Tfw putting a piece of *your* body INSIDE the body of another person repeatedly in an aggressive manner is considered...

>tfw putting a piece of *your* body INSIDE the body of another person repeatedly in an aggressive manner is considered sane, normal and a sign of social adjustment

Are there literally ANY movies that expose the mind-boggling nature of sexual interaction?

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BLACKED RAW

THEN DONT GET MAD WHEN I DO IT TO YOU BITCH

We'll never know if many animal species also feel this way about sex, because they'd have gone extinct.

You eat the flesh of living organisms -- plant and animal -- instead of absorbing nutrients from the sun.

How unnecessary, creepy and inefficient is that?

it's called the entire female gender. the only reason they propagated was via rape. a future with women is inherently one where sex is eradicated

>you can eat by sunbathing

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You're pressing plastic tokens into a set of wires in order to send electrical signals to another set of wires in order to get a bunch of photons to shoot from a plastic screen filled with more wires and probably liquids into your eyeballs which are gelatinous sacs of liquid and light-bending flesh nubs, through your nervous system into what is basically a wrinkly, supercharged tumour that THINKS, and these thoughts not only are responsible for comprehending, inventing and preserving almost everything I just described, they're responsible for you pressing those plastic tokens and starting the whole process in the first place.

Do you have any idea how fucking weird it is to be a pigeon in a parking garage? Do you?

Based breatharian

It's enlightening to ponder reproduction of dogs & cats.
Male cats have penises covered in fishhookish barbs & dogs have penises with a huge swelling bulge; both to keep unwilling females from getting away from the sexing before it's done.
There is no such thing as "rape".

big if true
this guy gets it

Plants do.
But they also can't move.

Virgins are funny desu

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You can break down things to make anything sound weird, eating, breathing, etc. The fact that you only did this with sex outs you as incel

This is much more a volcel mindset.
A paraplegic is also an incel.

Based Joe Rogan podcast listener

I have autistically overanalyzed kissing to such a degree that if I ever get to kiss someone I will do it 100% manually step by step like a damn programmed robot.
It's just so distant and unnatural to me, if I never saw the act of kissing in films/real life I doubt I would ever get the urge to exchange saliva with an another person in my life.

I only listen to history podcasts.
Spend time watching pillbugs, nigger. It'll change your life.

I haven't had sex since Friday, help me lads

get litty

you can't rationalize primitive instinctives user

I know the feel bro. Last time I nutted in a girl was about 2 minutes ago I’m feeling withdrawals

based

How does having sex feel like, guys?

It's overrated. Masturbating with a good onahole is unironically better

Have sex.

t. can't please a woman

Make them cum first and it's fucking amazing when they are soaked, it feels so good.

Don't listen to this faggot

>fucking fiancee
>inevitably grabs my hand and puts it over her neck
>the tighter i squeeze the hotter noises she makes
>after im done she snuggles and falls asleep on my chest like everything is perfectly normal
>stare into the void for 30min then get up to watch diablo2 speedruns

Have sex

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Waste of quads

Clearly you've either had shit sex or none at all

Maybe you should try putting something in your ass instead

But it's quads of truth so eat shit

I'm not OP, but why do I need to please a woman? It's nice when they cum, but it really doesn't affect my orgasm. Only an insecure soiboy would ask if she got off during pillow talk.

>photosynthesis

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then why do women have orgasms retard

based sexhaver

Because if you make them cum they usually turn into fucking animals and the sex is 100 times better

Based quads, but I agree with the other guy. The only "really good" part of sex is the blowjob, the rest is just memories to jerk off to. You think a pussy has ANYTHING on the iron tight grip of your own MANHAND? nope. I dont understand how faggots prematurely ejaculate in the first place even, i had to resort to jacking onto her stomach

I kissed a girl in February 2014. After a while I asked her if we could "French kiss", since I remember French kissing a girl in around 2004 and I really enjoyed it, but she didn't let me.

to have your mate masturbate you is the best feeling ever

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vestigial remnants of a contrasexual anatomical analogue. same reason the clitoris is analogous to the penis. it's not actually useful for anything. evolution favors cost effective efficiency

I've had multiple orgasms from fucking a soaking wet pussy, as soon as you feel like you're about to end then it just blows another huge load over and over. Masterbating just feels like doing it to get it over with, great sex is mindblowing if done right.

thats disgusting.

