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The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after Johnathan Frakes has his two cakes.

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Witnessed

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wtf i love the Dominion now

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nice

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The Founders are wise in ALL things!

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Before this thread gets deleted, why doesn't the orville stick to a regular schedule?

I'm not a burger so no idea, but nice trips

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Combs is such a great actor that

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Praise the Founders!

he can convey multiple emotions simultaneously with just his eyes

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>Are we still on for cake tonight, Commander?

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Tell me Captain, if the Federation is great, then why can't it get dubs?

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Dubsminion.

Where's Bash at?

>Quit it, you guys.

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>It counts and Geordi is a rapist
>It doesn't count because it's not the same
The Geordi Paradox

Serving up some Earl Grey, hot.

if you're team tasha gimme a "hell yeah"

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The hologram consented.
again and again

manface

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Probably discord

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stop posting this. it's awkward.

How is this relevant to stargate?

Tasha Yar dies.

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*ejaculates*

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>Oh, if you weren't a captain...
Was Tasha a stealth daddy kink character?

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Reasons Why Riker Sucks:
1. He is a penis.

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Flat-faced, Johnny Depp Willy Wonka-haired bitch

By the prophets, he did it. Absolut mad lad!

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No one likes your shitty fucking frogs. Get the fuck out, election tourist.

enjoyable

>election tourist.
kek, made me smirk

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t. latent homosexual

Leave him alone, bully!
He has a right to post here.

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>this triggers the shitposter
I guess you want more, huh?

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frogs are boardculture, bro. he even gave them little trek uniforms

I'm not the one who's attracted to Emo Philips with boobs

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>Death is that state where one lives only in the memory of others, which is why it is not an end. No goodbyes—just good memories.
Did Tasha have latent psychic abilities?

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>3000x3000
for what purpose?

based for what purpose poster

Tasha escaped the rape gangs unmolested.

>reddit, help! frogs!

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>Fox
>allowing its live-action shows a consistent schedule
pick one and only one

about that...

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ikr, he's such a tard

Friendly reminder that Data is a computer, nothing more. No divine spark, no empathy, no consciousness. Just wires and microchips, nuts and bolts.

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>I can see your dad's junk

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IT'S SCIENCE, PEOPLE

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THIS IS THE POWER OF THE MATHS, GENDER UNDETERMINED INDIVIDUALS

Depends on the popularity. Orville wasn't bringing in Sunday night numbers so it gets pushed to other nights. If it gets moved to Friday that usually means they're canning it.

>Damn it Jim! I'm a Doctor not a _______!

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>runs marathon and beats crewmates with half their weight
how

orshill only exists to destroy disco.

>weight = speed
gg

>gg
lol

THIS IS THE POWER OF FAT PEOPLE

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That's a blatant lie. It was always the first 2 episodes of season 1 that would debut on Sunday and the premier of season 2 to get a special Sunday slot. This is what STD shills have been reduced to.

GAAAAAARK

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>lol
yikes

>guy who has been in the industry for decades and has played multiple iconic roles throughout that time
>two young guys, fresh in the industry and have yet to make a name for themselves

Yeah of course they're gonna spend their money on the guy they recognize. Even if they like Disco, Jeffrey Combs has been in far more to warrant that line up. This isn't even defending Discovery, this is about how people spend their money. If the other two followed in his footsteps they'd probably gather line ups lik him as well.

>yikes
cringe

Hell Yeah! I've always been on team Tasha. If I met Denise at a con I wouldn't even ask about the rape gangs.

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I never watched it so I didn't know. I haven't watched FOX for years so I just assumed it was put on the Sunday line up and it didn't bring in the numbers.

You know it.

Nonetheless, Orville's ratings are tanking

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Reminder that this is literally canon now thanks to STD. Good job, faggots, you killed a fifty year franchise because you couldn't square Commander Niggertranny being a terrible person with humanity evolving past our current problems.

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lilly-livered nancy-boy!

>I'm just an idiot who says stupid things about things I have no idea about because I'm a mouthbreathing retard who needs to be removed from the gene pool
Fair enough.

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pls no buly

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GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, HOBBIT

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Why are so upset that someone doesn't like a shitty and underperforming tv show?

might've missed it in the text because it was a lot of fuckery to take in, but what book are they talking about?

...

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One of the Star Trek novels. The STD folks are using it as the focus of the current arc. It's already killed three admirals and led to the death of a bridge officer on Discovery.

Did Riker have a Tasha/Troi holodeck program?

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lol no it's not.

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comfy

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Ew

don't condescend

Star Trek truly is dead holy shit.

