This is not good

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I remember when this was airing when I was going to college and still had some kind of hope for the future.

I miss hope.

Jesus I just came in here to see anons talk shit about steven seagal. no need to ruin my day like this

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lets get this back on track

>hope
Do not put your faith in such trinkets of deceit

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Imagine having a bunch of regular cops showing up just explaining the situation then you see some fat man there in army fatigues and a kevlar vest for no reason

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h-he's fast

"Am I under militia arrest?"

DEY TOOK ER

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>kicks him through the window when his back is clearly facing it
>bursts out frontwards

what are the other 5 webms

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Imagine being one of these stuntmen

nigger

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holy fucking kek

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That's what happens when you try to cut in the buffet line

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Is he making fun of her?

how does he get funding for this shit
my god

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what the fuck is happening here

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>literally checks everywhere but the corner

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>This webm
every time
every fucking time I'm reminded that they used his album cover for a painting in the movie

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Every Slav manlet wants to be Steven when he grows up.

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what are some good martial arts where I can be a fat lazy asshole

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Arigatou Steven-sama for making the world a safer place!

what else is he hiding under that coat?

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I bet they unironically love him and think he's a badass over there

he is the eternal boomer

literally me when I was 12

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>implying that's not you now

steve.. easy on the carrots

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Is that the one where he beats Vinny Jones without taking a single hit?

Putin is literally embarrassed by that Jew.

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>Seagal was granted Russian citizenship on November 3, 2016; according to government spokesman Dmitry Peskov, "He was asking quite insistently and over a lengthy period to be granted citizenship."[48][7] While various media have cited Seagal and President Putin as friends and Seagal stated that he "would like to consider [Putin] as a brother",[6] Putin has distanced himself from Seagal; Peskov is reported to have said: "I wouldn't necessarily say he's a huge fan, but he's definitely seen some of his movies."[49]

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sorry bby I'm an older man my pp don't work

This is how the movie ends. That's the final scene.

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It's some stupid czech muslim thing where that one chick dances and the other dude does some weird chest drumming for whatever reason, like to prove his manhood.

Kino
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There's an old zen story of two monks that were walking across the bridge. The junior monk said to his teacher, he said: "What is the nature?", and the other monk picked him up and thew him in the water you know.

>you will never be paid $50g and work with a $2m budget to embezzle money and make a shitty film starring Seagal

Be honest Yea Forums could you beat Steven seagal in a fight?

probably not, he's a big guy

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In the ring with UFC rules? Yes. On the street? I don't know, guy fights dirty. But maybe.

Seriously he's just a guy whose hint at a potential super star career got to his head and he can't stop.

>According to some accounts, as Segal's star rose high in the Hollywood sky, he began to believe his own hype. Apparently, at the height of his fame, he once claimed to be immune to a judo choke hold. To prove this claim, he instigated stunt man and martial arts legend Gene LeBell to choke him. LeBell obliged.

>As it turns out, Seagal was not, and probably still is not, immune to judo. LeBell choked ol' Stevie until he passed out and crapped his pants.

>net worth of sixteen million

he's doing the punani dance. once complete she will be pregnant with his child.

Like, I reckon with a month of training I'd have better stamina and reactions. But Seagal is a fucking unit. You can't take down something that large without a lot of force. And, despite the memes, he does actually know some martial arts (enough to fuck you up if you mess up and don't know what you're doing)

dey tuker

>'m gonna take you to the bank Senator Trent.
>the sperm bank

will sasso is better at being steven seagal than himself

Did he died?

no, he's got like 100lbs on me and even rudimentary martial arts training is more than I have

Gonna snatch that motherfucking birthday.

Nah, not only is he a big guy (for me), but he looks like the type that would fight dirty if he starts losing. I'd rather not take a brick to the face.

Is Lawman worth watching

Nah he would fuck me up

snatch every motherfucker birthday *wheeze*

poignant

Not if it's a fight over the last dinner roll

Was watching this the other night I think he was trying to talk like a black dude, it was bizzare

>6"4

>girth

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I honestly think any non obsese person could beat him at this point because he can't even get through a full line of dialogue without needing a breather. If you take 5 steps back he'll probably have a heart attack and die before even reaching you. Also his martial art of choice is a meme so even if he did get to you you'd find that his magic Spock pressure grabs are indeed a work of complete fiction.

why is Chakotay killing all of those people? Does Janeway know? Is this standard Marquis tactics?

i like how he shoots the same guy twice

WELL I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT

>a cut to walk towards a door
>literally checks the ceiling

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neil breen tier

Hearing Patrice O Neal talking about Seagal was the best youtube.com/watch?v=AHLjkts-7Vg

*wheeze*