>87% female rape victims experience orgasm
retard

Why didn't you just put your tongue in her mouth when you kissed her? Why would you ask?

>he doesn't know

Okay. Maybe I should make an effort. I'm not into Fillet O'Fish though.

I had sex yesterday with my gf, but before that we hadn't had sex in like a week. She just sucked my balls while I jerked off last saturday.

Because I didn't know if her teeth would be closed, and didn't want to freak her out by licking her teeth. I also tried eating her out like 5 minutes after we started kissing but she said "umm, I think these [her shorts] are staying on tonight"

nah, onaholes suck when you have a really thick cock. They're not one-size fits all at all. I tried one and it kept spitting my dick out on every out-stroke

Give it a try and see, my gf goes from softly sucking me to eating my dick like it's the last meal in Africa.

Yeah sometimes we can't be fucked fucking so we just rub each other but we never cum like we do from sex but you take what you can get at times.

it's the greatest feeling in the world

Ah got ya

I can't cum much from sex anyways. My dick is raw from jerking with death grip and blankets for my whole left. I can cum from sex but it takes like 20 mins of straight pounding in doggystyle only. Usually my legs give out before I cum.

>You think a pussy has ANYTHING on the iron tight grip of your own MANHAND?

I guess you have never fucked without condom?

sneed

had raw sex with a low self esteem fatty from tinder yesterday, ask me anything

Like I said earlier, try making her cum over and over if need be until she's soaking, it feels so much better and you cum a lot quicker

Why are people unable to comprehend someone NOT wanting sex? Normal people say you are gay or bitter, incels say you are coping. Is it really so hard to imagine?

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I spent the whole day lying in bed with my big tittied goth gf watching Always Sunny and banging

>>fucking fiancee
>>inevitably grabs my hand and puts it over her neck
>>the tighter i squeeze the hotter noises she makes
>>after im done she snuggles and falls asleep on my chest like everything is perfectly normal
>>stare into the void for 30min then get up to watch diablo2 speedruns
I don't even know if I want this. Maybe the volcel life is more my type

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nah, too much wetness removes friction and then there's less sensation

what did she smell like?
was her ass area darker along the crack?
was she hairy
did she keep her clothes on
how long did it last
whered you bust

Awkward the first few times but good any time after. Warm wet hole that shapes itself to your dick. The hormones/pheromones whatever help a lot too with the feeling. I recommend it.

..so?

Why would you not want to have sex? It feels good during and you feel a lot better after.

When she's pounding your cock a LOT harder than usual you'll see a huge difference with it.

Unless your sex drive has gotten bombed out by age or depleted through medication then yeah it's weird. It's weird. You have to either have a confidence issue or you never did it with someone who wanted to fuck you as much as you wanted to fuck them.

Last night I fucked a guys wife in a hotel room in front of him while he recorded on his phone, ask me anything

I can't even think of being intimate with someone without crippling anxiety, let alone actually have sex with someone. What the fuck is wrong with me frens?

because you have a gross frothy ring on your dick/balls and you are worried that whatever birth control you are using fails.

the high is really good especially for blowjobs when she opens her mouth and sticks her tongue out that single instant is the greatest in all creation but if you have a depressive inclination the low after sex is is the darkest soul crouching void in existence, especially if you choked her or other stuff that makes you feel really weird after

When did you learn you were gay?

Is your name Bill?

It's not gay if you creampie another man's wife while he watches.

No but it is a low-syllable name

its the bitterest red pill user, women literally drench themselves when treated like that.

>have steady gf for 2 years
>have sweet sex, slow, caring, kisses, etc
>she says she likes our sex life
>one day be drunk and frustrated from an issue at work
>she starts giving me a bad bj
>slap her leg and angrily tell her to spread her legs so i can at least finger her
>she lets loose the most sincere moan ive ever heard from her
>something just snaps within me
>grab her hair and just slam her throat on my dick
>she literally pees herself
>grab her throat and pound her until i cum inside her
>she shyly tells me the next day that was the best sex she ever had
>im left with a conflicted feeling the rest of our relationship

and neither do I.

The best part of having sex is the memories that you retain to fap to later

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Too many dudes in the room.