Are we really sure STD isn't just another one of Q's illusions?

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You'll end up watching it all.

4/10
You are dismissed.

ok, to new guys:
Basfag is a transgirl who has used at least 14 different ips to banevade and post dopey political bullshit about communism and off topic pictures of little sexualized anime kids.
she got doxxed when she got drunk and posted pics of herself. se's here 24/7 but was gone a little after the doxxing. i accept her as my queen because fighting her is futile. she's here always

F

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based VF

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She has an adorable pink anus and her ballsack looks like a peachpit thanks to the hormone treatments.

There is no substantial evidence that bashirfag is trans

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>posts thumb

Muscle girls are sexy and season one Troi was kinda cute. Fuzzy, but cute.

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I've seen her hips from unobstructed definitive angles and pictures of her at 15. It's a girl.

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WHOOSH
I'm invisible!

You've never seen anything ever, you're just shitposting like a faggot

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It's all we have. Digital photo technology was not that good back then.

>Girls who look like men are sexy

Dat adam's apple would disagree

Do you like to get pegged too?

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if repeating numbers it counts

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I like everything. Lately I've been getting into Trek fan art on Tumblr. Passion is what really turns me on.

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Tumblr is shit but sometimes has neat art

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>tumbler filenames
>phone filenames

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but they banned the porn
imagine if Panda Capuccino was into Star Trek though

Is that a nipple?

No, it's a pussy

Thats obviously a pussy.

wow

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Post the oldest /trek/ meme you can recall

The artist got her hook nose right

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Why was this artist so obsessed with characters born to suffer?

This is too cute!

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"star trek"

Is it wrong that I feel like posting pics just so Bashirfag isn't the only one?

If you're a girl, post them. If you're not, then don't.

we tumblr now!

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Pixiv is better

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Damn Troi looks nightmarish in this.

How did they get away with this?

Spock destroying Kirk's bussy

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please stop
riker looks like a gigantic faggot in that seamen's outfit

What if im not a girl and not greasy NEET?

are you cute?

This artist redesigned a few TNG characters in casual contemporary outfits and while their Tasha is a miss for me aesthetically, in the show Tasha never knew what the fuck she was doing when she wasn't wearing her Starfleet uniform so the design still speaks to Sasha's form-follows-function spirit. They also tried to make Tasha as bold and badass as possible which speaks highly to the way we remember her.

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Geordi.

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Their Beverly however is absolutely perfect. Comfy, relaxed, approachable, and quietly optimistic. You already want to spill your secrets to her and spend hours chit-chatting about nothing. This outfit really opens up the warm, friendly side of Beverly.

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Well /trek/, Easter is almost upon us. What do you think that pesky Easter Bunny has planned for our intrepid crew?

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Data.

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prolly gonna mindrape troi i guess.

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>What if im not a girl
Are you illiterate? I already told you.

>when Yea Forums joins the crew of the Enterprise

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that's kind of hot

Boy that got dark quick

>Hey Commander I heard you're gay do you wanna gape my starfish later tonight?

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>Easter bunny
>On st patricks day.

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...

That hurt to watch

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>You slut!

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Anyone here ever seen a woman before?

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You might as well post the rest.

Maybe this would be more comfy 4U.

Her face though...

The only other one I saved was Troi (I think?) and I really have no idea what's going on with it and I didn't want to be negative. Like a hippy Jasmine or something. Really I just wanted an excuse to post the Beverly one...

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Jonathan Frakes is such a terrible actor. The woman already does a pretty bad job "selling" the slap, but Frakes's timing is so off it looks like the punch doesn't even hit him at all. Embarassing acting

you mean a feeemale?

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To be fair, Riker is an extremely thinly written character and Frakes usually didn't have much to work with.

Yeah, the writing is really the only thin thing about Riker.

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Was the punch supposed to hit him? I just thought he dodged it

Do you like females, user?

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You know that makes a lot more sense with his movement.

Also why the other guy falls over

>Tashafag hasn't even watched the show past S1, but pretends he understands what is happening in a scene involving bearded Riker
it's like having Jimmy back

I love you

not really

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I've seen many women, but she is a beautiful one

>escape the rape gangs unmolested
>get back sent in time to be raped AND molested until you give birth to a half-rommie clonekid who then has you shot while she jerks off
B R A V O

Who was in the wrong here?

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That still messes with me. What did Tasha do to deserve such a fate?

The mutton chops

The production staff for using that script.

Good thing you haven't learned how to save images larger than thumbnails, then.

>Yar
>muscular
"No!" I'm also in awe of that artist's ability to take a "distinctly feminine female, just with short hair" character and turn it into "literally just a man with tits."

