*AHEM*

>*AHEM*

Fuck Yea Forums

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now do this pls

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>conservative white males think a movie is genociding them
Talk about snowflakes.

>these tears taste like smegma, hmm

i love brie larson but i can never be with her because she has been blacked.

AND FUCK NIGGERS AND JANNIES

>Even the artist gave her the crazy eyes.
TOP KEK

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fags always appropriate the most dead and dumbest memes

Disney bought their own tickets because the cunt will be the savior in Endgame and is supposed to lead the MCU from now on

So what? The movie is still junk.

>*AHEM*
awful.

Stay triggered sweatie.

Why is that male tears? Males were the primary ones to go to CM

because they cry like whiny btiches the moment a woman excels at something

COPE

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They were the ones to support this movie though so that's not true

they went to the theater to feel humiliated like good cuck boys paying money to see a BLACKED actress

it’s a cgi kids movie

Partake in consensual intimate relations.

I can't tell if this was really drawn by someone who thinks that somehow men for some reason are upset with a movie about a female superhero doing well or if this was drawn by someone from this site to pretend like it was drawn by an SJW-type. Fucking trolling olympics.

Women don't excel at things. They appropriate things.

youre thinking of white males sweetie

>tfw this will be forgotten when Endgame comes out and only brought up again by some pity Oscars wins and repost of living off old "glory".

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Guess how I know you won't reproduce?

have sex

Reminder that Captain Marvel doing well is like winning the special olympics. Even if it does well, it´s still capeshit and all capeshit are trash.

>meme scene
That makes me dislike Spiderverse now....

>btiches

It wouldn't surprise me if Endgame made the film retroactively useless cause the Russos end up doing a way better job. Happened with Dr. Strange; moderately popular as a result of his solo movie and then became fan favourite cause of the Russos

This, every male who went to see Captain Marvel was indeed a cuckold

Has this come out on pirate yet?

Guess again. I get all kinds of gash because I'm not a male feminist ally. Also, I fucked your mother.

If the Russos can make Captain Marvel into a decent character then I'll be extremely impressed.

>Excuse me? Would you care to call me that? I offer you an ultimatum, incelic scum: pay the virgin tax (that will contribute towards my next ticket for another Captain Marvel rewatch) or suffer my wrath.

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It would not surprise me if she got 11-20 minutes of screentime where she has an actual plot function but isn't stealing any OG spotlight.

They fight Thanos twice. First time with Captain Marvel and lose and she fucks off to another planet for the rest of the movie. Second time they go into the quantom realm back in time to steal infinity stones. Cap dies, iron man retires, hulk is permanently hulk.

I like this theory. I'm guessing first battle is on Thanos's holiday planet and second big battle with him is on Earth. Seeing as how he's wearing his warlord armor again, it makes sense he'd flip the fuck out as soon as he realises what the heroes are up to and invade Earth with an army.

Only niggers want large asses on their women

Just sayin!

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a nigger already nutted in that skinny ass

>rosenberg

Jew, aside she has a point

how the hell did she have an ass to suddenly having no ass 9 years later?

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literally based

That barely qualifies as an ass

anyone who claims that cm>spider-verse is purely delusional
as much as anyone claiming that cm wasn't going to make a bunch of money

>not liking large asses

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lmfao you call that an ass

>a girl overshadowed by a cat takes credit for 10 years of success playing as a fictional character created by a white man
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Based.

can’t even be bothered to change that filename

>Thinking in only extremes

You can have a small but shapely ass, or even a nice size one that isn't borderlining on Kim Kardashian's monstrosity.

What ass? It's literally just an arched lower back. I'm a guy and my ass is bigger than hers.

Have sex.

I don't see a difference. She barely had an ass thenz and she barely has one now.

>super shilled marvel movie
>not even 1b
Weak.

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raimi malek?

>coming from a group that associates rape with using the wrong pronoun... that's pretty impressive mental gymnastics.

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>Anyone that disagrees with me is transexual

BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP

A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat

GULP

I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more

BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT

This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole

BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD

>Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide

She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out

BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT

What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one

>P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!

I said with my mouth full of shit

She turned around, gave me a look like in pic. And simply shook her head "NO!"

Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus

GASPING FOR AIR

>So hows that for eating ass?

She said in a smug and condescending way

Yay guys feminism is saved!!!! All thanks to one movie!!!!!!! Made by a giant corporation that only cares about money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But anyone who disagrees with me is pro-transexual.. which is pretty much the same thing you fagole.

