you're trolling, because otherwise you're just a complete moron. High majority people who aren't paid to have a different opinion like this movie after they've seen it. Get over it.
Daniel Cox
BASED chinese
Maybe in the extended Blu ray?
Levi Watson
>everything is shilling
don't let this thread become this retarded
Kevin Brooks
why not both based Dick poster?
Easton Hill
Check'd, but don't drag Phil into this.
Zachary Howard
maybe it's time to recall her now?
Colton Brown
Well, then why won't Disney just buy all the bots and shoot up the ratings of CM, Last Jedi and so on?
Cooper Anderson
this right here
Andrew Watson
>Alita will never choke and ride you at the same time.
Elijah Diaz
((()))
Jackson Morris
imagine getting a movie like this with alita
Adrian Moore
Hot
Justin Clark
hnnng
Jordan Richardson
You are either a retard or complete shill if you believe million dollar companies are not manipulating user scores user.
Kayden Williams
>be careful what you ask for
Lincoln Rodriguez
It's sad that we live in an era where a monopoly can delete negative reviews, hire bots to upvote, crash another movie, change YouTube algorithms, and THEN have the gall to come on /alita/ and claim we're shills.
Elijah Clark
haha woudn't it be so weird if she pounced on you, pinning you down with no effort, giggling as you struggled to free yourself and she slowly reached her hand up to you face and gave you a quick smooch on the cheek and gave you a sweet smile as she did it? haha wow that's so dirty lol think about it tho
Justin Lewis
I was considering watching the chink rip instead of going to cinema again but after seeing how it looks I bought the damn ticket and went there
Also, I don't think Kutty survived this
Jackson Watson
Disney/Fandango really overplayed their hand here. They've openly admitted to skewing the critic pool by skewing the standards for what counts as a "professional" critic. No longer is it based on whether your publication has reach and prominence, but it's based on intersectionality now (how many checkboxes you can tick in gender, race and sexual orientation). They've gone on record stating this.
Grayson Morales
[sweating intensifies]
Xavier Jenkins
Well, look at the bright side, at least the beers are working.
Nathan White
my heart can't take this
Gavin Morgan
>P K Dick was the main proponent we live in a virtual reality
>alita its traped in the ouroboros living several life times
of course he is relevant
Angel Lewis
Just here to push it to 301 replies :)
Josiah Watson
Fandango is manipulating it, yes. But it's a bit hard to claim that real people are "bots" when they have real people as friends.
Better make sure that only Fandango customers can leave reviews on Rotten Tomatoes in the future, user, so we can turn it into Amazon Vine. Because everyone sure trusts Vine reviews, right?
Nicholas Wright
nice work
Nolan Flores
retards and gonna retard, all they want is (You)s just starve them
Cameron Allen
>yet they can't manipulate audience reaction very well
Rotten Tomatoes tried, but even after axing 54,000 reviews, it BARELY rose Craptain Mah Wamen's abysmal score.
What are you even arguing for anyway?
It is IMPOSSIBLE for anyone who isn't an anal manga-purist autist or a paid-for shill to call Alita: Battle Angel "bad", "below average", or even "okay". This film is between 'pretty good' and 'excellent'. So, all those so-called 'top critics' reviews that are below a 7/10 rating are WORTHLESS. The end.
IMDb, which I trust far more than any of these 'review aggregate' sites pegs the film at a 7.6, which is below what I would personally rate it but still a fair score. Are you gonna call all IMDb users shills and bots now?
Christian Morris
I'd wager that Alita's lovemaking would be sweet and passionate but gentle, she wouldn't choke you
unless you ask for it
Joseph Lopez
can you find the motorball soundtrack in high quality anywhere yet
John Reed
>haha I'd never do that...
Xavier Rogers
>Alita deserves >7/10
Robert Smith
hey i member you.
so did you liked it?
best part / worse part?
Gabriel Flores
NEW
Nicholas Rodriguez
>300yr old cyborg
>15yr old manchild.
I didn't know Alita was into /ss/?
Anthony Nelson
Luis Thompson
I made it. I posted in #200. I love you all. Congratulations.
Jaxon Williams
YAY hey Peach
Aiden Flores
SEQUEL NOW
Liam Harris
Alita outsold:
>Solo
>Wolf of Wall Street
>Independence Day 2
>Cars 3
>Fifty Shades Darker
>Mad Max Fury Road
>Penguins of Madagascar
>Captain America: First Avenger
>Edge of Tomorrow
>Spider Man: Into the Spider-verse
>The Legend of Tarzan
>Angry Birds movie
>Star Trek Beyond
Gavin Wood
OH NO NO NO
ITS A FLOP!!
Jason Nguyen
All true, but, to be fair, it cost more to make than most of those movies. It's gotta be compared to its budget to say for sure if it was "a success" or not. I still say that it's already broken even and is in low-profit territory.
tl;dr SEQUEL INCOMING eventually