Anything comfier than cuddling on a lazy Sunday afternoon?

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Disgruntled ghost Yar is good, but is Geordi holding on to a piece of ceiling trim that's somehow not attached to the ceiling?

learn to save images, you dumb cunt

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Oh god, I recognize this art. Isn't that the same person who made that weird-ass Captain America and Iron Man art where they've turned into literal circles with arms and one of them is also black and they have noses like Sesame Street puppets?

nah, it's not Rory (I think that's who you meant). That's just the typical tumblr art of someone who can't actually draw. Rory was much MUCH worse (and somehow got into calarts and last I hear, is doing very well there with her shitty art style. One of her animated shorts is up on Dailymotion and it looks laughably bad)

>logical
>never yells or gets angery
>patient
>interesting hobbies like playing stories on the holodeck
>robodick
is data a best?

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Aren't you supposed to be working on a fatfic?

I don't know, user, why don't you watch the episode about your question?

wasn't part of the main cast, obviously
o'brien thought he could escape the curse of the ent-D, but all it did was ensure he suffered three times as much when it was his turn

His routine when he tried dating was terrible

Data is obviously best and the only one who can handle Tasha's power cuddles.

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Why was he so abusive, bros?

i don't approve of this and i'm only saving it because breasts

Because you are not his mother.

Why was season 6 so horrendous? Did the writers just give up?
>the Irish stereotype episodes
>the Rock episode
>the Kes episode

The Rock ep was great.

He dodged it, tard

>desperate ratings grab by having a wrestling episode on a channel that will run the episode just before WWE (WWF at the time) featuring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and 7 of 9 and her sweaty tiddies getting all sweaty and bruised
>great
"No!"

Imagine criticizing people's acting abilities when you can even comprehend what is going on in that scene. You are now this poster.

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I fucking hate modern sci-fi. The faintest idea that the future could ever be better than the present has to be snuffed out as coldly and as cynically as possible.

>not a .webp

are you running windows 95 too

When rewatching Voyager it's clear that the worst seasons are 3 and 6; they're both aimless and have no idea where they want to take the characters.
2 and 4 are the best.

>Kes, please save me. I deserve to exist, too.
watdo

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>Yea Forums
>webp
/g/tard pls

Yea Forums(nel) doesn't yet support .webp files.

There's a (((reason))) for that. If the future is better than the present, then people will start asking what or (((who))) is causing problems today. It's the same reason Burnham is a black woman and was probably a tranny at one point in pre production before Trump actually won and (((they))) realized the agitprop had to be dialed back.

Is this post satire? lol calm down and post Tasha

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I Thomas Riker Tuvix, and write a "Thomas Tuvix joins the [baddies of the week] to [tech] the [tech]" episode later in the series.

yeah... this is a tranny

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damn, michael looks like THAT?

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They made Delenn male in the pilot episode for Babylon 5 through prosthetic makeup and costuming.

similar style to der-shing helmer

We all have rape gangs we're running from.

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some of us invite our rape gang to discord

I wouldn't chase anyone to discord, only trannies use that

Dukat did nothing wrong

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>desperate ratings grab
I think you're confusing an obvious cross-promotion for desperation. Y'see user, when two corporate entities live each other verrrry much, they sometimes work together to promote each other.

youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

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What else is good to watch? Ive seen all the treks

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Watch only the episodes featuring the best character

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The Orville

the matrix is bretty good

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Dukat is a fag, Garak best Cardi and Kira will be my wife in this or the next life.

In another topic, i have to say, im amazed with Avery portrail of Sisko. Is so volatile... He is talking to his gf, but he is looking at her as a mad man, you are just sitting there trying to figure out if he is going to kiss her or smash her head against the wall...

Impressive.

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Get the vr and larp
youtube.com/watch?v=PV3W-0wC-Zk

Miraculous Ladybug

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>uses "Disco" instead of the common and correct STD
>b- b- but i'm not defending "Discovery"
sure, CBS shill. Now go start a separate thread for your shitty STD show

except it's literally not canon (inb4 'but Gene said anything live action...'). All the shills and fansites and sub-reddit fags are going to be so embarrassed in a few years when Viacom remergers and they do a real Star Trek show and the showrunner and writers are like "yeah, that CBS shit wasn't actual Star Trek and everyone kind of knew it but couldnt say anything."

OTP coming through, stand aside plebships.

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kill yourself

no :^)

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Do actual girls enjoy stuff like this or only boigirls like you?