Based and life experience pilled

The blowjob is the best part of modern sex. Our cocks are so shot from porn and fapping that only massive stimulation can get any feedback. It makes sex kinda boring desu. Too much work for far too little payoff

Literally shut up incels

Based death grip poster

I see it as an annoyance. Why go through all this effort if I can just masturbate and my sex drive goes away? It's like how some programmer came up with this meal replacement because he didn't like how much time eating took. Even if I was a super good looking guy there would always be the risk of STDs or unwanted pregnancies or having sex with some psycho bitch who would end up ruining your life. Why take all this risk? There are so many other fun things to do in life. Like eating, watching MOVIES, listening to music, playing video games, making art, enjoying art, traveling etc.

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whenever you watch porn on the net you are like that dude sitting in the room with camera.

Great without a rubber. Even better when you're really attracted to who you want to fuck. Doesn't have to be mutual. You just have to want it bad enough. Hormones and instinct takes care of the rest. Warm moist holes bring out the best in you.

>I choked her omg someone lock me up
You sound like a massive fag. She added an extra element that helped bring her to climax. Either take initiative next time or just don't do it.

Are you a nigger?

>what did she smell like?
her neck area smelt like too much perfume, which always turns me off, but her pussy was clean and neatly shaved
>was her ass area darker along the crack?
yes
>was she hairy
her forearms were, the rest was ok, pussy was clean shaven
>did she keep her clothes on
maybe she tried, i dunno, i had her removed them all
>how long did it last
like an hour total with some rests
>whered you bust
inside her cunt

Maybe you're just too low test to be able to sexually assert your dominance over another mans wife while he watches fecklessly in the corner. He watched me cum inside his wife's pussy before they went home to their kids. If she gets pregnant with another one, he knows it wont be his.

Also this.

No, thank god.

>watching porn

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ETERNALLY BASEDDDDD
Dont fall for the sex meme guys
100% unironically, you know how to make yourself feel good with your hand
Some sloppy whore with a loose grip will give you nothing but stories of conquest
Masturbation orgazms are patrician tier

i used to think you guys were just memeing, but i’m starting to think that jannies are literally retarded

In February 2014 a girl I was working with at my part-time job got my number from our boss and asked me out on a date. After the first date we talked for about 7 hours at her place into the early hours, and after our second date she came back to mine and we ended up kissing in bed for over an hour. The next night she came over again and asked if I had a condom, and I said yes and got up to go to the bathroom to put it on. But I lost my erection but thankfully when I got back to my room she had spilled water over the floor so I tossed the condom behind the bed and pretended she hadn't asked. A week or so later I went back to her place after her shift and she asked if I had a condom. I said yes and got up again and walked nude over to my jeans to find the condom. I felt so freakish and disgusting being nude in her place, with her just silently watching as I rooted through my pockets for the condom. I went into the en-suite bathroom and tried putting the condom on, but it was so bright and I was freaking out so much I couldn't maintain it. I even tried putting a thumb up my ass to stimulate my prostate or whatever manual over-ride I thought would work, but my anus was too tight. In the end I went back to bed holding the condom and tried jerking off beside her while kissing, hoping I'd get hard enough to put it on. Briefly I did become somewhat erect and forced it three-quarters of the way onto my penis, but when I moved on top of her and tried penetrating her, I first aimed way too high and jacked her clitoral area, then lost my erection and went back to her side and kissed again. She started kissing my neck and licking my ears but I just cringed and froze up. Eventually she went into the bathroom with her phone for about 15 minutes, and my side of the bed was absolutely drenched with sweat. I got dressed and left her place at like 4am and walked around in the cold for a while before returning to where I lived.

why would you want to indirectly touch dicks with a guy? thats what you did

The best sex that I've had was with a 4'8" girl, is that bad? I don't wanna look like some kind of loli hunter

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Expose youryelf to the idea of jacques Lacan. Seriously he writes aovut exactly this.

> if I never saw the act of kissing in films/real life I doubt I would ever get the urge to exchange saliva with an another person in my life.

I doubt, there's something so appealing to kissing when you are with a girl. It's almost like your own body is drawn to hers and your lips to hers.
It's such a sweet sensation too, and when you really like the girl it gets so powerfull
I remember last time I was with a girl I really liked and I was leaving her place she kissed me (it was our second). I retreated because it was late and I wanted to leave and she just hold her arms around my back and pressed me closer

It was the best I ever felt in the last 6 years. And it would be for a long time because I never kissed her again
I wish I could

>How does ... feel like
Please tell me English isn't your first language.