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>Look at the trailer dislikes, this movie will flop
>Disney has 2 scripts in case the movie flops
>The cast of the Avengers and the Russo brothers don't like Captain Marvel
>The projections keep falling
>The theaters are empty
>It won't be profitable after the advertising budget
>It won't top 700 million and will have a massive second week drop
>It won't break 1 billion

How does it feel to lose again incels? What happened to get woke go broke incels?

Has a character ever been more blacked?

Quite pungent

RECAST

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There is no way this was written by Kojima, he can hardly speak English.

"excel"

How does it feel to root for a corporation to take your money and lie to you?

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Pic of the WHITE MALEs lining up to this glib facsimile.

Are basedmales masochistic? Embracing this collective feminist power fantasy and funding it.

>incel web comics
Holy cringe

>"NO!"

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Cap Marvel is going to get dicked down by Thor and put in her place. She will be liked by everyone in the end

>not being a crazed insecure incel who hates trannies = being a tranny
incel logic

>w-we wanted Captain Marvel to fail because we hate capitalism, not because she was a woman
Incels are pathetic.

OMG lol.
>thread is shilling tumblr webcomic
>being this much of a liberal retard brainlet
>having no critical thinking skills.

Don't worry white boy, you're still not going to get laid.

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It's the Western "educated" whites in power. I guess 30 years of cultural Marxism indoctrinating youth does the trick. Here in England common people are racist, sexist and edgy as fuck but in a good, positive manner - they simply believe that anyone can have a go at them and vice versa. However the previously indoctrinated generation took over all positions of power and basically forces the progress upon regular folks who can't say or do anything about it since they live in a authoritarian police state. The game is basically rigged at this point, with globalists in charge only allowing more globalists to take their place once they get too old.

Jokes on you! I enjoyed it!

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This. The only reasons incel hate trannies and feel threatened by them is because they are insecure in their own sexuality due to not getting sex. Real men are well adjusted and let trannies be and don't give a fuck.

Anyone else think its funny how this woman works Yea Forums into a seethe?

so wait, you're not pro-trannie? Cuz that's what I said. I know you're trying hard to keep up but you're failing hard white boy.

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kek

I'm pro tranny because I'm secure in my sexuality as a straight man, and therefore due not feel threatened by trannies like you fuckless incels do.
Let men turn into women for all I care. That means more cis-females available for me.

>no armpit hair
dropped

Lol like you've ever seen a vague before. "Secure" in your masculinity means you pay for Jamal to fuck your sister.

>still obsessed with trannies and blacked
incels. when will they ever learn

This.

Normal, straight alpha males don't spend their time screeching about trannies on the internet, considering trannies are like 0.001% of the population.

Only beta male cuckolds care this much about trannies. Screeching about discord trannies constantly is beta

Yea Forums BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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>common people are racist, sexist and edgy as fuck but in a good, positive manner

i get the white supremacist shooter was only pretending to murder 50 people , fuck off poltard.

Writing and speaking english are very different things, I can hardly speak english but I can write so much more perfectest then most everyperson

I like how she acknowledges the movie is engineered for feminists like her and it still sucks

this triggers the incel in the host environment

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>if i criticize something, it means i'm from the opposition of that thing

How simple minded do you morons have to be to believe this ? criticizing poltards and incels constantly embarrassing themselves and being autistic dumb asses doesn't make me a politically liberal.

Fuck off libcuck snowflake millennial discord tranny cuck soiboy. Trump is making America great again and there's nothing you can do about it except cry.

Not liking the movie doesn't make someone an "incel" or a "poltard"

Seems more like Trump is making Israel great rathrr than America...

It does when they start spouting racist or sexist lines.

There is nothing wrong with supporting Israel you assblasted liberal cuck. I know you're stupid and think Muslims are your friends, but Israel is our only ally in the region and we need to support them. I know this is too much for your assblasted libcuck discord tranny 80-IQ mind to understand, but we have an obligation to protect Israel.

Example?

Could someone post that comic with the larson/trump faces.

only incels watched this movie because Brie is "average" looking and thus attainable

It’s funny that people using this muh women argument never have an argument when I bring up Wonder Woman and Alita: Battle Angel.

>claims not to be a /pol/tard but assumes anyone who disagrees with him is a discord tranny SJW
Lel

How new are you? Yea Forums was literally seething to death when wonder woman came out.