You know if you think about it, which I have forever it feels like, the dominion didn’t really lose anything. I mean, yeah they got their pride hurt by losing to the solids, but they still control their entire quadrant and they still have the great link, I mean did the war do any real lasting damage to their empire whatever you wanna call it? Didn’t only one changeling died the one that Odo killed in self-defense? How many ships were destroyed in pow many millions died in the Alpha quadrant or whatever? They didn’t even really have a motivation for invading, they could’ve just put an entire fleet at the other side of the wormhole and inspected every ship that came through, and that would of been the end of it. I guess they wanted Odo back, that seems to be the female changelings main goal, but that’s not justifying the entire war, I guess it was pride or just something in the script so that we could have a cool war? Really falls apart when you examine it

Going to lingerie parties and being decadent sluts? Yeah, they love that shit.

Good thread.

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Bashir and Garak only ever displayed heterosexual attractions and relationships during the entirety of DS9's seven seasons.

The Dubsminion always hosts a good thread

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There is zero evidence they were anything more than good friends.

haha that's super gay you fag what does the moon runes say though?

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No, I meant the comic itself. It's really over the top and kind of offensive

You didn't answer my question from earlier Bash. You like a good spankin'?

Any Riker fatfic?

you didnt understood the dominion then.
Founders hate solid cos they are caothic.
they see themselves as gods. So when solids started going to their cuadrant, they decided that as gods, they should take over their territory and make them part of the dominion.

They never realized that the alpha quadrant was cappable of such violence. So, they have to go back.
Yes, they dont had big loss, just cloned voltas, Jem Hedars and ships. That means nothing, just time and they are eternal.
So it was just nothing to them.

ezri is cute as fuck

Does it bug you when other sci-fi stories don't adhere to the Prime Directive?

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indeed she is best dax. actually watching s2 lately and starting to remember how awesome jadzia was, desu.

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No.

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no, but like %90 of the prime directive hand waving in trek is criminal.

jadzia was great yes, but ezri is like fresh air...
Still, kira is the number one in my heart.

>あ……っ
んんっ!…あ…あっ…は…
ガラッ…ク…あっ!
……ひっ!
今の君/どんな/僕を
…痛…
何度も何度も躯を撃ぐ内に

Why do gays always think everyone is gay like them? Now you're bringing it to Trek.

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I'd spank your boxy, boyish ass raw.

Actually, I think it's actually
何度も何度も躯を繋ぐ内に

thanks i can masturbate now

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actually it's actually actually

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FINE
>あ……っ
Aa....h
>んんっ!…あ…あっ…は…
Mnn!...Ah...Aah...Haa...
>ガラッ…ク…あっ!
Gara....k....Aah!
>……ひっ!
.....Nn!
>今の君/どんな/僕を
Right now, you (page cut) Why are (page cut) I'm (page cut)
>…痛…
...It hurts...
>何度も何度も躯を繋ぐ内に
More and more I want our bodies to connect

There's your gayfic

came

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>mfw haunted by the memory of Tasha and everyone is babbling in moon runes

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I feel dirty for transcribing gay nip dialogue

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There's no way Grak is a bottom.

based founders

>using comic sans on an actual comic

disgusting.

its garage

he was a top in so I guess the person who drew it agrees

Jules is a power bottom and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

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I'm betting you're a top.

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gaaaaaaaayyyy

How many times have you read this comic?

Not as many times as I've read this hilariously bad Miraculous Ladybug one oddly enough.

Letters from a Northern Continent is God Tier Garashir fan fiction and I've read that over two dozen times maybe.

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It's a girl posting on Yea Forums

It's only logical

UNLESS bash is Murdoch-chan because she apparently lurks Yea Forums, doesn't seem like the /trek/ type though, she said she lurks fatkino

Irl or on tv

wood do

I've read it the three pages where they fuck at least three dozen times because you keep posting it. Is there more to the story?

No.

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Can you please stop doing that? You're making it incredibly difficult for me to breathe.

>decide to rewatch DS9 because I haven't seen that shit in like 15 years
>totally forgot how cute Dax is

Oh no, this is bad... At least the other characters are great so that I don't obsess too much over her.

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I could have recolonized an M class planet with the quantity of semen spilled in her honor.

I thought /trek/ was bad and then I saw /abag/

so no cock and ball torture? aight beam me outta here

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If you want that, read the Trek novel Q Squared

Tell me some more.

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lol, i dont even watch starcraft

mak thred

Look, all I'm gonna say is that it's almost time for a new thread.

limit is 314

Oooo, good one

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Why is it the very young and the very old must be made to suffer?

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I still would!