>I even tried putting a thumb up my ass
You homo. Stopped reading there.

here's you lmao

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At least you've recognized that about yourself. you're more normal than you realize.

By your virgin-logic, you had sex with your mom when you were birthed by her unless you came out through caesarean section. Lift some weights and get a clue.

Got anxiety just from reading this lmao. My ex and I never fucked once with a condom because it gave me so much anxiety. I'm going to be meeting up with another girl soon and if this shit happens to me again I'm going to snap.

Based user. You'll get there again.

Similar stuff happaned to me a few times. Sadly in hindsight it was also part of the end of each relationship.

>After a while I asked her if we could "French kiss"

Well no wonder she said no.

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you're in denial my dood. by your logic, youd be okay with sharing toothbrushes with that guy or drinking from the same bottle. horrible analogy on your part

>Tfw you fuck a girl in the ass and your cock is covered in shit when you pull it out

Never again.

Don't fall for the anal meme, lads.

40 year old virgin

Let me guess, she told you she was on birth control. That's how my fat wife got me, a week later she was pregnant and had miraculously discovered religion and no longer believed in abortions. My life is a living hell and I unironically wish I was dead lol

How do you guys end up like that?
Raised by single mothers? Too much video games?
I mean, I’m just a confident charismatic guy and that’s that, but I feel like some kind of superhuman just for not being a loser like most of modern young guys.

just pretend her lips taste like strawberry and you want to slurp all that flavor, stop thinking about "technique" and shit like that

St...St...Stop please

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i had a vasectomy done 3 years ago, fuck breeders, after a scare with an exgf i took birth control into my own hands

Hot
Yes

>Why go through all this effort if I can just masturbate and my sex drive goes away?

Dude that's the no-pussy talking. We all go through that. I was over at my girlfriend's place and the only thing I could think about in the final days I was there was why I wasn't fucking my hand to an Amee Donovan video right that second. But once we got over our fatigue from the day's events and that safe "I could just jack off and be done with this" instinct fades away.

>Why take all this risk?
Because I met a woman who was worth it. And I love being in love. Bringing those feelings out in another person is pretty neat. It isn't that you're suddenly blinded by the risks, it's that you trust the person enough [and they prove themselves] that the "risks" become matters that you and the person you're devoted to overcome together.

God this is gay. Meet someone who shares the same interests and is attractive and you'll feel the infatuation, too. Hell, you've never wanted t fuck someone just because of the kind of person they are?

good on ya mate, wish I'd done the same

I always feel a weird sense of depersonalisation and derealization when I doing something like sucking tits or making out, shit sucks.

That sucks dude. But you have some hope viagra would be perfect for you. But for me to be in that situation is not something I will ever be able to do comfortably. I get anxious when a hug or a handshake last too long, so I can't imagine kissing someone or even being close to them. I think I must have aspergers or some shit.

Two weeks here, the longterm relationship meme is sadly too real.

>Tfw you get drunk and wake your gf up by singing a whole new world from Aladdin down the phone to her for an hour and even when she hangs up you ring back and start singing it again

Surprised she's still with me after last night

You're probably using condoms that are too small for your dick, I made the same mistake a few times and my dick went soft from lack of circulation

Based and redpilled

Why would you lick her teeth?

You use your tongue to lightly stroke and explore her lips while kissing and that usually draws her tongue out. If shes into it she'll start copying what you're doing - If you probe deeper then she'll probe deeper, if you bite her lip then she'll bite your lip, etc.

But if her tongue doesnt come out to meet yours then you simply stop with the gentle tongue strokes and kiss as normal.

I replaced sex with drinking copious amounts of beer for the last couple years. I'll die sooner, but I think I will be happier.

thanks, i feel it was the best decision ive taken, ill be praying for you mate, never feel you deserve to be unhappy

>asking the emotionally stunted to evaluate their emotions
You're a funny guy.