This is pretty based and dare I say it redpilled

> i think you replied to the wrong person.

Aw man, you gotta post the whole gif.

See, I want her to hold me down and forcibly ride me and spit in my face a few times but that’s too much.

Do Incels actually believe they command enough of a demographic to be anything more than a punchline ? oh it sucks that you won't be able to spend 5 neetbux to go see the movie, what a loss , better start shitposting i guess.

What is the logo on the black shirt supposed to represent?

Made in China

UNEQUIVOCALLY based

I like the style.

Its the tears from laughing too hard. Did you see how she jumped onboard the train? Lol

Regarding all the whining in the articles, i think the women really are crying.

>Well adjusted

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That would be perfect if it was a studio exec type poorly cosplaying as CM. They're the ones reaping the rewards, not women.

t. Seamus O'Reilly

>*teleports behind you*
>Sorry Chad, this is for your own good. I can't let this go on

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classical fascism

>it's a "hero turns evil, so villain has to stop him" kino
My fave.

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>Captain Marvel is the only marvel film to be released concomitantly both domestically and in China
>a fuckload of pandering to idiots (literally released on international women's day)
>released in march aka a month with literally 0 competition
>marketed as a pre-requisite to understand the plot of the ending of a 10-year saga
>almost the same domestic NW (which is pretty much the only thing studios care about) as fucking Thor 3
>still manages to lose to fucking Shrek The Third when accounted for inflation
The absolute state of mouse shills.

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Male tears means semen though

Those numbers will mean nothing come May

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NO NO NO WHITE MALE BROS WE KEEP GETTING BTFO! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSE TO DO

Counting for inflation, Shrek 3 got $988,614,749.69

Everyone just save a copy of this for posting at shills to be quite frank. That savagery cannot be touched.

Oh my god, she is so badass. FUCK TVPOL. YOU GOT FUCKING KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!

What about sex? Did you have sex? Does having sex change anyone's views?

flop
l
o
p

You mean: Fuck /pol incels.

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based. Fuck /pol/ and praise jannies

I'd fuck her. Who gives a shit what women say? Women say dumb shit. Don't listen to women, just fuck them.

Jesus why do you guys get so worked up

>82 posters
>131 posts
REALLY JOGGIN MY NOGGIN HERE

There's no difference. She's just arching her ass out, so it appears more shapely and bigger.

>tumblr

Elbowys too pointy ehhh

lellll master troll lell

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You misspelled kino

>I'd fuck her
i wouldn't, her face and headshape would just make me flaccid and further exposure would probably make me vomit

Captain fungus

>t. never had sex

Your words are as empty as your soul, mankind ill needs a bride like her.

>I wouldn't
Don't act like it's your choice, incel.

I am legit shocked. Did not expect to make two hundred million again considering the drop off.

Marvel could probably release a fantastic 4 tier flop as a part of the MCU and it'd still sell adequately. Captain Marvel is only profitable as a part of the MCU. As a standalone movie it's just a bland, poorly acted movie.

Captain marvel is what happens when a group of people are so in their bubble, they can't imagine their demographics not being representative of the whole. Just because you and your incel friends aren't seeing the movie because of a Twitter screen cap, doesn't mean no one else will. News flash, there are 7.5+ billion people in the world , no one gives a fuck about your "group".

You're as boring as the movie you shill for

are you one of those people that still doesn't understand the friday to friday drop off is always big because the first friday includes the thursday previews?

Im just going to say that Box Office doesn't mean shit,,,great for the studio but me? Nah. Im more concerned about the quality of the movie. Y'see I will only invest my time on films I want to see. Captain Capeshit isn't one of them. So enjoy your millions...you may think it represents quality. It doesn't. Captain Marvel will just be another generic steam pile floating through the sewers that is Disney/Marvel/DC/Lucasfilm

>18 incel words in thread
like clockwork :)

>Barley 760M
Is Disney going to keep paying until they get to a billion?

this is actually true

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>turk: and how was the booty?
>jd: flat, just how i like it
>turk: awww yeah

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Incel gets found out and blown out so hard he jumps from anger to acceptance, good.

Then how did she date niggers before?

well smack my lips and hand me a welfare check, I guess that makes me a nigger

>social liberalism=gommunism :D

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At this point, yes it is.

Such a life shattering statement....And you can them boring.