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I'll tell you when we're having a new thread

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It's a story set in the time of TNG plus two alternate timelines

In one of the alternate times where history branched, Riker was lost in an incident between the Federations and Romulans. He was assumed dead but the Romulans actually captured him, and spent years being tortured by a Romulan Mengele type. For reasons I still haven't quite figured out, there's a chapter where it explicitly takes about the Romulan capture torturing Rikers balls.

come on

I can't believe you're telling me the truth.

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Mentalcrash hasn't posted here in months.

Is dax the worst member of star fleet? Dax spend SEVERAL lifetimes in star fleet, yet hasn't achieved admiral. Hell, not even captain.

so u just forget about him?

Not everyone aspires to or needs to be a captain, user.

It's a common pitfall with long lived characters in fantasy. The most common example is any elven character in your typical medieval fantasy world. Shouldn't they be the best at everything? The best swordsmen, the best wizards, the best politicians, best craftsmen etc. But rarely are they much better than their shorter lived counterparts. The ability to live for over a dozen decades in your physical and mental prime is an alien concept for us humans and I doubt anyone will ever write it particularly well so just turn off your brain.

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The Paul

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Absolutely not.

Everyone achieving super high ranks as well as they are natural career progression like in Halo 3 and not specific and not necessarily desirable jobs is a fucking meme. It was much better when actual veterans were writing and Kirk hates havig accepted admiralty and does all in his power to get back go exploration.

Also nothing implies any of Dax’s lives were ever especially long for their races. Curzon aside but even he died partying so probably wasn’t THAT old.

Curzon being so fucking universally known is probably enough tho.

she was a skilled fighter, healer, ingeneer, pilot...
what else you want?

I have never told a lie.

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If you had several life times of experience, would you want an administrative desk job?

Well, Elves in fantasy are usually just "better, prettier humans" so that's a thing. I can understand them only being a little better at deadly things tho, since war tends to kill you even if you get to be 200 years old. So it's unlikely that elves during prolonged war get particularly old.
>reddit spacing.
kys. That aside, I can understand the dax personality not particularly wanting to be top brass, but surely captain would have been a given, on experience alone?

Mentalcrash is ashamed of /trek/

the gray haired man nodding and saying "yes" is literally me
still not enough cock and ball torture tho

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>marathoning season 1 of std
>mfw

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If that continuity of personality had held up in court Jadzia would have been killed in S1.

I actually refuse to watch Discovery because I'm sick of a franchise being obsessed with the past and never moving forward with the series.

Oh, that's new. Good one.

>I'm sick of a franchise being obsessed with the past and never moving forward with the series.
I have bad new for you friend: youtube.com/watch?v=QeAKX_0wZWY
that's 80% of all media these fucking days.

It's true though. I honestly don't understand their obsession with it. Gene would never have done this with the series. Fuck the normies who only think Trek is only TOS and Spock.

Dax likes to have fun. Captains have to be obsessed workaholics. They have pressure and respnsibility well above everyone else on the ship.

Dax is a huge slut with a drinking problem. Captains have to be respectable.

Explain Janeway and Georgiou.

Huge sluts with drinking problems is my fetish.

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They went backwards because they returned to an era that had a lot of built in love, and more importantly the current end of the Trek timeline is a complete fucking shitshow that nobody cares about thanks to it ending on two bad tv series and one very bad movie

And who gives a shit what Gene would or wouldn't have done? Dude hated some of the most beloved parts of Trek, and had to be kicked off TNG for it to get any good

Janeway was promoted to Admiral in recognition of what she was. That should tell you everything about her.

Georgiou was deeply respected until her death

do it

>last for 2000 years
>afraid of 'the federation'

Why does STD Spock have that gross pube beard?

Enterprise is fucking excellent by the end.
Fan reaction choking out Enterprise is whats left us with terrible Trek since. Same with Star Wars. The 2000s were fucking gay and Xoomers are faggots.

So the right CBS faction gets rights to merchandise made of his image for ll the toys they aren’t even making. 25% difference yadayadayada

He had a mental break and spent time institutionalized. He's not fully recovered from it yet.

Enterprise's final season was fanwank.

And it was great.

slut trek

New thread. They took the bleachers out last week.

Hardly.

More specifically, Enteprises final season somehow had spectacularly bad timing for all it's worst episodes

It opened with the frankly embarrassing space nazi stuff, went on mid season hiatus on the worst episode of the season (the origins of the transporter one) and the series finale is one of the all time worst insults.

You might as well have put a flashing "just stop watching" sign on it

Also the mirror two-parter is the biggest self-indulgence fan wank since Alec Peters saw a mirror.