I was raised by a single mother yes, and I've always been very nervous around people and have felt terrible after hurting someone so I guess I just doubt myself when I'm being assertive or charming around a girl who likes me (not that happens very much, especially now that youth has passed) because I feel like I'm using them or being manipulative. There have been several memorable incidents where a girl showed conspicuous interest in me since I was around 16, but I have never been able to react confidently and usually just pretend not to notice or actively flee the situation. For example, in 2012 or so I was at the university library when a girl two seats down kept looking at me. I got up to leave after an hour and looked at her, she looked up at me and turned and smiled, obviously wanting me to talk. But I just looked blankly at her, probably with some hostility, and walked home. I then realized how dumb I was being and walked all the way back to the library, but again my anxiety got the better of me and I just walked past where I had been sitting without even checking to see if she was still there. The most recent time (and probably last), was in 2015 at my workplace, where the cutest, most adorable, intelligent girl I have ever met showed interest me and worked in an office near my own for a different company. She gave me so many opportunities to talk to her, but I always froze up and eventually she moved on and is now in a long-term relationship with a guy from the same very wealthy background. Maybe it's because I've been coddled and expect these things to just come to me, or maybe it's because my self-esteem is so low that I don't consider a girl's affection as being something I'm worthy of, I don't know. But I've been very lonely for a very long time. At this point I've just given up, though arguably I gave up a long time ago.

Its cool, she weighs over 350 lbs so her heart is going to give out sooner or later anyways

Thanks user you have more faith in me then I even do.
I think I got broken one too many time.
I've been cursed by a malevolent God.
I have kissed every girl that I ever loved but I never went further than that.
Each time I retreat a little bit further from this world until I meet the other one and fall back again in the same pit.
I think this time i've fallen through

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I know how you feel. In my case I felt like I was LARPing as my dad, or Burt Reynolds, and acting out the masculine female-ideal rather than just being myself. Turns out she liked that I was doing that, but still I couldn't really enjoy it that much even when she was sitting on me dangling her boob into my mouth.

An hero

Based.

Not an argument; you don't deny your virgin-logic, you incest-haver.

>The next night she came over again and asked if I had a condom, and I said yes and got up to go to the bathroom to put it on

Why didnt you just put it in right there? Or have her put it on? Or have her put it on with her mouth? You shouldn't have to leave to put on a condom. That's odd.

Dudes, I was a shy chubby autist raised by a single mom around 16yo, 5 years later I’m being called daddy and banging chicks at bathroom stalls. Sure, I started from fat, low level girls, but as I gained confidence in myself I moved on to hot chicks with tons of orbiters. And at the same time I like and respect these women in my life, none of that incel/MGTOW bullshit not cuckolding.
There’s really not much to it. The main factor isn’t even losing weight or dressing stylishly, it’s strenghtening your mentality. I continuously went out of my comfort zone, and with that it expanded. Chat with people, do sports, banter with cashiers. Go to a bar or a concert, get drunk and chat with people. That’s a start. If you have hair on your chest, there’s really no excuse for you not to channel your confidence and manliness.

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user you're breaking my heart
You don't need a wet hole to be happy brother
Why cant women be satisfied with a nonsexual but still affectionate relationship
;__;

I couldn't even get it on because I'd lost my erection by the time I'd left the bed, found the condom and walked to the bathroom to put it on.

I just didn't know how to do that, so I asked. I think she did try French kissing me at her place when I couldn't get an erection, but by that point I was so discouraged she knew I wasn't really enjoying myself any more.

How does this even bother you? I'm genuinely curious.
My current girlfriend likes it when I'm rough with her and I like being rough with her in bed. However silly it sounds I like being sweet and gentle to her in public or when we cuddle, but when it's time for sex she likes to be "used". And she is more than happy with that, as am I.

getting drunk is anti-christian, and so is sex outside of wedlock on that note

Improve yourself. The confidence will follow. A better job, a better living situation, a more balanced diet, fitness. All of those things can make you feel desirable because in your mind you would've elevated yourself to a place where you feel like you deserve it. If you don't get there mentally then, fuck, you're going to end up settling.

Just feels like people are fucking with you after a while, you know? Like they're just roleplaying. No one can be this god damn bitter and sad. But we've all been there. Or we wouldn't be here.

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I swear to God they can feel how demoralized you are when you cant get it up. Theres a physical, tangible haze of disappointment and failure hanging in the room a bad fart

based anti-Christian poster

I agree with you OP. (asexual here; also not a virgin)

oh and The Lobster to answer your question

>You don't need a wet hole to be happy brother
sadly the only way to learn this truth is to have your heart broken by a couple of wet holes

>5 years later I’m being called daddy and banging chicks at bathroom stalls

That's fucking gross, user.

>tfw lie in bed with grill you totally love, but you're trying to play it cool like Chad would
>tfw she has her head on your chest
>tfw your chest, her head, your heartbeats, and her sighs are all perfectly synced
>tfw she snuggles in and whispers her old bf's name
>tfw this irritates you
>tfw she says she didn't say his name
>tfw semi-argument ensues
>tfw she says what she had said was "I love you"
>tfw that feels much better
>tfw a few weeks later you find out she had another guy she was having sex with
>tfw she texts you and tells you that she'll be going off (with the other guy) and you'll never see her again
>tfw you ask her why she said she loved you
>tfw she told you she said it to you and him, neither were ever meant to hear it, it was just to see who it felt "right" saying it too
>tfw it was the richer one

I hope John Titor is real and he takes me away with him.

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They also think that they must be very unattractive if a guy cant get hard for her. It's not just about the guy being demoralized.

>BRO you PUSSIES will never know the SWEET FEEL of penetrating a fat womans vagina in a public bathroom stall LMAO INCELS

Well I find whining about girls and jerking off to anime gross, so I guess it varies from person to person

Oh yeah bro for sure I think the worst part about going soft is not that you wont cum because cumming is easy and happens regularly, the sad part is letting someone else down

>If you have hair on your chest
>tfw 28 and almost no body/face hair
Thanks, asshole.

>>whered you bust
>inside her cunt
dude fat bitches are always trying to get knocked up you retard.

Never fell for the anal meme but found out that my gf had in high school and few times and enjoyed the experience while it was happening but suffered brutal stomach pains the next few days after.

Been sickingly depressed since. I'm not usually insecure about anything like this but this cuts to the core. Gonna see how i feel in a couple days, then decide whether to end it.

Well geez, if that’s not your cup of tea, why do you whine about it so much?

>How does this even bother you? I'm genuinely curious.
i dont know, its not like it bothers me because obviously i enjoyed it too, it was, in fact the best sex i ever had until then for me too.
Its hard to explain, its like everything is a fucking lie, thats why i called it a redpill, our whole society and way of life is a fucking lie

>tfw fell for the sex meme in high school
>tfw vagina doesnt feel as good as a lotioned up hand

What did God mean by this

How are you asexual and not a virgin?

Its not one or the other. You can have regular sex without having to fuck skanks in literal shitholes.

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I’m sorry, but at least my advice may help some. They’ll have you to compare themselves to so they know some have it worse

Thanks for the advice. At this point I'm just suicidal, not because of the sex failure thing but mistakes I've made in life which now prevent me from pursuing my ambitions. I'm just a broken person, as melodramatic as that sounds.

Yes I agree. But that strange intangible, intuitive shared feeling you experience with a girl while in her company is so amazing I think. Just being near a girl who you can tell, without her saying it, that she likes you and that she senses that you feel the same way. Knowing that she is trying to impress you by making you laugh, or looking pretty, or trying to sound interesting etc, it's really disarming. And there's this sense of excitement you get, probably because your subconscious is going into over-drive planning your lives together and relieving itself of all your bitterness and frustrations while consciously you're just listening to her tell you about her family and upbringing and apologizing if she's boring you. And you also sense that sharing your feelings towards her too bluntly will ruin the atmosphere and tension, and so you both tease each other and sort of maintain this weird tension between you which makes your tummy capsize and makes it so you can't stop smiling. It's incredible, and although I've only experienced it once in my early teens and very briefly in my early 20s, at both times I would have said that just being allowed to experience that once in life compensates for all the misery, failure etc that life is otherwise comprised of. It totally changes your perspective on life, and makes the world seem like less of a threatening, depressing, callous place when there's someone in it who is willing to occupy a little island of tenderness and warmth with you.

>I don't wanna look like some kind of loli hunter
you're safe here user, amongst friends. it's ok. short/petite girls are fun to fuck.

read
im never having children, fatty one night stands or otherwise

What % of men do you think will die virgins? I'm 27 and I have never kissed anyone so it's safe to say where I'll be.

I’m just turned on by rough filthy sex

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Qt blonde gf I had in high school was a sweetheart until I learned she did anal with her first ex. You can pretend not to care, but the illusion is shattered. You should break up with her and find an actual woman of quality.

5 percent of men are virgins by the age of 45, according to a study by the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

>love
fuck off dude
youre being played you just havent realized it yet
all the women are the same and eventually you will realize that

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100% of countries with women's suffrage have a birth rate that will inevitably lead to extinction

That's just a matter of fact, if you put reproductive control in the hands of females they're going to statistically fail to actually reproduce enough.

What even is the ethical way to remedy this?

That's a beautiful way of looking at it user. I hope the best for you.

good for you mate, keep those bathroom stall walls banging

I can't cum inside my gf. I don't know why. I just fuck for a while then lose my boner. She was on the pill for a while but ended up stopping it because I never came in her anyway.

I've cum down her throat, and I find basic handjobs great, but I can't cum in her pussy. I also can't cum at night when I've had a drink, only during morning sex. It's all very odd. Still feels good though, and she cums easily so it's fun.

Thanks for reading my blog.

Aren’t you put off by what a bunch of pussies you are?
You’re men! Act like it! Where’s your go-getter attitude?

>have a birth rate that will inevitably lead to extinction
Let it happen, fuck humans

badass

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in what fucking year? 1980?
I'm willing to bet that if you exclude lies, prostitutes and gays, over 40% of men over 25 are virgin

>she cums

Why do men describe female orgasms as "cumming"? It's so disgusting.

That only works if you're good looking.

True story:
the night I lost my virginity, I had severe whiskey disk and couldn't get hard. But I persevered and kept trying until I managed to get a semi and proceeded to fuck the girl (who was way out of my league) until she got bored and left

Alright, maybe I understand you then.

But honestly embrace it, it isn't a lie. At least not as I see it.
Just because many people turn into freaks during sex, doesn't mean that the civilized person they are the rest of the time is some kind of sham.

post tits.

I couldn't get up the first time either. Slipped on a condom but no one told me the sensation would alienate my dick. I ended up punching a wall in frustration as she lied there and wept quietly. I just felt so fucking bad. We used a condom and a contraceptive/cum catcher. Game was rigged from the beginning.

>as melodramatic as that sounds
I'm right there with you, man. I see myself in you. We're just late bloomers, man. It'll come. Trust me, it'll come. But you gotta know what you have to do and then put those steps together. It's gonna be a slow process because fucking everything is in this life. It doesn't come quickly for guys like us unless it's being forced by a third party because it's easy to be autonomous and directed.

Part of it, at least in my experience, is taking the autonomous part of your routine, turning your brain off and just doing it because you know the end result will make you happier. Get a timeline in your head and start mapping out what you need to do to make you happier. What you need to look like. And then start researching and applying those things. Slowly. You can't force evolution.

>"Stop it user, you're making me blush! Do you really think I look pretty? You make me feel so good about myself!"

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thats a lie, good looking men can get laid even if they are low confidence
high confidence men can get laid even if they are butt ugly

What's going to happen is that the rapist societies will grow and prosper and push out non-rapists through simple Darwinism.

It actually is awful but then again so is a baby turtle hatching on the beach so what are you gonna do

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k

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All piv sex is rape, sweatie

You need to be off the river, not in it. Next time you bone, it'll make sense.

Yes, there are.

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tfw this thinking tumor had to play a minigame of pick the fire hydrant to post this image all while walking down the street trying not to be hit by pieces of metal that weigh over a ton are whizzing around at 50kh. This universe is truly bizarre.

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I'm sorry user, imagining a man punching the wall in fury because of his soft cock while a naked woman weeps softly in bed is probably one of the funniest things I've ever imagined. If it makes you feel better, I've only properly fucked once in my entire life, and it was prom night sex

This is true. My best friend in secondary school was around 5'6, had athsma and eczema, but slept with so many girls and had various girlfriends. True he did have a circumcized 7.5 inch penis, but his charisma is what earned him so many girls. I actually moved schools at 16 and within a few weeks he had started messaging girls at my new school saying he knew me, and fucked at least one of them within a few weeks of me starting at this new school.

Life is a travesty

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Jesus this is giving me emotional trauma and i haven't even experienced this. I hope you meet better people user friend or girlfriend

why did you post this

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lmao its a pasta right?

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I havent had sex since 2016

Don't get with a girl that can't orgasm lads. Just don't.

She moans and convulses and sometimes female ejaculates. I don't see why you couldn't call it that.

anyone else find it hard getting hard after being with the same girl for years?

>>tfw putting a piece of *your* body INSIDE the body of another person repeatedly in an aggressive manner

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That sucks, but don't make the incel mistake and get into your head that this is how all women are.